Friday, January 18, 2008

Planet Telex, You Are my Itex

I’m going to tell you something. Bird kid to kid. I’m going to look at you hard with my hawk eyes and I’m going to tell you what it’s like to fly.

Up.

So I mean, I guess I didn’t have to tell you anything at all. But then. That works for me.

Fly on,

Fang

59 messages to The Flock:

Anonymous said...

coolio...!

Anonymous said...

um, yah. dont really get what ur trying to say but congrats of the 4th book, it's comin out in 2 more months exactly. Cant wait.
~Shane~

Anonymous said...

MaX+FaNg 4-EvEr!!!!!!!

U gUyS RoCk!!!!!

;)

Anonymous said...

Hey, all! I got some Itex info: There's one in montreal.
I've heard they specialize in...get this:

Human and Rodent hybrids.

I mean, that's what I've heard. They are designed with a completly collapsible skeleton, made completly out of cartelage.

And super-human hearing because of cochlear implants.

If I find out anything else, I'll be sure to leave a comment...on something...

With all due respect,

~Emelia~

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, haven't heard from you in a while, good stuff as usual, hopefully things are all right for you guys. Rock on.

Anonymous said...

Planet Telex does match Itex.
'You can crush it but it's always here.'
But still. You're going all cryptic on us.
Well, I'm super glad you like Radiohead. Radiohead freakin rocks.

Anonymous said...

Hola!


Whats up with the vid? i don't get it.

but any way love yas!!!!


the bookworm

^_^ BYE!!

Anonymous said...

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and in true max fashion (read the book carefully) ...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Anonymous said...

wow IMPRESSIVE...3 posts in ONE DAY! let's keep this up!

lol

~lover of all things winged

Anonymous said...

Um...what did that have to do with flying? I couldn't understand half of the words, but it was a cool light show!

booknut

dethtol666 said...

i so wish i could fly

Anonymous said...

What? Flying is like up or flying is like that song? Is the song like Itex or flying like the song? YOUR CONFUZING ME! ok so flyinig is like up which is like the song but the band is like your itex?
I still love you anyway though!

dreamer said...

Is emilia gonna be the new character? And I don't get it do you not like them or what?

Anonymous said...

Um... what was that? It was really, really wierd. REALLY wierd. What was the point of that? At least you blogged! It's better then nothing. Three posts in one day is too good to be true! YES! So, how's it going? Everyone well? Um... did you watch American Idol? I don't know how you couldv'e, but still... GO WIERD ASIAN DUDE FROM THE TEXAS AUDITIONS! I live near Philly, so it was fun watching them, too. Got to go!

M
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MAX
MAXI
MAXIM
MAXIMU
MAXIMUM

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RID
RIDE

R
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RULE
RULES
RULES!

Tootles!

Anonymous said...

u no wat?u should cheak out Foo Fighters.man they are awsome.Watch their vids on like you tube or sumthin.while i was at the concert 4 them i imidetly thought of fang cuz fang looks goth.and goth pple like rock.so thats y i thought of him.

Brokenly_Winged said...

Fang,
I have a feeling that you would like the band, Three Days Grace. Some of their songs are pretty good--my fav is Over and Over. And maybe, just maybe, you'd like Placebo (try Infa-Red).

Anonymous said...

thats hardcore
rock it.

and to what emelia said:
thats just creepy.rat kids?
i mean think about it:
rodent-american
it doesnt roll off the tounge as
easily as avian-american
just a thought

Anonymous said...

What!? First of all what are you saying and second How do you know when the 4th book is comeing out!!!!!??????? Hey Whats hapening with u and Max Tell every one hi for me And tell them to blog too!

Please



ya'll rock and will 4 ever

Anonymous said...

All while that was playing I was waiting for sombody to jump out of the crowd and fly away, but that didn't happen, and I'm kinda confused about what you were trying to say with that clip... I guess I'll have to watch it again.
Love you guys! Post again soon!
Fly safely! And try not to run into any planes while flying, cause that would hurt...not that I know from experience or anything...well, bye! :D

Anonymous said...

you guys are the be-st. :)

Anonymous said...

montreal huh...

I want to look into that, but it seems wierd that they'd have collapsible skeletons. They might need bits of DNA from other animals like octopuses or other invertabrates to keep thier organs from being crushed. I'm not quite sure though. I need to check it out.

M.P.

Anonymous said...

love the books and hope that the new book is as good as the first.

Anonymous said...

love the books and hope that the new book is as good as the others

Shendin said...

Radiohead!!!
Now we're talking.

-Red

Anonymous said...

i love the books and hope that the new book is as good as the others.
~*nikki*~

Anonymous said...

I LOVE RADIOHEAD

griffinrider said...

yeah, there's an itex in my neighborhood in new york, too. i've no idea what they're doing in there, but it looks really creepy. i mean, at night, they get all these weird shipments of crates and stuff, and some of them have airholes punched in them...
that place is creepy, man. it's right near my house. i sometimes hear weird sounds coming from the building.
i once dared this kid i know to walk inside the building and ask them what their deal is, but he chickened out. but i'm gonna do it tomorrow! i'll let you know what happens, okay? wish me luck!

Anonymous said...

Hold onto what you have Fang. Without you it may not last the spring.

Fly Free.

dethtol666 said...

couresy of your creepy neighbor hood Itex

dethtol666 said...

Coutesy of your creepy neighborhood ITEX! They probibly graphted aracnid DNA into Peter Parker to make him Spider Man! The whole "getting bit by a super spider" was a cover up!

Anonymous said...

Hey Fang & Gang

I miss seeing Nudge post. And Ig. They rock. I mean, Max and you rock 2, but N & I like never post anymore.How's Total? He rocks.

Anonymous said...

Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gasman, Angel: Do any of you ever respond to anyone's messages on here? Even randomly picked ones? It would be great to know if you do. Keep up the blogging!

rockstar said...

Ok people I just found an Itex branch in portland Oregon and I'm going in!! Me and my gang can handle 50-60 flyboys so dont worry!!! Wish me luck!!! Wait this just in they specialize in... Oh god....I THOUGHT THEY WIPED OUT ERASERS.........HUNDREDS....THOUSA-NDS..... I GOTTA GO!! WISH ME LUCK!!

rockstar said...

Brittney what does that have to do with the flock????!!!!

Anonymous said...

the world needs to be saved.
you're not alone.

Anonymous said...

EMELIA!!!!!!!

Where the HECK did you find all that stuff out? Is there a website?

...
OMG!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Fang, I had no idea you had such excellent taste in music! Radiohead is an amazing band.
So am I to understand that you flew to a Radiohead concert? If so, that must've been great.
I can't believe so many kids who read your blog don't know Jim Morrison OR Radiohead.
Ah well, kudos to you for exposing them to some great music.
-Anji

Anonymous said...

Radiohead!? Heck yes! I like them. Their performance is okay in the video, but I love their CD. I'm feelin' yah man!
~Michelle

Anonymous said...

Uh... what are you getting at here? Somehow I don't think anyone from Radiohead has wings...

Anonymous said...

dude, I luv radiohead! Have you listened to the "in rainbows" album? It's amazing! Peace.

Anonymous said...

Fang i had higher hopes from u, tht song was the wprst i've ever heard, the poor idiot cant sing.
u want a gd band look up these guys

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=209707134

if u like them i know the lead guitarist personaly i can tell u wen there r gigs nd stuff.

Anonymous said...

max ride rules and i am reading your third book right now and i heard that your comin out with a 4th book keep bloggin

______camiharris32

Kristin said...

Radiohead rox my sox!

wOlF said...

Radiohead!! yay!! they rock!! im seeing them when they play at old trafford!! u have great taste in music!!

wOlF

Anonymous said...

Hello, everyone! It's Emelia here! yes, I am the person who posted the Rodent-human comment. Anyway, someone should type 'Dr.Joe Rosen' in on Google, and click the 'im feeling lucky' button. It says something about radical plastic surgery and grafting tails and wings on people. CHECK IT OUT!

~Emelia~!

Anonymous said...

i wish you guys were here. i CAN'T WAIT for your net book or the move. maxriderules

nudge's_#_one_f@n!!! said...

im still trying to persuade my father into buying me all your freakin' books max

Anonymous said...

Hey Fang Since When Do you have the time to go on youtube?oh well.cool video!keep on posting!




Your supporter,Fang Proton

Anonymous said...

Yo! Fang you rule! Reading the latest book, and it is awesome! Can't wait for new book, even though I only heard of these books a few days a go!
Keep saving the world, one kid at a time!

Anonymous said...

OMG!!!!!! I LOVE U FANG!!!!!!!!!! Come to my blog sometime. It's at http://howbirdsflyeasytext.blogspot.com/
I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN AND THE ONE THAT LOVES U THE MOST!!!!!!
~Stef~

Anonymous said...

fang sometimes u can scare me i think u even scare max sometimes. lol.

Anonymous said...

Hmm.... no offense..but is any of this even real.. i read all 3 books so far..but im not sure if any of this is real...do u have any proof that this is real at all..if it is i will help..

Anonymous said...

eh if youre comparing that song to flying, you got it wrong, try rise against, their songs are passive spiritual punk songs that influence your mind body, and spirit...in other words, pure genius. the few that are that especially like that are : drones, ready to fall, paper wings, and a few others.

well if youre comparing them to itex, then i probably wouldnt agree completely, the lryics i agree with, but the beat and feeling is completely off. i would use one of the two songs from KoRn, freak on a leash and corners of my mind, those songs completely match a feeling of torture, control, silent insanity, experiments, and just complete craziness.
and for future reference for the erasers, i would put something fierce on, as fiece and terrifying as the erasers themselves, pulse of the maggots by slipknot is almost perfect for them, having a severe adrenaline rush to it, crazy abrupt guitar solos, a song based around savagery and rebeliion and experiments. its perfect to fit that terrifying role.

Rain said...

Radiohead?

I'm so proud of you guys. These days, it seems that no one has heard of Radiohead.

~Rain

(www.blog-of-rain.blogspot.com)

Pirate Princess said...

You guys keep up and fly safe. Cant wait to hear what happens next. oh and Max a piece of advice; keep strong and try not to let your emotions get in the way of your thinking(im saying this from expeience).
-Pirate Princess-

Anonymous said...

dude that was sick! thats so0o0o goin on mi Ipod!

~BrIaNnA

Anonymous said...

ya this is the only thing that we have had in common the list was full of unrelated things till this

Anonymous said...

u guys remember like fang says, u cant save the world alone so were here!!!

schizo said...

Awesome song yo