Dates, The Non-Fruit Variety.
Well, we're grounded - whatever that means. We can't help that our caretaker enrolled us in a weirdo school filled with more mysteries than a Stephen King novel. (Sorry, JP.)
Speaking of oddities, Sam (remember him?) asked me out...on a date. Yeah. A date - where people hold hands and share a single string of spaghetti in slow motion.
Ew! What the heck was a thinking saying yes to this ritualized...nonsense! I've got to be insane. I mean, I do have a VOICE talking to me 24/7, so it makes perfect sense that I'd agree to it.
In other news, after Gazzy and Ig's pyro incident, we're trying to lay low. They're convinced there's more files to steal, and I think so too, but we need to seriously keep a low profile - at least through the holidays. This way we can plot something that doesn't involve sprinkler systems going off and a subsequent hefty water damage bill.
Plus, I agreed to play nice through Thanksgiving. A real one.
Ugh. ...What am I doing?!
-Max
74 messages to The Flock:
You sure do have a lot of issues.
DO NOT go on that date! Sam is an eraser.
The Dork
Max hun, you DEFINATELY could use a date. With Fang and....*lowers voice to a dramatic, dangerous whisper* Lissa, and the voice, and Ari, etc, etc, you coulddefinately take a load off.
Just go out and have a good time. I mean, seriously. Wouldn't we all like to just relax.
Ok, who am I kidding, I'm sure you're not believeing any of this. Lying low is a very good idea. Lie lower than rugs, if you catch my drift.
~Cate
You can do much better than Sam.
But I'm sure you'll learn that very soon. I know you will.
lol how cute you and sam
i wonder if Ari is having a heart attache
watch out for any erasers during the date your having... and dont think that you saw your reflection in the window next to you know who
Watch out for Ari on this date of yours and don't think that what you saw was a refelction of yourself...
oh and Fang is totally going to be watching you on the front porch, because he is soooo jealous(sp?).
;)
Dates are only nonsense with the wrong people. I mean, if you are with someone you like or love they're great things to do.
Hey Max =), lol dont worry you'll have a good time on your date =p. somethings deffinatly going on in that school...cuz i dont feel right about it.
AWWWW, IM GLAD YOUR GOING ON A DATE MAX.
YOUR GOING 2 HAVE A GOOD TYM BUT IT'S GOING TO BE MEANINGLESS
CUZ NO MATTER WHAT YOUR GOING
TO END UP W/ FANG
CUZ U LUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVV HIM
AND HOW AND WHY DO I NOE THS?
CAUSE I SAID SO
AND IM PRETTY SURE EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING WHO HAS READ THE BOOK THINKS SO 2 =]
SAY HI TO THE HOTTIE 4 ME A.K.A
FANG =]
(MY BAD, IM NOT TRYIN TO STEAL YOUR MAN OR NOTHIN, HE'S JUS HOTTT =])
A date with Sam? Sounds great. Fang can be the jealous one for once!
Back with another comment...
Max, you should look forwards to Thanksgiving! I'm sure the Flock deserves a holiday. And everyone loves pumpkin pie, :D.
DON'T GO ON THAT DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Protect yourself!!!!!!!!!!!! Sam is a ugly.............. ERASER!!!!!!!!!!!! BELIVIE ME!!!!!!!!!!! iT'S TRUE HE IS ONE!!!!
mAN i nEED TO SHUT UP i'M SOUNDING lIKE NUDGE
tHE ANNOYING NUDGE #2 CHANNEL.
yea max. woot! go make out wit sam. make fang jealous! ohhh and boy is he gonna be! lol. hmm is sam an eraser? it never did say. just sed u thought he looked like one. but it could be ur paranoia. lol.
ooo. whoot max! make out with sam. u'll make fang jealous! cheayeayea! and hmm is sam an eraser? it never did say. it cuda just been ur paranoia. oh and when u go to that hotel... stay up all night so they dont switch u with max ll who u will be meeting on ur date.
Hey if you like Sam, go out with him. But if it's nonsense, don't go. A date should NEVER be useless.
I say forget Sam. I think that you and Fang would be great together. He leaves so many hints for you. I just think that you should make the first move with Fang and I bet there will be more sparks than last time.
Do not go out with Sam. Go out with Fang!! He is so perfect for you!! You know that there are sparks between you two. I say that if you just go up to him and kiss him he will out his arms around you and not let go. Fang knows you so well.
Max, you need to go on that date and take a rest from the Flock, just for a few hours at least. I suggest you watch out for erasers though. Be careful, you will see Ari at one point on your date. When you get home watch the front door (Fang will be spying on you because he's jealous ~_~) Good luck on your date.Max and Sam sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g!!!!
Sorry I just had to do that! :P
You guys need to get back into that basement and look at the files and steal them if at all possible. You need to get those files and get the heck out of there. It's not safe there.
I hope you guys have a nice Thanksgiving this year.
The Bookworm
~_~ Bye!!
Max you need to have some time awayu from the Flock. Just go with him and have a nice time. Watch out for erasers.
Get the files and run/fly like a bat out of hell to get out of there. And I mean FAST!!!!! Just get the hell out of there.
I wouldn't leave before Thanksgiving though. It would be stupid because you would miss out on a lot of food.
Sorry about being so gloomy but someone had to bring it up, right?
The *Rocker*
~_~ Bye!
PS Fang is HOT!!!
the date cant go that bad can it. Actually, nevermind, good luck with it. to be encouraging: it'll go fine.
skip the spaghetti.
sorry ari
A date, really? With Sam, really?! This better just be a plot to get Fang jealous...
Wow... how...um.... yeah....
I just didn't picture Max as someone who would go on a date with someone like... SAM.
But I guess this might help with the whole "blending in" because as they say when is France parlez vous as the natives do.
Good luck, and watch out for possible sightings of ARI.
DON'T DO IT! DON'T GO ON THE DATE!! FANG LOVESSSSSS YOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO IT! I WILL EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!
DIDN'T YOU FORGET TO TELL US ABOUT THE REACTION OF A CERTAIN JEALOUS FLOCK MEMBER! DON'T WORRY SAM IS A GREAT GUY.
~ASHLEY
definatly =definetly, guys. you are ausome spelers
You all do know that these posts are following the second book right? -lesigh- If you look in the book, it follows allng perfectly. Here i'll ruin it for you. Sam and Max kiss, and that Eraser dude gets pissed.
Happy reading.
-Downs
gd 4 u 2 go out wiv sam. make fang jealous :) he'll find out wot hes been missin
DONT GO ON THE DATE MAX!!!! something bad could happen!! also dont go because you DESERVE better than Sam, you deserve someone like FANG!!!
Max,read this very carefully
As Anonymous said DO NOT go on a second date with Sam. Why? because this time Ari will track and kill you
You must be crazy... just kidding! You want what's best for the flock... that's why you're doing it! And I think that's great!
But for the date thing... mayb eyou ARE crazy (lol)!
you need some help
Hey, I feel your pain, Max.
Good luck on your date!!! ;~) *wink, wink*
Oh, and Fang, don't get jealous! i still love you!!!
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!! I just got an e-mail about
MAXIMUM RIDE 3!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am sooooooooo psyched!!!
Flock rules!!!!
Oh, and everyone spread the word!!!
You're giving those kads a hope for the future, Max, and a chance to finally relax. Just don't get TOO lovesick and ignore your family for this "Sam's" sake. Oh yeah, have fun going file-searching after Thanksgiving!!! ;)
it's okay max. you'll get through this. trust me, i know.
Wowza. This book is awsome!
Max, I am very happy for you. BUT, I think you are too young to go on a date, I can't until I'm sixteen. Just be carful with Sam. Watch him and watch out for him. But it's not like he is just trying to bring you to the school... maybe.
Tell Fang hi for me, PLEASE.
-Green
hmmm date= fishy in my opinion... i dont like dates they freak me out personally... and i am a normal girl!
well semi-normal...
Ouch. Painful. Tell us how it go's. I don't think sam is an eraser because he's way to small and young. If he does suddenly morph out on u, i think it would be safe to assume u r no longer safe where u are.
Lucky max... Have fun!
haha...well, enjoy the date, i guess. just try not to tell your voice to SHUT UP too much and stay alert at all times! you rock!
oh, by the way, Fang is jealous.
Awwww... Max has a boy friend. Watch out though. He could be an enemy... *Shifty eyes*
Tell the flock I said hi,
Be safe,
~Candace
wats the point of saying stuff to a guy that only keeps up with this blog to get the book ratings up high??
(BTW---unbenounced to your sad, pathetic lives, "fang" "max" "iggy" and "nudge" are NOT real just for a BTW......)
Good for you Max! You deserve a break! Also, you can experience a normal life for once (no offence). Even if Sam isn't "the one", its good to take a break even if THAT STUPID VOICE WHO IS MOST LIKELY JEB says that you shouldn't. Also, you need to make Fang jelous more cuz a couple of reasons... 1. he likes you 2. you like him 3. you never know the worth of water until the well is dry. So enjoy yourself, and dont go nutzo when you see jelous ARI in the backround! BE CAREFUL! ENJOY YURSELF!! ~~~Masked COW~~~~~~
I don't even have the second book. My Bookstores can't locate it. Uhhhhh! Like I believe that!
We all know that u like Fang. Who doesn't? He is a total HOTTIE! *notices my emphasisc (sp?) on hottie) but still, u deserve a date. Even though it is al pointless cuz A- you are going to end up with Fang anyways and B- Sam is totally an eraser and possibly a perverted little freak. I mean you don't even know him. But hey it's cool, have a good time.
P.S- Disregard your wings. You are special. It should go well. Not that anything ever goes well for you, and probably never will, but hey stay optimistic.
MY COUSIN IS DATING SOMEONE NAMED ARI!!!!!
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
~~MASKED COW
I GOT THE 2ND BOOK FROM MY BIRTHDAY! YES, COWS HAVE BIRTHDAYS.
whispers wanna know a secret? if you do, blog this word:
monkees and cowwies
the secret is good
FANG IS TOTALY JEALOUS!!!!
but seriously after that one night date turn your attention to getting fang
catch my drift?
Clina
Max!!! your so mean. u get mad when fang kisses a girl. but its ok if u go out on a date... crazy
Maximum Ride. You certainly find yourself in a mess of trouble. Your story intrigues me. I look forward to the third installment.
ok, you have a lot to consider here:
-Do u like him?
-R u sure you want to risk it?
Ant Most Important:
-IS HE CUTE, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!?
hey max, yea i think that your doing real well with the flock. And you shouldn't go on that date because i think sam is an eraser too so yea DON'T GO ON THAT DATE!!!
ok good luck on life
Sam sure is a lucky kid.
Id give ANYTHING to go on a date with you Miss Maximum Ride.
-Tyler- [[TeRROR]]
BiRD KiDS RULE!
AWWW!!!! IM SO GLAD U GOT ASKED OUT MAX!!!!!
ITS TO BAD YOUR DESTINED TO BE FOREVER AND FOR ALL ETERNITY IN LUV W/ FANG ♥
BUT THAT'S OKAY
LUV WILL BRING YOU 2GETHER
(AND IF I WERE U I WOULD PICK UP THE PACE CUZ MOST PEEPLE WOULD KILL FOR THE BOUND THAT U AND FANG HAVE. AND PLUS HE'S HOTT =])
WELL IM OUT
LADEEBUG0211
who the heck is sam? seriously, i don't thnk ive ever heard of this guy... but he duznt deserv 2 take fang's place no matter wat or who he is
Itex sounds like a big deal ig. It sounds like the School (not the learning kind) is employed by them, or the School (again not the learning kind) are their arch-enemies and are really partly the good guys "scary thought!"
Now, the curent school you are at is obviously flawed. The fact that water damage was so high signals that it is not well put together. The fact that you can keep up with an albiet small previous education points to a haphazard ciriculum.
The fact that police didn't investigate how some kids were able to create a bomb shows that someone high on the food chain (political that is) wants to keep the police out of this.
Get out of there, it is a trap.
~Bill~
hi, max cant talk much now. but i think ur totally awsome. ur like my idol. lol.=]
hi max i love your books was ari really your brother ? tell the flock i said hi!
JIll
so a date maximum ride going on a date sputter hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahahahahahhaahahahahaahah that crazy if the guy tries to kiss u u will probally kill him if he touches u ye'll punch him if he comes with a furcoat ye'll attack him etc. etc.
Max, DON'T go on a date unless it's with Fang! U R SOOOOOOOOOO perfect together. And going on a date with a normal "all considered" person would just agrivate Arie. I think Arie would be a cute date if he wasn't a mutent, semi bypolar,psyco freak.
P.S. This blog would be alot better if u talked about new stuff. (like in the last book, Ig came back from his "parents" house.
And u left "whatsherface" ?An's? house to go to Florida or something like that. whats with all the backtracking?) Plz tell!
P.S.S. I can't remember if u know this, but Ari wants to cut ur wings off, Max. Just a heads up.
P.s.s.s. I Luv U Fang! Do me a favor and go out with max! and tell Ig i thk he's hot!(lol)-not kidding.
-Gabby
Max you really sould enjoy this
date, HOWEVER the reality is the
only one you will ever be truly
in love with is Fang. If you look
at it from a different angle, the
only reason you accepted the date
is to make Fang jelous (and I have
to say it's working.) it will
easier if you tell him how you
feel.
Tsubasa
Max you really sould enjoy this
date, HOWEVER the reality is the
only one you will ever be truly
in love with is Fang. If you look
at it from a different angle, the
only reason you accepted the date
is to make Fang jelous (and I have
to say it's working.) it will
easier if you tell him how you
feel.
Tsubasa
ok, 1, u guys scare me. 2, i think max should go out and hav fun cuz, how many other times is she going 2 get 2 go out on a date.
seriously! it's not lik when ur a winged freak u get 2 do any thing u want! it's real danerous. especially with ari on ur tail...
be careful and hav fun.
and fang, get a grip! stop spying and tell her u lik her. as u can tell, we all want 2 hear it.
Why, date
You KISSED Fang
R U going with Sam to make Fang mad?
Fang plus Max is good
Sam plus Max is horrible
U just met him
this is seriously out of hand...
any way, she kissed fang, but she also ends up kissing sam so wat's the difference? i mean, i lik fang and all, but i lik the idea of max getting 2 do wat she wants 4 once...
kat/ kitty/ katie/ lol
AWWWW max thats so sweet. I know Fang will soooo be jelous. he looooooooves you max. so make sure you rub it in his face!!
-Brianna
max you should go on dates
but if it is with anyone who doesn't no 'bout da wings hide 'em well!!!
Hi max i don,t have lond, so don,t go on that date wit sam go with fang. he soooooooooooooooooooooooo likes u so please go with fang :)
sam = no fang
fang = no sam....
go with fang dude.. dudete
have fun on ur date;)
a certain someones gonna b way jelOuS
haha.
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