Tuesday, April 29, 2008

A Question a Week

Yo,

This Jess question posting thing opened up a floodgate. The Jess questions got answered is because they were really funny. And because she was one of the first people to do something like that. Unfortunately, it's impossible for us to answer all of the questions all the time. We'd like to do it for each and every one of you, really. But no cookies.

And think about it. It would get boring for everyone after a while if we spent our entire blog time answering stuff.

I did see some questions in there for Total once though. That furry little egomaniac, he was pretty excited. So barring the fair chance that I will some day give in to Total and type up his tome answers to his three adoring fans, there won't be any long list of questions being answered again any time soon.

The "But":

Questions are still kinda fun. Therefore, we will try to answer a question every week or two, saving-the-world permitting. (Posting your question 29468256490580149385 times will not help your case.)

Fly on,

Fang

121 messages to The Flock:

Anonymous said...

Okay.
Answere mine, please.
Do you have a six pack?

That's for Iggy, Fang, and Gasman.

-Janice

M.R.F said...

Fang-

Did you really mean what you said during Ari's funeral? Or were you just making a little speech so that Max didn't have to?

M.R.F said...

Fang, Iggy, Gasman

How did you cope with only having half of the flock, and not know if the others were okay? And then getting the messege from Max?

Anonymous said...

Okay please answer this one (eventhough there are probably better questions^^)

Who will be playing you in the movie (if its with real ppl)???


Love u! U rock!

Linda

(¯`v´¯)
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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•.♥

Anonymous said...

That's a good idea. And if you ever get a chance to, you should deffinitely go horseback riding.

Anonymous said...

Fang and Max -

You Really Need To Get Together. Why Don't You? It's Obvious Fang Likes Max, And Max Likes Fang.

Well, I Think So. It's Hard To Say After The Fourth Book.

- Amy

Senzafine said...

Ever seen Puerto Rico? U should drop in sometime. Really, it's nice and safe and never cold.

Cruz said...

I Guess *sigh* that's a good compromise

I doubt the blog would be boring if you only answered questions, there's a lot we want to know. The Jess questions were pretty hilarious/disturbing.

I've got your question for this week:

What do you think of Max's last post about babies she might maybe have in the future *cough*withyou*cough* ?

Please Answer and Stay Safe

<3 Cruz

Sabrina said...

hi fang so i was doing some web surfing and i found something about this summer obsession band how they were making a sound track... so if they are whens it coming out? sounds cool i jut listen to their song "bored" and it was pretty catchy is it coming out with the movie?

Goldeneon said...

I'd ask, if I could think of something to ask. Hmm. Let's see...

Where are you???

You don't have to answer that, but I was just wondering. But if you answer, please don't answer with a COUNTRY.

This is kind of funny. Now that you posted that, everyone's going to be asking something. So you know what? Just forget my question.

Anonymous said...

Ok, that has just made your flood gate bigger in my opinion and i'm sure total has more than 3 fan's. I'm a fan total, talking dog's rule.

and seeing as so far almost everyone has asked a question. I'm not going.

good luck.

Anonymous said...

Total, I am an adoring fan of your cute--er--manlyishness. I have a question for you. Total, can your wings retract like the Flock's? Where you once a kid that got turned into a dog or something? What food do you like? Why don't you like dog food? Is your fur soft? Are you a pure-breed or a mutt? What color is your nose? Are you color blind? What do you think about animal cruelty? When you get to watch TV do you watch Animal Cops or E-Vets or cartoons? Can you play poker? Do you have a big part in the upcoming Max Ride Movie? Can you and Angel tella-comunicate? Do you like popcorn? Can you type? Do you feel education is important? When someone gives you peanutt butter do you continue to lick the top of your mouth? Can you play the flute?

Whoops...sorry, that was more then one question. Dx But I also wanted you to know that I've made a shirt with a picture of a small black dog with wings on it. I'll have to show you a picture. It's cute. <3

~Luff you guys, stay safe!
Shale.

Anonymous said...

You don't know what you've done, Fang. You will be SWAMPED now. No kidding. But I'm going to ask anyway.

Do you think it is physically possible for the whitecoats to graft wings (& alter the DNA - air sacs, bone alterations etc) of a 'normal' human?

Just out of interest. OK, and one more - everyone wants to know, Fang.

What would you say if you realised everything Max said whilst under the influence of Valium was true? And so you can't dodge the question, I mean the "I looove you soooo much!" comment.

Love you all!
C&GM

~MoonStar

And I'd just love love love it if you put my name on your blog. Just the name =] MoonStar / MoonStarWithWings / Milli.

Love the flock.

Anonymous said...

hey fang
so heres my question:

are max and you toghether?

right now, i mean. cause the book are probably couple of moths (or years, whatever) old so things could have changed...

fly on

(say hi to the flock)<3

Avian Aoife said...

Did you think that any of my questions were funny ? After all, you must have read my list as I sent it in OVER 70 TIMES !!! Could you please answer even one ?!

I'd love to find out whether the movie will be animated or real-life and who will play you guys most. If you answer, that could be my birthday and Christmas present from you for the rest of our lives.

Seriously, I think this blog entry will just cause you to get a heap more questions which probably won't be answered which will give you many disappointed fans.

Ice-cream !

I think I might go and get some ice-cream now actually.

Sorry...er...random moment.

Fly free forever !

Avian Aoife xox

P.S. Could you answer someone's questions soon, like you did with Jess ?

P.P.S. Could that someone be me ?

P.P.P.S. Did you post that blog entry 'cause I sent in my list of about 60 questions over 70 times ?

Anonymous said...

I have a better idea! Not that yours wasn't totally fabulous and all. :P Ok, here ya go:
Give 1 person a chance to meet you! You can pick a random comment, post it, give them an address to email you at, and set it up. BOOYA!
<3 always,
Kiki1592-stay safe and fly high!

Anonymous said...

Here is something I've been wondering since I read your guys' first book: What days did you choose for your birthdays? Max mentions that alot in the first two books.

Keep flyin guys!

DS

Anonymous said...

compromise is the best way to go!

AND - you can't keep avoiding this forever - Do you like Max? (not just as a friend or family) Seriously, it's a yes or no answer. It would be muchly appreciated.

Anonymous said...

Kool and Total really is awsome as is nudge(and the rest of you guys) Fly on-emma

Anonymous said...

Fang,
Just one question, and one question only.
Are you and Max together??

I think everyone is curious.

=]

NetCookie said...

Hola!!!!!
Okay, first of all, Fang you know your gonna get a lot of questions. And second, im gonna be 1 of the people who ask you question (sorry, just curoius) okay here it goes, how come you never said that stuff back to Max. By stuff i mean that she loves you, in the 3rd book when her mom was trying to get the chip out of her arm?

Peace,
NetCookie :)

Kaila. said...

:D
How long did it take you to type those many numbers, since they're not in a 123456789 etc.
Wow.
One dedicated blogger you are, Fang, I must say.
Gahhh. Whoever the first person is, I laugh. If you have a six pack??? Wow. Bit too obsessed. I mean, you don't have to answer that, since I already know the answer.
*rubs hands together evilly*
oh, how I love Google Earth and its high-pixel camera...
:D
just kidding.
Anyway, I'd rather not have Total answer a bunch of questions. It would boost his ego WAYYYYY too much. :)
Ah, it's ok, we love you Total. But I like Akila more. She's so friggin adorable!!!!!!! I love malamutes!!!



-Peace to the outs
Kaila Nicole

Anonymous said...

What are your favorite TV shows?
We know Nudge's now...(Gossip Girl) but what about everyone else? Even Total can answer this one!

Please answer!! I want my name on your blog soooo much!

Star22 (or Jocelyn!! :])

-Okay I got one more

What do you think about being in Manga?? That is pretty kewl if you ask me!

Anonymous said...

Three fans? Make that four. You won't have to worry about me posting questions a lot becuase...to tell the truth...I really don't care! :) I do post a few, every now and then, but not EVERY post.

Unknown said...

OK i only have 1 question : WHEN IN THE WORLD ARE YOU GOING 2 GET FREAKING TOGETHER WITH MAX?!?!?! come on Fang. We ALL want 2 know.

Anonymous said...

Hey,

That's great! We love to learn random stuff about you guys. I'll put down something random for you just in case you didn't know. Toothpase was made from brick during revolutionary times.

Why Can't I Fly,

Crazylele1

Anonymous said...

k then.
fang where are you from? [yesh i know you dont exactly know where... etc etc]. i mean... ethnically. b/c for some odd reason i've always seen you as italian.

&& tell iggy i love him?

Levi said...

Here's my question, it's for Max.

Where is the best place to get chocolate chip cookies?

You cannot say your mom's house, even if that is true. I want a public location as to where I can get one for myself. Seeing as how I'm getting this HUGE chocolate chip cookie craving (otherwise known as a CCCC in my world. It's also been known to be called Triple C Craving or just, simply, cookie craving). Lol, later.

Anonymous said...

I told you this would happen - forget floodgates, we have entered the area of volcanic eruption. Not, of course, that I intend to make it any easier on you. Here we go:

Do you read the comments before approving them? I mean really read, not just skim, but read, and apply brain cells to them, laugh if they're funny or stupid (or both?)

What kind of place are you living in (do you still hide out in sewer tunnels, or have you stopped moving for a bit)?

And the obligitory stupid question:

Will you go penguin sledding with me?

Maybe you guys should have an FAQ, or some rules about what you can't ask (Fang and Max questions, give me a break), and that all people who type like this:

OMG FANG UR HAWT DU U LYKE MAX SHE S SOOOOO KEWL THX BY

will have their questions automatically deleted (and be burned at the stake).

Anonymous said...

ok, a question a week? That's overe quota. You should do like 0.5 questions a week, just to tick people off. Well, i myself have a question. Are you guys going to play your selfs in the movie ot will there be cheap actors? Well i also have a song that is like your guys theme song! It's "Me Against The World"- Simple Plan. Listen to it some time, bye-bye

Anonymous said...

Dear Fang,

I know that scavengers can't pick and choose their meals, but could you make an effort to go vegetarian? Nudge needs companions.

My other questions are, 1) Do you think I'm awesome? 2. How do you take care of your wings? DO you need to wash them O.o? 3: Will you write a fith book? 'Cause that would be very very awesome, even more awesome than moi.

And oh yes, You, Iggy, Gazzy, and Ari are mah favorite characters. I think you should all be donated to a museum someday, so I can stare at you. (and at Ari's less than alive self too.)

Just my strange ramblings,

The McGill

Anonymous said...

Fang -

Answer Honestly. Do You Want To Kiss Max Again?

Alyss

P.s. If So - TELL HER!!!!

Anonymous said...

Fang
In the books i've read you sound really awsome. I like how Iggy can make bombs and everything. Max is awsome cause she does her best and thinks of the flock before herself and thats how i am when it comes to me and my family.

Meagan

Anonymous said...

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK I'm done. Here's my question.

If some random person came up to U in the middle of the street and said "Fang I am your Father" how would U react???

I am channaling U today so please answer this question Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If this is a sensitive question U don't have to answer it but if it isn't please answer it.
A message for the Flock:

Max: Your a great leader with a great personality, but U are stubborn. Just admit U like Fang already!!

Fang: I think we would be great friends. You are a good friend to Max, but U are also stubborn. Just admit U like Max too.

Iggy: U are my hero. U are blind, but U never let that discourage U. Keep Up the good work.

Nudge: I love U!!! I like saying weird things too! Creeptacular!!! U are so tote blue sparkly cool!!!

Gazzy: I love U. U are sooo sweet!!! I would love to have a brother like u.

Angel: U are the sweetest thing, but no playing mind puppet with the leader of the free world.

Total: I didn't forget U!! I could never forget my favorite talking dog. Take it easy on Fang sometimes and know we all love U!!!

"...I can't compete with a total eclipse."
MidnightSun(theMoon)

Anonymous said...

Fang, no offense or anything, but that was even more cluless than i usually am! (but, despite your little brain fart moment, Max... uh... i mean your fans still love you)
And we all love total, too. even though people wont scream and yell for total, your life and the books would be very different without him (in a bad way). total is cool! he knows more about culture than the whole flock, even though it occasionally makes him... annoying. if i was doing a world cultures project i would want him 2 help me.
By the way, total (and the rest of the flock), feel free to visit me sometime and give my dog some lessons in manners. (she is a miniature pinscher. pinscher means biter in german) I live in Melbourne, Florida. so if u want 2 visit Disney world again, or check out the remains of Itex, or just need 2 rest on your way through, I'm your man... i mean kid.

-clueless genius

*KaTiE cLoVeR* said...

wow. a question week. that is very fascinating... whatever! IT SO ROCKS!@!!!
okay-- fang we all want to know. Are you and max ever going to get together, like as a couple?

pls answer

westside--
K-T

Anonymous said...

okie-dokie thats fine wit me!

give my love to the flock! ^_^



the bookworm



^_^BYE!!!


ttyl

~M said...

Questions are at their discretion, guys. Best not to tick them off. ;) But seriously, Fang, you and Max are more off-and-on than my ex-boyfriend and I. I don't care whether you're together or not, but I don't know as much about it as I should (not having read book 4). I don't expect you to answer or pour out your feelings in a mushy blog post, just something for you to think about, 'kay?
Good luck and stay safe,
~M

Anonymous said...

first of all, uummm...kiki1592? yeah, what you suggested would be, like, fang being a stalker. no offense.

ANYWAY...

i like the idea of doing a question a week. and i have to agree with Serallena. you guys might want ot put down some ground rules for ppl who ask the same question over, and over, and over, and over, and OVER AGAIN!

jeez, ppl. if he wanted to answer that question he would!!! but he doesn't because you guys keep bugging him.

sry. i rant sometimes ;)

say hi to the flock for me!

stay safe, fly high.

-katie

Anonymous said...

well, that's just a great way to get even more questions.

Anonymous said...

OK Fang. HMMMM. I know, are you a Harry Potter fan? I've read Goblet of Fire 30 times, i'm on 31 now. (i know, i'm crazy)
~m

Anonymous said...

a ha ha ha ha. the person tells you all that they won't be able to answer many of your questions, and that the jess thing was a one - timer. so you all carry on as before. i love it. *snickers* if you want your questions answered, why not try something that's no completely irrelevant or unimportant? lol. and yes, the blog would be boring if it ws just spent answering people's questions lol. Total rocks!

Berry,
Auckland, New Zealand.

Anonymous said...

for max and fang


my question is if you see the vidioes on you tube of faxxnes and all the picters and get mad and shout and blame nudge for starting it with the picture.

p.s.the picture is everywhere
p.s.s.today in class we had to nominate any one you know to be presidant of the world and i piked the flock because you rule and allmost every kid in my class reads your books and we are in fith grade!!!
p.s.s.s.there are pictures of you kissing everywere and it's getting populer.


-shadow

Anonymous said...

twenty nine gilion, four hundred and sixty eight zillion, two hundrea and fifty six trillion, for hundred and ninty billion, five hundred and eighty million, one hundred and fourty nine thousand, three hundreed and eighty five times?

W O W

i wonder if you could post that many times

4 my question,
max's last name is ride....
what's urs and the rest of the flocks?

ur #1 fan
Alice

ps- 29468256490580149385 was ur # right?

Bite Me! said...

haha okay, i wasn't going to ask u a question, but then i read the first one i liked, so maybe to help it by getting more publisity, i'll ask too!

Do you (Fang, Iggy, or Gazzy) have a six pack?

i like it so plz answer it. and we always ask u questions, but i think u might have just asked for about every comment to contain a question. also my own personal question:

In reguards to Ari - iunderstand that you didn't like him because he was always trying to kill you, but when Max was willing to trust him, why weren't you?

Okay thhat was seriously long, sorry. ummm also you might have possibly said this somehow in the books, but i don't really remember it, soo yes it would be appreciated. also now i see where Max got the idea to blog about your amnga, from the girl who blogged at like 4:28 or something about u guys being a mange :P i won't tell.

so may i also say, there's one girl who asked a ton ofquestions for Total. i would love to hear his response, plz! thank you.

and i for some reason feel this compulsion to say sorry for every person who has asked you or Max about ur current 'relationship' at the moment. your feelings, areyour feelings. and you don't have to post them all over the internet. you guys do what ever you want, if they don't get something, then they should just wait for the next books to come out. now i know with what i just said this is controdictory, BUT i hope u both know thhat u should get together at some point. again i say u do NOT have to answer us in any way, shape, or form. ALSo ppL! u HAVE read the book! make some inferennces, about their feelings, my lord. but again i say u do not have discuss with us ur feelings, besides -indicates for u to come closer to the screen- -whispers- you might just push her away. ANYWAY! a little advice :D so i'll talk to you again when, i comment onn the other posts!

peace and love, fly on.
~Katie ,.., xXwingsXx

Anonymous said...

Did somebody really ask a question that many times? Oh, and is your laptop, like, a Mac or Itex brand or what?
Keep posting, man.

Crystal said...

Three?? Three?? Adoring fans?? Fans of Total?? I think you have to add another fan then..because Total is the AWESOMEST DOG EVER!! I would LOVE to have a dog like Total, i dont have any sibilings so i could talk to him all day haha!

Anonymous said...

Fang-

Man to man here, can u give us a possible cast list of your guy's movie. If u do I will FO SHO buy 5 T-Shirts for total.

Anonymous said...

Sup Fang

I was wondering between Max and the red head at the school in virginia who was the better kisser? on a scale from 1-10 how good do u think u are.

Your loyal blogger
J Ricky

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad you're finally answering questions! I was wondering if any of you have ever read a Figgy story? I really don't like them, personally, but if you like them, I guess that's fine *eye twitches*. Thanks!

~Garnet

Anonymous said...

Hey Max (or Fang)

Just a little hint. If you're ever fealing down plug in an iPod and listen to the song stand by Rascal Flatts. It is sooooooo inspirational and helped me get through some major tough times. i.e. getting beaten at school, home, public. My parents getting in some major fights and so on with normal kid stuff. now u guys have it much worse. :(

Anonymous said...

I have to ask: when you fly, what do you do with your legs? Do they hang underneath you like a super ugly stork or do you hold them in a tuck position?

Anonymous said...

Fang, I am a really big fan of you and the flock. I really think that the one question answere is pretty cool and fair. it would be boring answereing questions all the time.

Here is my question, Can Total fly yet? Is akilia with you or the scientists?

Alaska said...

right... i didn't get the jess thing at all.. which proves to me that i'm probably dumber than you... well DUH! lol. i can be so dense at times that it gets hilarious...

Amanda Bridget

Anonymous said...

MAX.

HAS FANG EVER GIGGLED? WAS IT A MANLY GIGGLE OR A FEMININE GIGGLE?

THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A SERIOUS QUESTION.
LOVE, ANONYMOUS.

Anonymous said...

Okay... I have a question...

What does the flock think of this?

Ask Erasers?! C'mon! Really?

I cracked up and was angry too. I know they probably don't know about the Erasers, but still...

~Tai

Anonymous said...

Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel.

How come your "ranks" in the flock are just according to your ages? And what is Total's "rank"? (BTW tell him I say hi!) I just wanted to now, so please answer my question if possible.

Love
~*~Cinderellaellabella/ Mustardseed~*~

PS, I LOVE your books, and I'm getting all my friends to read them too! Our library doesn't have enough Maximum Ride books, so we they all have to take turns ; )
(Except for me! I bought the first two books *yay*)

Athena said...

lol, m'kay. But I still think that Max on the third book looks like a "Alisha." ;]

Anonymous said...

Gosh Fang, you're so diplomatic. Have you ever thought about going into the law once you've finished saving the world?

~Lothere

Anonymous said...

i wonder if u guys would want to answer this one.

Have you guys heard of Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Anonymous said...

hey Fang your 1 of the luckiest people ever, not just cause the wings, but you have Max. anyways your so awsome! you and Max are my favorite, then Angel, Gazzy, Iggy, & Nudge. Total is Okay.(please dont tell him i said that) i wish i could've had avian DNA grafted to me. i love to fly, but i have no wings. if you want to reply or something here my email adalyjr@sbcglobal.net

Anonymous said...

why are u people asking if "they have six packs"? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH U!?!?! dont u think u should b asking if they have found out anything? or if they are okay? or if they need help?!
the main point of them blogging is for u to find out wat is really happening outthere!! mainly for your benefit!!

so use your intellignece and ask questions that really matter

hope u guys are alrite
laterz

Anonymous said...

I just want to say that i hope these books continue on and on even though i want desperately to know how it ends. I hope these books are just as popular when my kids are around and i hope mr.patterson keep on writing.
Thanx, Haley

Anonymous said...

Keep on flying and keep more books coming they make reading enjoyable.

Anonymous said...

I don't have a question...my friend Radar and I just wanted to say HI and you guys are awesome and we love you! (all of you!!)

Echo

3p0d said...

All right, then. I know this is the silliest question in the world but still...Do you think you can convince Jeb or another wacko scientist to graft avian DNA in me WITHOUT making me look like Ari? No offense to Ari.

3p0d said...

Hopefully this'll work...Fang, why can't you just admit you like Max already? Well, I sort of know you do, but still! And if you do like Max then you have absolutely no reason to be kissing/flirting with girls! That is completely un-necessary! So, then, why? Why can't you and Max except the fact that you're a cute couple? You can't deny it! Max & You are a better couple than Edward and Bella! And I'm risking my own life by insulting thousands of Twilight fans, SO PLEASE ANSWER THIS!!!! Oh, another thing, could you ask one of those wacko scientists to graft avian DNA into me? Without having me end up as Ari? No offense, Ari. Please and Thank you.

~EPod

Montebest said...

for the entire flock
are your lungs honeycombed, like birds? or do they have alveoli like non flight blessed humans, and the air sacs are just seperate area of lungs for air and you have just adapted to less O2

moonbeamsunshine said...

Hey.

Oooooh sounds funnn!

Hehehe. Great. Now i have to rack my brain to think of a really fabulous one.

Ummm....I got one!

I've always wondered this. Why did u start calling them "Erasers" in the first place? I don't remember any of the books ever explaining it.

So there u have it. Not brilliant, but I would really like to know.

Yepppp.

~J

p.s. YAY 4 COMBAT BOOTS!

Anonymous said...

Hey ok this is KINDA long but It's fun!!! It has my answers so just delete them.

IF U WERE GIVEN A CHOICE, WOULD YOU CHOOSE EMO OR INSANE???

emo.

WHAT'S UR FAV SAYING???

that's hot (inside joke).=]

WHO'S YOUR DORK?

amber's ma dork

WHO DO YOU LOVE BEST?

I love my mommyo best!

WHAT'S THE LAST THING U DID?

Eat dinner!!!=] yummmmmy!

WHO'S UR CRUSH???

would I REALLY tell you?

WATS UR FAV BOOK?

The Maximum Ride series

DO U HAVE A BF/GF?

mabye...depends on hoos askin!

HOO R U SENDING THIS TO?

I'm posting it on Fang's blog.

Plz plz plz answer it!!!!

Anonymous said...

we get it dude. keep saving the world your fan, zoog123 fly on.
Gasman is such a cool name! do you know where he got it from?

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaha hey I posted questions for Total! cool...Im not really a fan but I didnt want him insulted so, well. Anyway, thats a great idea! By the way, if you get a million questions from me, you dont have to answer them all I just get bored and ask random things. Ill put a notice if I actually want my questions answered though to avoid confusion.
Crystal, Iggy's #1 fan :D
PS: I shall not ask you millions of questions, this I swear. That's what iggy's gonna get and I've said this so many freakin times he better post soon.

Anonymous said...

Jeez. You people should be asking less selfish stuff, like if they need a place to stay for a bit, or some food. I highly doubt they do have six-packs, anyway. It would sort of destroy the books coolness.

Anonymous said...

hmm...
*To the whole Flock*

1. when are your *birthdays?
and...
2. if you could pick one super power, what would it be?

3. Whats your favorite place that you have been to?

Hope you answer some questions soon!

From,

doodles11

Anonymous said...

Okay,

I want to ask a question, but you guys are already swamped with some, so I'll just comment on how intensely awesome your blog is.

so yeah, keep it up, cause I love hearing from you guys!

-Izzy (yes IZZY, not IGGY, but I love you IGGY!!)


P.S- my question wasnt important, just something about if you were prepared when banana/human hybrids entered your brain and ruled the world (my friend wanted to know lol)

Anonymous said...

total has fans? who knew?

Anonymous said...

FANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's me again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plzzzzz....i promise, dude. if u gimme an answer to my one question, i promise i wont ever bother u again!!!!!!!

R U BUFFF??????
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<3
alyx

Anonymous said...

ya ur totally rite
so many people have been posting loads o questions
i would b soooo boring if all u did was answer questions all the time
and im almost positive it would b boring 4 u 2

it would b kool 2 c total post sometime
im sure loads of us would luv 2 hear wat he has to say . . .
lol

tome
new vocab word
need 2 use sometime . . .

theres always a "but"

wow thats a big number
who would sit there 4 hours on end posting the same q again and again??????

did the egg/baby question count as the first question?

-soccergirl-avian alexis

Anonymous said...

answer this-
Fang: Can u put this one site up? Like post it??? www.larraystonetheangel.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Gotta love the dog, but I was wondering, if you didn't have the whole 'run-away from everybody since we have wings and want to be controlled by the government thing' what kind of job would you and the others have liked to do? I mean, I can guess that you might want to be an Ornithologist (person who studies birds) cause you were so into the hawks, but what about everyone else.

I think it would be super cool if you could answer the question :-) even if you decided to in, like, 10 years.... scratch that, please dont wait that long.

Anonymous said...

OMG!!!!!! I LUV U FANG U ROCK! MAX U R SOOOOO LUCKY, DONT LET FANG GO! U KNOW SO MANY GIRLS R 4 SURE IN LUV WITH HIM!(IM ON OF THEM!) AND FANG MAX IS AWSOM SHES MY FAVE CHARACTER BESIDES U! I HAVE COMMENTS FOR THE WHOLE FLOCK AND QUESTIONS!

MAX: OMG! I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LUV TO B U! U R THE COOLEST PERSON I DONT KNOW! ?:DO U LIKE SAM BETTER THAN FANG; IS HE A BETTER KISSER THAN FANG? :)

FANG: I DONT WANT TO PISS U OFF BUT U I LUV U! U SEEM SO COOL AND QUIET AND JUST SOOO SOOO AWSOM! ?:DO U LIKE THAT RED-HAIRED WONDER (AS MAX CALLS HER)BETTER THAN MAX PLZ SAY NO!!!!!! :) <3

IGGY: I LUV U TOO, U R SOO AMAZING HOW U CAN SENSE STUFF JUST BY HEARING BUT I FEEL SO BAD 4 U IT MUST BE PRETTY FRUSTRATING HUH? ?: DO U HAVE ANY OTHER SPECIAL POWERS BESIDES BEING ABLE 2 SENSE STUFF?:)

NUDGE: U GO GIRL! U R SO COOL! U HAVE SUCH WONDERFUL FRIENDS DONT REGRET NOT HAVING A REAL FAMILY CUZ THE FLOCK IS UR FAMILY LET GO OF THE PAST. ?:DID U EVER HAVE A CRUSH ON LIKE ANYONE IN UR SHORT 11YR OLD LIFE SO FAR AND EVEN THO IM 1 YR OLDER THAN U I THINK WE COULD BE LIKE THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS! :)

GASMAN: I LUV U, U R SOOO SWEET! i WOULD LUV TO HAVE U AS A LITTLE BRO! ?:SUMTIMES DO U GET ANNOYED BY UR POWER OF STINK? LOL!:)

ANGEL: I THINK UR THE SWEETEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD!(BESIDES TOTAL)U TOTALLY ROCK MY SOCKS OFF! ?: DO U EVER WISH U COULD BE A NORMAL LITTLE GRL LIVING A NORMAL LITTLE(WELL MAYB NOT LITTLE)lIFE?:)


PLZ, PLZ ANSWER MY ?'S! I LUV U GUYS SOOO MUCH I DONT KNOW HOW I WOULD LIVE WITH MYSELF IF THERE WERE NO MAXIMUM RIDE BOOKS! FLY HIGH! HAVE FUN IN UR NEW ADVENTURES AND STAY SAFE(MAYB U SHOULD GO WITH MAX'S LIE LOW PLAN) TRY NOT TO GET KILLED!

<3, APARPAR!!!!!

p.s SRRY MY MSSG WAS SO LONG! ANYWAY FLY HIGH!!!! ILY!!!<3

Ona said...

Please Awnser This
I've alwasy Wanted to know.
(don't get mad)
Fang We all Know You Love Max.
Max, Don't even try to play it off.
Your not a Pimp.
Hopefully.
Will You 2 Get Married>?
PLESEE!!!!!!!!!
It would be awsome.
Make a new charachter in the book her name is Ona.
xDDDD
She was kidnapped from washing DC.
Her real Father is Jeb She is Max's half sister.MUHAHAHHAH!!!
She falls in love with Iggy.
The rest is Up to you.
PLEAEEE DO THAT.
THEN I CAN PROVE ALL MY THICKHEADED FRIENDS YOU DO READ YOUR COMMENTS.
-Ona

Anonymous said...

ok i get it...i have a lot of questions but ill keep them to myself from now on :-(

Anonymous said...

I heard from a lil' bird that you don't answer questions right away. So I'm gunna make your life a living heck besides you saving the world. So...Fang, why can't you just admit you like Max already? Well, I sort of know you do, but still! And if you do like Max then you have absolutely no reason to be kissing/flirting with girls! That is completely un-necessary! So, then, why? Why can't you and Max except the fact that you're a cute couple? You can't deny it! Max & You are a better couple than Edward and Bella! And I'm risking my own life by insulting thousands of Twilight fans, SO PLEASE ANSWER THIS!!!! Oh, another thing, could you ask one of those wacko scientists to graft avian DNA into me? Without having me end up as Ari? No offense, Ari. Please and Thank you.

~EPod

Anonymous said...

Hey! guys, i just wanted to say that u guys r totally awesome!! I think that it is really cool how u stick together! i really admire ur guy's bravery and corage! any way... would u plzz tell me what ur hair looks like fang? i know its a dum question, but still.... it bothers me not knowin! (JK!) but i would like to know! thanx! ~k8eXL

Anonymous said...

this one's from M.R.F.'s question...
did Ari really have a funeral?...???

moi,
Skye

Anonymous said...

hey...so i know you probably aint goin to pick my question but i got to try any way...Q: Wat was up with the 4th book...i love yalls book, but Global Warming?...we hear enough about that on tv...i would like to suggest that a 5th book be made with a little more action!!!


! Soccer Chick !<3's! Football Guy !

Anonymous said...

Dear count dracula (haha jk jk lol SMILLEEEY FACE)

okay so wat is up with you and max? i mean its obvious that you like her (actually loovee her thiisss muuuuccchhh | | hehe you should've known that'll come back to you some day) okay well is there any way i can get a little more action in my life? i mean really you guys are so lucky! i mean life-threating experences, flying, blowing stuff up i mean really that's so COOL, i mean adventure every fricking second!!!!

-the guy who wants something to happen in his life. Mr. Adventure

*Squee* Girl. said...

Umm, just to start off...The McGill - thats just creepy [MUSEUM!!!!]!
I mean...eww! Would you like your body behind a glass box for eveyone to see?

Oh and guys, lay off Fang and Max - just for a second. I mean SHEESH! Someone has already asked the question - no need to repeat it a gazzilion times!

Right well Fang, I can't help but feel that your blog wont lessen the questions.

I've only just realised that I have never asked you [or the Flock.] a question.
I guess heres a good place to start...

Ok, I can't word my question exactly the way I want it to sound but here goes,

What is one thing you're dissapointed about [as Individuals or as a Flock] missing out on? Growing up as a "normal" kid.

Aparpar said...

hi i have a question when r u goin to ask max out? and i know that so many people ask u that and u ignore it but EVERY body wants to know, do u wanna disappoint ur fans?

<3, Aparpar

p.s I LOVE U!!!

Anonymous said...

Answer this question please! I think all of us are dying to know! How did you all meet? That's worth answering! Please?

Anonymous said...

Hey,
me and my friend started fake word fighting and pretended to be you and max. We started ramdomly doing this. We're going to time ourselves to see how long we can go. How long have you and max faught just talking to each other? Not talking to each other doesnt count. I'm just curious. I saw this really wierd youtube video where these teenagers acted out being you and the flock in the angel experiment. It was so stupid. The guy who played ari used a watergun and was soooooo fat! The school was in their garage! You could see the cars! Youtube search
maximum Ride: The angel experiment part one if anyone wants to see it. It was so stupidly funny.

Your #1 fans,
Abbegail&Kate

sneakyk said...

okay so i was wondering if yall had favorite sports teams??? and if so who is your favorite basketball team???

and if you say anybody other than the spurs than i will personally find you and beat you down... well mabey not beat you down, but i might really annoy you or something...i seem to be really good at that

Anonymous said...

Only three Total fans?!
Wow. I love Total (but not as much as I love the flock :)
My aunt and uncle just got a scottie and I asked him if he could talk. Hah.
I was just wondering what color Iggy's wings are? I don't think that its been in the books...
Thanks,
Liv

Anonymous said...

hi there.
this is for fang,
do you use real questions from the blog in the books?
and hows that max relationship working out.
btw i DIDN'T ask b/c i liked you i only asked cause its an interresting relationship (laughs)

oak-4-world said...

okay heres my Q its for Fang
do you use the actual blog comments in the book or are those made up
and why did that anoymous persona ask if you had a six pack .......wait you probably are wondering just as much as i am
okay thanks!

Anonymous said...

Sure. I know how you would feel to be bombarded with questions. You bwould probably get SERIOUSLY pissed by the end of the week.Sooo, anyhoo, I figured that you probably wouldn't want to be bugged by my Question, but under the slight 1/1000000th chance that I might have mine chosen, you can look below for the question...

Question:
Do bird-kids experience puberty, and does Max handle it?

It is a weird question, but recent events have made me wonder such a question...

Anyhoo... I g2g, so ttyl.
L8r,
NenE m =P

Anonymous said...

Ok so i know probably a lot of people ask u this but why don't you and Max get together? Its obvious that Max "loves you soooo much". (sorry i had to :D)

O ya that was for Fang.

Anonymous said...

We love the dictionary.com! Hey, people, here's a fun word:
floccinaucinihilipilification~ noun, the estimation of a thing as worthless.
This word can be used to confuse and befuddle people, especially bullies and doctors who want to stick you with needles, but don't know where the vein is! (You'd think that with 4-6 extra years of school and an M.D.,they'd have heard a word like that before.)
Let us know if anyone can spell a longer word from memory!

~Liea F. Rumnahl
and
~Lacher Zihen

Anonymous said...

Heya!!
I have a question for Max--
Do you like Fang 'cuz half of the time in the books
it seems like you do....
Just Wondering:o)

-Heidi-

Grimey said...

Okay I have one question for you...
Tea or coffee?

Anonymous said...

FAAAAAAAAAANNNNG u rule let gas man blog please i loved it when he mimiced that german scientist i was laughing so hard i was crying
"i vill destroy the snickahs barhs"
god that was funny and watch out for nuge she almost cursed fly on and watch out for fly boys!
- S.K

Anonymous said...

total, no matter what, you r my fav. i am 1 of your *more than three fans!!!!* talking (and regular) dogs rule!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Is there going to be another book? Cause I seriously love the books. Like, to death. Like, if I was bringing one thing on a deserted island, I'd bring the books. Seriously.

Kris the Princess said...

d_joe13It will get boring always answering a long list of questions o.O But that one that Jess sent in was HILARIOUS! I couldn't stop laughing! And neither could my 10 year old sister, who's never read your books XD
However, I do have one question:
IS THERE AN EXACT DATE AS TO WHEN MAX RIDE #5 COMES OUT? OR A YEAR AT LEAST? LIKE, 2009? OR MAYBE LATE THIS YEAR? CAUSE I WANNA READ IT SOOOOO BAD!
And will there be any Advanced Readres Copies? I get to say my views on them at the library I volunteer at, and my boss be a Max Ride fan, too!
Ohkay, so that's more than one question, but can you answer the first one, at least? Please? 8D

l8r g8r
Kris

Artie Maddicks said...

That song is one of my favorites. Without YouTube the world would be a much sadder place.

Artie Maddicks said...

Fnag, don't post my last comment, I POSTED ON THE WRONG POST

Anonymous said...

Hey dog, how did Total jump so smokin high, dog? (when you and the rest of the smokin Flock were leavin Anne's picto prefect house?

Anonymous said...

I agree with devon (whoever you are), we already know you love each other (remember the kiss in the cave, when you and Max were trying to find a place for the flock) SO WHEN IN THE FREAKING WORLD WILL YOU TWO GET TOGETHER! JEEEEEEEEZ! I am pretty sure EVERYONE wants to know that question, so answer it! JEEEEZ! Why don't you answer that question this week?

P.S. I love to give advice to people (or mutants) about how too ask someone to get together with you.

P.P.S. Just tell her you love her for Pete's sake!

Anonymous said...

Nobody knows this but I also escaped from a testing facility.
They took away my felling of pain, tiredness, and my agility was enhanced. hte place is called Salmon Alaska,they have trained officials heading for me at this moment and fang I know this isn,t the Fang I know writing these blogs but you can never be too sure of Nudge and patterson in case you didn,t know there actually are avian bird-kids.So if you thought this was a goog story Idea....you have no idea!

Anonymous said...

fang-do you love max do you think you will marry her cos i think use make a great couple.
-Maggie

***MaGGiE*** said...

-fang
FANG
+
MAX
=
♥ FOREVER
AND ARE YOU AND MAX LIKE GOING TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE I KNOW USE TWO LOVE EACH OTHER BUT CAN YOU ANWSER ME THIS, IN THE NEXT BOOK WILL YOU AND MAX GO ON A DATE AND BECOME BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND
LOVE FROM MAGGIE

***MaGGiE*** said...

-fang
FANG
+
MAX
=
♥ FOREVER
AND ARE YOU AND MAX LIKE GOING TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE I KNOW USE TWO LOVE EACH OTHER BUT CAN YOU ANWSER ME THIS, IN THE NEXT BOOK WILL YOU AND MAX GO ON A DATE AND BECOME BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND
LOVE FROM MAGGIE

Anonymous said...

Please, please, answer this question! I swear I will only post it once if you just answer it!
Do you like the Beatles?
I think they're fangalicious (hahaha)

Anonymous said...

I do not have a question, but I've got a poem-thingy. Is that okay?
Okay, here goes.
(And you can laugh. It's pretty corny.)
Did you ever fall in love?
Do you wish to touch the stars above?
Would you fly across the sea
just to get a glimpse of me?
Would you dance below the sky?
Would you leave without goodbye?
Will you give me one last kiss?
Will you destroy all my bliss?
It's easy to see in your eyes
that you will not break down and cry.
So remember my smile and my laughter
'cause you were my one happily-ever-after

Love the Flock!

Anonymous said...

I hope Total isn't reading this. He might be a little insulted by your tone of voice (or typing).

I don't have any questions expect this: When is the 5th book coming out? There HAS to be another one!!!!!

Say hello to the rest of the Flock for me!

not a smeghead

NotAGroundhog said...

I have a question for Iggy. Do you consider it wrong, for a young teenage girl to have blown up a toaster, a laptop, and an old VCR? Just so you know, before the VCR blew up, I put pizza in it. That's probably why it started steaming a few seconds later. I've always been a troublemaker. But there is just too much mischief you can do on the beach, especially since I have a house that is practically on it!

Please answer my question, before I have to relieve my stress by blowing up a fan!

Poofles!
~S~

4_max_and_fang_forever said...

ok fang i really think you and max belong together even though i like you im not gonna ask you out or anything bc i really want to see you and max get together! why dont you i agree with the anonymous girl ITS SO OBVIOUS YOU 2 LIKE EACH OTHER SO PLEASE GET TOGETHER!!!! and i swear i will help all i can here in oklahoma if you know the name of the itex here in oklahoma let me know ill get a rally together and help all i can! hey give every body a hug for me and always know ill helo the flock all i can if you ever end up here leace me a comment and ill give up my bed for you all


keep flting high!
kelly

Anonymous said...

Ok- why don't you set up a different site/blog to answer our questions. That'd be cool. Here's a few to keep you going.

1) What happened to those other bird kids you freed from the institute way back in new york?

2)Has Angel ever suggested adopting a whale/dolphin/dog/panda?

3) What do you guys think of the following videos on youtube-

Bubbly Faxness

Maximum Ride: Max x Fang (faxness): Over and Over

-Foxy

P.S.

Seriously, first two are stupid, but I really wanna know the answer to question 3. Pleezies?

Anonymous said...

Hey did you just type random #s to get that realy big #? or is ther a reason for them?

( ^.^ )
PS the ( and the ) are wings.



PPS Afew days ago these two long bumps started growing on my back. they now xtend from my sholder blades 2 my waist. Should I b woried? Am i growing wings?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

three !!!!!!!! me and my friend adore total!!! he is awsome no offence 2 anyone but this is my (and my friends) list of favorites
1 TOTAL-
2 ANGEL- (4 ALL THREE- YOU ARE ALL TOTO AWESOME)TOTE=TOTALLY
3 NUDGE-
4-MAX&FANG-(TIED FOR LAST - SO SAD FOR YOU!!!! TELL TOTAL WE LOVE HIM!!!)

-madison and her friends at school(the not evil kind of school!!)