Fake ID Club

This dude has the most bogus wallet I've ever seen!

The name on this thing says "THOM CRUIZE," no lie. Riiight. (And Nudge is "K.T. Holms.")

Isn't that a little, I dunno, WEIRD?

This business card is a little sketchy, too. Institute for Higher Aeronautics? I'm on that like...like a...whatever that dumb cliche is about rice. That one.

Man, I'm hungry. Thanks to our fried Eraser buddy "Thom," I can afford to buy lots of dollar menu meals - 100 of 'em.

Nudge and I are gonna follow this Aeronautics address. What's next? Erasers who fly PLANES and HELICOPTERS? C'mon. That's cheating, dude.

-Fang.