GAH! This isn't funny anymore!!!

What if he's in trouble and he needs our help? I can't very well approach someone on the street and say, "Excuse me, sir. Have you seen a young man with WINGS lately?" That would go over REAL well. I'd end up locked inside the loony bin.

It could be a number of things. We do happen to have a perpetually expanding list of enemies. Maybe I ticked off Harry Potter by calling him a British broom-toter and they cast some weird spell on him and he has amnesia or something? Or one of those freaks from the Conspiracy site tracked him down and are holding him captive to write some big expose thing on us?

He was in the subway the other day and told me he saw that freakazoid with the Mac. That has to be it. That creep had something against us from the start. No. Maybe Child Services found him and thought he was an orphan?