Wednesday, February 06, 2008

And She Throws Up Her Hands!

If you two didn’t CRACK ME UP, I’d take you both to the head doctor!

Max

90 messages to The Flock:

Brad said...

At least trouble hasn't shown up yet!
(let alone taking them to the head doctor!). Hopes you guys don't get any trouble so you can have time for doctor's appointments, lol!
Bradabab

Anonymous said...

You love Fang U couldnt send him to the Insane Asylum! And iggys amazing!

Anonymous said...

But they're so awesome :D
Don't be jealous.

Kaila. said...

Yeah, Max! You can't take them to the insane asylum!
WE WON'T GET NO MORE FANG AND IGGY!!!!
GAH!!! AND THAT WOULD BE TOTAL DESTRUCTION!
I mean, with Iggy and his... pyro-ness... and Fang with his... um... *thinks*
... oh! I know! Fang reminds me of Steven Strait, from that Covenant movie.
*te he he*
Steven Strait is hot so... Fang should be too, right?
Anywho, we can't live without Fang either, especially with his sarcasm.


~Forever and Always,
Shadow-Dancer17

Anonymous said...

Head doctor? Uh-oh. I don't like the sound of this...heh heh

Anonymous said...

you can't take them to the insane asylum!!! there are doctors there, right?? that means whitecoats!!!!! anyway, what would life be without fang or iggy??

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Camilla Price said...

wow max, your sure a softie, i still would have beat them if i was annoyed. unless they were making me laugh, but i dont know how they could do that on here?

so i guess you guys found a down spot for a while? like, no flyboys????

i love you all, and im over you fang.

-dvn

Anonymous said...

Its okay Max. Besides, have you heard everytime you smile it adds ten seconds to your life? The dudes could easily make you immortal. And wouldn't a mental institute place count as a hospital? that would be just cruel. jk.

Anonymous said...

LOLZ and she throws up her hands.
Don't be jealous Max, you have Fang, every girls dream guy.

*rebmarks*

Anonymous said...

LOL! Yea Fang is a Steven Strait. He's sencitive.

Anonymous said...

Said the girl with a voice in her head.

FallingUp said...

NOT fang hes my fav. chacther! You come a very close second.

Anonymous said...

i soo know the feeling my friends should so be in an insane asylum too but life without them and fang and iggy would be so weird and not as fun....im mean come on some of the stuff these kids say and do are completely halarious and without the sarcasm and other remarks life would not be the same

stay safe
-keLsey

Anonymous said...

Hahah
I agree!
Max you are hilarious!
For some reason I think that they might be able to break out of an asylum...but i don't know, just a guess....Its not like Iggy can make bombs or anyhting...

Anonymous said...

Hey Max!

You are the best. You are my very favorite member of the flock. I just wanted to say that and that you can not put away my second and third favorite characters. That is totally unnessesary. Besides, what would you do without your right arm (Fang)?

Anonymous said...

Aww Max! You know you wouldn't do that too poor pyro Iggy! or Fang, cause of his I'm-so-dark-and-handsome attitude! But do make sure the I-luv-fang comments get into his head, or ego... -BYe
TomboyRocker

Anonymous said...

I don't think they allow computers in asylums, so Fang wouldn't be able to post!!! Ahhhh!!! Like one of my earlier posts, flying pigs!!! You'd probably send Fang and Iggy there to learn meditation and karate, and you'd be flying with genetically modified pigs from Dinner at the New Gene Cafe!!! I repeat: AAAHHHHHHH!!! Don't do it, Max!!!! You aren't supposed to give in to peer pressure, or at least that's what they tell us school-going teens who are given limited freedom to even fly figuratively!!!! AAHHHH!

Em

Anonymous said...

hey to the whole flock i cant wait to read the fourth book i already read the first three i hope the next is just as addicting.

Chris Mudryk said...

You would too! That is, if you weren't on the run.

Anonymous said...

I still say U can have Fang

Anonymous said...

You cant send them away they are my homeboys!!!

Anonymous said...

hey max you wouldn't throw fang in a nut house you love him! sorta like me and RHW not telling you his name! and hes in middle scool and i am in elm. LOL ttyl



YOUR winged and unknown friend,
hnb



ps. dont believe me about the wings? whats yo address i will send you a feather!

Anonymous said...

POOR POOR MAX















(good luck with all of that)























fly high with grace












<3

Anonymous said...

OMG i was so thinking that
i watched the covenant yesterday and
steven strait reminded me of fang too
Any way I agree if you took them to the doctor you would be sad. You love fang, you guys are meant for eachother and iggy is just to cool to get rid of. Well they are both cool.

dreamer said...

Right there with yah Max. Lol

Anonymous said...

Hehe. Sounds like a certain friend of mine from school....XD.

Hi, it's me. AGAIN. ....the fanfiction author, who commented in the sicko school entry. (one of 'em, anyways...) Welp, you probably have no way of remembering me, b--

Oops. Just babbling on. Sorry.

Anyways.....>_>
Hey, Max. Uhhh, I take it you haven't seen this picture, have you...?
(oddly enough, I found it when I was searching for pictures of a rose. 0_o)
http://pics.livejournal.com/zellerose/pic/0000qt2k/s320x240

Anonymous said...

Max,
you=awesome witty-ness.
You can come over for cookies anytime.
Love,
FlockFollower

Brokenly_Winged said...

Yes yes, do not send them to a mental institute of any sort. They might blow the place up. Well, at least Iggy might. ;)

Anonymous said...

i agree with all da rest of da people!!!
MAX U KNOW U LOVE FANG!!!!!!...(AND HIS SARCASAM!!!)
....AND WHAT WOULD WE DO WITH OUT IGGY!!..(HIS DA ONE DAT BLOWS UP THINGS!!!)
*he he he*..he!!!

mucho luv,
book adict

Anonymous said...

Oh max... y can u not accept that u luv fang? U better hurry up or some other chick (lol! get it?) might get him!!! Come on! What aboutthat kiss in the canyon? GET TOGETHER BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE TRIES TO TAKE HIM!!!! A lot of people would.

Anonymous said...

Hey, you guys rock!! I love your books, especially the Valium bit in the third book.

Rock on, dudes, keep flying, and save the world ;)


x Cat x

Phobos said...

Max, If you sent them to an Insane Asylum for just that, we would have to send over half the boys in the world.
Though I bet you wouldn't mind that.

Good Luck Wherever you are.

Anonymous said...

You cannot send them there! I mean they are fine, you are the one with a voice in her head. LOLOLOLOLOL Just Kidding. Ur the boss, do what you want.

Anonymous said...

Max is that you on the cover of MR4?

Anonymous said...

Max, instead of sending Iggy and Fang to the insane asylum could you send them to my house??? PLEASE!!! especially Fang! I <3 Fang.


- Irina and Fangs number one fan!!!

Anonymous said...

wow 2 big egos... well,
look at the bright side
you will always have plenty of entertainment? hahahahaha
tell iggy and fang i say hey!

dethtol666 said...

C'mon Max giv em a break.

Anonymous said...

Hello! I was sooo happy when i saw you had a new blog entry. I really can't wait until the 4th book comes out. I'm in 8th grade and we had to do some writing thing. Well the subject was: Who's your favorite book character. So easy! I totally picked you! lol. Hang in there

-Emily

Anonymous said...

lol ull need too max
INSTUTUTIONALIZED!!!!!!!! (cnt spel)
Iggy needs too stay i hart pyros

Anonymous said...

Awww, I'm sorry Max! {{hugs}} But if they get on your nerves too much, feel free to come chill with me! We could, idk, do girls stuff or kick the crap out of something! Both are fun! :D Or you can send the boys here, and I'll take care of them, lol! Don't worry, I won't hurt them, unless you want, but I love them both so much, so I wouldn't do much damage, lol!

Much Love!

Mallory said...

Take 'em anyway.

Taylor said...

Ummmmm ok? what with the werid joke seriously work on the jokes max!?!?!?!!?

Taylor
Peace

Anonymous said...

i agree with you on this one, srry but *giggle* i ♥ fang! lol jkjk but iggy fang, nudge, angel, and gazzy seriously have issues and need HELP! u no the ppl and the strait jakets kind of help *hint hint, wink wink* i ♥ all of u guys cus ur all just sooo funny and JEB is a big fat manipulating JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OK im good now forgive me for saying this but, you all need some psyactriatic HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iggy is now known as iggyman, fang is now known as fangalicious, angel can keep her name, or become THE VOICEGIRL, nudge can become, tammy-talks-a-lot, gasman can keep his name cuz lord knows how bad his farts are and he cansmell them all the way up in the city behind the pearly-white gates *lol* :), and max you can become CAPTAIN MAXIMUM!

am+ee said...

awwww i'd die if you sent iggy away. besides, they'd eventually find out he has wings.
our he'd make a bomb and bust outta there.
hmmm...

Anonymous said...

coolness. who r u talking about?




the bookworm



^_^ BYE!!


ttyl

Anonymous said...

i wish my name was April and my boyfriend was named Fang.........

Anonymous said...

Personally, I think you should anyhow ;)


A friend
(No not Jeb. I'm a girl silly)

~~Maximum Ride Lover 100~~ said...

I think we could call you max Bella Swan(because you are like her from twilight(minus the wings)no offense or anything)

~~Maximum Ride Lover 100~~ said...

Don't get rid of the faxness what would we do without it He he(I think fang is hot) but Max you are my Favorite(aka my role model)
Be safe
(I don't take back my Bella comment)
MAXIMUM RIDE YOU ROCK MY SOCK


DIE ITEX YOU WILL CRASH AND FAIL

robbeeleebabe16 said...

I LOVE Maximum Ride........i can't wait for the new book

Anonymous said...

max u couldnt send fang away if u tried. u love him too much.

Martini said...

but if u took fang there who could u annoy??? and who would be able to cook didnt think abou that did u

Anonymous said...

I suppose there insane, i mean u do a have talking dog, and i little kid that can controlls people, but in a good way Lol! They may be insane, Max, But u've gotta ad mit they are hilarious!
Any way post soon
Beanz (I'm just askin for it if i use this nick-name, aren't i? He He!)

Anonymous said...

XD You have to admit you're all insane... But that's why we love you Max. After all, you CANNOT stay sane after all this. -.- If you find ONE sane person in you're flock, please, let us know.

Anonymous said...

if u did take them to the "head doctor" who would u annoy and who would cook???

Anonymous said...

Fang and Iggy are just having a little fun! Don't be jealous Max...because they can relax and you can't!

Anonymous said...

Take 'em anyway, Max! (Just kidding, I think)

Send my regards to the rest of the Flock!

booknut

Anonymous said...

I WANT ANOTHER PREVIEW!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TIL MARCH!!!! I AM OBSESSED WITH MAXIMUM RIDE!!!
PLEASE POST ANOTHER CHAPTER!!!

-Star22/Jocelyn

Anonymous said...

WILL YOU GUYS P-L-E-A-S-E POST SOME MORE PICTURES OF YOURSELVES OR WHERE YOU ARE AT!?! WE WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!! (Besides, my mom keeps trying to convince me that you guys aren't real, so I need evidence to prove otherwise.) thanks in advance! ;)The Mii Maker ;)

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one that thinks having the Max Ride movie be ANIMATED so totally stinks in every way? I mean, it's like an embarassment! It so doesn't do the Flock justice.

Anonymous said...

yea max u couldnt i mean who is goin 2 cook 4 u if iggy is at the Insane Asylum and i kno u love fang way too much to send him anywhere lol.

Scionbringerofvampires said...

*sigh* must we torment poor Max about her relationship with Fang turns *to the flock and glares* in my opinion you all belong in an asylum *points at Gazzy and Iggy* most of all the pyromaniacs over there oh well whats a magalomanic to do?

Scionbringerofvampires said...

i miss the erasers they had so much more spirit and personality then thos blah fly boys hmmmmm note to self make eraser personal bodyguards and give them longer life spans like a century or two *plots* muhahahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

blah what to do need make army of long lived eraser body guards 50 tarobyte spy network destroy *twich* *twich*

Anonymous said...

Max you should totally hook up with Fang we all know u like him and he likes u.

Anonymous said...

i love u max

Anonymous said...

hmmm mayb u should just take them 2the head doctor,max....just in case lol

Anonymous said...

ok this is kinda dumb (not to burst your alls bubbles)but why is every one talking to some made up person that doesn't even exist...don't get me wrong the books rock but wats up w the blog???? and people faking to be some mutant bird that doesn't exist????

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris is just... well AWESOME! Even though he's 67 he looks like he's 35. My Norris T-Shirt will have a picture of your head on Chuck's body now.

Anonymous said...

ok this is kinda dumb (not to burst your alls bubbles)but why is every one talking to some made up person that doesn't even exist...dont get me wrong the books rock but wats up w the blog???? and people faking to be some mutant bird that doesnt exist????

Iris Renalle deCanards said...

Oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Max u are awesome!!
None of the flock belongs in an insane asylum

But that Galapagos tortoise thing would probably be just at home there

Anonymous said...

oh no! Not the head doctor! Now we'll never see them again. XD


The link in my name is not mine nor do I take any credit for it. It's just awesome!

Anonymous said...

i seriously think they belong in a asylum but then again so do i so i cant talk but still it wud suck if fang and iggy disipeared! i CRIED when iggs left 2 stay with his parents in the second book!
-karuna bkk thailand
im under anonymous cuz i dont have a google account and 2 tell da truth i seriously dont care about getting 1 either!

Anonymous said...

hey Max, you can't take Fang and Iggy to the head doctor. you know you love 'em. and they're so funny!

Anonymous said...

u wouldn't send Fang there. u loooove him! lol!

Anonymous said...

Hay u all know as wel a a i do that Max would kill u if she hread u say that she and fang r ment to be together. no seriously. anywho -i mean way- if fang does tell every1 hes feel'n's the world would come 2 an end(and vice versa)

thes is Big Guy
say's dont get yorself killed

Anonymous said...

u guys r so awsome! im mean the way u fight its incredible! i wish i was like u guys dat would be so cool!

Anonymous said...

I LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEE your books!!!!
Personally,i think that the way Fang is described,i think he sounds cute/hot! (dont mind me lol)
Second thought,i think you 2 should hook up cuz you 2 act lik u lik eachother!!!!! (u guys kissed in ur books a few times!!!

maxride93 said...

man i hate the head doctor. and the school.

Ams3495 said...

Yo,

Good one Max!!!


Flock you rock!!!

I am so like you Max Need help call me!!!

Anonymous said...

that be funny if they were in the padded rooms and the straight jackets...
they might become more paranoid than you lol
(joke!)
Do it! do it! and the person that said this is an idiot cuz the flock does exist

"ok this is kinda dumb (not to burst your alls bubbles)but why is every one talking to some made up person that doesn't even exist...don't get me wrong the books rock but wats up w the blog???? and people faking to be some mutant bird that doesn't exist????"

Thats what the person said.

Anonymous said...

Max, remember what happened when Iggy went to his parents? You would have the heart to send them away to the Insane Asylum! You could always just smack the upside the head and be done with it. :)

~EF

P.S. My sister... and others... alot of others say you remind them of me.

P.P.S. Don't worry. Fang'll come around ;)

Anonymous said...

Aww, you love Fang too much to send him to the nuthouse. Okay I confess, I just finished the first book about an hour ago so if this Insane Asylum is part of another book, stop ruining it for me! Can't wait until the end of this weekend, I'm going to school early on Monday to check the second book out of our library. To my BFF-thank you soo much for practically forcing me to read Maximum Ride. Max you are like a role model, wings or no wings!
~Kaylz

Anonymous said...

you all rock i cant wate to read the next book





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Anonymous said...

you all rule expecially come by anytime






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Anonymous said...

hey, big guy, we only say this stuff cuz its true. Max& Fang do love each other & r meant 2 b. Max might kill us 4 sayin it but its a fact: they really loooooove each other. Max& Fang already know each others feelings bout 1 another and win they found out the world DID NOT end. they love each other, they r meant to be, they know each others feelings& there is nothin u can do to stop us from sayin all this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha!!!!

Anonymous said...

a little harsh dontcha think? but u still cool to me max :) though you could drop kick them to hurt town. then you could blow off the steam that has been bubbling inside u.


-Peter

Anonymous said...

DUde ThAt ICE cold. luck-e they din't see/hear u say dat!!! ;)

Anonymous said...

Sounds weird....I mean head doctors are scary (to me that is) and I hope you guys don't need one any time soon

Max lover 95

Anonymous said...

Max--
Well, i know how it feels 2 hav a little brother for sure. im 13 amd i have a 10 year old brother. He is enough trouble, but at least he doesn't secretly make bombs or anything. :) i know your life is worse than mine in a lot of way s but i cant help but envy u! i mean come on! YOU HAVE WINGS!!! i (as corny as this sounds) once dreamed of flying after reading your book for awhile. it was (made-up word)
Fabulongoshoomarvalishywonderpipic-al!!!!!!!!!!
(That means Great times infinity)
Oh, also please, please stop pushing Fang away. u know that u & him r the perfect couple. face the facts, Max. U r lucky. I've liked a couple of guys but all of them r way too good 4 me. Come on Max! PLEASE! Sorry, just wanted 2 get that in. I wont bore u w/ my endless blabbing anymore. :)