[rolls eyes]

I thought everything was peachy keen lately until I decided to visit my pals at wingkidsarereal.com. (What can I say? I was bored.)

I haven't heard anything from those clowns since June, but I guess we were spotted at the Thanksgiving Day Parade. I swear this chip sends out "We're here!" vibes to whoever's around - bad, good, or otherwise. We can never just BLEND with the crowd. (Maybe the pack of kids with no parental supervision and a bonus dog in tow is a red flag?)

The "money for pictures" thing is sort of...er, freaky. Celebrities in L.A. have people hiding in bushes just to get a snapshot of them eating a burrito. Imagine how intense things will get over winged-kid exploitation?

Note to self: Trust no one.


-Max