Dear Maxine Ride,

Um. I'm sitting right ACROSS from you.



{waves}

You couldn't quietly pass a note?

-Fang.

BTW: After Total finishes reading all these books he checked out, we're going. . . .And by "reading," I mean, listening to the books on tape.

I can't figure this dumb dog out. He listens to cheesy pop music, but reads War and Peace and the Brontë sisters for fun.