Slippery situation.
Dear Inner Monologue,
When I said that we looked like a family of olympic swimmers, I didn't actually mean that I'd hope we'd be actually mistaken for one.
The swim team captain, Lissa, just asked us...sorry, Fang if he wanted to join because he, quote, looked so "athletic" {hurl}, and would probably "look better in swim trunks" {puke} than Michael Phelps himself.
What?!
Yeah. Angel would dominate every race and never even come up for air after the whole swim meet was over, but we have a little problem called WE HAVE WINGS!
What is he THINKING?
Ugh!
His new favorite color is about to be BLACK and BLUE in a minute if he doesn't find a way out of this one...fast.
-Max
127 messages to The Flock:
Since Fang is suddenly obsessed with red, why not Black, and Blue, and Red all over?
Just saying. Bruising is fine, but embarassment or bleeding really gets the message across...
I figure you would have tons of things to embarrass him with by now, anyway...
~Shift~
I sympathize, Max. I really do.
Ooh, Lissa is a shameless flirt! I am mad! I'd hate her, too, Max! Don't worry, we've been warning him plenty! (Check out his last post, all the comments might give you a clue).
Black and Blue? Lol...I REALLY think he's trying to make you jealous. Hmm...yes, Angel would smoke everyone in that competition!!
Pfftt...I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't want to see Fang in swimshorts...but for Max's sake...Fang don't join.
-Novatone
Hmm... I think Fang and Lissa have feelings for each other (wink, wink).
-Green.
yesh, i dont think thats a very good idea:@
Oh boy, that can't be good. As cool as wings are, they can stop you from doing a lot of cool things.
Hmm, good example... Cookies! They taste like... Well, you should know Max, but jeez, they're fattening, not that it should cause too much of a problem for you guys, but still, you get what I'm saying, right?
Max, U R the coolest charater to ever be if a book since books were invented! Fang, if U read this, come closer... closer... LISSA IS AN ERACER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY THE HECK DID YOU KISS HER!!!!!!!!!!
SHE'S PURE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm speaking from experience, IM A RED HEAD!!! I'm :D ONE MINUTE AND >:@ THE NEXT
-Maxridelvr
Fang........................ *stares off into space*....... sorry, I just really love to type his name
OMG! I think I'm a mutant too, I SAW this in a dream last night, I'm serious, and freaked out.-Forseer
i really like the BLACK,and BLUE,and RED all over =) he he but i really do think u need to get some sense into that boy....oh and keep him awayfrom that devil Lissa
Max! Get together with Fang!!!
MAX GETOGETHER WITH FANG!!!!
ok im done :)
yeah i'd try to talk to him first before you go to violence. if he dosen't listen...well let's just say violence solves anything(almost)!
♥flying solo♥
i love fang.
I love Fang.
I love Fang.
MAX UR SO COOL! i've just barely noticed that me and two of my other friends are like a combo of your personality...just the way that your sarcastic, completely obsessed with cookies, and are a very violent person. lol anyway: :P ok. well....i think it's a good idea to talk to him first....and then....you can kick the snot out of him...i mean it doesn't matter cause u guys heal fast anyway right?
TELL FANG TO STAY AWAY FROM HER!
but she is right....he'd look SO good in swim shorts....:P
yup and those pples are right, max, you and fang need 2 get 2gether already! ;)
until the next post
disheartened
My Evil Plan to Destroy Lissa:
1. Tell Fang to take her to a rodeo or bullfight whatever.
2. Sit where the bull should be (pen)
3. Ask her to wear RED
..hmmmm.... worth a try..?
Please beat Fang up from his insanity.
You should be pissed, Max. I know I am.
i unforuteatly, unlike everyone else here who is maadly in love with fang and /or max (no offense), think that just fake a cold and therefore you can't swim (b/c of the congestion...) and by then the season should be over and if she asks anyone else in the flock just say you all got it, after all, you do all live in the same household...more later
oh and max, chill out it'll all work out in the end, and a quote that should help you get through the tough patches..."if it's bitter in the start, then it's sweeter in the end" - madonna, Get Together
i'll be in touch
g
fang WOULD look good in swim shorts!!!! lissa is right!even though i hate her with a passion of thousand burning suns lol and max, you of all people should know that. ;P i mean COME ON! get together already!
and yeah. you are so freakin awesome max! way better than lissa could EVER HOPE TO BE! oh yeah. go max. btw...i've noticed that u are like a combo between me and my two best friends...i mean it's not like we have wings, or go around killing psyco dog/models, but we should totally start. anyway it's like ur personality how your all sarcastic, your obsession of cookies and violence, and your little crush on the ever hunky fang ;P. and....on the cover i kinda look like you. it creeped me out but anywho rock on max! keep on keepin on.....
and until the next post
disheartened.
kick fangs butt he needs sence knocked into him
fang is being stupid so knock sence into him
Fang needs to get his head out of the clouds and back down to earth! He is so stupid if he says yes. He needs to think about the flock and not just about him self!
P.S. His new favorit color is red? Whats up with that? He is so stupid!
P.P.S. your are the smartest of them all, Max. =p
Angel is going to rule the world.
Good job Max...whip him into shape real good...he should never ever talk to that Lissa girl again...EVER!
Punch him hard for my xD
Anyway gotta go. Nice names in the other blogs tho "Annemeister" my sister dubbed herself the "Spazmeister."
Grrrrrrrr Lissa, if UR reading this, you'd better start running.
Yes Max, here's some advice, if U don't make a move soon... someone else will........ (take Lissa 4 example)
lol well i think that fang should join but sat that he has some condition where he cant be exposed to water or something so he wears like a sweater or something... i dont know lol
MAX AND FANG 4ever!
Hmmm...competiton, huh Max?
Well, I totally agree with you. Fang's being an idiot. Plus, (although you'd probally kick me if I said this) you and Fang belong together. Everyone knows it but you and Fang.
I agree with flying solo at the bottom! I mean, I can get a message through to ANYONE!!! But as a last resort, we should use angel, she could just whip out that mind control thing!
BY THE WAY..... YOU ARE MY IDOL!!!!! I LOVE YOUR BOOKS!!!
oh, jeez, max, wut was fang THINKING????????!!!!!! i mean, grant it, i think hed look good in swim trunks 2, but DUH!!!!!!! U HAVE FREAKING WINGS!!!!!!!! agh! this is sssssoooooooo not good and fang needs a serious schooling. u need to give him the biggest whammie in the history of whammies! BUT WHOOPIN' TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
-CT is 4 Luvers/CCH ROX
I think ur jealous Max. If Fang likes Lissa, LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!
Michael Phelps is AWESOME!!! don't let any1 say he isn't. besides, fang is cool.
I have to empathize with Fang. I'd join a swim team too. But, you have a point Max.... He can't do that, or else he'd totally ruin your covers, and you'd all have to fly(run...and actually fly) again. And I do so hope none of you wants that. And Fang, listen to your "sister", she knows best.
-Spark
OMG!!!! seeing fang without a shirt on would heaven!!!! FANG IS SOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!
Hey Max, since Fang likes Lissa why don't u and me hook up. I don't mind the wings. Tell me if ur interested by writing on the blog. I hope to here from u soon.
Okay... we all have something to say. I think a better idea would be to make Lissa black and blue. Sorry Lissa... I just hate you. By the way... Max? I worship you.
Fang, what were you thinking? Oh, and Max: I don't like the Red-Haired Wonder either. She seems Eraserish to me...
Wait...Maybe I missed something, but how the heck did you guys get back in school again? Fly away! Fly away!
Wow... just... wow. That WOULD be kinda difficult to hide. I can see it now: "Um, yeah, look away for about 10.37 seconds, please?" Funny as it would be... not really possible. Poor Max.
just_another_mutant... u really think ur a mutant 2? please please PLEASE elaobrate!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, and really, I think fang would give a whole new meaning to the word 'waterwings'.... yeah, enough of my lame jokes. seriously, how is joining the swim team even an option?
want my advice?? get back at lissa for kissing fang even tho u did first;)
Come on, Max. Give Fang a break. He'll be okay eventually. He's smart. He'll realize it eventually.
I think I ma the only adult in the world hooked to this book and characters.
Sincitygrl
Max, everyone is right, except for Fang's fanclub(the ones who just put that they love him), Listen, he deserves a serious beating, I agree! He's ur guy... go get him! That Lissa, is just a total tart! Fang is an idiot for saying he would join....(sorry buddy, but I am not agreeing with u on this 1)!Anywho, just tell him u luv him already! Fang, if your reading this, tell MAX YOU LOVE HER!!!!! If you don't expect an email from me, I will track your email adress! Max, the rare and simple truth is rarely rare, and never simple, read my blog, I have that on 1 of the entries :).............. OH, I just had an idea, oh I am a devious genius... a way to get rid of Lissa, and a way to solve your love life problems, tell Fang Lissa was making out with someone else, then, tell Lissa, NOTHING!! This way, you get Fang, and Lissa gets a good ol' jar of heartache!!! It's brilliant, brilliant, I say! *best evil laugh*
Good luck with that one Max!
P.S
ay hi to the whole flock for me!
P.P.S
Take the good advice from some of these people!
haha that's funny lissa has the hots for fang
What's up with Angel? I mean, did the white coats do something to suddenly make her more...defiant? AND, how come Angel is getting all these new powers when Max, who is the oldest, has only recently recieved her super sonic speed?
Hi,
urmm i saw somewhere on here that someone said that Max and Fang should get together...anythoughts Max?
Ps.Max is the coolest name...its mine aswell :D
Hey, Max. I know this is tough. And boy, is HE in a lot of trouble. I'm sure this Lissa chick is...ok, but it's hard, especially when you're that close to someone.
Black and blue are good colors. And if he says "Yes" to this question...that's way bad, and....oy.
Anyway, you all have to stay safe! And don't worry...this Lissa thing won't last too long.
MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U REALLY NEED TO TALK SOME SENCE INTO THAT BOY!! I MEAN HE IS RIGHT NOW PRACTICLY INSANE TO DO A DANGERUS STUNT LIKE THAT!
AND IF U DONT I WILL IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
P.S.HE IS PROBABLY TRYING TO GET TO U MAX BUT IF NOT GO AHEAD AND KICK HIS BUTT!
Beat the snot out of him first,and talk later. That usually works.
OMG the idiot...I mean he sounds cute and all, but that girl is like sick to say that!!! And besides-newsflash-you have wings! *Gasp* Geez, you'd think he would've realized that by now...You tell him, girl. You're the leader-if I were you...oh, the stuff I would do to him if he agreed with the sicko girl...
Lissa you better watch your butt cuz I ain't happy with this...
OMG! I hate lisa! Max u should totally kick fang into shape! he can't join the swim team!! fang if U R reading this.... LISSA IS AN ERASER!!!!! I HATE HER!!!!!!!!
It would be cool if you could join the swim team.....angel would win!LOL!
anyway...I LOVE YOU FANG!!! STAY AWAY FROM LISSA!!!!!!
i am completely on your side max you shouldnt take the thrashing to the heart so nicely, you really are to good to the man and he should APPRECIATE you MORE!!! does he not know who hes dealing wiht ???
ok, this is really annoyin me now. Are u guys even real. I am becoming obsessed and its driving me nuts. wud it be possible to post a picture of one of u flying, say.. fang...or nudge .. or when i think about it iggy or max. in fact y dont i just say any of u???
O an wud it be possible 4 u 2 fly over lancishire in england.
ye i nt really gt anythin else 2 say so.. bi xx
- very confused x
HE NEVER EVEN SAID THAT HE WOULD JOIN
HE MAY NOT DO IT
Max, I agree with you about beating Fang to a pulp. But if he likes Lissa, you should just leave him alone. I do like him, but everyone... leave Fang and his love life alone!
-Green.
Get 'im!!
He totally desreves it!!
lol max bout time u sorted him out as they say its always the quite 1s u have 2 watch. just cause he's hot dont mean u shouldnt tell him off lol
beckyxxx
Max im sitting here listening to maneater by nelly frutado and this song reminds me of lissa!!!!!!
And seriously whats with fang he is getting on my FREAKING NERVES!
UGH
dude u are sooo totaly head over heels for each other. u guys need to fess up. as for lissa uggg.
even tho im a red head she needs to go. FANG I LOVE U BUT GO FOR MAX CAUSE SHE ISNT A LOSER LIKE LISSA!!!
and
MAX SAME TO U GO GET UR MAN BACK!
i wanna see some action in a 3rd book.
u guys are perfect together and apparently u are teh only ones who cant see that.
and if fang says yes, BEAT HIM even tho he's just trying to make u jealous
~clina
Max...I think you should leave Fang alone unless you really think Lissa is an eraser or somthing.
Also, you cant ask Fang out untill you leave the school because every one else thinks you are brother and sister. so it would be wierd for others to see you together.
OMG wat teh heck black and blue is what he shoudl be to agree to this!
FANG UR A HOTTIE AND I LOVE U BUT THIS LISSA GIRL IS A LOSER!! U NEED TO TELL MAX U LOVE HER
&
MAX U NEED TO TELL FANG U LOVE HIM! DUDE IF U DONT SHE WILL TRY TO GET HIM!!
i wanna see some action in the 3rd book
LISSA EVEN THO IM A RED HEAD BACK OFF OR ELSE
Go fang with lissa, hahahha
but really, they are the perfect couple
UGH FANG! YOU DID SOMETHING STUPID! And I mean, REALLY STUPID!
God, I thought you were the SENSIBLE one!
I have to wonder do you fly using your wings or what?
do you swim using ur wings?
i don't know about anyone else...
but it seems to me that there are quite a bit of death wishes to accompany this blog...
just a random observation
personally,
i just want SOMEONE to fess up SOMEHOW to SOMEONE about SOME type of feelings!!
(or at least admit it to themselves, that works too)
sorry, this is just driving me nuts
You know Max, since my last comment, I've done some thinking.
I mean, Fang is a B-O-Y!!! Did you know that males have a sexual thought EVERY 12 seconds or more. Count it with me...
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12...
SEE, Fang just thought of something sexual!!! Most guys could never resist in their right mind if a girl threw herself at him!!! From one girl to another, my advice is to not let it get to you. You told the flock yourself that you will meet a jerk in every situation. Lissa is just one of many.
*~YOU RULE MAX~*
P.S. I, too love Fang. But you kissed him at the beach. Why didn't you just make another move after that???!!!
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Re: Miss Goody-Two-Shoes Tells All
The the issues inherint to your post are a very small but non-the-less relavent reason people like I exist. There is a source to every issue. How farr will you dig for it? Your post, while quite possibly true and terribly lamentable, stratches the surface deeper than others but you're mistaking the shale for the bed rock. And " ~shift~ ", you don't cease to entertain be beware means by which you work your goal.
- The Watch
OH GOD *HURL* *PUKE* that is so gross!! fang in trunks oh please do not create that imagine in my mind!
FFFFFAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
I felt that I just had to get that out of my system.
Let him have some fun Maximum, gosh. Though I agree it will be hard to hide the wings.
umless lissa is an eraser LEAVE FANG ALONE
Hi max
i'm new here, and i haven't even read the second book yet. can't wait though!!!
I agree with you, Fang shouldn't join. i mean, a kid with wings on a swim team??? that might goof things up majorly.
but max, fang is also a big boy already. maybe you should give him a little space.
ps. you and fang TOtally belong together. make a move, Max!!!
(or i will!!!)
You know, since red's Fang's new color, why don't you add some red hair-dye to his shampoo so he and Lissa could match. Fang would totally dig that.... NOT!!!!!
O my gosh!!!! Fang you my be athletic but this is CRAZY. I hope you can find a way out of this one.
Relax, max. Seriously.
Max I'm a newbie here a nd I have to say... Lissa is a compete cretin. And you totally should beat the mess out of her. even though she doesn't know about the wings, that's no excuse. But then again KO in 1 round would bolw your cover wouldn't it? But o well ya'll should be leveing sooon anyway.
Don't trust Anne
LUV U MAX
jaman. hundreth coment. neway, fangs an idiot, max. make his favorite color black and blue NOW!
he would look better in swimtrunks
Max y didn't u get together wiv Fang? U 2 r so perfect 4 each other!!! Hehe! Anyway, u kissed on the beach! Hehe!!
GET TOGETHER WIV FANG!!! LOL!
FANG!? IN SPEEDOS!? *urp* MY EYES! IT BURNS!!! GAAAAAAAH!
I knew this would happen I mean it would be real wierd if a huge girl-magnet went to school and not have a girl always by his side...u know wat i mean. (FANG IS SO HOT!!)just go and get him jealous and he come back to u i swear, lol, im serious get him back!!
Max, here's a excellent list of kickable butts:
1.Fang
2.Lissa the red-haired wonder
3.Ari
It's short, sweet, and to the point.:D
Just leave matters be. These high school crushes never last long anyway.
people, Fang hasn't even said yes yet! Jeez! But Fang, if you do say yes.........
skygirl
hang on........Fang in swimshorts!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG ONG OMG OMG OMG !!!!!! cannot even think about it! sososo wrong!
skygirl
oh so sexy
what a loser she is
he would look bad in tights
p.s. u kissed him why u hate him
let him do it
p.s. u can punch me instead
u couldn't give him a tap withought him killing u
p.s. max wat kinda girl name is that
I agree with shift
(hey iggy im free on saterdays)
Fang is a PLaYa!
but he probably would look good in swim trunks! WINK WINK!
You should kick fang's Max. I mean seriously what kind of person are you to let him kiss another girl like that
-Bullet-
Max you should hand out a can of grade "A" whoop ass on lissa that slut. Also Fang and u should get together DU-DA-DA!!!
*daydream*fang in swim shorts*daydream*......ahhhh......
lol
well Max I sympatize highly, but we all know that ur just upset that Fang just cant be happy unless he's annoying you in some way that u end up finding a normalcy in. but hey if u feel that giving him multiple slaps about the head and face will help then go for it, girl!!!
from a fellow leader, Hailey
Wouldn't woudl all have an advantage swimming b/c
A. superhuman strength
B. pinnion feathers can be moved to allow precision turning, extra speed, and can be pulled in for dives
C. you are genetically designed to have more efficient lungs and therefore can hold your breath much longer that a normal person (I can hold mine for 2min)
D. You are genetically designed to be areodynamic, and therefore shoudl slice through the water.
E. your bones are light, and you can therefore stay on the surface of the water much easier than anyone else, and can also dive easily because of your form.
F. you are all tall, and therefore imposing (course, i'm 13 and 6ft 5)
Not that I'm saying he should do it, I'm saying that in the case your at the beach again and attacked by Erasers...easy gettaways are always there.
P.S. you and Fang have got to get together. seriously you have so much in commmon...besides being mutant freaks of course.
I fully agree with Novatone...I wouldnt mind seeing fang in swimshorts either...but it's just not a good idea for him to join...srry Fang I dont care how "cute" This girl is or how bad you want to swim...Max it right. OH! and she has 100% permission to beat your butt if you disobey her...she's not afraid to.
Max girl to girl advise...TELL FANG YOU LOVE HIM...i mean c'mon, i know it's hard, but it's not like he'd shoot you down. he OBVIOUSLY remembers your kiss on the beach...tell him how you feel. he was totoally jelious when he saw you kiss the other boy...sam? anyway...you guys should get together your perfect for eachother. Dont give Lissa the saticfaction of beating you to him. and Dont let him get away, he is one MAJOR hunk!!!
yo max u hang in there. teach fang wat ur made of. LOL
luv ya
DA NICKSTER
OMG!!maybe you should tell someone about your wings. in my school and i swim a lot they put a sun roof in so i can dry my wings.
i think its soooo wicked obvious that fang is daydreaming and that he and max belong together...
Most of us red heads are pure evil.Take me for instance.I'm a red head and every one that knows me is my friend out of fear.WHY DO YOU THINK WE HAVE RED HAIR!!!!WE'RE EVIL!!(well most of us)Having red hair also helps hide our horns.
P.S Kiss her again and I'll slap you into next year.!!
hey if fang ever kissed me i can tell you i would not be angry....hes sooooo hot!!
ha ha awesome he really deserves it now doesnt he?
Max-
I was just wondering if it ever acured to you to leave the flock? I mean, I'ld want to stay with them too, but if your chip is a tracker (like I think it is) than if you leave, the Erasers nor the School can fallow them (the flock). Think about it? (it would mak an interesting thired book at least). Bye!
-ThJaFl
heres the plan:
1. get fang to go swimmin in the pond
2. get a nice bikini or tanki
3. put that on when he's swimmin
4. go out there and WOW him!!!!!!!!!
that will get him to like u and not that red-hed-demon LISSA!!!!!! BLEEAAAHHH!!!!!
good plan yes???????
(nodd head yes)
Hey, Max
OK, I absolutely love you, (and Fang) but I thought you were more intelligent than you are acting! Why don’t you just explain to Fang how you feel? I think he kinda knows that you love him! I mean, you kissed him! What’s the worst that could happen? From what I’ve heard, you are an optimist. So be an optimist. Think of the best things that could happen! I think he is confused about who he likes better, or why would he care about you being “stuck like glue” to Sam? Now, I have a poem that I wrote about you, and I hope you get my meaning.
Max
Soft, like a feather,
Tough, as your heart,
Quiet, like a moonlit flight,
Loud, like the lion inside you,
Ugly, like rage, and pain,
Beautiful, as you are,
Gentle, as a kiss,
Strong, as love holds you,
Strong, as you are united.
Your fan. ( As Fang is.)
P.S. Words are better than bruises.
getting to the point,Lissa needs to remove herself because she is becoming a problem.
I never though fang would go for freckled red heads. lol. he seemed like he'd be into the girls with long dark hair, since he's mr. dark and mysterious. well..one bird-boys treasure is a human chicks trash.
oh, max? hurry up and put the moves on Fang. we ALL now you'r dying to.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN|
Rick Burn. You go Max! Get him back 4 breaking ur heart! He knows u luv him, you know you luv him, yet he still goes and makes out w/ the RHW!
She's more like BFH (B**** from hell!)!
I am in heaven.
I am eating frozen cookie dough.
Try it Max.
It's sooooothhhhiiiiiinnnngggg.............
FANG IF YOU KISS THAT LISSA SLUT AGAIN I WILL CAST A SPELL THAT WILL GIVE YOU THOUSANDS OF PIMPLES FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I...... I..... need to... to... tell you something.... come..... closer!
YOU AND MAX NEED TO GET TOGETHER AND YOU SHOULD KEEL LISSA SHE IS EVIL!!!!
Don't pay attention to what I say I'm
blonde.
??? that's what i'm thinking. i luv fang, but now, i don't know. all i saying is that max should just come up to to fang and punch him in the nose:(
Fang is a dead man. *snicker*
man max i knew you liked fang but why in th 3rd why not the second when he kissed lissa
i bet Fang would look good in swimtrunks tho.
jus so ya know, Michael Phelps is like, a world champion swimmer.
-a swimmer
u go beat fang up... he needs to get bac 2 reality.
have some competition max? ;)
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