Exhibit A: Weirdos-R-Us
We're in some serious hyper speed running-away-from-the-bad-guys mode, so the next few posts are literally going to be "on the fly."
I guess that happens when a flock of bird kids break into your office complex and escape with contraband. (Some plan, eh?)
If you read the blog entries found in the back of our first book (thanks, publisher dudes), you'll know why this business card we found is freaky stuff:
Institute for Higher Aeronautics + Itex = THE HECK?!
More to come...
56 messages to The Flock:
ya no kidding maybe,(while your on the fly) you should go into a local gun store as a detour incase some erasers attempt to xhase you down. Not that your going to be able to look at my site now but u should www.freewebs.com/joyjump
-joyjump
Dude, scary stuff. Maybe we'll find it out in the next book...? I hope so. Anyhow, be careful out there. Never know when those darn Erasers might pop up.
Man, you guys never get a break. Joyjump, i love the comment. Maybe the flock could stop by a Wally World to get a gun, too. lol, GO NUDGE!
Streamrose, of Mossflower Woods
Man, the flock just can't get a break, can they? dang.
Streamrose of Mossflower Wood
I'll say it again...this can't be good.
Aeronnautics...as in super duper high tech crazy planes???
my guess...institute for higher aeronautics is creating a crazy plane for itex....that lets them drop a super nuclear bomb from the air and control the world!
me? crazy? nah not really more like paranoid....itex? crazy? you bet your butt.
but...i agree w/ joyjump...you should get guns...hey its in the first amendment right?...or the second? eh, who knows anyway kick some hairy eraser butt!
anywho, hopefully none of that stuff happens. the flock is awesome!
i love u fang ur so rockin awesome!
~Disheartened
okay happy happy happy i read the stuff at the back of the 1st book. lol, yeah umm freaky much? totally agreeing with joyjump person! LOL :) shoot the erasers out of the sky! AHAHAHAHA! neway stay safe k? LUV YA ALL!
XOXOXOXOXOXO
KAT
thanks stream rose
Jeezum, DEFINETLY weirdos-r-us!
Watch out 'cuz that smells like trouble. Eww, Gazzy! I didn't really mean that!
Seriously you guys need weapons. Good idea joyjump. get a bazooka. BOOM bye bye erasers
Yah joyjump your smart. get a bazooka... BOOM no more erasers
come on max, you can do better than that as about a million people have advised you get a GUN, and nudge touch the doors touch the chairs touch anything, angel think possitev! just think hard i know your 6 but youre better than that. iggy, i know you r blind but can kick any ones butt here in Pine Island and i think your a better lock picker than violet boaudalaire and thats a big complament. gazzy your the best wach man i know. and Fang, GOD i hate you stop flurting with other girls i'm not a two timer like you at least i can tell when i love someone max doesn't love sam and you don't love that stupid iddiotic freak of a red hedde girl! can't you tell that max has a thing for you, you two made out in the first book! you to love eachother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and for all of you guys for once and for all you are not freaks wings are good take it from me i know i feel like the only one with wings in the world but since i know you now i feel better. and fang youre lucky Max sounds and looks HOT.
i also have to go with joyjump. go to a gun store and see if you could find any shot guns, or maybe some pistols. or if you wanted to let iggy and gazzy indulge in their fondness try letting them make some RPG and lanchers for them. or try leting them make adhesive explosives. or if not maybe get some scopes for the shot guns.
Aeronautics in latin means born to fly or air or something. The card is from the Institute for Higher Living, which is genetic engineering to form a better crop of living things. In all, it means more flying humans or Erasers. I mean, duh, you guys are the only two successful recombinants. No offense, but the answer's pretty much smacking you in the face. Smack it back.
Hmm, yeah, you know, just fly through the local gun store... how often do you find a local gun store? Next to the gas station maybe? Or maybe that's not such a good idea for when you're feeling extra paranoid... Ah well. Keep on... keeping on!
xx
yea that is the second amendment. the right to bear arms... i think
ANYWAY
and yea that is kinda freaky i mean institute for higher aeronnautics and itex together?!?! wow seriously puzzling. but i have faith you guys will figure it out!!!
so what are they (itex) gonna do air raid the flock??
Eeps, that does remind me too much of the Institute for Higher Living!
Hey, stay safe, and since it's winter, keep a coat with ya!
Like Puss In Boots, I live in Michigan, which has some pretty darn crappy and unpredictable weather. I do not suggest coming here. Ever.
Yesh, I love my home. The weather? Ack, it's not fun weather wise. But yesh, stay safe and watch out for those stupid erasers! *grumbles about the stupidity of erasers*
~Meggy
Interesting. Very interesting. See Ya Later Fang. Say hi to the flock for me! Later!!!
♥flying solo♥
What?? i'm lost i thought u guys were the smart ones...DUUUH buy pretty much anything that explodes and if u set them out them in the school and in both instatutes... i mean seareously can u get any dumber than that everybody is putting it in black and white... JUST BLOW UP THE SCHOOL, THE INSTATUTE FOR HIGHER LIVING, AND THE INSATATUTE FOR HIGHER AIRANAUTICS... B L A C K A N D W H I T E!!!!!!!!! well that and READ BETWEEN THE LINES!
That is rather frightening, Fang. I'm sure you can figue it out though!
Tell the flock I said hi,
Be safe,
~Candace
Whoa weird!Thats all i have to say.Bye.
Your Friend
Blu
well i dont agree with joyjump max u shouldnt get a gun in the first book u kicked the ereasers butts without a gun!!!
me again
ok so i reread it and i think that R stands for Roland. u know like ter Brocht Roland (or however u spell it)
i dunno who wrote it
WP???
and that plan ticket?!
weird but why is he going there? i mean since u guys r on the run and all but ...
WHAT IF THEY"RE MAKING AN EVIL ARMY OF ERASERS WHO REALLY LOOK LIKE YOU GUYS??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
that would be FREAKY
i mean maybe the second max was like a prototype. like a test and these clones that they're making are the real thing!!!
im warning you watch out!!
What's with the Institutes?
Plural?
Institute for Higher Aeronautics + Itex = Flying Erasers and major ouch.
You sure that qualifies as a plan?
DarkHawk09
Ok guys forget what i said about "get a gun" GET A HEAVY DUTY ARMED COAST GAURD CHOPPER!!! And comment 23 your not that smart think about what happend at anne's house after they escape from school. ERASERS+JEB+FAKE-FBI=SITUATION!!! and if they can fight off an erser with their hands which probably takes 15 min. i would say a chopper would make it less than oh...5 seconds. and a gun about 2min.
-heed my word! joyjump (www.freewebs.com)
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WOE
THIS IS HUGE
I WANT THE NEXT BOOK NOW!!!!!
IT WOULD BE ABOUT A THOUSAND TYMS EASYIER 2 FOLLOW ALONG = )
POST MORE STUFF SOON!!
MUCH LUV♥
LADEEBUG0211
what the heck!?!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bookworm
*_*Bye!
What the HELL!!!!!
The *Rocker*
^_^ Bye!
What the Hell is all this crap for?!That is just to creepy and scary.
Poprox
~_~ Bye!
Yo anonymous person! I like Ig, I truly do,...
But...
He is NOT a better lock picker then the Violet Baudelaire-they have the same amount of skill and the only other reason Iggy seems superior(spelling?) is b/c of 2 things:
1)Ig has some fancy schmancy lock picks
And 2)Violet had to make her own out of the metal part of a lamp plug and a tack
Just wanted to point this out.
(:
I like the idea a lot joyjump. But there is just one problem with it (and I'm not trying to be rude)............ WHO THE HECK IS GOING TO SELL A GUN TO A MINOR????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(and again no ofence)
But I do like the idea of them having a weapon of some sort.
Really sorry if I caused some sort of ofence.
Okay Fang, are you going to tell us were you're headed?
The Bookworm
^_^ Bye!
PS I love you Fang! Tell the Flock I said hi.
Okay Bye.
Fang.....this is to wierd...i mean i follow almost evrything you and Max..and even iggy say, but still. Come on!! I love you guys to death and i wish i was one of you but lately its getting wierd...espeacilly with ari AND sam in love with Max. So yeah ur jealous..but you wont admit it and the Card and the Ticket are totally freaky!! So plz explain to me and evryone else here wat is going on...PLZ. I love you and the rest of the flock to FREAKING death, but this is wierd
ps need help!!1
*blows kiss to fang and leaves*
I said comment 26 just to let u know
-joyjump
and I think what shrukien said was right
BLACK AND WHITE!!! and Im just sayin, "It's not about playin fair when your in a fight you just fight you dont think oh that machette might hurt that pore erasser. NO! you think man that machette sure can slice, I wounder if i can CHOP OFF THE ERASSER's HEAD!!!" and thx comment 3. GO FLOCK GO!!! (iggy rulz) (www.freewebs.com/joyjump)
Book worm I have a shot gun and a rifle and im not even as old as fang so just to let you know but ya you do need a person over 18 to buy a gun but still the flock has wings and who says they would buy it? I mean fang could go with his whole angel of death thing and it would be over i can see it now "This is the angel of death give me ammo or i wont let u live" easy as that. Also, WE ARE AMERICAN! Do we run away? NO!! I SAY WE TAKE THE FIGHT TO THEM LIKE WE ALWAYS HAVE! NOT ONE FIGHT HAS BEEN ON OUR LAND (exept the attack on Pearl harbor, but who knew?) and not that I'm promoting violince but this is survival and who says you can talk it over with an eraser.
UNTIL THE NEXT POST!!!
-joyjump (www.freewebs.com/joyjump)
*personaly i in the gun shop go for the semi-auto long barel 16 round pistols they make erasers cry*
Ok book worm your right but who says they will buy it? Fang could do his whole angel of death routine and just walk out with loads of fire-arms (of course they might try shooting "the angel of death"... never thought about that...) any way this is survival and we are AMERICAN! AND WE HAVE EVERY FIGHT TAKEN TO THEM (the enemy) only once have we had a fight on our land which was Pearl harbor but who knew that would happen? And not that I'm promoting violnce but who says you can talk it over wit han eraser who wants you dead? So I say take the fight to them!
-HEED MY WORD!!!
*iggy and Gazzy rule*
Joyjump (www.freewebs.com/joyjump)
(and the guy who said the thing about R.P.G.s. Who sales R.P.G.s to civilians?)
ok... you guys should probly like run... fly down through mexico... get a burrito or taco... then you should go to some remote island or a south american country like brazil or chili or sumthin like that... take a detour to the amazon... but make sure Angel tells the fish to not eat you... that could be bad...
Dun dun dun dun....
*gulp*
Yo anonymous person! I like Ig, I truly do,...
But...
He is NOT a better lock picker then the Violet Baudelaire-they have the same amount of skill and the only other reason Iggy seems superior(spelling?) is b/c of 2 things:
1)Ig has some fancy schmancy lock picks
And 2)Violet had to make her own out of the metal part of a lamp plug and a tack
Just wanted to point this out.
(:
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Re: ......
Lol, but a briefcase is FAR easier to pick than a dead-bolt on a door.
Plus, Iggy gets bonus points for having the lock picking tools with him in the first place. Violet had to improvise and when you live your life on improvisation the little variables in chance that weren't enough to cancel any one improvisation WILL eventually add up till they imbalance the equation in favor of failure.
I so love posting things people will never see.
- The Watch
Good going, what u goin gto do now?
Exhibit A. W0W! You've been working this haven't you? They're gaining up on you. Hay, I want to know more about the Max and Fang romance.
-BB-
PS Everyone that comments is awsome. And saying that we need a life is like ripping a little kids life apart. It will scare us for life.
PS Everyone that comments is awsome. And saying that we need a life is like ripping a little kids life apart. It will scare us for life.
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lol, 'scare' you for life? Heaven help us that you should be on edge for the rest of your life, 'scared' because of something someone you don't even know said. Pull the covers over your head at night son, because we realistic people who can tell fact from fiction ar out to scare you!
- The Watch
Post Script: No hard feelings, lol. :P
Fang,
I filled in a Mad-Lib about you guys,and I want you to see it. The capitals are my words.
Ghost Story
Once there was a little kid who went on a BLACK hike through a FEATHERY forest in the middle of THE INSTITUTE. At first he had fun watching the cute little ERASERS go FLYING through the trees, and talking to the
BIRD-KIDS that dodged between the bushes. Then it began to get IRRIDESCENT. Soon it was night, and this kid whose name was FANG (sorry) realized he was lost and he got very frightened. His RATS began to chatter and he wished he were home with his daddy and MUTANT TALKING DOG. Suddenly he noted that the huge trees began to look like WINGS, and they seemed to reach out their WHITE COATS to grab him. Then he saw a weird shape floating in the air and glowing INTELEGENTLY. It made a scary noise and said, "I am the spirit of the last RIDES. I am lonley haunting this forest alone, and came to find some SCHOOL to help me." Then it went ARGH and the kid said AHHHHHH, and that was the last anyone ever heard of him.
It's stupid, I know, but kinda funny, I think.
Yeah... It's ironic isn't it?
'Cause Fang is the bravest one I know, and he could have taken out the "Spirit" with one hand behind his back. Also, incase you were wondering, its random where the Max Ride words get put; I didn't mean any offense.
O.K. somthing to say here,
DUMP THE RED-HEAD!
HAVE MAX INSTEAD!
Catchy... I should make it a chant.
Hmmmmm...
-DarkHawk09
Blogger: Lith
i feel sorry for the flock. i don't have to run around from mutant dog freaks... but i do a lot of running, and not from everyday people...
oOLithOo
i cant believe ari really wants to be with max it was a really big shock since theyre enimies!
i feel really sorry for the erasers though because they didnt ask to be experimented on and having wings must be really hard for them, as they wont be able to fly that well because of theyre weight.though they probably shouldnt ayttack max and that because they are all equall theyre all mutants maby they should make friends and work 2gether!
what type of name is total!?
he needs a better one like lucky or star!
thats so unfair dont u guys ever get a rest.
cya
love u all
i cant w8 till maximum ride 3
cuz the 2nd one is fab
ok...so that wasn't weird...is this blog for people who are totally obsessed with maximum ride? cuz if it is, that is so cool.
that is seriously creepy!!!
Kant wait for the next book yall!!!!
PS FANG U ROCK!!!!!
i agree that it would be easier to kick earaser butt or flyboys with a gun or bassoka but then where would the fun be in that :)lol
First, purple goose, WP stands for, "Walter X. Powers", it says this at the top of the business card that the note is on. Second, JoyJump is totally right, you guys need smoe sort of weapon. If not a gun then a sword (I can hook you upo with one, Fang I know would like it.), if not that, then at least a baseball bat. Third, Shuriken is right, just blow up the school. I can hook you up with enough gun powder to level a few square mile if you want (kind of creepy huh?). Finally, Fang, Max is so your type, ditch the redhead, and get a girl with class and bravery (A.K.A. Max). Heck, I would go out with her if I knew her.
-Archangel
What the he**?
i'd track that person down and kill them
peace
`*Taylor*~
why don't they call it institute of mad scientists and big dumb genetically enginered ereasers!?
ROSALIE! :]!
Heyy Flock!
Cool Blog! I read it all the time!!!
g2g now byee byeeeeeeeeee!
-Cazza
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