Maximum Funny Monday
Hey everyone!
Okay! I'm writing with lots of exclamation points! I'm channeling Nudge! Because there's nothing like leaving Tall Dark and Dorky alone in his head with only a blog for a friend. Whateves, Jack Handy.
So, Funny Monday. Ready?
The only thing funnier than this Funny Monday Video, is this Funny Monday Video.
Hope you're having a good one.
Yours,
Max
207 messages to The Flock:
Haha! that's actually really funny!
Wow... not so funny as interesting... :)
Am I first? Probably not :)
But anyway,
So Max, howdy!
Hope you're not in too much trouble. :)
Love,
FlockFollower
Hey! Don't pick on Mr.Dorkey!!!!
My monday was not funny just...painful? Antway I went to a Jo Bro concert last night and it would have been Beast Mode if you guys flew around in the Cajun Dome!
from the state that road maitnence forgot,
Courtney
fly on!!!
wow that is a funny video. cant wait for the new book to come out! im soooooo excitied!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmm... those music videos are pretty wierd. But the middle-schooler version was really funny! Hahaha...
I just can't get over that Tall Dark and Dorky bit.
But that second video is seriously creepy. *twitches*
~Azza, Angel of Justice
Ha! I haven't seen that video in ages! Sure made me crack up. Best thing for a Monday, I think. :)
Those videos really made my day better, thanks a lot ^-^
LOL OMG THE SECOND ONE
AHAHAHAHA
You guys should get their hats :3
FANG WHAT'S YOUR STAR SIGN?
Haha that video cracked me up!
Hey, Max? Have you ever seen Fang blush?
Max, I absolutely love you. You are the coolest hybrid in the world!!!(no pun intended). 15 more days till your book comes out!!
Keep Flying,
Crimson
"You really hurt me. I wouldn't hurt you. Not like this."
- Ari's death in the Angel Experiment.
p.s. my friend and I made a video of me as ari and him as fang/you. i'll send u the link when we get it on youtube.
first one (i think)
yayy we love you max! you better get with fang (sorry, i just had to throw that in)
"when a problem comes around, YOU MUST WHIP IT!"
OMG! Jack Handy is so funny. one time he said:
If your ever in a war, insted of throwing a granade at some one throw one of those small pumpkins at them. then maby everyone with think about how stupid war is andwheil they are thinking throw a real granade at them.
lol. he is soooo funny.
Hey Max...that video is more along the lines of "wtf?" than a Monday waker-upper, but thanks for the effort!
P.S. TELL FANG YOU LOVE HIM ALREADY!!! IF you didn't in the fourth book I dont know what I'm going to do, but it wont be pretty!
Cool!!I'm one of the first people to post!!Max, you know you love Fang,no matter how dorky he gets!!But we still love him!! Those middle schoolers were funny!!I liked how they didn't just lip sing it, you know??And those are probably the wierdest hats I've ever seen!!I'm lovin' the frequent posts!!YAY!! (again)Can't wait for your new book!!14 DAYS LEFT!!!WOOHOO!!(can you tell i'm a little excited??hehe!)
<3333333 (a heart for each flock member!!including Totoal!!)
~BIG FAN~
Ha, HILARIOUS Max!
Nice Middle School kids :P
Only fourteen more sleeps until the next book!
I'm a little upset it's coming out on a Monday though, my mom's said I'm not allowed to get it until FRIDAY because she knows I'll stay up reading it all night and she doesn't want it to "distract" me from my studies :P
I hope you guys about the blog soon!
Luv ya, Max!
-disney
xP Ha ha, Max. Good try at channeling Nudge, it probably worked well, eh? Hey! You guys rock and you /are/ real! No matter what anyone says! 8D So, you guys ever going to really show yourselves? I mean, /really/? Just, ya know, wondering. Post again soon, peoples! Peace!
Forever Flying,
-=-=-=TT=-=-=-
OKay Max the real one is funny aND I love that sign cuz its so funny butu i couldnt STAND the other one i couldnt watch more than 5 seconds XP
~MRTM
of NH
Max! You're back! You guys need to check something out...
Wiki "Dark angel" and look at the results for the TV series. It is so much like you it's scary. Creeptacular. XD
Later,
~April
LOl, nice finds, Max. That's funny - that fits really well with my and my friend's name for Monday: RAndom Day, when anything random is perfectly called for. Keep up the spontaneousness, Max!
the 2nd video was wierd 'cause the kid couldnt sing, but maybe thats just me
Hey, don't dis devo, they have some of the best songs out there. And that video is just well... Devo.
Love techno, and love the future.
-Q.
Oh Wow, Max. Those were actually pretty funny.
Haha, that is so amazingly fantastic. And happy Monday, Max. ;)
lol....that was so random
lol!!! ok that was a little random.......was that flower pots on their heads?????? hmmmmmmmm..... ha stay safe!
love always,
sami and da gang
Um... wow.
This be some weird videos.
LOL.
Anyway, only... 12 more days till book!
WHOOT!
Go Max!
~Forever and Always
Kaila
HA! My parents always say they used to love Devo! My dad still listens to that stuff...:)You wouldn't want to hear my mom sing it though.....
ha wow weird vid, but the song is catchy...you have a strange taste in humor, max. :]
shadow1794
That video is funny! But trust me, nobody beats my dad when it comes to that song( Let's just say, it isn't pretty). Here's a link to a video on Youtube of a song you guys might like. The message in the song is pretty much a cry for help. The video is kinda erie though. It might remind you of the School, which I'm sure you all would want to forget. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkXPw_lorew. Hope you like it though.Love from,singer24P.S. Can't wait for the book to come out!! :-)
oh man, Max! glad u wrote!
ur so obviously in a good mood!
but those were interesting "whip it" videos
MFINGA out!
Wow!LOL!!Glad to see your posting again Max!!Can't wait for the new book.Tell everyone Hi for me.
♥kzbug
P.S.Go to deviantart.com and type in Maximum Ride you will get some cool pics of y'all and some people even write their own parts to the book!!
Wow!!!! that was cool! theyre good! i like Tall Dark and Dorky!!! HA!! I <3 Dorks! 15 MoRe DaYs!! will they xplain the dark 'n dorky thing in the book?!
Love you guys!
It's cool to see you have such good taste in music Max. You definately made my Monday funny. Keep Mr. Tall Dark and Dorky's ego from swelling too much!
Fly high!
-Emma
Hi Flock! So, when is your movie coming out? Please don't let the girl who did your commercial be you...she wore EARRINGS in the commercial, and talked in a creepy-serious voice that you would burst out laughing after using. And she made it seem like you have black wings.
Anyway, please avoid the lady with a mechanical body, and stay close to the Flock. Don't let Iggy or Gazzy kill themselves with expolosives either.
See ya!
Becky, from Texas.
P.S. I would like to be a Avian hybrid too. I could get powers, and be the Invisible woman or something...
Fly on!
Wooooooooooooooooooooow. That was.... random.
Woooow. That was.... random.
You guys have been bloging a lot lately. Whats going on? Is being on the run getting boring? Ha Ha. Sorry.
<3
Jayne
This is kinda random but have you guys ever thought about the Bird Flu?
man it doesnt matter if it is monday tues weds or wat ever u guys get to decide wat u do. ur so lucky. wish i could join he fun
hey guys, ok so I got my 1st book 2 x-mases ago andi havnt been able but them down in fact me and a few friends started a club called the flock followers!! and if you think youve been cold take a little trip here (yesterday it was -4*f!!!) have fun and kick butt!
<3 meggy
pres. of flock followers!
Mr. Tall Dark and Dorky will be very pleased with you. And Nudge will be proud of you, blabbering on and on like the world is going to end in two seconds and there's one chance you can get in the last word--
Yes Nudge you are definately my fave--no offense to anyone else in the Flock as you all OWN; I can just relate to Nudge a lot.
As for Mr. Tall Dark and Dorky, GOOD LUCK.
[i]Haha funny, can't wait for the book![i]
Hahahahahhahahaha. The middle school one was hilarious! :)
Happy Monday!
-Amanda
Those videos were pretty funny, Max! I really needed that after getting hit on the head with a basketball. Thanks!
Are you calling Fang Mr. Tall Dark and Dorky to his face? That wouldn't be very nice. But then again, he kind of asked for it! Oh well!
Send my regards to the rest of the Flock!
not a smeghead
P.S. Watch Red Dwarf if you don't know what smeghead means. It's the best show on the planet!
Hee.
Call fang 'tall, dark and extreamly dorky' just to get on his nerves will you??
MAX! i've missed you. hey can you tell Iggy to blog too, i wan't to hear from our number 1 piro! that first one was a disturbing sense of humor.(sorta, but then again you are teenagers so it fits!) but that would be my sense of humor, oddly. oh well! the second one was definatly funnier after seeing the first one. you know they really sell those hats on eBay. lol. i'd love to hear from you again soon or Iggy or even Nudge(even though she usually has a mouthful to say!) and ya, we love hearing from Fang, but it's not healthy for him to be all the time. and we started to worry about the rest of you, so.....i guess this exspells all doubts and fears. Good!
You guys are doing awesome with how often you blog. i've missed i and am so happy it's more constinte. okay, ttys!
peace out with love and fly high,
Katie ^_^ ,..,
Haha. The middle school one was funny.
Hey, it's not nice to pick on Mr. Tall Dark and Dorky. lol
My Monday was also really funny.
Tell everyone I say hi!!
~Lisa
Hey Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, Angel and Total!!! My small group of friends are always wishing we could be with you guys fighting with you. Anyway, hope all is well with everyone. I can't wait 'til the next book comes out!!! And I'm all for you posting so often; I love it!!! I hope you guys aren't in too mych trouble right now. Stay safe, fly on.
Caliber, Dreamer
uhh, i hate mondays.
The thing that i don't get is why would the little kids want to remake that? It's a little weird...
-Lauren
ummmm ha.....ha?
I told my friend about the Tall Dark and Dorky thing, but they didn't get it.
I'm like, "It's a MaximumRide thing, you wouldn't understand."
Oh yeah, and I had a really sad dream last night that Fang died, and I kept thinking it actually happened. So I wrote "FANG IS NOT DEAD" on everyone of my school papers.
My teachers will certainly be confused. ;DDD
If Fang died, there would be some bad things happening to James Patterson, let me tell you.
-.-
Hey, I have a hat just like that! Just kidding...or am I?
Anyways, WHEN are you going to tell Fang you love him, little missy? If it doesn't happen in the fourth book, I might just have to kill myself. No joke, so do it fast.
14 days!!! Whoop whoop!! *looks around to make sure no one saw her just do that*
Whatever...be safe and tell Mr. Dorky that I love him.
~lover of dark, mysterious bird-boys
I keep thinking that you're being sarcastic...
But perhaps you're actually okay around this time. I feel that you're being sarcastic about your music taste, too, but I like that song, so I don't really care.
Resident sorta-skeptical person with a minty-fresh taste, Candycane
Well, you certainly whipped that one! haha - it was bad, I know. But that was freakin' HILARIOUS! Espeially the little kids one!
Thanks for the laugh, Max. I needed it.
Stay strong,
~Jessica
Oh my. That was indeed special.
yeah that is really funny. we havent herd from u in a while! im glad that u decided to write on the blog
if you don't tell us what happened thats worse than Flyboys, we shall riot, track you, and make you tell! so unless you want a bunch of freaky high schoolers or college students or whatever chasing you through snow or where ever you are, you should TELL US!
thanks! Have a nice day! say hi to the rest of the flock for me!
(i love !!! too)
Me~
haha those were funny! the kids were better...im just glad that they didn't do EXACTLY what the Devo's did. O_o but beside that..i can't WAIT till the book comes out!!
stay safe, fly free
~Loachie
Love the videos!He-he!! I watched them with Gazzy and we were rolling on the floor laughing!!! Sorry I had to post at least one comment on our blog!! He-he!!
~NuDgE
P.S. Type in "Mean kitty song" on YouTube or "Charlie the unicorn" Hilarious!!!
Yay, Max! We finally heard from you! Hope you all are alright.
Yeah..."Channeling Nudge" explains it ALL.
My Monday was alright...except for a minor incident...*twiddles thumbs*
Say "HI" to the rest of the Flock and give them all Hugs! (Yes, Fang too...and giving him a kiss would probably make his day too.)
--♥♥Rachel
LOL!!!!!!!! SO funny! i love these videos!!!!
the bookworm
^_^ BYE!!
ps give my love to the flock!
Max...I am saying this because I care...Either you had lots of coffe or I need to find some nice men with a big needle.I hope it is the first one because it would hurt me even more.
LOVE YA!
~Max(a girl)
You guys actually having a good day for once? Me too!
- Nikki
well that just about made my day. Thanks!
-me(duh)
hey um y don't max and fang eve talk about your like kiss we like 2 no this things and hows Iggy and Ella, and the rest of the flock. And Iggy u rock being blind u are like way not clumsy and i am i hit or fall on like on everything um ya
by
Well...that was different...14 more days! If anyone out there is dying for the next book, like me, go ahead and read my fanfiction, Easter Eggs:
http://www.fanfiction.net/secure/live_preview.php?storyid=3944450&chapter=1
Devo, eh?
You know watching that video just fuels your burning desire for one of those jumpsuits and a matching cake-style hat.
...Or maybe you don't, and that's just me. Either way, man, I'm counting on that for my birthday.
Anyway, just wanted to say you guys crack me up. Really. A friend of mine leaped up in a celebration of her unrestrainable joy and shrieked, "MR4 COMES OUT THIS MONTH!"
And we danced a splendid dance of joy...or, at least, in my mind. Really she just turned around in her particularly happy mood and said, "You know what comes out this month?"
Which I took as my cue to ask, "What?"
To which she replied, "MR4!"
And I had a happy-attack of HAPPINESS. Which you inspired. Aren't tears forming in your eyes with that knowledge?
Ah, look who's back! The buddyoldpalofmine who's blog I happen to be borrowing.
I salute you and hand over my laptop to Mr. Sparks and bid you all a good blogging day!
-Hope
whoa. You guys must have the blogging bug- I've never seen you guys write so much in such a small space of time.
That was pretty hilarious, and the perfect thing to perk up anyone's spirit who has the Monday Blues.
Hey max u haven't posted in sooo long im sooo glad u did!!!!! U GUYS NEED 2 COME 2 SEATTLE PLZ and if u can EMAIL ME! GOD, IT WOULD MEANNNN THE WHOLE WORLD 2 ME SCRATCH THAT OUT THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FLY HARD, SOAR HIGH, LIVE FREE
LUV DAVIS(girl which u probaly know cuz of how many times ive posted hehe)
LOL!! The sad thing is that band, Devo, is from my hometown here in Ohio. No clue about the little kids though. It's about time somebody other than Fang blogged. Not that I don't like Fang, but I was getting worried that he might be all by himself somewhere.
PLEASE READ MY OTHER MESSAGE UHHH U WILL NEVER NOW IMA DEPRESSED!!!
:(
FLY HARD, SOAR HIGH, AND LIVE FREE
LUV DAVIS (girl)
....................okay, what's up? you're BOTH acting out of whack. its bad enough when one of you goes crazy, but when you BOTH lose it....we're in trouble. and us regular people are supposed to be trusting the fate of the WORLD to YOU PEOPLE???!!! i think we should get a vote recount. Iggy? could you tell me what's going on? Nudge? ANYONE ACTING NORMAL???!!!
OMG! that was amazing!lol how do you guys find the videos?!
That was funny To bad it wasn't you guys doing tHat, it would be so hilarious, i wounder who who get whipEd, The person would be max and fang would do the whippIng, My laughter would be uncontaniablE FOuRtunatly, i know it would Just be a video Unlike public option, Straight up i would make it, lol, That would be hilarious In like 3rd d 2,C ya lattEr.
p.s
fly on
p.p.s It's time to party!!!
p.p.p.S NOW let's have some fun
Oh God. :O
MIDDLE SCHOOLERS ARE COOLER THAN THAT!!! D:
My monday was cruddy. We have a standardized test tomorrow. *shoots self*
x_x
I don't think Monday is ever funny when you work with accountants. Still, thanks for the effort!
J.Jones
check out othersideofride.blogspot.com, Steven and the others need you guys!
wow max i cant belive u spend your time watching that crap... jk! it was funny!
-YoUr BiGgEsT fAn
*awkward silence*
*more awkward silence*
*proceeds to laugh hysterically*
................Wow................
All I can say is Wow.............And the words I said before and after it.....And don't forget all of the dots....But that's beyond the point...
-KaT
OMG Max thats hilarious. Are they wearing flower pots on their heads?? You can tell Fang that he's is definitely not dorky compared to that video.
Heh, that middle school version wasn't all that bad. XD But Max I'd advise you not to pick on Fang all the time. Lest he post something on here about it. Okay?
tht was really fun max u should whip fang lol.
dont get into much more trouble
-steph flock luver
Nice.X3
Yay,<3 fang.
ha!
i hate mondays, but that was great. give yourself a pat on the back- you just made my day!
i've got to get myself red hats like that!
those are some wierd videos. good to see you posting again Max! tell Iggy and Nudge to post too!!
ok this may sound weird to some of u but i was in colorado springs a little bit ago and saw about 6 kids and a dog. they looked about ur age and the first thing i thot of was "THE FLOCK"!!! they were building a snowman in the snow. ya i kno im a little obsessed, but hey the anticipation of the 4th book is driving me insane :)
cool
lol wow, those video's were pretty dang funny, oh and one more thing: You rock!
Keep on flying,
~India
P.S. Next time you break in a house at night, take a picture of Fang of the angel of death, sounds so wicked! And then have him take a pic of you with your wings out, please?Options:
Accept or Die
haha just kidding, keep postin.
Keep on flying (as well),
~India
Lol.
I don't have any idea where they got that idea but...
I haven't seen a TV in a while...
hahaha surely fang's blog isn't his ONLY friend, right max? after all, you're the one who keeps saving his butt...
mucho love-o
from
aeron
skyy
brandon
and
joooooo =]
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*scarred for life*
these videos were a bit disturbinging
but they did wake me up even though its just
11 PM
*comes out of dark corner shes been hiding in*
SHMILES ur books coming out soon.
guess what i'm actually leaving to vacation late soo i can stay in civilization long enough to buy your book. yep for vacation im going to middle of nowhere USA and I NEED MR4 or i will pass out!
*returns to corner whispering "the whips, the whips."*
What the Flock!
- still luvin that phrase:)
ghetto-fabuoulous hijabi
luv yalls
P.S u really need to read some of the FanFics about u sum are good but some are just hilariousl hippopatamausisticaliphobic
meaning AKWARd but it would be sooo cool if u guys like posted ur favorite /least favorite ones.
WHAT THE FLOCK!!
again
peace-ut!
homeskillets!
lol they should have done the girl stripping thingy in the second video =D
lol that was sooooooo funny ur right Max
the fang lover
Haha nice video max, it's cool thats your writing too for a change though i do enjoy fangs posts ;)anyway seems like yall are having a good day, thats awesome! ok well cherio, haha, i mean you know, bye.
Kayla
LOL!!!
Fang-I read somewhere that dorks will inherit the earth, or maybe that is the only way me and my friends can console ourselves. JK.
U guys r awesome!!!
~Skye~
Hey Max,
I havn't posted to you before so I thought I'd better, I wouldn't want Fang to get a big head because he got more mail than you. He seems to like rubbing things like that in especially the T,D and H thing, lol I'm sorry i encoraged that.
Anyway that's an cool link, good to see you've got time to enjoy yourselves :)
~Dreamer
You guys are awsome but, I'd watch thoes videos but the school network is stoping me!
p.s.- I wish I could take over the adults like in your books.
OMG the second one was just.....akward. I looove the first one though. WEll,, not really. I just thought it was kida funny. The band is WEIRD!!
-M.L.
Flying with golden feathers
ahahaha
i dont get it
but
X]
SMILEEE
:]
i love you max
your adorablee
:]
kissie kissiee
:P
Lol. Very.. Interesting... But in a happy way!
Rock on, fly hard, and fly high!
-Angel X
Ha! That was great.
You guys rock. I know you've heard this before, but I canNOT wait fo rthe 4th book!!!! It drives me INSANE, these last 12 days! Or is it 11?
-Stef
I've got my third snow day this year!
What I really need is some Funny TUESDAY videos.
Lol those were funny. Oh and to fang i feel your pain for the emo sterotype thing. It sucks...
Oh Max, You just made my Monday.. and my week.. and my LIFE.
That is sooo hilarious I do so love funny monday videos. I hope you continue with this wacky new tradition!
Whip it!
MM
who the heck is jack watever? Well anyways... um hello Fang and Max
lol they are funny yet.... weird, to say the least!
hope your having a good time.
Gemz x
WOW PEOPLE!!!
less than 2 weeks till max ride 4!
yay!
xxx
Those were funny, but I think you chenneling nudge was funnier. I didn't like the first one very much, it was pretty deregatory of woman. But otherwise it was kinda funny. Hope you guys are doing better. L8r and Good Luck.
this is pretty good too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgrrQwLdME8
Ha Ha Ha
Tall Dark and Dorky, good one!!!!!
Cant wait for your book to come out!!!!
Wish i had wings, I wouldnt have to do stupid GCSE exams. I HATE EXAMS.
see ya
mia
ps where are you guys now???????
Thought you guys would like to know........
Maximum Ride is going to be a Manga (japanese cartoon)
mia
... random. O_O
anyways. yeps. fang isnt emo.
lol. "mr tall dark & handsome"
aww max. do you find him handsome? [he'll bother you about this now. pretty sure. -hysterically laughing-]
Did anyone see this?
www.textrules.com/maximumride/
you can send ur friends voicemails from MAX about the enviroment. it's fun.
okk... 2nd vid kinda... well, deranged
want to see an even weirder band? check out Bowling For Soup!
they rock... my fav song by them is Val Kilmer...
so? whts with you calling Fang "Tall Dark and Dorky"???
OMGOSH Max, I am so happy to hear from you. How's the flock? I LOVE YOUR BOOOOOOOOOOKSSSSSS!
Wow Max! That is...um...slightly scary. I don't want to know how you found these... ;-) If you'd like to see something slightly strange, my friends have a video on youtube as well..."Ozone the movie", if you'd like to watch and have a laugh.
Stay out of trouble! :-) Good luck with everything!
~alex
I really love your books! there like movies only no movie should even be compared to the action thats in the maximum ride series.
i'l keep reading
from, some kid
hey that was so funny!
I made a blog and some pic. of you guys, check it out!
maximumridefanssite.blogspot.com
Stay cool and keep on flying!
Well, can't say I'm disagreeing with Max. Cheers for the brains of the flock! (Which would be Max, duh)
Your faithful ally,
RAT
PS- (HOW does that blog get so much attention?)
hey Flock, can you guys start posting pictures again??? those drawings were so cool!
I have a MUST ANSWER question. Which means you MUST answer it, not matter what.
-What's the most embarrassing moment you've ever had?- I'd really like Fang and Max, especially those two, to answer it.
Also, have you seen the videos on youtube about Itex? The fan-made ones? They're awesome.
Oh- and in the book- Iggy's name is James? I know two other people names that, so I can't talk about Iggy as 'James' around them. They get confused. Tch, and I though confused whaz a bus with twins. (More like evil clones, of course. Like Max I and Max II!)
Please Read,
will be an author one day,
Monique (Coincidence?)
I cannot wait until ur book comes out! Yippee!
WE LOVE YOU YOU ROCK NEVER CHANGE GO GET THEM NEVER GIVE UP HI WHAT IS THE DEAL BETWEEN YOU AND FANG IS THERE ANY ROMANCE IN THAT AREA IF THERE IS SPILL THE DETAIL WE YOUR FANS WOULD LOVE TO KNOW FILL US IN PLEASE WE LOVE YOU YOUR BIGGEST FAN CLUB EVER TO WALK THE EARTH!!!!!!!
MAX U R MY IDOL/ROMODEL!!!!!
check out "shoes" on youtube its great! Do you guys know what happened to your old websit
"www.maximumride.com" ? i cant get on to it
H
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P
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Max and Fang, I have word... that the expirments you let loose in New York aren't doing to badly themselves...!
I like the second one a lot better. It was funny! I wonder why they chose that song? It actually made me smile! YAY! So, I'm guessing something happened to put you in a good mood?
Where ever you guys are, I guess it's not the School because you have access to a computer. That's good!
M
MA
MAX
MAXI
MAXIM
MAXIMU
MAXIMUM
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RULE
RULES
RULES!
Tootles!
HAHA! I love how Fang is talking about how they're in danger and Max is posting vids with 6th graders with red cone hats singing 'Whip it'! HAHAHA!
Stay safe. Cant wait till MR4 comes out. Hope theres gunna...wait, scratch that. I KNOW theres gunna be a MR5. "OH, THAT ALAN"
TTYL
that was ahem... interested my sisters were laughing at the middle school part tho
DarkMangaSora
HA! that was funny! I'm bored. I want wings! Anyway, I cant wait for The Final Adventure!
-EmoRose
HI MAX! i just fineshed reading the 1st book for the second time! hi every1 else!
Just a question.
Is there going to be a fifth book?
and if so about when would it be expected?
That video was super funny:)
hello maximum,how are you today?
Just peachy. as you would say
man i just sounded like the voice a.k.a jeb and you!!!
sorry i missed the post i mean i was not allowed on line last night so i didn't see the post!!
guess what i made a drawing of you,fang,and iggy as animals
you were a wolf fang was also a wolf and iggy was a bat well cause he is blind
can't wait till 17th,
Hanna
I only thought that Fang's Blog was made up. I would never guess it would be a real blog! That is so cool.
I need to get me one of those hats...
Hey Max,
Those kids were a little weird. They looked like they weren't even in middle school. It would have been bad if they tryed to do what they did in the actuall video wouldn't it. Oh yeah, and how's Mr. Tall Dark and Dorkey doing? Did you win the commpition with Nude?
~Crazylele1
P.S. Only 13 more days till the new Maximum Ride book! Yay!!!
Max,
Channeling Nudge may not be the best thing for you. Before you know it, you will be the one talking about something random for the whole day.
Something like ice cream or squirrels.
[Laughs]
Anyways, so you're leaving Tall, Dark and Dorky alone in his head with only a blog for a friend, eh?
I would have done the same thing.
By the way, the videos were cute. perfect for the Monday.
- Leo
lyk dear da flock,
i went to d a school library lyk yester day and i just started reading da series... and guess what i finnished books one and two i lyk 1 hour...
ps i always whanted da nome fang and im lyk a girl.... but im a tom boy :3 :)oh yah and i triead to make an account but it dozent work...girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.i've always wanted wingz.
love
i am fang hear me roar
The middle schoolers are a little creppy... Can't wait till the fourth book!!
Bird Kids Rule!!!
TeRrYn
lol, that is quite funny. i must agree the second one is funnier
man, that was so stupid, and funny! ^_^
i hope that you guys are OK and surviving another day. i can't wait until your book comes out!
Bub
MAX!have u guys seen my video?probly not.anyways go to youtube type in bubbly faxness and watch.or just go to 1:25.that how i think u guys should be.lol.love ya!oh and nudge-try the book Twilight.and New Moon.and Eclipse. all three are good books u might enjoy...alot!love ya again.byez
wierd. thats all i have to say about the first one, for the second one, all i have to say is wierder. and did you ever say what is was you guys were developing? if you did, i kind of missed it, even though i read through everything that you guys have posted since then. would it happen to be new enemies?
for those of you who are planning on posting ♥s in the future, theres an alt code for it, its
alt 3
LOVE your books Max, I wish that you could put everything in the books, and not have to edit some stuff so that it fits. Heck, I wouldn't care if your book was ten million pages long so long as you didn't have to edit any good stuff out...
OK, maybe ten million is a little excessive, but i definitely wouldn't mind ten thousand pages.
Thats hiliarious!
Whip it!
I made a blog and some pictures of you guys check it out! maximumridefanssite.blogspot.com!
Why...just...why? Why would you do that? That wasn't funny that was disturbing. It scared me for a minute and it just had me wonder about you.
next time u want 2 see a funny video with decent music go to youtube.com and type in "Sonic X Girl you stink". lol =D and no i'm not tryin to get on any of y'all so don't be offended
hey Max,
Remember when you first found Gazzy's baby photo in that squatter's house? Remember what they said?
Dude! If you guys want a funny video, then go to youtube and type in "How to be Ninja"
Yeah. But we <3 Mr. Tall, Dark and Dorky! XP
Fly on,
~Chez
Hey Max! LOng Time No Hear. Anway ya gotta love Mr. Tall Dark and Dorky. Anyways cannot wait until the book! Yayayayayayayaya! I hope yall are doing OK! Tell Nugde I said hi. I TOTALLY LOVE 2 TALK!! Well, gotta go. love yall tons..
-dA cHiCk
That was entertaining. I could so see me and my firends doing that.
WHIP IT!
(sorry couldn't help that)
Now that was amusing. <3 You guys give me something to look forward for on Monday...besides school.
~Shale
Hey! hkgirl speaking.
That actually is very funnyand just so you know your new book actually has come out already on Ebay. A used copy.
your friend,
A friend
Hey, its HCW. Just gotta say that that video was pretty funny and also that your new book is out actually and i saw a used copy in E-bay.
Your friend,
HCW
p.s. It seems good
It made me laugh so hard I cant stop Rock On
Wow, that video was very...odd..>.<
Can't wait for your new book to come out..! xD
that was sorta funny.....can't wait till your book comes out.....but what stinks i have to wait till the library gets the book. love your posts. say "hi" to the flock for me.....
I can't wait for the new book to come out alos...that video was super funny...can't wait to read the next blog
haha, that song always makes me laugh...
Max, just admit it, you are in love with mr. tall and dorkey! You loooovvee him...
:)
Rock on
TeSsS
Haha, Asher's right, this is funny :)
Tell me if you know where I can find myself one of those hats. I'll get one for Hope.
Happy Wednesday!
HAHAHAHA that was HILARIOUS!!!
I used to think that was a cool whip commercial...
And ignore all of these *LIKE OMG! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GET WITH FANG!*
do whatever the heck you want! jeez people!
~one of the FEW people that like MR for the action~
Funniness!
By the way, I was wonderin'...what color are Iggy's wings? The books say what color everyone else's wings are, but I haven't found out what color Iggy's are even though I read the books 38 times. I am not kidding.
~Skye~
Hey Max
I'm really glad you guys decided to continue your story with a forth book. You would have left a lot of avid readers hanging. Nice video.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.LOL. It was funny in a weird way. BUT sitll funny. Middle-schoolers singing whip it. I want one of those hats
Now What Was It What Everyone Said?
'Keep On Truckin'
Oh Wait 'Keep On Flyin'
Now I Got It!
lol those guys are so funny!! How's the flock? You guys should come to New Jersey.
Fly on!!
Reddog92396
I stayed up til like midnight evryday reading your books!!!!!! They rock this world!!!! OMG can't wait till the fourth!!! I'm gonna stay up till 3 am reading it!!!!
Rock (and fly) on
Alex, or Reddog92396
(again)
P.S. Do you guys have an aim???
Max, honey did some one put something in your drink? I've never seen and/or heard you act so crazt. Don't get me worng it's fun but it just doesn't sound like you. Anywho love the flock good luck guys.
so...colse...March...17...can't...wait...
Hi hows Mr. Tall, Dark, and Dorky?
Nudge and Iggy should post more often.
I'm just saying...
I (heart) Maximum Ride!
Hi!
Does Itex stand for anything?
Googling it you get international tundra experiment. Is that it?
-Curious and intending to look up tundra in dictionary incredibly soon.
... Yeah.
That was a bit grasping at straws, that one.
But finny vids.
I <3 Devo!
Yay Nudge!!!!!!
Hi AngelMaxFangGazzyNudgeIggyandTotal!!!!!!
Maximum Ride WOOT!
I'm hyper at 4:50 in the morning!^^
I'm like, Nudge, Iggy, and Fang altogether (minus wings, but I can dream)
Nudge:I talk A LOT
Iggy:I'm a pyro (but WITHOUT commiting arson *cough* Iggy *cough*)
Fang:I'm sort of anti-social, I have a few very close friends and a girlfriend ;).
Brandon
P.S. I eat a lot too, but I'm still skinny 3,500 calories a day XD
sorry for the double post but...
Max please ask angel to post on your blog too, I'm begging you, I <3 angel!!!!!!
Max, I don't even want to know what goes through your head. Probably the same as mine, because that was hilarious! Have you seen potter puppet pals yet? Go to youtube and type in potter puppet pals. I love hearing from you Max, it makes me happy!
You guys rock. Fly on.
SunshinerosesandDEATH!
Hey Max, I don't know if this helps, but I've found the main Itex website, and I'm trying really hard to give them a hard time with it, like sending viruses and untraceable messages. It's www.itex.com, I mean it's not like their trying to be conspicuous or something are they?
how did u find itex.com? if u dont want 2 say, then dont. im just curious.
Woooowww. Didn't except that. lol
i just checked out itex.com, and it doesnt look like it would have anything to do w/ genetic mutations. but then again, they never do.
kitcatfangfan
How much sugar did you eat?!?!?!?!?!
i watched those vids yesterday!!
Is The Final Warning the last book? I hope not! Go Max! Go Fang
DUDES!! I love that song! It's one of the best to dance around to at your birthday party. So is the Numa Numa song and Discovery Channel by Bloodhoundgang, You should check those out. Hey, quick question; have you seen any dorks walking around wearing weird shiny silver and cloth things on their foreheads? Have you ever heard of blondewolf2 on Youtube? He's hilarious! You should check it out.
SASUKE AND NARUTO EVER!
Those videos reminded me of something me brother and his friends would do. Actually, I think they already did something like that. My brother is NOT normal. He's obsessed with cars, and has a Camaro* shrine. How weird can someone get?!
^-^ Then again, I'm not normal either.
-LR
Iggy's gotta post something again.
*For those of you who don't know, Camaro is a kind of car.
cool vids but i have 2 say-i like da 2nd funny-monday video
at least ur mondays r funny-mine suck
but dats ok! i like fridays better
cant wait till da 17th!
block-bover
Awesome max u blog. u r so cool i mean u probably hear that like a thousand and 1 times but its true. Hey 2 every1 again. hey fang if ur readin this right now u show totally just look up real slowly and catch max's eye and smile real cute. i bet u her heart will flutter a little and her brain will ask "y is he doin that?" u 2 r so cute 2gether and its sooooo cool that we can hear ur voice at the least max. i bet all of us r wonderin how it sounds.
Love u all like family(even though i don't know u like it)
hmmmm strange i have decided i like it i like there hats they make me happy dont ask y i dont use punctuation i just dont i cant wait 4 ur next book 2 come out
fly on!!!!!!!! =)
hehehehe....max?just so you can get mad at Iggy and Fang i'll just leave in something the said wile they were...."away"
[Fang]"Um,there's a girl meeting her friend.Her friend is giving her an ice cream cone.Oh-its dripping.Huh.It,uh, dripped on her ...chest.
oh dude i love that video! did you know that i have that song on my ddr? well i do and just love it. now every time i hear that song ill think of you with the title: Maximum Funny Monday!
wat
if i thought the first one was demented then the second one just about blew me away. *shivers remembering* it was as said before interesting more than funny.....actually mostly demented 0_0 those poor kids. lol
Hahahaha
wow...I like the song....But those red hats.....I'd like to see you wear one...you have one sense of humour!
hey Lrkwolf to the Flock...
IF YOU EVER SPLIT UP AGIN I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU GET BACK TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey LrkWolf1 here and i just wanted to tell you that you are not alone with this weird stuff that is happenin to u actully i find that i keep seeing this one guy and he always dissapears when i look agin... wierd. Any way i want to say I you are ever near Jacksonville Florida
come see me I will be here. ~sigh~ though i want to be up in the air. But anyways like i said wierd stuuf happens around me so maybe you can cheack it out for me
Thanks,
LrkWolf1
you guys use sooooooooooooooo many links
it's kind of annoying, actually...
MAX i made a web page visit it at freewebs.com/savemaxandflock
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