Wednesday, December 26, 2007

To DC or Not to DC...

...That is the question.

Sorry, Billy Shakespeare. I know I killed your famous quote there, but it has been on my mind a bit. Whether or not we should go back there, I mean.

Right now, however, I'm in the farthest place from there.

I really wish I could take a picture of what I'm seeing right now, but Total has the camera's memory card. He's not allowed in here, as you can see:

I can hear him coughing like an old man outside. I can't tell if he's being his overly dramatic self, if he's really an old dude, or if he's sick. Better stay away from me, is all I can say.

Anyway, I'm looking at a vending machine with books in it. Like, where I would usually get a bag of greasy potato chips and a gooey chocolate bar...filled with books. Including one of ours.

Does that mean I'm cooler or disposable now?

Good thing all these Christmas cookies and leftovers are half-off today. Means we can save whatever we have left of our money and still afford to, I dunno...EAT.

...Now I sound like an old dude.

-Fang.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Super Sleuthing.

Don't worry, we can "agree to disagree." Adults do it all the time.

Seems like a lot of you out there in the World Wide Web didn't quite like that cover we found. Total didn't like it either, but that's because he, well, wasn't on it. Perhaps when we buy a copy at the bookstore I can glue a mirror to the front of his. That way, he'll always be on the cover.

Oh, by the way, Googling is awesome:

http://www.parade.com/features/james-patterson-excerpt.html

Why they have to start with Chapter 6, I dunno, but if one more person wants to make me a guinea pig or lab rat, I will simply tell them I am (duh) AVIAN. Thank you very much!

-Max