Sing Monkey, Er, Baby!
Hi,
Okay, so we always get this one kinda creepy question right? About whether when we have babies they'll be in eggs or something. The answer, I don't know. I don't want to know any time soon. And the point of bringing that rather frightening subject up is the following.
I don't care what the baby I hypothetically possibly might maybe have someday comes out of, so long as it can do THIS.
Yours,
Max
259 messages to The Flock:
NUDGE IS THE BEST!!!!!!
I hope I blog soon!
Nudge.
If all babies could sing the Beatles, the world would be a better place. I want to teach my parakeet Hey Jude. :3
Rhunya,
I so totally agree with you. And I also so totally want you to teach your parakeet Hey Jude.
Hey, Do you know how to get in touch with the Max Ride movie maker people? I want to see if I can get in the movie as an Extra! (I don't have an agent :<)
That was AWSOME! I love da Beatles... I'm doing a project on one where they sang goo goo ga joob... look it up, its such a funny song (they might have been high)
THAT WAS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All babies are cute in some way and are gross in others. We still love them.
More babies should sing.
-Triple A
AWW! that was so cute! and max...would you want to have these hypothetical babies with fang??? =P plz answer this. we all want to know.
-???
that is the cutest/funniest thing ever!! Hey Jude is my momsfavorite song! I want my kids to be doing that when they are babies!!!!
if all babys could sing instead of cry the world would be a better place
luke
thats cute=)
ah haha that is so cute! ^_^
CUTE!!
What does Fang think about all this baby talk?
Stay Safe. CRUZ
I'll get footage and post it when it happens. :p
That was soooooo cute!
And im sure your kids will be able to do that... and much more
xD
Gemzx x
oh mi god dat baby waz sooo cute!! :) xxx
Rachel x
Kaaaayyyyy...
You're right. That is a frightening subject. It's one thing asking for something like that ("ahem" what the hell "ahem"), but it's another responding to it. Do you realize what kind of replies you'll have!?
Although the video was pretty cool...
Good luck with the replies,
Nathaniel
Love that post! Love the Beatles! Love the Flock!
Stay Safe
Aw, that's so sweet!
Why are people asking that anyway? It's weird, and it's none of their buisness.
~Lothere
that was awsome babies are the cutest
i dont think thay will hatch if you guys have babies because you are more human then bird so anyway lol
mrkizzer
Awwwwwwwwww!Cute little kid!I have a little sibling, and I wish he could do that.....hmmmmmmm
haha, okay that's cute! and kinda weird, but the freakin' most awesome baby! so blog soon! g2g bye!!
peace and love ^_^ ,..,
~Katie xXwingsXx ,..,
hahahahahahaha
that's hilarious.
-Coleman
That is the creepiest. Officially. And is that actually Nudge who posted?! Doubt it... Sorry Nudge if it really is you.
You think kids with wings is creepy? (Well, for obvious reasons, no). Hey, I bet Itex made that baby so we could all be majorly creeped out!
Anyway...
Are these hypothetical babies with Fang?? =P
You know you'll admit it soon!!!
Hmm, I wonder if having wings and other avian adaptations is a dominant gene... As in, if you had babies with a non-mutant if said baby would have wings...
Of course, if (when) you get together with Fang and if you choose to have babies (or it's an accident =P) then that would be redundant.
Babbling again! Whoops!
C&GM
Love to everyone as per usual!
~MoonStar
XxXxXxX
Times a million.
Love you guys! x
hahahaha. That is so cute! Now imagine him singing that with a pair of cute little wings attached to his back. Singing-Avian-Hybrid :)
Wait... you want your baby to do that?
Why?!
Poor baby... that's so creepy...
C&GM
Love to the flock.
~MoonStar
Hey, guys.
That's pretty cool. I'm sure you know all about kids, but having a bunch of younger siblings, trust me - you don't want them. Kids are great and I love my sisters/brother to pieces, but seriously. Everyone needs a break. Yeah, it is kind of asking for it, though, to bring this tricky subject up like that. ;) Meh, it happens. Good luck, fly on, and stay safe!
~M
Holy moly - Max, did you really just comment? On the blog? You guys never do that. Whoa.
AND NO, PEOPLE, SHE WILL NOT BE HAVING BABIES, HYPOTHETICAL OR OTHERWISE, ANYTIME IN THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE (IF AT ALL) WITH FANG. THIS HAS BEEN A PUPLIC SERIVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD FUN-SUCKER.
Honestly, how would you like it if people shipped you? This might not have occured to you, but the flock consists of real people, not anime characters (ShikaTemi<3).
Hey, Max and friends, stop by around Philly sometime, if you can stand the smell of pollution.
Lol
I have to admit
thats rather funny ;]
Kirsty, Luton, England
xx
Awwww, that's adorable. X3 I totally agree with you!!! XD
~*Mandi*~
LOL LOL Max, your kids will do a lot more than just sing i think. Just hope they dont turn out to be Eraser babies haha!
haha i saw that on myspace
i showed my mom that also
shes full korean
what she says in the beginning is the formal way of saying hello i couldnt hear the second part clearly tho
hilarious watche dlast night 50X still love it
HEY, GABBY AGAIN, THAT WAS SOOOOOOOO CUTE! I REALLY NEED ANANSWER TO THE QUESTION: IS THERE GONNA BE A 5th MAX RIDE BOOK?
I ♥ THE FLOCK
GABBY
Aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww !!! That was sooo cute ! I'd love it if my kids could do that too when I have kids when I am MUCH older ! I have NO INTENTIONS AT ALL of having kids until I am maybe 30 or a bit older than that.
By the way, I've sent my list of questions which are for Fang, except the 1st question, which is for you Max, in as a comment to all of the April 2008, December 2007, October 2007, September 2007, March 2005, February 2005 and January 2005 posts.
I'm sooo sorry if I annoyed you or creeped you out, but I sent in a question about whether you would have babies or eggs 'cause I was just curious as you are part bird. It's natural to be curious though, isn't it ? I know none of you plan to have kids soon, neither do I. I'm only 16 ! I mean come on ! I don't even have a boyfriend ! I want to travel the world, become an interior designer, get an enviromentally friendly house and car, fulfil my dreams. Anyone who has kids while they're a teen, sort of ruins their life 'cause they can't (always) fulfil their dreams as they have to take care of the child, and if they have an abortion, they almost always regret it and feel very guilty about it. They can get very depressed, etc.
Please answer at least one of my questions. That would be ABSITIVELY POSILUTELY BRILLIANT !!!!!
Fly free forever !
Avian Aoife xox
P.s. I'm still really sorry about sending in that question if that freaked you out. I can't delete it from the list so when I send it in again, just ignore that question.
P.s.s. Could you PLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSEE answer my questions with lots of ice-cream and hot fudge sauce and wafers and chocolate with a bazillion cherries on top ???
That baby is AMAZING. The bow at the end was sooooooo cute.
Hey fang, love your blog! :) you guys are just so cool. I have a blog, and i would really like it if Some ONE WOULD GET ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RPIJIJ9JTF08HETHRB9J-BET0H...
sorry, i got a little flusterd.
Any way, i have a blog, (and all your books)of course;), so my blog is called "Kids Rule" (which they do)lol. And to get on to it, just type in, oliviakidsrule.blogspot.com and press 'enter'.
not even my own cousin will get on it and she has known about it for about , like ever since i started it!!
so please check it out, or else i will send you these kind of messages whenever i get the chance.
wow another talking toddler, kind of funny. i find it scarry that some parrents push stuff like that on there kids though. they try and make them stars when the kids themselves dont wnt to. like what you guys went through. slightly more human, no dog crates and all, put still creepy
Morning Star
lol that was kute!
EGGS!?!
wat the heck r they thinking ur only 14ish!
do u got the hollywood people on speed dial or anything?
i want 2 get in touch and mayb try out
-soccergirl-avian alexis
I found the question about whether you will have babies or eggs and was able to delete it so you don't have to worry about answering it any more.
Fly free forever !
Avian Aoife xox
If you do have a kid let it be with Fang. Oh and invite for the baby shower if there will be one.
And say hi to Iggy for me.
And of course to the whole flock.
All my love,
NightRose.
I know a singing baby.
Okay, not really, but still. I wish. That's pretty awesome. On the chance that you do have a baby who can do that...well, you'll have to post a video or something. It would also be kinda cool to, you know, see wings on a person...
~ Alice-the-angel
Who actually posts all this? It must take a lot of work.
Luv the books though!
Awwww. Fang would be such the perfect father for your singing baby.
I really am confused...is Max and the flock real? I thought they were characters from a book. Wait so is this real or not? I am seriously lost!!!! :D Wait so this isn't some made up story that is just for entertainment??? Ok sorry i have just gone crazy...someone tell me if the flock is real!
-Bri
Well, Max, can you put chickens are the greatest on the blog?
youll be my favorite winged friend except chickens!
-Chickenlord
*cough*withfang*cough cough*
All in good time of course though. 7-10 years? You'd be like... 24 or 25....
BUT, I'll just keep coughing.
*cough*
that was cool. it really was. so, what's up with you and fang? seriously. he kiss you, you act like you enjoy it, but then act all awkward afterwards. what is the deal?!?
Hey, Max, Did you comment your own blog?(Well, Fang's blog, your post.)
Werid, You guys should do that more often.
As for the baby thing,I would like to know, but not now.(Wonder how Fang feel's abou this baby thing?)
As for teh video, I don't really like it.
Yeah, It's cute. I just don't like it.
So, um, post mroe often.
Can't Wait for the movie(No, For real, I CAN'T wait)
serallena, its a BOOK. It happens to have a blog with it... Chill out a bit okay?
The first thing that came to my head was "Did I remember to lock my bike?" but then all I could think of was "Wow." Simple as that. Wow.
Umm... that's an interesting video... I guess it's kinda funny, both the question and the video. And strange...
Anywho, just wanted to say hi!
-Lizrdlover
LOL, cute!!!
Holy crow!!
(See how skillfully I can avoid swearing and reference a book {Twilight} at the same time!)
It's kind of creepy to have small children acting like miniature adults. It reminds me of the Victorian era when toddlers would be dresses like small models of their parents. It's kind of sad.
God Max. I sure hope you're not thinking about kids anytime soon; lest you end up like Juno. Although if it was Paulie Bleeker who knocked me up I might not mind as much.
Max, the real question iz do u want 2 haves babies or r u scared??
- NetCookie
awww.
:D
awwww. that was adorabubble!
:)
He was so cute!
-Peace to the outs
Kaila Nicole
Marissa -
Excuse me? If it's 'just a book' then why are you acting as though you are actually talking to the flock, saying *withfang* and all that *badword*?
And anyway, those people are the ones getting worked up. Because it's soooo their business about Fang and Max.
I'm gonna keep asking this question if you do not respond. Can you guys PLEASE tell us how you met each other?! Please please please please please please please please please please please please Please please please please please please please please please please please please Please please please please please please please please please please please please Please please please please please please please please please please please please Please please please please please please please please please please please please Please please please please please please please please please please please please???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
~Mel
P.S. With 10 pounds of sugar and a billion cherries on top!
Wow, Max... I bet those baby questions kind of freaked out you and Fang, huh? Anyway, that baby is soo cute!
ok, just read final warning. all i can say is, i cannot believe i hauled my butt out of bed that early just so i could be one of the first people to get it. it SUCKS!!! big time. yeah, the global warming thing would be cool but... there was no plot, at least none that i could see. the book was filled with cheesy lines and stupid scenes. do NOT waste your time reading this book.
hi
That was so CUTE!! I love that song.
I have one thing to say:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!1
kEEEP rOCKING!!
singer24
Of course if any of you had kids..(which I know won't happen for a really long time) They'll just be born the regular normal way! (with possile wings) Max,Fang, Iggy, Nudge and Gasman didn't get born from birdeggs, they were modified with bird genes DURING THEIR LIFETME. Say I get my ears peirced..if I had a kid it wouldn't be born with peirced ears. See? And besides..they have human bodies so any of the ah girls would give birth ah...like a human. Some of you fans are just plain creepy..hence why I rarely comment but I HAD to clear this up! God pay attention to your bio teacher people.
awsome and i agree nudge is so totally the best! So you tell us when the movie's coming out but what about the 5TH book...HUHH? Fly on- emma
I've seen that video before, it's really funny. And yes, a world in which everyone knows Beatles lyrics is a world I want to live in.
I can see why Max ha, that is pretty Darn funny and cute!
Wow...interesting.so you wont care if yours and fangs baby comes out with no wings?or is a chickling?or one of you guys?
i rite there with ya max!
Bells <3
The Beatles are AWESOME!!
--Luv Ya
Me (obviously)
Aww... he's so cute. Imma show him to my mom. xD
Thanks for the update,
-poppy
That was the cutest thing ever!! I should teach my little sister to sing!
I saw that video before- SO CUTE. He just makes me crack up- and he's got a really good singing voice!
That is so awesome!!that would b so cool if your someday baby could do that!
the bookworm
^_^ BYE!!!
ttyl
hahaha!! great!!!!! look at ' Star Wars According To A 3 Year Old' its HiLaIrIoUs!!!!!
luv
Fanggurly
(I <3 Fang!!!)
lol that was great. BEATLES RULE!!! :P
lmao!
That was so cute!
keep the flock safe.
fly on,
>Manda
ALL BABIES SHOULD SING THE BEATLES! just basic logic, you know? cute video! And Max, I dont know about the whole egg thing, but I think it would be live birth, and I dont know if it woudl be safe cause the school would go berzerk if they found out an experimnt was having a child. Anyway, thast just my opinion. It's totally hypothetical anyway x3
Fly On,
Fly Free.
So do you and Fang want to have kids?
Well there is a way to know if your going to have eggs or not. its kind of awkward though.... you can tell if you have boobs or not. LOL
okay...that was a little weird. but still really funny
That was funny, and cute!
But I bet any kid of people who have wings could learn to do that. But are you sure thats all you think they could do? um... ponder moment.
I love that song. Kids? Not so much. Except for maybe that one.
On a side note. Please don't assume I'm a crazed fan, because I'm more of a casual observer, but have you heard that song by Five for Fighting? It's either called Superman or It's not easy, and even though it's about Superman, it totally applies to any of the flock. At least in my opinion. Especially Max or Iggy.
from emily
Now I want teach my future child to sing "Hey Jude". XD
That was just adorable.
http://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=wtZDd8V_UwI&feature=related
Don't talk.
Just watch.
oh wow.
that was wierd in a cool way.
btw: sarah- nice reference from TWILIGHT. I can remember that a mile a way. i think.
That question was in the book! ^^' Peoples who love Maximum Ride, but want a book a little more mature: Read The Lake House! Same idea! Also by James Patterson, I read it like, nine times. Different characters thought. D": Anyways.
Max.. you know you want to have those hypothetical babies with Fang.... don't you!?
Rofl. Of course you don't. But the voice does! [NodNod]
Anyways, my brother's girl friend is here.. [Or as I call her SuperPrep] I i'd better stop talking and go find something to throw at her.. But I love you guys!
God I sound like Nudge. Going on and on and on..
OH LOOK LIGHTNING.
Holy cow, that is neat! It would be awesome if your babies, assuming you have any, could do that. THE BEATLES AND THE FLOCK ROCK!
6. I Sift Sand
Rosa Lee, Pembroke, Ontario, Canada
Every winter, sand is dumped everywhere to combat the ice. This includes the back lawn of our apartment building where some residents walk. In the spring, the sand leaches into the soil, slowing making it harder and harder for the ground to support vegetation. To care for my immediate environment, I sweep up the accumulated sand from the walk way to my back step--yes, I sweep the lawn. Then, I sift the sand to remove debris (grass, leaves, etc.) and return the sand to the sandbox for use next winter. The neighbours may think I'm a nut, but the plantlife around my home has a much better opinion of me :-)
from:http://www.beliefnet.com/story/189/story_18993_1.html
thought you would think its cool that the woman sweeps her lawn to save the world.
Hey whats up, I just got the 4th book earlyer this week. So far its AWSOME! People in my 1st period class stared at me today when I started laughing after I read the part were you told off the goverment. Fang I think that totaly the right thing to do. Go you. XD later,
Sarah
Max,
why r u scared to have a relationship with Fang? U alredy kissed Sam (and fang didnt like that).he sounds nice and funny WHY.
sincerly ur biggest hugest fan!hzbv
I won my school's singing contest with that song!
that is kinda disturbing but seriously, u shuld fnd out soon u know look it up on some secret internet site about avian/human hybrids.
ps hey jude is 1 of my moms fav songs so if ur kid will be able to do that then maybe the world wont be to bad
AWWW! max and fang... ahaha.
good luck max!
if your future babies can sing,
fly over to singapore and let me see kay? :D
and fang.. you'd be the perfect father for max's children. *ahem*
love the flock!
(: fly on!
also is the hypothetical baby thing with fang?!?!?!?!
everybody needs to know blog back soon!!!!!
Hello! I enjoyed reading Maximum Ride. Please update soon!
guess who,
Miss Turry
First off:
ew.
Second off:
I searched all of yoru names.
Fang, I have to say, I'm really sorry. Yours is a chinese girl's name. You can pretend you didn't hear that.
I wouldn't blame you.
- Nikki
I love the Beatles!!! That was really cute.
~m
Very Interesting Topic and disturbing at the same time. never thought of the question but something good to thinkabout when bored!
Shanny McShanny PantS!!!
aw, that kid was cute!!!!and lets hope you wont find the information about whether you lay eggs or actually have babies for a looooong time there max!!!!!!!!!!!
~BIG AFN~
OH, wow... That was just plain cool. Freaky, but cool all the same. That's cool that the baby can do that... Though I seriously doubt that if you "lay eggs"*haha* the kid would be able to do that...
Awwwww. that was so adorable :)
oookkay.that was freaky.will your kids have wings?why are you talking about babies at age 14?if you merry a mortal will the kids will be 1 percent avion?if you merry fang would it be 4 percent avion?
p.s. you are very lucky.yiu keep saying i grew up in a cage i wish i had a normal life.alot of people would do any thing to grow up the life you grew up and have powers.and be truthful would you want it any other way.you would be board like i am.lucky
-shadow
I was wondering if you heard of this game Super Smash Bros. Brawl. You guys will love it.
That was ADORABLE!!!! I want my baby to be that cute too!! ♥ ♥ ♥
good point. but if you actually raise the kid, it shouldn't be a problem. I'm in Best Buy and on one of the new super thin macbooks. These things are really hard to type on!
-icthus
Hey Max, I found a bright side to your life. The evil scientists at the School never tride to force you to breed. Is Iggy going to post soon, I miss him. I am so in love.
-K
I have to know.
Do you guys read your own books.
I mean, like at all. you know?
Hey Fang, me again! Just wanted to say that my cousin, the one that I said hasn't even looked at mine yet, needs some help with her blog as well. Because the only people who have posted a comment, is me. So please help her out for me. =]
Love you always, and forever!!
$$$$$ 0
Is there gonna be another book? Like, a book 5?? PLEASE answer. I LOVE the books! :)
awwww... that's cute. he kinda reminds me of boo. with the oh-so-cute voice. i just go crazy with cute!
~chalina
THAT WAS ADORABLE!!!! like some others said, if babies could sing instead of cty, the world will be a better place.
yo, come to San Antoniop would you? my life's so boring.
skratch that.
stay safe!
peace outeth
that baby is more talented than i am, lol
OMG! do u want kids? (as in ur own.)
ur #1 fan (as in da book)
Lol, this post is going to have so many Max/Fang baby comments! Aw, and that baby was soooooo cute!
I sent my list of questions in as a comment to every one of your blog entries for April 2008, March 2008, February 2008, January 2008, December 2007, November 2007, October 2007, September 2007, February 2007, February 2005 and January 2005.
So, I've sent in my list of questions over 63 times now as I've sent it in 2 or 3 times to some of these blog entries.
Could you PLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE answer my questions ???
Fly free forever !
Avian Aoife xox
P.S. Plleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee answer my questions. My mum, stepdad and stepbrothers keep fighting with me over being on the computer so long 'cause I've spent so much time trying to send in my list of questions to every one of your blog entries just to get at least one answered. So, could you PLEASE answer some of my questions to stop all of the fights I'm having please ?
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE answer my questions when you get them !!! I've sent them in to over 63 of your blog entries to make sure you get them.
Fly free forever !
Avian Aoife xox
P.S. That video was sooo cute. You know, my granny used to record me singing on a tape when I was younger but I was nowhere near as good as the toddler in that video !!! Lol !!!!!
Fly free forever
awww...thats really cute.
but max? you have got to be kidding me?! you love fang, fangs in love with you. what is your PROLEM?!?!? there are like thousands of girls out there who would give about anything to get together with fang and you act totally weird around him! i mean i would be really happy (really) if the two of you got together but if you dont want to then SNAP OUT OF IT. it cant be that hard?! just quit jumping off cliffs when he's kissing you and just TELL HIM that you have feeling for him but are kinda confused.
well anyways just think about it.
say hi to the flock
fly on
~Linda
hahahahahhahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha that's pretty funny. Hey for Maximum funny monday go to www.google.com and look up the purple dancing hippo.
luv ya,
Evonna
I showed my bio teacher the article you posted about the human/cow hybrid. She thought it was cool.
Max,
No time to explain but we still need you and the flock out there on the frontline now! This is no joke!The Green Army's worst fear has been realized. The Tan now have an antimatter bomb that could bring about the apocolyps of 2012! You need to move because even as we speak the bomb is counting down! Your only mission in this war would be to take out that bomb! But thats not our only problem, it seems to be that you had arrived at the airbase in Russia only a few hours ago. Until the Flock set of a bomb that vaperized the air feild! our research units found that the DNA hadn't matched with the blood we found in that compound in Germany.
Do you knmow what this means? The school has returned under the wing of the Tan High Command! This is no lie we need your assistance immidiately. If you don't exept we may have to resort to other options that could hypotheticly kill thousands of inacent civilians. But if you exept this mission. Report this as a head line on the blog and we'll keep in touch to make sure YOU land.
Please Respond
Over and Out,
Chris
aww that was so cute ^_^ and yh i wonder what Fang is thinking about all this baby talk XD
Tell Fang that that i LOVE him ^_^
The one And Only
Vampire Grl
That baby was so cute!!! Like alot of ppl said, the world would be a better place. Is there going to be a 5th Maximum Ride Book????
PLEASE let there be one!! I love your books!
- Kaitlin
Oh yes.
A flying baby mutant who can sing Hey Jude.
THAT'D BE AMAZING!!!!
I wonder if the baby would look like you or FANG. XD
that was cute!! if you ever ahve a kid, make sure to send us a video of him or her singing that!!!
wow
-JO
PS: i love you iggy and so dose my sis. sam but we are 16 but any ways ya i still love you come to are blog
plz plz plz answer the question, fang!!!!
R U BUFF?
R U BUFF?!
R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!
R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!
R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!
R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!
R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!
R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!
R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!
R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!
R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!
R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!R U BUFF?!
ahahaha! that is brilliant
any reason that the 'join the flock' link doesn't work past the 'submit specimine to experiment' stage? It's getting on my nerves... the amount of times I have tried it isn't even funny...
=)
- Bry
That was awesome. The Beatles rock, and if more babies could sing their songs, the world would be better. lol
hahaha sorry it was kind of funny...
Ooh yeah thats cool. One thing, since you visit youtube so much, have you actually typed in Maximum Ride and looked at the videos? They're really good. My fav of all is The Flock's Theme Songs. They have fan-made trailers there too, check them out!
Keep Blogging
Keep Flying
Crystal_Wings
omg how did that baby remember all of it it was sooo cutei wish the world was full of Beatles singing babies ... but then the world wood be hippies lol o wel there wood b peace lol I can just see a hippie baby lol
fly high
Kara
Hey flock, I have a song that probably describes flying pretty well, or at least how I feel about it. But I don't know how to link it to this comment. Any suggestions?
Heres A VEERRYY Tough Problem
max+fang=????!!!
hahahahahahahaha!!
the man himeself,
death due you part
Please!
Obiviously that post (if you translate it) meant "LEAVE ME THE HELL ALOOOOONE!!!!!!"
What do you do? You pester Max even more. She doesn't need those kind of questions, does she?
*freaky, girly voice* "Are these hypothetical babies with Fang???" Come on. How can you deal with these things, Max?
Nathaniel
Quite right.
I'm glad you adressed this issue.
Lawlz.
What else could parents ask for.
Maybe a flying duck that eliminates taxes and can babysit their young aspiring beatles singing baby.
~*~Cinderellaellabella/Mustardseed~*~
uh this is totally off topic but you guys use a lot of wikipedia and random people can change anything on it like you can screw up a second graders report on abraham linkin by saying that he was born in california on september 18,1988. im just saying cuz not everything is accurate on wiki.:) ily u guys
-shortstop
What up, Fang and Iggy. Gazzy, how's it flyin'? Haha! Irony. Anyways, you tell James about the Experiment "submit" button yet? Haven't tried it, but still needs to be fixed ASAP.
Let the pack keep running.
:oP
Rogkrin, the leader of the pack
SCARY!!!!!
hey, everyone, including Max... go to youtube and watch every single video for Evanescence, Flyleaf, and Paramore. because they rock. end of story.
Once again, that was SCARY!!! Are you actually planning on ever having kids? You happen to be 14, if I remember correctly!
But what is up with you and Fang? hey Nudge, get us the dirt!
Ashes-with-tons, if you are out there, I say hi. Same with Micheala-kins and Logie-kins.
-Captain Boe
I have a question. Are there gonna be anyomre Max Ride books?
I read the last one, ya'kno, and it seemed like there should be another, but that's just me.
Have a great day, or try really hard to...
All i can say is... GREAT TASTE! lol! dont worry Max! i dont think you'll have to worry 'bout laying eggs!;)
PS:If you really like that i totally recommend Across The Universe--it just came out on DVD!
aww! i love that!
lol
oh, are u wanting to have the hypothetic babies with FANG?! HMM?! =P lol j/k... maybe! lol
i think that it would be kinda cool having a bird-mutant kid
Woah, thats great. =]
Where do you guys find all these videos?!?
Peace.
I<3TheFlock [[including Total xD]]
wow. i want my baby to be able to sing ABBA songs (idk why i like them... blame my dad).
i think that any baby that u have in the future will be born like a normal human b/c u have human (im guessing) reproductive systems... so... unless u have more bird parts that we don't know about, there will be no egg... in my opinion
-Clueless genius
Hey.
OMG THAT BABY IS SOOO RAD!
hahaha how cute!
duuuude i think, considering you're only 2% bird, you'll have kids come out ummm normal. like humans. u know what i mean, i hope.
and hopefully if jimmy pats keeps writing up until u and fang get married, we'll see how that happens!
there's a great fan fic about u and fang and the flock all grown up. i read all of it, it was really amazing. ill send u the link once i find it!
love,
~jayyyyy
p.s. STILL THE BEST SONG:
FCPREMIX by fall of troy!!
This has nothing to do with any of this. What if seeing that the school has some powers over the mind *cough*Angel*cough* maybe ( I hope no one hacks and gets any ideas) if the next group of erasers can like blow things up with there mind. But first they would have to make them a lot less idiotic.
Fly On, The Kid With A Tail
hahahahaha, can Total do that? I bet Gazzy can! hahahaha *falls off chair*
ow...
You know, I never noticed before, but you guys are like my living dreams. I've always wanted to fly, to have adventures, to not go to damn school, and most of all to have a close family. You guys always have each other, no matter what. I feel better talking to my freaking ipod about my problems than my family. I envy you so much....*sniff* I hope you're all safe and happy. I'd hate for anything to happen to you.
Keep Flying!
Yours in Heart,
Crystal
that video of that kid is soooo cute!!!!
That is way cool! I need to teach my baby brother how to sing like that and use him as my talent show performance...I'd probably win.
Um, that's...well...slightly creepy to tell the truth. Honestly, I've wondered, but never in my life would I dream of asking.
But, hey, maybe your hypothetical kids will be oviviviparous! It's this SUPER-LONG word I learned in Biology this year-never thought I'd actually use it. Basically, there's an egg in the momma's body, it hatches in there, and then the babies are born live.
Sort of a mash-up of human and bird.
Or maybe I'm just going clinically insane and seeing ways to put Biology terms in real life where there are none.
Probably the latter, really.
Oh well.
Keep flying!
If you want a great insperation for saving the world go to youtube.com and type in matchbox 20 LET'S See How far we've come.
Fly on FLOCK!!!!
P.S. fourth time i've commented!!
That was SOO CUTE!!! Haha I looked at some other videos of him, and there was one where he said there were five Beatles, then he named the Beatles then himself!!
Max, you an Fang should totally get together! Come on he likes you! Don't let down your fans!
Aww so cute!
hey, Gabby again but this time i'm not gonna do all those caps cuz that probably got annoying, huh? Anywayz,again, that baby wuz sooooooo cute! Plus, can you guys check out my blog? Can Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, Angel, and even Total check out my blog? Can all of you that read this comment please take a peek at my blog? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!
lol yeah i agree who cares where your baby comes out of (if you do decide to have a baby in the future) as long as it can do that! sweet! any idea whos playing you and your other flock members in your movie? cya Sarah
Haha, if all babies could do that, it wouldn't be special and then the world wouldn't be a better place... Beware my logic.
Question for the flock's three oldest (or all of you, since it could apply?):
I seem to remember (don't bother correcting if I'm wrong) somewhere in the first book it saying that you three were 14. 3 years have passed since that book was publishd, and yet the 4th book still says you're fourteen.
Are all of us on backlog, or do you just like the number 14?
Hello. I just made a blog. It probably won't get far, but I'd appreciate anyone who could come :). Just go to
http://gammabrahandlife.blogspot.com
PLEASE COME ON!!!
hey, I'm not sure if this is funny, but try it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9AhcBEnmm
This one is funny. Basicly an air force squad brings in a completely insane officer to "dicipline" the squad. when they do anything wrong, no matter where they are, he tackles them. which is why at a mile up they can all the sudden run farther and faster. And why their physical training scores go up 56 points.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP5C4O7e9iU&NR=1
M.P.
berrer berrer berrer AAAHHHH!!!
great. i love it.
awww...max......*coughhavethemwithfangcough*
Yo!
does Avan Jogia look anythin lyk Fang and does Amy Rose look anythin lyk Max?
-ur #1 fan (as in da book)
P.S PLEASE answer this every1 wants 2 no wat e look lyk
Yo,
peoples keep postin dat u want 2 no if there is gonna b another Max ride book and mayb we will get answers!
-Maximum Ride's #1 Fan (as in da book)
P.S I really want 2 no if there will b another book!
OMG. wow. my friend just showed that vid to me today and was like, 'you have to see this! it's so funny!'
then I check the blog and there's a link to that same video!
awwwwwwwwwwwww
thats soooo sweet
is there gunna be a 5th bkk plz tell us!!!!
Pip
XXX
Ok, this question has been burning me up for half a year. Are your guys wings on you rupper, middle, or lower back? PLEASE ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Er............
yeah....
oooookeeeyyyy.........
hey
i love that song its in my ipod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! actually it was on my dads ipod and i found it and then put it on my ipod. that baby is so cute !! she is actually really goodat singing that!( well better then me) hope you guys post soon
!!!
luv *kelly*
hey
WHY DIDNT YOU ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!!????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I THINK THEY WERE REALLY GOOD ?S!!!!
okay why is your blog so hard 2 find stuff on. i tried to find my older post to cut and paste but no!!!! i couldnt find it!!!!!!!
OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY LOOK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAY IF YOU CLICK ON THE NAME LIKE kelly* it goes small and hides the comment!!!! if you knew that i dont care i just found that out!!!!!
kay every 1 is like" omg max posted a comment!!! thats soooo coool" but that might not even be max kay im gonna put max but it is really from kelly*
byze luv kelly*
babies are sooooo gross on so many levels...
brb
babies are sooooo gross on so many levels...
that was kewl. they should teach that baby to sing the numa numa song that song is funny...
i never thought that that if you had babies they would be on EGGS or something,but i <3 the video BTW!!!!
Heya Max,
Would you mind answering a few questions?
What is your favorite color?
Favorite Martial Arts move?
Favorite animal?
And have you ever even worn a skirt???
wow was the baby holding a fullsize guitar or a mini one i couldnt tell it looked sooo huge on him =)
Hey,is there going to be a 5th Maximum Ride book?
Nicole
that was so weird!!!!! i had to pause hey jude too click the link!!
aww that's cut and cool at the same time. but it was stupid for people to ask that it's awkward and personal. I see you guys got profiles, that's cool, if there yours of course. though one of them says ari? whats up with that. I don't know how much of a sore subject he is for you guys but why is their a profile for him. anyways umm l8r.
I don't think I even want to bring up the question WHY you want to know what your kids would look like.(Something between u and Fang?!)
But that little baby is soo cute! That's the second time I've watched it!
Hey max, that was pretty cool! i have to say that if eva had a kid and it did that i'd be pretty freaked! it's my birthday today. yay! i got ur 4th book!
fly on!
hey max,
i do think that it is a creepy question, but alot of us are wondering that.
stay safe. say hi to fang for me!!
-katie
hey fang and iggy and of course max. blaze and i are making a website and are helping clean the world. i want you to answer this; do you recycle and reduce reuse?
I think that your kids will be born like normal humans and will have wings... but what will it look like if one of the parents is all human?
Hey max and flock... I was wondering what you guys think of the Twilght books by stephenie meyer?? I love them... Not as much as ur books though!! =)
Isn't one Max hell enough for these badguys?!
Go Flock! I support you all the way! I believe that the best thing you can give people is roots and wings, and you've definately got them. Keep soaring.
Yeah, if Fang reads these comments, it's going to be awkward. Considering how everyone here is wanting you guys to have kids at all... o_O No doubt, I'm a Fax shipper, but KIDS?
I was reading you guys' story, found this blog, and read through the entire thing in two days. Bummer that you can't see the pictures, though. Maybe Nudge can do something about that?
Akiko
When you're movie does come out i might be one of the first people to see it cause my brother works at the theater and he gets in to see them and said he might take me. But he probably won't still be working there when it does come out.
Hopefully...
He'll be a professor of Theology and Mythology (what's the diff.) at some college.
But he did get to see Transformers even before the critics, cause the people sent it in a few months before it would come out. The problem was it had a lock on it and instructions not to even open it until the premere day.
But my bro and all the other people are big otakus and such so they smashed the lock with a hammer and watched it before any one else!
Then the projector carefully put it back in the case and real causually pretended it never happened.
love you all
-days of obsession
And with perfect pitch.
And incidentally.
Hey, why didn't you approve my comment? I just asked how I'd attach a good song to my comment! I didn't saw my name or swear or anything!
Sorry netcookie. I'm anti Txt-tlk.
Can you do that less please? Funny baby. Besides, I agree. You're too young to be thinking about having kids. Honestly. Besides, I have to agree. The flock is made of real flying people with real human feelings. We have no right to say who they should or shouldn't like. That's up to time, personality, budget, and hormones. :P
See ya!!!
-Ellis
What happens with the "Join the Flock Experiment"? What's it about?
If the baby could play Eruption by Van Halen, then I'd be impressed.
:P
-Steven
I think it's annoying how every time one of you guys posts, you link something. Don't ask me why, but it bothers the crap outta me.
Thanks for the ride max. I really enjoyed book 4. Hope the movie is good! You rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ooh.
hi max, and all other fictional characters who are on this blog. fictional characters are nice. i like them. don't take this the wrong way, but i've been wondering, who actually writes the posts on this blog? does JP hire someone to do it? does he do it himself? doesn't he have anything better to do? no offense, max. i'm just wondering wh's pretending to be you.
Hmmm I seriously hope u and Fang have a baby, Max. :)
Okay. I hope this isn't too imposing but I'd like it if each person from the Flock, as stated, to answer a VERY SHORT ANSWER to each question. (I notice the loophole. Oh, you know what I meant.) This is for my friend Ria - she wants to make a fanfic as accurate as possible.
#1. EVERYONE. What would be your reaction if you got captured by a bunch of robots and some kid named Andy helped you out?
#2. EVERYONE. What would be your reaction if Andy turned out to be a GIRL (as in "Andromeda") and she's ANOTHER bird kid?
#3. MAX. What would be your reaction if Andy seriously started kicking and punching when she got mad (and kicking and punching YOU)
#4. EVERYONE BESIDES MAX. What would be your reaction when you found out that Andy can have a worse attitude than Max at times (sorry, Max, you don't have a bad attitude...ALL the time, that is)?
#5. FANG. What would be your reaction when Andy starts flirting with you?
#6. ANGEL. What would be your reaction when you find out that for some reason you can't read Andy's head?
#7. GAZZY, NUDGE, AND IGGY. Hypothetically think that you feel, somehow, that Andy is better than Max. How would you break the news to Max?
#8. MAX. What's your reaction when you find out that Andy now wants to be leader?
#9. MAX. What's your reaction when you have a vote for "best leader" and Angel and Fang vote for you and Gazzy, Nudge, and Iggy vote for Andy?
#10. MAX. What's your reaction when you find out that Andy is empathetic and can toy with people's emotions, and that's how she's been getting votes?
#11. FANG. What's your reaction when Max is seemingly killed by Andy?
#12. MAX. What do you do when Andy has tried to kill you and you manage to escape again and try to get in contact with the rest of the Flock?
#13. MAX. What happens when you find out that Andy was actually a spy to take over the Flock and is evil, and you have to fight her in single combat, and you wonder why you have to keep fighting people in single combat?
#14. MAX. How do you feel about kicking Andy's butt?
#15. EVERYONE. Now how do you feel about the whole ordeal?
In case these questions aren't answered I won't blame you but I'll just keep posting up this until we get an answer. It's okay if it takes time to think it up.
Ria is getting desperate. We both thank you!
-RainbowSprinkle
Right now technically aren't you Fang and Iggy 17. Nudge 15. Gazzy 12. And Angel 10? I know that you said none of you are going to have a birthday anymore but haven't you're bodies grown three years worth? Sorry if I'm annoying you but I was Just curious because its been about three years that you've had the blog so I was just wondering if you're not aging physically.
Fly On, The Kid With A Tail
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