Um. I'm sitting right ACROSS from you.
{waves}
You couldn't quietly pass a note?
-Fang.
BTW: After Total finishes reading all these books he checked out, we're going.
. . .And by "reading," I mean, listening to the books on tape.
I can't figure this dumb dog out. He listens to cheesy pop music, but reads War and Peace and the Brontë sisters for fun.
Next time you write secret blog entries, how about you keep 'em a secret?
I hear that helps. Especially since a bunch of crazies are chasing us around because of it.
Thanks.
-Max
P.S. Now taking bets that Dr. Soup was at that hospital. Perhaps he was, I don't know, the German one who spat when he spoke. ...Or yelled. ...Or, just while standing still pondering the meaning of life.
I maintain that the sticky mainstream pop is very much not mine. {cough - Angel...AND TOTAL!}
He told me not to tell! But, I heard him karaoke-ing up a storm inside my backpack flying over Georgia last night. He's a huge Fergie fan. (Too bad she can't spell the word "Tasty" correctly in her song.)
-Fang AKA Fnick AKA Fall Out [of the Sky] Boy
P.S. Gazzy says he's offended that "White & Nerdy" was not on the playlist. Please play along and pretend that I "fixed it." (...Quite frankly, I just can't deal with them SINGING it over and over again mid-air!)
Remember that credit card we found?
We bought an iPod with it as a test of sorts. We figured that if we tried to buy something innocent enough, i.e. an MP3 player, Itex would never think WE had it. Especially since it's PINK. (Ick.) We would buy an incognito mode of transportation. Like, a Hummer with tinted windows.
That was vetoed because, well, they're upwards of $60,000 dollars and we have no idea what the limit on this thing is. Also, Iggy wants to drive and he REALLY shouldn't. Mostly because HE'S BLIND. Geez, kids today!
Unfortunately, it's kinda hard to share one iPod amongst six bird kids and a talking dog...all with different musical tastes. But, we tried:
Yeah, it's important to get our story our there on your BLOG and all, but Nudge has been trying to post her new idea on how to get it out there quickly before who-know-who stops us. Permanently.
(I'm seriously waiting for him to begin referring to it as his "Precious" soon.)
Move it or lose it, buddy!
-Max
Hmmm.
Why won't this thing type out creep tack you lur?!
Well, you guys know what I mean! ;-)
Ig here with the video:
We need to get this out there.
If anyone knows anything about what this means, we gotta know. SHARE IT FAR AND WIDE and tell your friends to come here and help us.
Itex, The School, not the School but that other school, The Institute, and all the other crazies of the world don't want us to pass this video around, but TOUGH!
Together, we can do anything! (Except chew gum. I'm allergic.)
Ig
Ever see the movie Splash?
I caught it on TV once. It's some old movie from the 1980s about a woman who looks perfectly normal, but once she's in water, she becomes a mermaid.
Anyway, that's not really the point.
The point is that she goes into an electronics store, and freaks out when all the TVs are playing...whatever it was. I can't remember.
Also not the point!
The real point is, we got the idea to play our tape at one of those places. Probably a bad idea considering it was really weird. Oh, right. ...And played on all 23 high definition, extra wide screens!
Our exit was kinda awkward. And by kinda, I mean very.
Ig's gonna upload the video for you guys in a minute.
Stay tuned.
-Max
Verb [trans.]
Organize and encourage to act in a concerted way in order to bring about a particular objective.
We took your advice and bent the envelope a lot...mostly because the stamp told us not to. (Reverse psychology of the bubble wrap kind?) Then, we opened it.
If this "Gorry" person is still alive (Angel says it's a totally creeptacular name, by the way), I hope he or she or it isn't offended that Pruitt never got this package. (Whoops.)
There was a credit card inside. Us bird kids are seriously low on cash, so I wonder if it still works. We're gonna have Nudge and Angel work their respective magic on this one. We'll keep you posted...from jail or otherwise.
There was also this:
We've seen this before. Not impressed, merely more weirded out. But this is new for sure:
I didn't even know people still MADE these tapes anymore. (Hello! DVDs!) But when I looked at the date and then saw Jeb's name on there, I started getting a headache. Felt dizzy. Wanted to hurl my guts out. ...The exact same thing my chip does to me, only this was because of him.
Since this laptop only plays DVDs, we need to find one of those antiquated VHS player...thingies. Or, perhaps Ig can fashion one from a dog collar, a pair of combat boots, and a lunch box.
-Max
...and still CREEPTACULAR!
Nudge's word has so many levels of application.
Ig here.
:)
Remember the file room Gazzy and I were snooping around in at school?
Looky what we got from Itex:
I can't see it, but I was told what's on it, and that's enough for me!
Ig
P.S. "Creeptacular" means "WAY way really darn creepy." It's a Nudge vocab word - a combination of creepy and spectacular. Use it in a sentence today.
We're in some serious hyper speed running-away-from-the-bad-guys mode, so the next few posts are literally going to be "on the fly."
I guess that happens when a flock of bird kids break into your office complex and escape with contraband. (Some plan, eh?)
If you read the blog entries found in the back of our first book (thanks, publisher dudes), you'll know why this business card we found is freaky stuff:
Institute for Higher Aeronautics + Itex = THE HECK?!
More to come...
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