Thursday, April 05, 2007

My pick? Me.

I wrote a whole genius blog entry, and then it disappeared. (Don't you hate when that happens?)

Anyway, why can't I be me?

In the commercial, I mean.

I can act. Okay, so I haven't done it professionally or anything like those chicas, but surely I can pull off playing myself. Plus, I have an astounding skill set for a girl my age.

Here's my resume:

  • Kicking Eraser butt day in and day out
  • Dealing with an incoherent inner monologue that won't go away
  • Babysitting an underage pyro expert
  • Coping with Nudge's incessant ramblings of an annoying nature
  • Attempting to "save the world"
  • Uhhh...I break for animals when I "borrow" cars?
  • I have (now) three books written about me, so I must be interesting enough
  • Oh, right...I can really FLY! Think of all the money I'd save you guys on strings and special effects?


So, there. Think about that Jimmy Pats. (That's what I call him.) (Not really. I just like to make it sound like I have a legit shot here.)

-Max

P.S. I'm sure Brittany loves wings, Fang. She just doesn't like geeks. ;-)

131 messages to The Flock:

Anonymous said...

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fang!!!!!!!!!! Nice one Max!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Yeah first comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye

COWGAL
I LOVE COUNTRY
COUNTRY RULZ

Anonymous said...

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fang!!!!!!!!!! Nice one Max!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Yeah first comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye

COWGAL
I LOVE COUNTRY
COUNTRY RULZ

P.S. thanks for posting so soon!!!!!

Anonymous said...

But I'm sure you must think about all the fame it will turn into. There's millions of children, teens, and adults reading about your life. When you star in your own movie, things will change.
Think about how much the reporters will be on you guys. Night and day, every inch of your body pictured and documented.
Be happy that you are not famous. At least you have a book written about yourself. All I have is the newspaper talking about my team winning first place in a soccer tournament, but that little fame will make me happy no matter what.

Yes I hate it when I write a lot and boom! it's gone. -.- Stupid computer. I'll throw it out the window if it does it again.

Anonymous said...

Well, at least the world would know what a real heroess looks like if you act. And I mean who would want some fluffed-up star playing a role that they should be playing?

-chicagogirl

Anonymous said...

Yeah, unfortunately, I know what it feels like to not be accepted, and it hurts like hell. Sadly, I have a feeling that it won't be that easy to play you.
~~Sameena~~
P.S. Why is it that whenever people say "first comment," they never really are? That cracks me up.

Anonymous said...

Oh, yeah, one other thing. I really wouldn't suggest telling Fang about Brittany. His ego will grow to be larger than the solar system!
~~Sameena~~
That makes no sense at all, does it?

Anonymous said...

I agree. You should be yourself. Some of those girls are too model like. You're not that girly (no offence).

Anonymous said...

OOOOOOOOO BURN! That was totally awsome! go MAX! BURN! Tell
Fang that "I'm Max...in my dreams...." said "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!BBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. Fang is HOT!

Anonymous said...

Fang may be a geek Max, but you know you love him ;)

Anonymous said...

Screw Brittany when he's got YOU!!!!!!!

Samantha
aka Fang's Twin

Eleanor said...

i'm sure you would be awesome playing yourself XD
we just have to convince him somehow... with a petition XD

or..maybe not. DDD:

Anonymous said...

oh my god im first wow.....lol
too bad for fang i think he liked brittany. i still cant wait for book 3 and the movie. hey and ur resume is great i guess the people u talked to dont know u (hardly believable) or plainly out of their minds. and dont worry you should stay the way u are or u wont be max anymore u'll be just another girl and that stinks. anyways u and fang are so weird. u like each other and know it but u go a date some other ppl. this ought to change in the next book.

P.S. i so wish i could fly and kick eraser but. ur so lucky and dont you forget it.

Anonymous said...

Why don't they use you, Max? Cause they're idiots. :) Otherwise they would.

-Cheshie

Anonymous said...

Maybe you just lack that bit of OOMPH...
o_o Heh, erm, just joking...
*awkward silence*
Hey! Look what I can do!
*does pathetic, uncoordinated back roll*
Well now that that bit of tension is behind us- I bet Brittany likes geeks with wings. I mean, geeks can be cute in the dorky sort of way. I mean, a geek with wings?! She'd have to be crazy...

xx

Anonymous said...

Y'know, I gotta ask...what the hell's this "commercial" even for? I know I've heard talk about a movie based on the books about you guys, but you don't film a commercial and then make a movie based on that. You film a movie, and then splice bits of it together into a trailer or a teaser.

So they're not casting the movie. What are they advertising?

Lucinda
(Strange Angel who would totally take logic classes if she could go to college)

Anonymous said...

Hmm, considering I didn't think one of those girls would make a very convincing Max, you should play yourself in the commercial!

Fang, you are a geek. But thats okay, because... well, maybe its not...

;)

Anonymous said...

yep, i totally agree. ony prob, is aren't you trying to lay low? i mean, itex might just notice...

Anonymous said...

Oh Fang would u lyke some ice for that BUURRRRRRRRNNN!! OH!(I still love u though, lol)

Anonymous said...

Max,Max,You are so nieve.Insted of using the term "Geek" use i dunno dork,wierd Stuff like that.

Just another face in the crowd said...

hahahaha fang's not a geek. That britney girl is really pretty though. But that was a really good one max!!!

Anonymous said...

Your pick should definitly be you I mean who would want to see the wannabe maxs when they could see the real one,

P.S.
Fang might be a "geek" sometimes but you guys know you like each other
scratch out like put in love.

P.S.S
Max don't get jealous Fang knows that brittney is hot and he problby likes her but he just wants to find the Perfect Max
(In his eyes)

P.S.S.S
CAN ANYONE HELP ME OUT?! WHEN IS THE MOVIE SUPPOSED TO COME OUT ANYWAY?! ANSWER? ANYONE!

*rebmarks*

Malia said...

Obviously you would be the best person for the part. I think the producers are just too blind to realize it. Maybe you could get Iggy to conjure up a bomb that would help them see better...lol.

<3 Malia

Anonymous said...

You go girl!!!!!!!!!



The bookworm



^_^ BYE


ttyl

The Wicked Witch of the South-East said...

The whole deleting-a-post-thing-before-you-can-put-it-up really annoys me, too. Hehehe, you got Fang good, Max!

A little nugget of information: go to www.fanfiction.net and take a look at all the fanfics about you and Fang...then collapse on the floor laughing or blushing. Your choice! If that don't work, go onto the other max ride site and save the flock save the world then fanfics, top left corner.
Sayonara and PO dude

Lizzie XxXxX

Anonymous said...

Oh, that deserves a high five Max!! Nice one!! Anyways, you need to go down t the movie people, place, thing(whatever it is!), and just ask the first time. Never hurt to polite the 1st time. Then if they refuse, come back with Angel and well I think you know where I'm going! ^^ I know that isn't the best plan, but it might work!!

Love you guys!!
Stay Safe,
Janine

P.s. But seriously that could totally work. ^^

vvvv said...

BLAHHHHHH! I'm not sure anybody is good for the part except you. Brittney looks weird ;)
-Ben 10

Anonymous said...

okay I wrote to you yesterday and the stupid computer didn't process my comment tell Total that if he needs a new chew toy he can have my computer just stop by Kentucky I live in the boon docks.Tell Fang that he needs to qieut dreamin' when he's got a girl right here because I agree with Fangs twin

Anonymous said...

It is only common sense that they should use the real people to play themselves in the movie/commercial. Only the real thing can do any good inI a movie. There is no other options if they want to make a good shot. I really think that you would make a great actress, Max.

Anonymous said...

do you really want to be famous? With all your issues about being seen, rabid paparazzi probably wouldnt be a great thing for you.

Anonymous said...

as for the fame and all the news people getting all over you and taking pictures: you could totally kick all their buts!!!!!!!!!!! I mean come on your MAXIMUM RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

-COWGAL

Anonymous said...

as for the fame and all the news people getting all over you and taking pictures: you could totally kick all their buts!!!!!!!!!!! I mean come on your MAXIMUM RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

-COWGAL

NEMAtoad. said...

lol nice Max. Call Fang a geek. Funny! Anyway, they should use you. You are you; not someone else =)

--Sarah

Courtney said...

lol.
my fave is
"Babysitting an underage pyro expert"

Talon said...

Max you know I doubt brittany could hold a candle to you she is so not in your league oh i did a pic for you in 3d graphics of what i could with thw discription you gave in the books i was woundering if maybe you could e-mail me so maybe i could send it to ya lol by the way that was a good one fang= geek roflmao maybe i could play fang

Anonymous said...

Oh jeez. Nice way to handle Fang's apparant attraction on Brittany. That was smooth.

Anyway, that's what I was thinking. Seems kind of off that they would choose others when they could choose you! But aside from that, don't you guys hate anything having your image? Being filmed may be a bit of a problem when that happens.

And I hate that computer crash thing too. It happened when I was typing up this really long thing about the Itex video. I had lots of good stuff in there, but I gave up after it shut down twice before I could submit.

Talon said...

p.s. go for it i hope you play yourself its like i said there is no one on this earth that could do you justice i kinda thing prhapse your more beautiful than they could ever be

Talon said...

sameena you know there are alot of us that go through the same thing and feel as you do but you know we arent alone and neither are you you have us and we have you all of us make a larger family ok if you need to talk just e-mail me at gator2828@aol.com i promise I will write back ok by the way max if you want that pic e-mail me at the same address

Anonymous said...

How can you not act as yourself? If you step up for it and didn't get the role, that'd be so weird.. I agree with Chicagogirl

Anonymous said...

i just have one question...if you guys get partially desroyed every time you meet a gang of erasers why not steal their guns and blow em away? it wuld save you a lot of time (and medical bills)

Anonymous said...

Ouch Max! Hahaha Fang, you totally set yourself up for that one!
Aura

Anonymous said...

max, u should be u!!!!!!!!!!!!! there is no one person on that whole list who could be u. U R UNIQUE!!! but, since when is fang a geek?????????????

Talon said...

what you think max isnt girlie?
pffft, what the heck I mean I bet max is better than all those girls put togeather beside I think any guy would be lucky to hold a special place in her heart I for one can only wish I could be so lucky unfortunately wishes dont come true for me I mean I couldnt be so lucky so max dont let that girl des you like that becouse the rest bof use know your one the most beautiful girls in the world with one the biggest hearts to go with it


love ya Max take care and stay in touch Your friend always Talon

Talon said...

well remark if ther just now casting you fegure a good year of filming or so then anouther 6 monthes of editing not to mention refineing the script and so on i would say the movie could be done in 2 maybe 3 years

Anonymous said...

HA!!! Nice joke on Fang, Max!!!

Anonymous said...

Because your not real, your just in a dam book -_-

Anonymous said...

I'm sure all of us would rather they pick you. Sadly, I'm not sure if that is possible.

All the discussions on the forum about this are about how all the chicks on maximumride.com suck. They look too perfect. And I agree with who ever come up with the idea that people should go to schools and look for people for the movie. I must say, I haven't seen a perfect Max yet, but I know some pretty great Angels and Gazzys!

I think [hope!] the movie will turn out fabulous, no matter who they choose. But good luck to you Max!!

Anonymous said...

i agree wit Max she should play herself, IF she wants ITEX and ARi and whoevr else is after her to no where she is at all times and once they catch her ARi can cut off her wings and rape her.
JUST POINTIN OBVIOUS THINGS OUT!
C ya! O.o
PS they should put bios up!

Anonymous said...

AND chica, i dont no if u no how gross yer sounding rite wenevr u wrote that
C ya! O.o

Anonymous said...

If you've already saved the world and there's a good chance it won't be blown up for a little while, then definately go for acting. I mean, an agent couldn't pick a better name than Maximum Ride. Plus, could you see any of those girls kicking Eraser butt, flying a couple thousand feet in the air?

I didn't think so.
Being on cables'll probably freak them out enuf as it is.

Chase said...

LOL. Good one "Babysitting an underage pyro expert." just got one question, which one, Iggy or Gazzy.

From a devoted fan.

P.S. has Gazzy ever had a small fart when he was using one of his toys? just wondering.

Anonymous said...

HI me again (Max (my Max) says that really helps). I to ask how is Iggy geting along. I mean I guess he is fine sent you guys haven't wrote about any easers atacking but I dont know. I just forget what I was going to say. Clue less. Clue less. Clue less. And Clue less. Oh well. Im bored. Oh I got a new dog. His name is Jackson. The day before I went on the Washtoning D.C. trip My dog Cody died. My parents were going nuts on me. When I got back they were like were going to get a new dog.I was like what???????? So we got Jackson. Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! He is a resued dog they found him in a shed. He was sitting in his own pea and was infested with ticks. But they got him cleaned up and now we have him. He is really smart. He is 10 months old when we got him and all ready potty trained. I love him so much!!!!!!! Oh and and Im not a red head.G2G

Mat

P.S. Just Fang

Anonymous said...

Book Description
There's one last chance to save the world in MAXIMUM RIDE: SAVING THE WORLD AND OTHER EXTREME SPORTS, the closing chapter of James Patterson's thrilling trilogy. The time has arrived for Max and her winged "Flock" to face their ultimate enemy and discover their original purpose: to defeat the takeover of "Re-evolution", a sinister experiment to re-engineer a select population into a scientifically superior master race...and to terminate the rest. Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gasman, and Angel have always worked together to defeat the forces working against them--but can they save the world when they are torn apart, living in hiding and captivity, halfway across the globe from one another?



Oh. My. God. THE FLOCK IS GOING TO BE TORN APART?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, hysteria's over.Oh my GOD!Okay, maybe not. Mr. Patterson, why are ypu tearing them apart? WHY???*breaks into tears* CAPTIVITY???? Whats that supposed to mean?

Anonymous said...

Hell, Fang's got you. Why would he want that Brittany girl? Or any of them for that matter. They are all a lot less hot than you are. Fang should take the advice from the THOUSANDS of us fans out here, and forget all potental girlfriends who don't have wings and an excellent Eraser-a**-kicking ability. That does not include Nudge, because Ig and Nudge are obviously made for each other. I would like to point out that there is a whole new meaning to the word "Fax". You probably know this, (You DO read all your comments/fanfics don't you?) but it is all about the Fang/Max relationship. Which 99.9 percent of us want to quickly become romantic.

-Fanglvr

P.S. As to my screen name, it is not the same feeling that Max holds for Fang. I am feminine, but I'm not a "Fanglvr" in that way. Even if I was, how could I possibly compete with you, Max?
Believe me when I say there is no compition. Zero, zip, nada. :)

Anonymous said...

Fang is a geek. That Brittany gitl is probalbly(sp?) a snob.



The Bookworm



^_^ BYE!!

Anonymous said...

To Maximum Ride:

You are my family's hero: we are in your shoes, exactly. (except for the wings, Erasers, and evil Jeb) We are just like you seeing as my big sister is raising us(there are 6 of us all together) and our parents recently passed away. We range from 8-20, I'm 14. Though we aren't on the run from "mutant, blood-thirsty hell hounds", we are fighting a constant battle to stay together and out of foster care...
But anyway, I think you are the best, and I always tell my sibs to try to be "strong, like Max Ride." You are our hero, Max.

You would play a great you, but it would put the flock in danger, since you'd all be easy access while filming. That'd be like saying: Why don't we hire Ari to play Ari and Jeb to play Jeb? But nice try though. ;)

And, Fang? If it doesn't work with Brittany, I'm always available. XOXOX

Anonymous said...

i think it would be a good idea for the movie if you played as your self, but think about, if the goverment found out where you were while you were filming, a bunch of gioverment reseach people would storm in and send the whole flock into reseach labs and poke and prob at your insides. think, the school, but possably worse. also, they may want to make max clones like the eraser max, but much, much more.............also, what's to stop a large team of erasers from barging in?

Anonymous said...

I so totally agree with what every one said about you playing the part. But why a commercial? Is it to advertise the movie????? Fang has a girl right i front of him. He doesn't need to go liking some girl he doesn't even know. He must be blind to not go after max. That was a good come back max!!!! Can't wait to read the third book. Please email me @ softballgurl101@cox.net
~Taylor~
P.s. When is this movie coming out anyway?????

Lunaka said...

Okay, so here's the thing:

I've figured it out--how to save the world. First, create an illusion. Make everyone believe in you. Then, while you are in battle, pull out a cucumber (to cause confusion). When all your viewers are stumped as to what you are about to do, pull out your wings and lift off. While your opponent is looking up--throw candy. Make sure that person (or thing) catches one or two. As well as the on-lookers. After that, just fly away. Cucumbers and candy are the real world-savers. But for some reason---people think it's you.

I suppose you /would/ be part of it, though. Gotta toss that candy, eh?

\\Miss Lovegood

Daski said...

So in other words, no one could take you place, hunh Max? X3 it was pretty evident when that second Max(who didnt fool anyone) took over.

Draca said...

You are you, but don't you think a Hollywood set might be a little obvious for Erasers trying to stalk you?

Fang's a geek, but he's your geek. Your dark, mysterious, powerful geek.

Anonymous said...

PLEASE!!!! I doubt that anybody could be you better than you! I mean you have been you your whole life!!!! Plus Fang you realize that Britany or whatever is like 30 right.... And I doubt she's good enough for you... coughsPICKMEcoughs

Anonymous said...

max, do you like fang?

Anonymous said...

I know you guys don't really listen to country music but Tim Mcgraw has a new song out that really reminds me of you. It's called "Last Dollar(Fly Away)". Every time I hear it I think of the flock and your great books. At the least you should check it out.

Anonymous said...

I know you dont really listen to country music but Tim Mcgraw has a new song called "Last Dollar(Fly Away)" that makes me think of the flock and your great books

Anonymous said...

OMG THATS MY NAME!!!! (Brittany) OMG FANG LIKES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps thats not really me but another brittany but its nice to have dreams

lol

RS

Anonymous said...

ya be yourself max. all those girls look like supermodels! not saying that you're ugly but you know there are more important things than looks. lol these people that put comments are funny! ya nice one on fang but you know he's just kidding. he loves you! wonder if you guys will finally kiss or something in the next book!

Anonymous said...

lol erm hey ma fisrt comment
i dnno y buh ppl keep on wtirin to fang an max lke deyre acctuall real ppl .....weird......newys erm i dnno mght as well jus go wid da flow.....erm.....max u knw u love fang an fang u knw ur fond of max so forgt dat britanny gal an go for max cos whn she finds out dat u got wings she mght fink bad or smmin i dnno she mght fink gud u neva knw newys bye

Anonymous said...

lol thats cool max keep trying!!

Lunaka said...

Please excuse this fiction...we all know Maximum Ride ride isn't just a book. She's reality:

"the closing chapter of James Patterson's thrilling trilogy"

Why does that make me sad?
I mean--doesn't the MR site say:

"With 1 million clicks, James Patterson will continue Max's adventures!"

I'm confused. :/

Annnyyhowww...I think you would make an excellent you. Just be you and maybe you will end up actually being you. That way, you could play you and be an even better you than those other girls.

Um. Wow. That was brain rattling.

Anonymous said...

if you played you you might have to get real erasers because you'd be breaking people's ribs during the action scenes. plus you might get very annoyed when you see the script and it is nothing like what really happened. and what you trying to not bring attention to yourselfs? don't you think playing yourself will make you an easy target? but i don't think any of those girls look right (sorry fang).



-mf-

Anonymous said...

I totally agree, Max. You should play you, no one could play you better! Oh and Fang. BURN! Max just scorched your tail!

Anonymous said...

Are you ever going to post something new soon?! Cause this is getting boring coming on the blog and seeing the same post every day. We need new info on ya'll.




The Bookworm





^_^ BYE!!


PS In my last comment I said Fang was a geek. I would like to say that I don't really think Fang is a geek.



Okay got to go now.



ttyl

Anonymous said...

yes, many people have commented on the fact that some people say they're the first to comment, when they're not. To enlighten you, the reason is this:

All comments are reviewed by the flock before they're published, so when the little bar says '0 comments' it just means, that none have been published yet because they're still being reviewed. I myself discovered this recenetly when my comment wasn't published first.

Now will everyone stop commenting on us poor not-first commenters?

I wish the flock would actually answer our questions though, that would be nice. Max, if you're reading this, will you maybe answer like three questions from each post? It's kinda cool when you talk to us. I'm sure many of the readers would have a heart-attack if Fang answered questions too.

Anyway, that's all I have to say.

Anonymous said...

Hey people can u please start writhing messages its been 3 days. still cant wit to read the 3rd book and hopfully the movie will be great no disapointment. my sis thinks leah of amy should play max i agree on leah she look young and able to stand on her feet.

Anonymous said...

Yes Max, I'm serious. What would you do with 100 pounds of jelly beans?

Anonymous said...

Happy Easter!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man i ate to much chocolate.

Anonymous said...

Hey flock,
If you ever get bored come look at my blog It's a little story no im not a brilliant writer but I try so maybe you can look at it sometime.

Bluez<3

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh, poor Fang. I'm sure she likes guys with wings and geeks.

Anonymous said...

That was funny! Umm, being famous won't be good, trust me. Then again...

Au revoir

Skywriter12

Anonymous said...

WILLL SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER ME!!!!!
is this a movie or what??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
im CONFUSED!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

playing your own part in a commercial will make you into a sitting duck for erasers, etc. Do you really want to put everybody in danger over some stupid commercial? Sure, they probabaly won't do it right, but you'll be safe.

Anonymous said...

shame Fang, you got told

Anonymous said...

i didnt know so many people acctually still say "ooo burn" >.>
but anyway, when is the movie coming out!? i cant find out anywhere an its really irritating!
i am afraid hollywood will totally ruin the awesomeness of the books though, cause they usually do... i still most of those girls were way to lame to play you. they were too old, too coughsleezycough, and to fake hollywood glamorous with the pounds of makeup cakes on
this was a longer message than it was meant to be

Anonymous said...

Wait, I think this is all just callbacks for the commercial for MR3, not the movie. Am I right and was I the last person to get that (I'm kind of slow sometimes....mostly all the time)

Anonymous said...

Great resume Max. Of course you would make an amazing you, but you would become an easy target for erasers and any scientist from the school if you were acting in the movie. All those girls look like they're supermodels and would want to get dirty let alone look like they have questionable hygiene (even if it's only make-up).


And Fang BURNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

did any1 notice that some of the peopl were missin?
C ya!o.O
STATING THE OBVIOUS IS MY THING!!!

Talon said...

lol i can hear it now that brittany chic saying to fang ewwww get those dirty wings off of me

Anonymous said...

oh yea! nice comeback Max! oh and i hope Amy wins because in my and all my friends opinions she is PERFECT for you!!!! All my friends say i'm just like you and Amy looks alo like me! So go amy!!!! and britney looks too old to play you also.(sorry fang you can only wish! You will have to stick to liking Max! lol

Anonymous said...

Hey Max,
You should totaly be in the movie!

TELL FANG I LOVE HIM!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You guys really should of posted on Easter. Don't ask me why it's just a good excuse. Well kinda of.

I hope you had a good Easter and I can't wait for May. Your next's Book comes out in 50 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!! I really hope there will be a MR4!

Loveya lots!!!!!!! And tell the Flock I said HI!

Anonymous said...

Max, you do know that you and Fang are basically destined for each other. He has your DNA in his body, thats as close as it gets. It seems like all of us normies know that you and Fang need to get together, that someone needs to make a move, but you and Fang don't. I mean, you said it yourself that something had changed.

P.S. There have been lots of hints to Fang to move it along. I'd like to see you make the first move, Maximum.

Your waiting friend,
Karly

Anonymous said...

I dont think that any of the girls up for the role of Maximum Ride really look like i picture Max. I think it would be better if you played yourself.

Anonymous said...

I think that it would be cool for all of you to star in your own movie, but you have to think that you could get to much attention from the Erasers, but on the other hand all the publicity would make it harder for them to get to you with out calling attention to them and the scientists.

Anonymous said...

I love the flock. Go Max, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Angel, and Fang.

A silly adult Allen

Anonymous said...

ppl i realy need ur help we hav to save maximum ride!!!
if u go on www.maximumride.com
u see tht if we get 1,000,000 clicks (like votes) for max james patterson will write maximum ride 4!

ok heres wat we hav to do: go on the web site and click 'MORE FOR MAX!'then refreash the page and click again ( 'CLICK ON MAX GOES HOLLYWOOD'AND THEN CLICK ON '1,000,OOO CLICKS FOR MAX' AND VOTE AGAGIN)
i did it 1000 times in half an hour

so u do it to and we can save the book AND I SWARE IF U DONT I WILL GET TO 1,000,000 MY SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

sorry didn't blog erlier I was gone friday-monday and was busy thursday.. sory but heres my say:

yeah Max! You play you! and Fang can play himself! And Nudge play Nudge and Angel herself, and Iggy Iggy, and Gazzy Gazzy!!!!!! Max, I totally agree with ya. Yeah I'm sure 'that Brittany girl' likes guys with wings, but 'i'm sure she doesn't like geeks'... or guys who already have a crush on sumone ;) Hey will you guys be at the movie? even if your not in it? would you go to the premier? (if there is one!) And everyone is right... those models are to.. modely and too perfect.. no offense Max!! and none of them have blond or brunett hair. they don't because they probally didn't play in the sandbox when they were younger iwth one of their best freinds :D. You guys rock... oh and on my Instant Messaaging that I have.... my Screen Name is MaxRideFan1278 - There aren't enough words to describe how much of a Maximum Ride Fan I am. Yeha I adore you guys... and my personal message is, I can't wait for the 3rd Maximum Ride book that is coming out May 29th!!! 3 days after my birthday!!! I am so excited!!!!!!!!!!! Yup you guys are my idol! I would do almost anything to be with you guys and be your friends... not because your so famouse.. but because your you and cool, smart, nice, and well cool. I would even let wacko scientist give me wings and bird DNA!!!! ;) yup I love you guys that much!!!!

Good Luck,
All my Luck,
~Liz~
~MaxRideFan1278~

Elizabeth said...

Hey Max!

I think you would be so great at playing yourself, but if they won't let you, i'm hoping that they'll let Amy do it, I think she looks most like you...

Sometimes I wish I could fly and ESCAPE NORMAL LIFE! So, hey, I'd switch you places any day.

-Liz

P.S. Plus Fang is really handsome!

Elizabeth said...

Hey Max,

I write books, and your very interesting, it would be so awesome to write a book about you!

Like, my books are kind of written in the same way as yours, their from the main characters perspective.

I've been writing since i was like 6 or 7, (of course then it was always really cheesy)

My latest book is called
The Secret of Terror Mountain

it's a total fantasy book, anyway, I think your cool, (and here I go again, get me started on a subject and I go on and on, and...)

Rock on Max, and just totally be yourself, I may not be as weird as you, but i'm pretty weird and proud to be, so just keep being yourself and don't ever stop!

See yah, well actually probably won't see yah, so uh, yeah, buh-bye!

-Liz
elizgato12@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Ooh, that wasn't right, Maximum. You know you love Fang. XD

Anonymous said...

To the Miss/Mr Anonymous that's instructing us to click, I'm right there with u, I'll do it by myself too! God I can't wait for the 3rd book and I pray there's a fourth...and a fifth...and a sixth....and a seventh (going on forever)

Anonymous said...

that's soooooooo cute! (max, that MEANS something!!!) Fang i'm soo proud! u took A chance! (i'm surprised) *gives Fang BIG hug*. I wish i could play Max but i have NO acting skills n i think Max should play Max!
CYa
angel

Anonymous said...

Max Can You PLEASE Read the comments once and a while? PS FANG IS SUCH A GEEK(with wings)! PPS When is the nekt time you are flying around WETUMPKA AND MONTGOMERY ALABAMA? PPS Thats my neck of the woods!PPPSmy friend and i are belivers in you!

Anonymous said...

;) You Go Girl!

Anonymous said...

I think that you should play as yourself, Max.I mean, honestly, who better than you?

And nice one, Max. lol.

Toa_Kopaka said...

you cant be in the comercial Max. Cause then the erasers would be able to track you easier than a rahi in the snow. You would get ambuse=hed about every 10 days ... or hours ...... or minutes ...... or seconds.

Anonymous said...

awww how cute max, you winked at fang!!!! XD AHH!! IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT PLEASE DONT KILL ME IM TOO YOUNG TO--OUCH MAX!!!!!!!! ;)
heehee well dont worry max, fang's just trying to make you jealous, but you know he loves you ;))

Anonymous said...

My pick? AMY

Anonymous said...

YOU WOULD BE MY FIRST CHOICE, BUT OF THE AVALIBLE I CHOICE AMY & NICOLE. The thing is I just don't think Britany is right for it, sorry Fang.

Anonymous said...

You are SO nice Max. You should get an award for how nice you are. (Sarcasm)

I like Fang, wings and all. But you know. You should play you. And I can top you...my brother is the devil and NEVER leaves me alone!!!He's older and acts like he's 5!!!Oh and if Fang reads this...I'm his age and single. ;P....no offence Max.

Californian Beauty

-Me

Anonymous said...

I totally agree w/ u max!!!
i like ur resume by the way...

_Matt_

Talon said...

yeah i think brittny is totaly wrong for you fang i think she has to much silicon in her vally if ya know hat i mean

Anonymous said...

yeah you and fang should play yourselves in the movie and the commercial i mean they WOULD save a whole bunch of money just by taping you guys without any scripts just whatever comes naturally lol

Anonymous said...

Fang is a geek? Urrm..... dang... this is gonna sound stupid... what does "geek" mean? -goes to dictionary.com-

Here are the results...

1. a peculiar or otherwise dislikable person, esp. one who is perceived to be overly intellectual.
2. a computer expert or enthusiast (a term of pride as self-reference, but often considered offensive when used by outsiders.)
3. a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken.

Wow... in ref to #3, didn't Fang eat rats in the first book? #2 is a fine enough description of me... #1? No idea.

If you have an idea, tell me.
Ashley

Anonymous said...

i can't take this anymore! ireadthethirdbook! there i said it urgggggggg!

Anonymous said...

Lol Fang do u need water for that BURN?


Go Max!








-ShElBy-

Anonymous said...

Hey Max,Fang,Iggy,Nudge,Gasman and Angel,
I saw a commercial bout your movie it's coming out in 2008 i can't wait! I am on the second book right now. i am almost dun with it. See You in the movie.

Anonymous said...

you're totally right.

you should play you.

and he is a geek.

but he's the coolest one I've heard of.

besides, brittany would think he's not a geek, but a DORK!

what do wings have to do with anything?

Anonymous said...

Fang, you got dissed and dismissed (and salted, burned, served...)

Anonymous said...

oh max... u kno u only said that cause you like him. seriosly. but dont trip...he likes you 2; ALOT a litte birdy told me. well g2g
-lala

Anonymous said...

one other thang max n fang. if you guys both went hollywood and played youeself n did ur own sunts and wat not, you guys would probably be the power couple, and another thang... would the eraisers play themselves to? they would have 2 cause u would have to bring ur skill down if they werent but we want to see the butt kicking to a maximum!!! (wink,wink)
-laila
p.s. tell fang that lala says, "i kno u dont really like brittany, i think theres someone else ur interested in..." the texas grls always can tell stuff like that.
bye yall!!!

Athena said...

Max, you would be great at playing yourself! Look at all those great qualities. But if you can't play you, then I would be happy to do it for you. I’ll do it for a box of donuts and a poke in the eye. :)

Anonymous said...

wierd, seems like every time i have a bad day, I dream that i'm iggy, but when i have a good day, I'm Fang, (maybe i should stop taking gingko biloba in the morning, too many wierd dreams...

Anonymous said...

You all soooo need to play yourselfs. And write the script, actually maybe they just need to follow you guys around for a while and film your lives? If they make this movie on their own they are so NOT going to do you guys justice!!! You are awsome!!! Need MR4!!!

Anonymous said...

I feel your pain, Max. I know the weight of leadership but if you would agree to cope with the idea, maybe Fang could give you a hand, you know, take some of the weight? I know leadership is your job because you're older but even a strong leader needs a break every so often. I just want you to know that we are here for you, Max. You seem like a long lost sister to me.

J.E.F.

Anonymous said...

MAX, U SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY YOURSELF. AND I CANT WAIT FOR MR4 OR THE MOVIE ABOUT U IS MADE. I LOVE YOUR BOOKS! I'VE READ ALL THREE! I JUST HOPE THEY KEEP COMING! OR MAKE A COUPLR OF MOVIES OR SOMETHING! ANYWAY IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE YOU MAX AND HOPE U COULD E-MAIL ME SOMETIME AND TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING, FANG, THE FLOCK , ERASERS(ARI), ETC.I WANNA HEAR EVERYTHING AND KEEP ME POSTED ON WHATS HAPPENING WITH YOU AND THE FLOCK, AND HOW ERASER BUTT KICKING IS GOING!!! JUST E-MAIL ME @:
surfNstuff18@aim.com
jjisinthehishouz12@yahoo.com
F00tballLOVER@hotmail.com


PLZ E-MAIL ME MAX!
-- bIGGEST MAXIMUM RIDE FAN!
--jODIE--
P.S. IF YA'LL ARE EVER IN HOOVER, ALABAMA STOP BY MY PLACE. ITS 5973 LAKE CYRUS DRIVE. OR IF IM NOT HOME CALL ME ON MY CELL: 205-908-8091. ( IF U CAN FIND A PHONE.) ( *WINK* *WINK*) TTYL! ( TALK TO YA LATER!) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =)

Randi said...

(blog author plz plz let this go through)

Ok max I just started to read your books so I guess you can say I'm a noob. But are you a celebritiy or just a kid in a book? I mean the things you write on the blog, are they true, and most importantly, do you have wings?

Anonymous said...

Hey Fang forget whoever brittany is...i'm your red-headed wonder...lol..i have red-hair....
Luv you all,
Your bigest fan.

Anonymous said...

"P.S. I'm sure Brittany loves wings, Fang. She just doesn't like geeks. ;-)"

Me thinks somebody's getting a little defencive Miss I-Really-Need-To-Get-Together-With-Fang.


Anyways, yes, you would be a much better choice for the part.
We want the real Max. Rofl.
And you've got real wings.
Ya' know what I would do to see that? xD

~Jo

Anonymous said...

i worry for max, fang is gonna be steamed.

Anonymous said...

hey max, go here i think you might like it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDeUged7bmI

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDeUged7bmI
i think it matches you perfectly except the world is winning part