"The Birthday."

After the episode at the restaurant, we decided that one of us should have a birthday. We've never had one before, so why not start now?

In the most diplomatic way we could muster, we put all of our names into Fang's hat and drew the winner. Gazzy won "The Birthday."

We opted against the traditional cake and went for a Guinness Book of World Records amount of cupcakes. Personally, I would have settled for mondo-sized perfect chocolate chip cookie with a candle in it, but that's just me. And, hey, it's not like any of it would go to waste with a bunch of uber-hungry kids like us around!

We sang an original birthday song as Gazzy blew out all 56 and a half candles. (One broke.):

Happy Birthday to you
You're one of our crew
You stink up my air
But even that is cool too

- By Iggy

He may not be the next Kanye West, but it was a darn good present. I sorta dig this birthday thing afterall. Whoever thought it up, I salute you!

-Max