Note to self:
Never doubt your weasel alarm when it goes off.
I knew that Pruitt jerk was a...jerk!
...And speaking of even more jerks (and why, coincidentally, are they all BOYS?), Sam.
After everything that just happened at the school, he e-mailed me last night.
What doesn't he understand about me not trusting anyone - period? Instead, he's begging to help me and my "siblings" saying, "You can trust me, Max! I kissed you!"
I bet he told the whole world! No wonder I have to save the whole wide world. I have to save it from Sam and his big, fat mouth. Funny, because I could have sworn I saw pictures on his MySpace with little miss RHW herself.
Yeah. I digress.
Anne's the head honchette of evilness, Jeb continues to confuse me more than a Rubik's Cube, Ari needs to throw himself a pity party and get it overwith already, and...actually, I'll let a surprise guest tell the next part.
85 messages to The Flock:
Oh, poor Max. but I agree with you; never trust ANYONE, 'spically someone's who's enough of a jerk to kiss someone on her first date! How about you swear off dating for a few more years; say until you're twenty?
I didnt know he emailed you! Lol. Anyway, careful of Motel rooms...not that it will make a difference. You'll go there anyway...
oooooooo
Maxy has a boyfriend!!!!
LOL
haha
you spelled pity wrong. sorry, just a habit, correcting spelling... man i would hate to have a teacher like pruitt... at least my teachers are pretty nice. you should move to the suburbs. theres nothing and everything at the same time there. nobody will ever find you. trust me, i know.
Way to be smart about sam max. I wonder who the special guest could be? hint hint
later
♥flying solo♥
P.S. i'll write again later.
What a dumbo. I mean, kissing you on your first date??? Geez.
I wouldn't trust a guy like Sam... I don't know why he just seems like the type to screw you. Careful though,. O and anne needs to be puched in the face multiple times. What an evil evil person. Well hope all goes well.
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Boys are jerks! I agree with that..mostly.
You should have left right after Thanksgiving! What did I tell you, something bad would happen. Well...I guess I only said it in my head....oops........
Oh yeah, what does RHW stand for? Excuse me if I sound like an idiot.
Guys are jerks sometimes well most of the time anyway. Excpept for a certain someone named FANG!!!Come on you know you love him!!!!!!!!
I told you I couldn't trust Sam! Even if he is telling the truth, he will never be as wonderful as a certain Flock member who's name is F-A-N-G.
That sux dates never seem to go right for either Maxes in Maximum Ride or When the Wind Blows. Well, you know how the song goes:
All around the mulbury bush,
blah blah blah blah blah,
is it that obvious i don't know the song?,
Pop goes the weasel!
That's it, the weasel and hell broke loose.
boys are always jerks
well, exept the members of the flock.
He e-amiled you and said that?? Anyway make sure to wacth your back evreywhere you go from now on....NEVER TRUST ANYONE! Keep that in mind always!(very important)...GOOD LUCK!(your gonna need it..)
D:
i feel so bad for you
and there was always something weird, like a bad vibe about Sam...
;-) go out with Fang!
jk jk, its ur choice...
until u post again
~*newlife*
Awww... Max. It's going to be okay. If it wasn't meant to be, it wasn't meant to be. (I'm acually learning that at the moment, too.) You just can't let it get to you. He may seem all nice at the beginning, but he'll just turn on you! Boys are... idiots...
Tell the flock I said hi,
Be safe,
~Candace
Sam is a big jerk you shouldn't hav kissed him uk!!!!!
It's ok Max. We all have to go through at least a couple jerks before fiding "the one". Just a helpful hint for finding "the one". He's closer then you think. *cough* Fang *cough*. As for the whole "everybody knows i kissed him thing", it'll be ok. Trust me. You'd be TOO perfect if you didn't have a bad day evey once and a while.
You've got people rooting for you.
~Masika
Sorry, spelling police, you spelled pity wrong.
Ok. Yeah. I just HAD to say that...
Just tell us what his myspace is and "things" might start to happen to him...
If I were you I would find Sam's house and when he's asleep do the whole ''angel of death'' thing, just to see what he does.And the next day if he asks you why you were at his house and had wings, just tell him that he's delusional and needs mental help.
-The Dork
EVEN THOUGH FANG WAS BEING ANNOYING AND JEALOUS WHEN HE POSTED THE P.S. AT THE BOTTOM OF WINGS WITHOUT IG=WNS. YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE CHECKED HIS MYSPACE WHEN FANG SAID "HEY SAM IF YOU'RE READING THIS...NICE MYSPACE HOMES."
BOYS ARE SO RETARDED!
~ASHLEY
Even though Fang was being annoying and jealous when he said this you should have taken it as a hint! " Hey Sam if you're reading this...nice myspace homes" Boys all have the same minds, dumb. No offence.
~ASHLEY
I kenw it that
Sam was no good
Bye Bye
anywasy cant wait to find out what next!
Come on. Seriously... everyone knew Pruitt was evil.
And Sam? He was bad. Always has been. Just for taking you from Fang. You are meant to end up with Fang.*coughAlthoughIwouldnotmindifIendedupwithfanginsteadofyoucough*
Anyway, never doubt your weasel alarm, Max. Never.
So... in conclusion... don't trust anyone. But you know that already, don't you?
Poor max! cheer up, you'll feel better after you kick ari's butt!
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Pruitt wasn't a jerk... he was merely deceived. Say!, just like 'you guys' were deceived by Jeb all those years... lol, what a striking correlation... I guess that throws you in the same cage as Pruitt, huh? Betcha didn't think of that.
- The Watch
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All I have to say is I'm sorry for you and some boys are jerks .Trust me I am one I know all about it.
I guess it's a bad time to say i told u so. Any way, nice going.
okay, told i'd write more later. yeah mr. pruitt is a jerk. and i'm so happy iggy is back later,
♥flying solo♥
Hey Max little mean to Sam.well i don't go much to say so i guess i'll talk to you later.Bye Fang,Iggy,gazzy,Angel,nudge,and the mighty Max!
Your friend
Blu
OMG
Did yousee what someone found?
Lissa's myspace! This whole thing is really REAL!!
It was on the max RIde board!
C OOL!
Max dont belive Sam he is an ass hole. Just dump him and go out with Fang. You know you want too. Fang is a tottal HOTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
kick some of the evil people's asses.
Okay got to go.
Poprox
*_* Bye!!
PS I cant wait for the next book to come out.
Okay really got to go, so good bye.
So the world is against you, Pruitt is an insane servant of darkness, Anne is the Devil incarnate, and Jeb is weird...
So, what else is new?
IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!!!!
for some reason, I think you knew it all along. Sam is not a jerk (i think he liked you...and was kkind of desperate) But again, its time to face the facts. Fang is the only one you will ever be happy with, Fang is the only one you can confide with, Fang is the only one who will not have a drastic rethinking when he sees your back!
Wings are a blessing and a curse, you can go anywhere you like, but your destiny is laid out before you. Flee, but Fang is at the end of every road you will take.
~Bill~
Sorry if i sound Apocaliptic, but it is true.
Max it's better to tell Fang how you feel, if you really love him. Because if you're going to get your heart broken you'll want it to be with him first, right?
Tsubasa
Sam is a jerk!! You should have listened to eberyone who told you that. You should have NEVER went on a date with him. And sending you an email?! I mean really. He should be ashamed of himself. Next time try someone you trust. (like Fang!!)
Purple Goose =)
God knows why all jerks are guys! And what is his myspace? I wanna become his friend so I can yell @ him what a jerk he is and then delete him from my friends. RHW means...........Lyssa? Right? I'll scream at that little 8!7CH too.
-myspace.com/nudge_s_twin
self weasel alarm is ALWAYS right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wat a promiscuous freak sam was...nxt time jus trust ur gut instict n what 'bout a certain fang? *wink wink*
umm.........super creep here! Tht sam guy & pruitt. but u knew it wz coming with pruitt cz he wz just soo uber sleazy but sam! he wants u 2 trust him & probs betray u 2 the world just cz he went out with u 1nce!!
poor u
xzxadelexzx
God, what a sweet freak he is. And to think, he thought kissing you would be enough! Gosh, there are so many freaks around these days its not even funny. NOT including you and the rest.
Careful this one might be a stalker
I think you and Fang would be perfect! I was mad when he kissed whats her face
Ari's had that pity party comming for years!
I think you should give him a second chance
all guys cant be bad
just think about it i think he is a nice guy
i think sam is dumb actually i think the so 2nd book of your life is bad Fang is so different!
Totally agree with you! He's a jerk! And to e you after?!?
-Can't wait until MR3 comes!
- :)
ok girl time to face the music...this sam dude is a jerk...but probably in love with you...but i woulnt trust him for one second except maybe you should spy on him i mean its harmless right.... well catch ya later but one more suggestion.... Fang i mean maybe you should give him a second chance i man if hes willing to except it.....
yours truly,
fancypants
Max i don't know who this sam guy things he is but you know Fang is the one you depend on stay away for SAM!
Fang and you are perfect together just forget what happened and remember when you first kissed him in mr1
Max,
Why did you put yourself through that? There was no point. It's not like we don't all know you will end up with Fang. Pity. What I would give to meet him. You should feel lucky and forget stupid Sam.
Max,
ALL BOYS R JERKS/IDIOTS/*<@$t@!!!
Pruits' evil,blah,Ari's back(it was to good to be true!!)Him bein' dead i mean!Advice: forget Sam,& find yourself a man.(U know who I mean![F-A-N-G]
W.I.H.W.
P.S. Heard U got a movie!!!!
Hey, Max
OK, I absolutely love you, (and Fang) but I thought you were more intelligent than you are acting! Why don’t you just explain to Fang how you feel? I think he kinda knows that you love him! I mean, you kissed him! What’s the worst that could happen? From what I’ve heard, you are an optimist. So be an optimist. Think of the best things that could happen! I think he is confused about who he likes better, (you or Lissa) or why would he care about you being “stuck like glue” to Sam? Now, I have a poem that I wrote about you, and I hope you get my meaning.
Max
Soft, like a feather,
Tough, as your heart,
Quiet, like a moonlit flight,
Loud, like the lion inside you,
Ugly, like rage, and pain,
Beautiful, as you are,
Gentle, as a kiss,
Strong, as love holds you,
Strong, as you are united.
Change your E mail address,
Your fan. ( As Fang is.)
P.S. Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy,and Angel. And Total. I can't stop reading about you! Also I think Ari needs a psychologist. Badly.
Earth35
Doing what " Anonymous who posted at 10:05" said might be fun, though dangerous, but you could ask Fang to go,with the penlight, (I'm sure he'd be happy to do it.) because Sam dosen't know him as well. Plus, Sam knows you have a "brother" (Fang), who might get mad at him dosen't he? Also, I agree with "Masika" on some of her points, exept since you already have "The one" skip the jerks.
P.S. TSO Rocks!especily "Melt the Sugar" and "Death Said"(That was for Fang) Oh! and spelling police, I think you might want to watch out for me.
Earth35
Doing what " Anonymous who posted at 10:05" said might be fun, though dangerous, but you could ask Fang to go,with the penlight, (I'm sure he'd be happy to do it.) because Sam dosen't know him as well. Plus, Sam knows you have a "brother" (Fang), who might get mad at him dosen't he? Also, I agree with "Masika" on some of her points, exept since you already have "The one" skip the jerks.
P.S. TSO Rocks!especily "Melt the Sugar" and "Death Said"(That was for Fang) And spelling police, I think you might want to watch out for me in the future.
Earth35
Sam... well... Nah!
BUT
Ari??
Ohhh... how adorable! :D
He loves you so much he tried to kill you!!! - i think that is SO adorable!![notice the sarcasm in that sentence]. I preffered it when he was
you are better off with
You-Know-Who - [F][A][N][G]
MAX + FANG = Oooh-La-Laa
HOW CAN WE FORGET THE BEACH SCENE
Oooooooooooooh...
:)
Sam... well... Nah!
BUT
Ari??
Ohhh... how adorable! :D
He loves you so much he tried to kill you!!! - i think that is SO adorable!![notice the sarcasm in that sentence]. I preffered it when he was [D][E][A][D]!!!
you are better off with
You-Know-Who - [F][A][N][G]
MAX + FANG = Oooh-La-Laa
HOW CAN WE FORGET THE BEACH SCENE
Oooooooooooooh...
:)
sam was a pretty big jerk for kissing you on the first date.sorry he betrayed you.at least what you guys had wasn't serious.Fang...now there's someone worth your time.think it over...ya know-if the voice isn't in there at the same time?lol
You shouldn't bother with sam he is just a trick to take you away from Fang he knows that and you know that
You shouldn't bother with sam he is just a trick to take you away from Fang he knows that and you know that
*rebmarks*
U R lookin for love in all the wrong places, sam is not for you, everyone with a brain knows that!, you know you just said u'll go out with him to make FANG jeali
nice try though
Everywhere u'll go fang will always be right next to u, waiting for you to make your move, make your move!!!
*rebmarks*
U R lookin for love in all the wrong places, everyone knows that u went on a date with that jerk just to make I'm not going to say who(FANG) jeali
tip #1 dump jerk (Sam)
tip #2 pretend to hurt yourself badly
tip #3 make fang help you
tip #4 stick to him like glue
tip #5 forget all tips and just skip to #4
*rebmarks*
That is insane! Who would do that, he sounds pathetic! stay strong no matter how much you luv kissing!
Dudette,
u no that u luv fang! follow ur hart, has it let u down yet? Fang is mor than ur bro and u no that dont u? u want him, or else you wouldnt hav kissed him on the beach!
U have such a cool life! I wish I was one of u with the wings! ('Cept for the jerks.) Love ur book! What's a RHW?
U poor girl!
Stay strong Max! U have 2!
P.S. How's the Voice doin'?
Fang sound tlike the right guy for you ..you have got to be freaking blind not to se that if you stick with sam, something bad is bound to happen, if you stick with fang....well, you just might have the time of your life...
Oh, Max if u wanna get rid of ari u should flirt wiv him 2 get on fangs nerves, then fang would kill him so he can't come alive again. Plus for the problem with sam u should e-mail him back sayin that u can't trust any 1 and tell him the whole story apart from the fact about wings and other powers.
hey max, u should date fangg 4 sure, 2 me u should add a pic of him 2 the blog!!! he sounds likew a cool guy. DATE HIM!!! who is the mysteri guest gonna b??? please tell me. luv elyse(devoted fan who wants 2b exactly like u)
Max,
You know, Sam, aka "The Jerk" is none of these things:
Intelegent, Strong, trustworthy, wary, loving (to you), knowledgeable about your... predicament ( or the fact that you have wings), or winged. Fang, however is all of those. I said it once ( In a different post), and I will say it again. GET TOGETHER WITH FANG!! you love him, and you know it! Just kiss him again, He'll come 'round. He loves you a lot, I can tell, so don't be embarresed or unsure about your feelings for him, like he is about his for you, just tell him, then kiss him again like I suggested earlier.
LOVE,
"Hopefully a matchmaker", (hint hint) Or "Telling You What You SHOULD Already Know". I can't decide how to sign off.
P.S.Why do I need to try my hand at matchmaking any way??!! Also, how frustrating is it that the Borders near me dosen't have "Maximum Ride The Angel Experement"?! I couldn't belive it! I ended up with "Fairest" instead. :(
LOVE,
" Hopefully Telling You What You SHOULD Already Know", the matchmaker.
I AM A HUGE FAN OF MAXIMUM RIDE!!!!!! (THE TEENAGER, AND THE BOOK)!
RHW = RED HEADED/HAIRED (I'm not sure witch,) WONDER, meaning Lissa. That was for "Anonymous who posted at 6:55".
I LOVE FANG! other wise known as: "MR. CALM, COOL, AND COLLECTED" / MR. "WOULD IT KILL YOU TO SPEAK IN COMPLETE SENTECES?" / MR. "GOD, IS HE EVER THE STRONG AND SILENT TYPE"
Just to quote Max.
(I know he's yours by the way, I just love him as a fan.)
VeganGirl
I agree with you. That guy is a hell of a jerk! Never doubt that!
Don't worry, Ig'll come back!
boys r jerks, girls r crazy, that's just how the world works. and yes, i'm a girl and agree 100%.
don't trust anyone. NO ONE! okay, the flock is an exception.
kat/ kitty/ katie/ lol
wait u guys r talking to max like shes a real person!!!! that was a fictional story!!!! tho i wish all those ppl were real cept the erasers! lol peace
where did iggy go?! i no he went and found....not gunna spoil the story. but did he go somewhere else?
ur better off without him anyway, so let's talk about u and Fang...
lol
RHW stands for red haired wonder...
Alrighty then Max...
I got an idea.
Screw Sam adn date Fang.
Will that solve all your problems? No.
Will that be better for you both?
YESYESYESYESYESS!
btw-Be nicer to Ari. Okay, yeah hes a DIRTBAG! but it'd obvious hes in love with you. Just like another Flock member (cough cough FANG)
but, If you play along, maybe be a little guushy, Ari might go easier on the flock. You dont want him to take my poor baby Angel again, do ya?
if my crush just broke up on me... i might do the same
if my krush jus did that to me... id kill him
i take offense to that whole "all guys are jerks thing" lol, i know a few girls like that too
Sam has a MySpace?!
How do you get there? I SO want to post! I think that my friend also has a few choice words for our "beloved" Sam...
Max NEVER trust boys! they are all lying pigs in human (or human-avian *cough*fang*cough*)form! tust me on this one!
Yo. Vulture boy is in again. Sorry to tell you this Max, but your whole date was a setup. It's a classic guy trick: Take a girl to a bloody, violent, or scary movie in the hopes that she will get scared and cling to you. I've never used that, but then again, I've never been on a date. You and the flock are lucky. You had Jeb to teach you stuff. Me, Jake, and Sam had to do it all ourselves. Gotta run. Peace out.
~Alex
Nice. . . Nice :)
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