Tuesday, June 07, 2005

A Reply to "The vent..."

Dear Poutty Girl at the Hot Dog Stand Bench,

Even though I only shared a brief moment discussing the golden condiment (that absolutely makes everything in life better!) with a certain girl around your age, apparently I have offended you. For that, I am sorry.

Interesting, though. VERY interesting.

Maybe I could make THIS situation better by dumping a vat of mustard on your head? You'd probably look better yellow, anyway. ;-)

Sincerely Yours,
Fang

31 messages to The Flock:

Anonymous said...

You guys tease each other too much. Light up.

Anonymous said...

You guys might tease each other a little too much, so just lighten up up a bit. No offense.

Anonymous said...

Ithink I would have dumped a vat of ketchup on her just to tick her off;)

Anonymous said...

you are so nice to max it's astonishing!!!!

Anonymous said...

you were totally trying to make max jelous! trust me, i know. i've been there. ;-)

Anonymous said...

lighten up on her! she just might be nicer. notice i say might.

Anonymous said...

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!U like her like her!oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE MUSTARD!!

Anonymous said...

How can you be so mean to Max? Try comforting her your lucky that she even admitted she was jealous about the girl(you wouldn't admit you were jealous with sam)

*rebmarks*

Anonymous said...

lighten up, Fang.... sry but i really REALLY think u like max <3

Anonymous said...

Aw, how cwute. I'm now waiting for Max to buy a bottle of mustard and sneak up behind you with it... XD Ohhhhhh, boy.... JUST ADMIT YOU LIKE HER AND THE CONDIMENTS WILL NOT BE HARMED!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

Anonymous said...

Fang, you know you like Max, so just tell her already! Oh, yeah... nevermind.

-Sarah

P.S. I feel soo bad for you after what Max did at the beginning of the third book, but it's her loss.

Anonymous said...

u and max are prefect for each other! some times she makes me jealous cause she gets to live with you! i would so do anything to get to live with you. your so awsome Fang!!!

Anonymous said...

dude, if u like her enough 2 protect her from erasers and she likes u enough 2 get gealous than u need 2 tell her, u know that she would do n-e-thing 4 u.

-Wolf boy

Anonymous said...

Ahem... you guys soo fancy each other.
Gosh, yeah, it really is that obvious! Who'd have thought it?
Get over the mustard, Fang, and just kiss her. She was jealous of another girl talking to you, that's a big enough sign she likes you, even if she does try to cover it up with sarcasm. (I should know about the sarcky part, I'm always like that.)
-Jenn xoxo

Anonymous said...

Ahem... you guys soo fancy each other.
Gosh, yeah, it really is that obvious! Who'd have thought it?
Get over the mustard, Fang, and just kiss her. She was jealous of another girl talking to you, that's a big enough sign she likes you, even if she does try to cover it up with sarcasm. (I should know about the sarcky part, I'm always like that.)
-Jenn xoxo

Anonymous said...

HEE HEE

Anonymous said...

dude

somthing tells me that u love max!!


tell her already

moonbeamsunshine said...

Hey.

I love commenting on old posts!

It makes me feel awesome.

I have only one thing left to say:

MUSTARD IS NOT A YELLOW FASHION STATEMENT.

Anonymous said...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Anonymous said...

Funny! You guys are a laugh when you get each other riled up like that! You guys like each other!

Anonymous said...

Okay seriously WHO doesn't like MUSTARD? COME ON IT TRULY DOES MAKE EVERYTHING IN LIFE BETTER until its gone :( YAY FOR MUSTARD!! :D

p.s. Mustard on a pretzel sounds rly good rite now!!

Jynxpixie said...

Since I couldn't comment on her blog, I commend her for venting and not taking this out out on the flock.
As for this, OUCH?

Anonymous said...

I dont like mustard. Sorry Fang.

Anonymous said...

niether do i but you still rock and for god sake somebody needs to snog the other

Anonymous said...

Dude....Thats messed up. You barely talk to your flock but you talk to some girl who likes mustard. *sigh* and I thought you were differant.

Oh yeah. and this post is ooooold. Its like...5/28/08 right now...

Anonymous said...

Tell Max u like, no LOVE her already! I mean its so obvious!

Anonymous said...

FANG. CAN.
u get together with max already?
we can't wait for whats gana happen next!! D: D:

-carrie. :)

Anonymous said...

sorry but i don't like mustard.
but just tell max you love her already! it is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
obvious. man.

Anonymous said...

sorry but i don't like mustard.
just tell max that you love her
already i mean it is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
obvious that you LOVE LOVE each other (max has practically admitted it in the books just like you have in your actions in the books) just go ahead and kiss her. and i am jealous that she gets to live with you (blushes)
-fang lover 15-

Anonymous said...

Fang,

Try being sensitive for once. Look at it from Max's point of view.