Wednesday, June 15, 2005

You're fired!

Guess who I saw in Central Park today?! (No, not Paris Hilton.) Our old "friend" Jason! Remember that waiter I dumped a bowl of olive oil on from Garden Tavern? Man, I wish I had a camera with me for that Kodak moment.

I was perched up in the tree above Jason as I watched him sitting on a bench looking rather depressed, circling things with a marker in a newspaper. Luckily, this time I had a camera with me!



Look a bit closer:


Ha! The want-ads! That guy should have just brought us the food we wanted and everything would have been cool. He would have kept his job, Angel would stop nagging me for prime rib, and we would have not been tabloid fodder.

Note to self: When a bunch of kids order half the whole menu in posh restaurant, don't freak - just serve. MR, pg 322.

12 messages to The Flock:

Anonymous said...

yea totally! I hope he shuts up soon! Yea I agree with Lisa too! Like pick up his bench or have Angel make him choose, like "janitor" or "mucker" that would be hilariarious (jason mucking out cow stable) lolz!

He would have freaked and gone screaming to his snail shell

Anonymous said...

yea totally! I hope he shuts up soon! Yea I agree with Lisa too! Like pick up his bench or have Angel make him choose, like "janitor" or "mucker" that would be hilariarious (jason mucking out cow stable) lolz!

He would have freaked and gone screaming to his snail shell

Anonymous said...

Yeuch, Jason the stupid ex-waiter

Anonymous said...

You should have spit on his head for all the trouble he gave you guys.Then,when he looks up stick your tongue out at him then fly away laughing.Go to a building top far away then use your raptor vision to see what he does.

Anonymous said...

Just leave him alone.
You don't need anymore enemies.

Anonymous said...

dont worry.ieat almost as much as U!!!

Anonymous said...

nah insted of mucker it should be Plumber! Lol

Anonymous said...

nahh let him go work at a construction site somewhere waay hot...

Anonymous said...

Lol you (Max) should have sat down and flirted with him, and just when he thought he was having a good time, slap him and fly away laughing

Anonymous said...

Nice to see what happened to Jason.

~R.g.

Anonymous said...

wonder how long until he gets a job

Anonymous said...

That waiter would HATE me! I eat MORE than u guys! :)