Flying lessons!!
We've learned a whole lot about important lessons in flying lately.
1. Don't fly in below 0 temperatures and wind chill, cause you'll freeze your butt and wings off! (Ouchness!)
2. Don't fly with cameras, laptops or other electronic stuff.
It, unlike a cat, does not have 9 lives when it falls. It just SMASHES and breaks, and gets you in trouble. (Whoops!)
3. Don't fly while wearing flip flops. This is probably the same reason why people don't wear them on roller coasters, either.
I know this because I just lost mine somewhere over New Jersey.
If it hit you in the head, person below me on Route 9, I'm totally super-sorry. They're cute, so if your foot is not too big, too small, or you're not anti-sparkles and pink (Squee!), why not wear them?
~NuDgE!
P.S. Not applicable to planes or helicopters. Applicable to Eraser butt-kicking bird kids ONLY.
P.P.S. Where the heck are all of the Erasers?! I think I gained five pounds sitting around eating peanut butter cups waiting around for a surprise attack.
This is...weird. No, CREEPTACULAR!!!
96 messages to The Flock:
so true. oh and Nudge, sweetheart, try to keep hold of you flipflops next time.
-Hannah
oh so very very true. oh and Nudge, sweetie try to hold on to your flipflops next time. They may feel light but falling 30 mph they really hurt.
-Hannah
u still dont stop talking do you NuDGe? :) BTW, very good tips ;)
wow...so THATS WHAT U'VE BEEN DOING ALL THIS TIME...AND NOT BLOGGING.;) glad i don't live in jersey: WARNING: FALLING FLIP FLOPS CAN BE HAZORDOUS TO UR HEALTH. lol:)
bye
COWGAL
I LOVE COUNTRY
COUNTRY RULZ
p.s. i used to LOVE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS...but then i ate so many i
got tired of them:)
p.p.s. FIRST COMMENT WOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!;)
They're trying t psych you out.
Don't let them.
Fight!
I wish there were Erasers in in real life, i would enjoy kicking their butts, BTW having a second degree black belts helps, HEY theres an idea, Max, you and the flock should take taekwondo, lol
-Mutant
They are trying to get you into a false sense of security.
Seen it all the time.
WE WANT FAXNESS!
WE WANT FAXNESS!!!!!
(please.)
enjoy eraser-free time while you can!
<3
Megan
It's about time yall posted! Well duh your not suppose(sp?) To fly with flip-flops. Okay sorry for being a grouch but I hate this time change thing. Not enough sleep.
Okay thats enough rambeling for now. But I am so glad to see yall posted.
Love ya!!!
The Bookworm
^_^bye!
Hey take the no erasers as a good thing and let Max worry about why their aren't coming alright? It's her and Fang's job to worry not yours.
I love you alot and glad to hear from you Nudge! Tell the flock I said hi!!!!!!!!!!
heh, i'll keep that in mind! and why would you wear FLIP FLOPS in BELOW FREEZING temps?!!
--crazy orange percussion kid
**first post, methinks! =P
heh, i'll keep that in mind! and why would you wear FLIP FLOPS in BELOW FREEZING temps?!!
--crazy orange percussionist
**first post, methinks! =P
WOOT! first one!(i think) sorry bout your flip flops.
Wooow, you've learned something today. Dontcha just feel so... refreshed? *cough*notsmirking!Whatareyoutalkingabout?*cough*
Erm. Groove on, Groovesters!
P.S. Nice shoes, Nudge.
YES!!! first to post oh well staight to the point... so you fixed your laptop? i cant wait for the third book i wonder whats going to happen!!!
I think I'd like to have those flip-flops, nudge!
Hey Yalls!!!! Nice. Ummmm.... Why would you fly in below freezing wether? Isn't that like not good?
Well got to go. See ya!!
.:WEB GOBLIN:.
^_^ Bye.
no Erasers! Zip! Zero! Nadda! Zelch! nothing! WEIRD! Keep in fighting shape! You never know when they are gonna sneak up! YOU GUYS ROCK!!! GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!! ;D :D
"Applicable to Eraser butt-kicking bird kids ONLY."
What, not strange angels? Tch. Way to be elitist, you guys.
Then again, I figured most of that stuff out after my first couple of months airborne, so...
Hmm. That came out really, catty, didn't it? I'd delete it, but seriously. I'd have thought some of that stuff was common sense.
Well, at least you guys aren't being harassed...er, for now.
Lucinda
(Strange Angel who is just going to shut up while she's not too far behind.)
Applicable to Eraser butt-kicking bird kids ONLY.
What, not strange angels? Way to be elitist, you guys. Then again, I figured most of that stuff out in my first few months of flying, so...
Hmm. That sounded a little catty, didn't it? Well, I'm not gonna delete it, mostly because I would have thought some of that was, y'know, common sense.
Well. At least you guys aren't been harassed..er, for now. Y'know. Um.
Yeah.
Lucinda
(Strange Angel who's just going to quit now while she's not too far behind)
(Oh, and sorry if this shows up twice. Stupid computer glitched on me and I don't know if my comment posted the first time or not.)
cool first comment! right? anyhow, those flip flops sounded like ones i used to have. granted, that was six shoe sizes ago.
Hey Nudge! Uh, when did u start using the word squee? Did u get it from my post username? I just started putting them up or w/e. If you did, cool! If u didn't, that's cool too! I made up a little song about a mushroom once and it talked about squee in it. Lol.
First i'm just going to say this but aren't u tired of talking to humans if ur always talking about how we freak u out and everything it just i think its wierd that u have a web site and everything but u can't stand us normal people because it goes agianst everything ur book says so i'm just wongering
Softballlt8@yahoo.com
YAY!!
i'd agree. the lack of erasers around certainly isn't heartening. i wonder what they're planning.
Yaay!!! First to comment (I hope)
To Nudge: This is soooo creeptacular!!!!! Did anyone besides Max get frostbite???
PINK SPARKLES RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Probably making a plan! Just stay on your toes.
thats to bad bout your flip-flop...maybe you will get it back...and 1 question...is that not all common sense...just saying...cant wait for the 3rd book
*hehe*
so true nudge..
next time try a bit harder to keep your flip-flops on.... oo you could cross your toes...
mmk
-Nat
hmm... maybe next time the erasers show up, you could brain them with a shoe, i mean, Angel can tell them to plumet, Iggy and Gazzy can blow them up, Max and Fang can kick the snot out of them and you can go all pink-sparkely-foot-wear on their hairy butts! ^.^
Yeah, they'll come back. Next time, as mechanical robots called "flyboys." Ari will join your team. You guys will go back to the School. Something bad will happen.
How do I know? I just do.
Just call me
Lyeius
Okay, I didn't get the first comment, whatever lol.
And may I suggest Crocs. (The shoe, not the animal)
sory u lost ur flipflops Nudge.
Tell fang I LOVE him!!!!
Wow, nice job Nudge =)
Ow... My head.
Hey can yoo check out my blogger thingy Nudge, fang, Max, iggy, Angel and the Gasman please? thanks http://sxc-sianys-blog.blogspot.com/ thank yoo Love yoo Fang, your hot sexy boy lol i send yoo kisses xxxx
Hope you're having a nice vacation. No eraser attacks, rejoice! haha. I'd wear the flip-flops, totally! But I haven't seen any falling from the sky lately. Too bad, though.
|Fang Fan |
srry but nevr herd of Rte. 9
C ya! O.o
HA!
Those flip-flops sound kind of ugly.... But I live in Jersey!!! WOOT!!!
And all of you bird kids can afford to gain 5 lbs -- ur all super-skinny!!!
Well, so sorry about your flip flops but, Old Navy has them 2 for 5 Dollars in like every color imaginable. Mabye you can find one of those in New Jersey and get some more because I'm like addicted to their flip flops. :)
<3 Kelly
What I'd give to kick some Eraser butt... you guys are seriously lucky...
Why don't you ask the dog why he can talk? Why have you never told angel it is wrong to manipulate people's minds? Why do you not fly somewhere far away from Itex companies? Shouldn't you amaze people with you flying abilites in exchange for protection? Just some thoughts. Maybe Angel should be the leader...
I wish I had your powers and erasers where I live. Then I could kick their smelly ol' wolf butts. And the best part is I would do it in midair. So if they fasll double pain.Oh yeah! It's realy creeptacular no erasers have shown up. If you want to kill an eraser go to the school. Not like I want to get you killed or anything,but,sorry my ideas somtimes suck. Just go find the clone Max. I mean wherever she is there are bound to be erasers near by looking for her to kill. Hey if Jeb's there why not kick his butt too. Oh and sorry about your flip-flops.
P.S. Tell everyone to post again.
Don't you think its kind of irrelavent that people other then the flock don't knkow about erasers, well anyways im bored, anyone else with wings got an idea of what to do, im really bored, peace
-Mutant
If the Erasers haven't struck lately then you should probably be on the lookout. They might be gathering their forces for one, giant, Eraser army! The Erasers might come at you by the thousands.
And then, when you're tired, a million will be sent in. You'll be forced into hiding and running for your lives.
Oh, wait. That's already what you're doing. Hiding and running. Never mind me. I'm generally a pretty big pessimist.
Seriously though. Look out.
(This may appear twice)
-Later-
OMG!!! I JUST HEARD THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE!!!! WAIT FOR IT........... Advanced Reader Copies of MR3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE FANG SEND IT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE DEVOTED ALL MY LIFE THAT I HAVEN'T ALREADY DEVOTED TO EDWARD CULLEN AND CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING.... need eraser bait?? I'm there for ya!! PLEASE!!!!!!!
I agree with flying for fang.
Edward Cullen is like one of my fave book characters besides Fang and Harry potter.
The Bookworm
^_^ BYE
Hi Nudge.. again. :D I love yoo all yoo all are legends (but not old lol) also give my kisses to fang thanks- Sian xox
Please post
You learned something.
Good for you.
hey thoose are what hit are car yesterday on route 9?(jk)ha, i thouhgt i heard a CABOOM! noise!lol im sorry to say, but i think your cute flipflops are too small for me. maybe try a bigger size next time when u stop by New Jersey!
Thanks for the warning. I'll keep in mind to look out for foam flip flops beaming me in the head, at least I'll know who's it is. Anyways, as for footwear, combat boots and sneakers would probably be the wisest choice.
1. boots can withstand anything and it'll probably hurt like hell to get kicked by one w/ the steal toes
2. sneakers will be light, easy to run with and probably easier to fly w/ also
3. flip flops you'll probably hurt yourself more when fighting than the erasers - who would want to give the awkward furballs that kinda satisfaction?
As for passing time, I say learn how to blow stuff up like Ig and Gas. Entertaining and useful.
P.S. Don't get caught be smokey the bear followers. Bad news.
lol finally u guys blog after wat a century. anyway gd tips and if i saw a pink ,sparkaly flipflop(yuck! pink! no way )fallin out of the sky i ewould probably freak out to.well cya l8ter and just remember to blog i wanna hear from iggy and fang some more.
bibi
Hi I have to ask are you guys menataly scared because of that message I gave about the Dr.Pepper comeing out of friends nose. I just had to ask. Any way why would you where fip flaps when your on the run. Fip flaps = pain. Oh my friend Max say I should Love them as much as I love. Dont tell her I said this but, if that was a joke I think I just died of born-doom.
g2g
Love you,
Mat
P.S. How do you flex a jal musle.
It's said that if one drops a penny off the Empire State building, it will go four inches into whatever it hits.
So how far would a flip-flop go into the road's surface, if it falls even farther than that?
If I come across a flip-flop shaped pothole, I'll know where it came from... eheheh... GOOD MUTANTS UNITE WHEEEE! And yes, I am in fact a mutant. I just can't fly.
i'm hopefully gonna get the scholarship and be a pilot soon. At least i don't need to worry about my boots falling out though the canopy!
I'm soooo sorry you lost you flip flops, Nudge!! I'm sure they were super cute!!
Nudge, this is just a warning, ... start running! the itex guys have figured out that people know a bit more about them, and they're destroying the old eraser models and replacing them with new ones!!!
Type 1 erasers that is. us type 2's are "too precious" to destroy but too human to use. they know we'd rebel.
I just dunno how the scientists can make the erasers like them since we're all brought up in cages. I suppose that's what too much dog does to you. (cat's rule!)
I dunno how samson can stand them, but he does. TRAITOR!!! So if you see a half cat thing in amongst the type 2 erasers, give it an extra hard kick. for the first time ever, samson betrayed delilah.. his own little sister!!!
REACH...for the keys
Hey, it's Lexy!
Nudge! Get some spare flip flops and put the in your backpack and just wear sneakers while flying, switch out once you land on solid ground! &hearts>
that must suck to loose your Flip flops
im not a pink person but i bet they're cute.BTW FAXNESS RULZ peace.
P.S. Keep a look out I watch movies DONT OPEN THE CLOSET. thats me talk for beware.
that must suck you lost your flip flop im not a pink sparle person but i bet they were cute.And about the Eraseloosers DONT GO IN THJE CLOSET!!!!!!!!! thats me speak for Beware there evil and Jebs smart they devising a plan.
P.S. I WANT FAXNESSS.
P.P.S. I can fly whenever because of IMAGINATION! but id kill to have wings Hey If I kill Ari for you guys can I get wings just curious!
PPPS you rulz
big fan
So true flipflops are extremely comfortable but so so easy to lose oh well some are cheap and hopfully that guy didn't read your book and also if they place charfes i'll voych for you oh and tell Max,Fang,and them i love you guys.
mmm...peanutbutter cups....
So yea, enjoy the silence while you can Nudge. ;)
dear flock,
I love your books I read 'The Angel Experiment 5 times and 'Schools out- forever' about 4. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE them! Hey, can you guys visit Pennsylvania to visit me? And are you guys really really really real? because it is so convincing! I am like your biggest fan. and i cna't wait until your movie comes out in 2008.
And I think you rock Nudge! You must be good with computers, so am I! It funny when Fang say '(and she's only 11, people!)', I am only 11 like you also and you are so talkitive, just like I am. And I'm not abig pink flip-flop fna ;).
Max, you are strong and reliable, you are a great leader. I really like your character in the book. And Question, do you like Fang? Just curiouse, because it seems like it in the book ;)
(can someone read this to Iggy, please!)
Iggy, you are so smart and reliable also, although you are blind. You are great. Whithout you the flock would be dogfood!
Gazzy, why do you and Iggy like bombs so much? Its kind of funny. How big of an explosive did Big Boy cause? And you must be a great brother to Angel, I think she loves you very much. Also, do you and Total always fight?
Angel, you are so sweet! Its cool that you can read minds! You must have been really scared at the School, but Max and the lfock saved you, they would never stop trying to save you!
Fang, why are you so like, well I don't know how to explain it. You are so strong and determined. When something is bothering you, you try to stay strong and not go weak. The flock needs you. Do you like Max? Just couriouse. The song Disapear really describes you, it also describes me. You so cool!
Total, look behind you theres a rabbit, haha just teasing you. And word of advice when Max tells you to be wuiet, she means it!
Flock, you guys are great! I look up to you! Can't wait till your movie.
Mr. James Patterson, your books are great, can't wait till the third one!
Until later,
Your Fan,
Liz
Good you haven't had Erasers foa while guys!
Liz
thanks for the tips... and for others information, dont run at lightening speed with flip flops either you will trip and you will get hurt in the prosess
Ouch...Nudge maybe you guys should stop flying in cold weather. Or at least bundle up when you do.
As for the computer...well that's kind of an obviouse out come. Yes, it's going to break if it falls from that high up.
Flip flops...? What are those?
Well...I guess I should go. Jordan...my Handler says I need to get back in my cage before the other whitecoats find out he let me out...
I hope I talk to you guys again.
With all my love,
Reina
I totally can't wait til MR3 comes out!! Nuge, just asking, y would u wear flipflops in BELOW FREEZING TEMPS and while u r flying??? be ready 4 the erasers... they're thinking about another way to beat the crap otta ya. good luck and kick the erasers butt!!
P.S. Much love 2 Fang!!
Ari has been gone off myspace for a while. Hmm. Wonder where he went....
-.::******** *****::.
I can totally agree with you on that. Hope you guys are safe and keep a close eye out for those Erasers. They could show up at any moment!!!!
Flip flops+running=pain.
Dropping things suck. I broke things before, and they are not pleased.
Oh well. Even they are not prone to gravity. Good lesson to learn and not find out the hard way.
gr8 tips nudge if i ever learn to fly i will keep theese in mind
i lost my flip flops once on a roler coaster (too bad i didnt read this before hand :(
i love ur personality i sometimes dont shut up either!
luv ya!!!
alyssa
ps email alyssapoteet@comcast.net
why do girls talk so much???
ew- I hate snow. I bet u guys probably hate it more in the air. yuck. oh
Random comment! The third book comes out on MY birthday. *does a little dance* I am so happy to hear what you guys are REALLY doing!
Umm...cold might not be good for the batteries either Nudge. Anyway, sorry about the flip flop, but why did you wear a flip flop in 0-degree temperatures? The Erasers are probably doing the usual, licking their wounds and planning how they're going to try and hurt you next...so be careful! Retribution is a powerful weapon on the side of evil.
~Bill~
Creeptacular! I love that word! Yah it's pretty sweet. Flip Flops are cool too. I'm sorry that you lost yours. I have extras here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fang's Twin
Why post lessons when you're the only bird-kids out there? Um, HELLO!
no duh! i mean come on! obviously computers and flip flops will fall. it's called gravity! anyways, i had a dream the other night that i had just been mutated by the sico scientists at the School, and than i escaped and went on a plane to dc and meet you guys. it was wierd because i was actually looking through my eyes! and in dreams i never see through my eyes. i was a cat mutant with ears and a tail. oh, and could also smell. it waswierd but it was also ausome. anyways, big fan. post more.
cat girl
(heh, heh. just kidding.)
Annastasia
p.s. if you are ever in california in a small town called Chico, stop by my house!
i don't know if my comment was posted, but oh well. if you want to ask me what i wanted to say, e-mail me at annainmagalia@yahoo.com.
cat girl
(heh, heh. just kidding!)
Annastasia
p.s. hi everyone. big fan. love you all!
I will remember that next time i fly
ok that was it bye.
Your Friend
Blu
Oh hey nudge don't wait for the erasers come to get some excersize maybe you can do some jumping jacks when your flying it might help. But keep focused on flapping your wings please.
- Logan
guess what?! my friends don't even know who the hell max is!!! well i thnk they like it. well,anyway you guys ROCK!!!!!!!!!
oooo...maybe your flip flop landed on gerard's house. *smiles*
I have been watching stuff on YouTube about a smashed laptop found on the side of the road. Yours, maybe???
-Ben 10
P.S.: Tell Total I said hiiiiiiiii...
How can i get to voting for a 4th book. i can't find it! i heart Nudge :)
srry bout ur flipflops Nugde!!!
i bet they were really cute.
and i love the books they rock
ps( tell the flock i said hey)
pps(i love peanut butter cups!)
Oh! so that was YOUR flip-flop that hit me! lol just kidding.
good luck!
-freedom flyer
Oh! so it was YOUR flip-flop that hit me! lol just kidding. i haven't even been to Jersey, let alone hit by a flip-flop. don't worry; they'll turn around somewhere.
good luck with those erasers!
OMG peanut butter!!
- freedom flyer
I am a scientist 4 the school, and I just collected your DnA for special...reasons.....
hint-max 2 is going to have a new friend...........
...I wear flipflops on rollercoasters. Haven't lost one yet!
I was wondering where those flip-flops came from!!!!
*As pink sparkly Nudge flip flops fall from the heavens...*
Random NJ Person 1: Owch! What the...pink flip flops?
Random NJ Person 2: Hey, niiiice. If you don't want em, can I have them?!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Yeah, I'm sorry, that's just the little episode that popped into my head when I read that...
Fly on! (Hope you find some new flip flops, Nudge!)
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