Got scarves?
I know that heat rises and everything and we can fly, but this is ridiculous:
"Bitter cold, blowing snow hit Northeast"
Note to self: When Gazzy wants 11 "dirty water dogs" from an authentic vendor in NYC, do not comply...even if you do have wings and can get there uber-mucho-fast.
My wings are stuck together, people! Stuck! Frostbite! Not fun!
-Max





98 messages to The Flock:
That sux, that must hurt really bad! Frostbite isn't fun as it is, I couldn't imagine having wings and getting frostbite on them!
Good luck with that, hope u dethaw soon! lol
(Beware of Ari!) Can't wait 4 the 3rd book!!! B careful.
-Renn
First One! (I think)
You guys really need scarves. Even I'm freezing!
I got a idea.... GO TO A HOMELESS SHELTER!!! They give away free clothes and you could wrap up your wings in scarves
-Chicagogir
(YAY! FIRST COMMENT!!!)
That totally sucks. I'm going to recommend Meat Tenderizer for stiff and stuck wings (yes, it's weird, but it works). Frostbite? Soak your hands/fingers/toes, whatever in lukewarm water. I'm really sorry, try finding an isolated place (if you can get there, and sit in a circle with your wings on the inside. Keep your heads inside your shirts/jackets, you lose most of your warmth through your head and wings.
I feel your pain. Living in the North can be so irritating at times. Sorry about your wings. Hope that you thaw soon. Even though it is March doesn't mean that it will be warm. Stay safe and warm. Can't wait until book 3!!!!
lol sorry but i would think u would know better than that water plus air plus wings not good.
Forgetting earmuffs is bad enough, but having your wings ice over... sheesh. I'm glad I don't have any extra limbs to keep warm right now... I bet your faces get all chapped, too.
I was running to school today and the 17 degree wind was blowing against me, hard! My face was numb for the first half-hour of school. I hope your wings will thaw before you take off again. Remember to watch out for Erasers!
- The Dude
P.S.- Believe it or not, I have wings too! ☺
Wats Up Angle, Fang, Gazzy, Iggy, Max, Total, and Nudge. Hope Yall Are Doin Okay. If You Havent Guessed Im From Down South. Bar-Be-Q, Steak, Burgers, Coke, and What Not. So If Theres A Problem Let Me Know I Will See If I can Help
-Orman
P.S. Ari Needs More Than A Kick In The Ribs Be Nice And Help Him Up When He Falls- Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do To You
I'd give ya some cloths. but your apparently nowhere nearby^_^
I'm very sorry. Come to Washington we have good weather lately. Those it usually rains. I'm also very glad you posted again.
oh yikes that must be painful. i cant even imagine the pain(mostly cause i dont have wings but lets face it, not many of us do) get scarfs. dont you have some credit card you could use?
Yeowch, frostbite. Good time to take advantage of those retractable wings and chill inside somewhere until the cold blows over--or in this cases, ceases to blow, I guess.
This is the part where I try not to broadcast too obnoxiously how close me and mine are to Florida, where I have decided to spend the rest of the winter, at least. (As long as Matthew doesn't whine too much, anyway.
Lucinda
(Strange Angel who Sympthaizes Really, No, Really!)
that has to suck more than when i got a fever of 104 degrees. hope you thaw and i think that you'll be safe from Ari. he's only 7 but he isn't that much of and ideate.
you need wing-warmers,if they exist, that is
bye for now, Bub
Hey I see ya'll finaly updated. Oh,Max I'm so sorry about your wings. That must hurt. You really must be freezing and thats not good. How is the rest of the Flock doing?
Love Ya'lls.
The Bookworm
O.o Bye!!!
frostbite on wings, I didn't know it even existed
poor max. Sorry about your wings.
That is some crazzyyy weather.
Good luck with the cold!
It's nice and warm here in San Diego!
You should come here.
=D
<3
Brr rabbit! Sure am glad I'm down south, y'all! Haha
Poor Max frostbite not too fun.Bad Gazzy bad.I can't believe wind can get so cold.Anyways have a nice day bye.
Your Friend
Blu
Lol!!! some people r crazy!!!! Well I just finshed ur books and they rock!!!!! Lol if u need scarves come visit my grandmother she'll knit u one!!! stay warm!!!!!
Its just as cold in the burbs where i am... i feel bad for u, and having frozen wings? That'd be really heavy.
Here is an idea, why are you in some cold region, why not somewhere very warm and not get frostbite. I hate frostbite, it really sucks.
o god that sux and it must hurt
well anyway gd luck with it all and plz do blog more soon
i cant w8 4 the 3rd book top com e out!
l8ters
A good cure for cold is music. Listen to some really loud, boppy music, or something that gest you moving and shaking (shakin that ass...). Loud music really warms me up, for some reason. Then again, so do scarves and jumpers...
Hot choclate. My cure-all. Hot chocolate with whipped cream on top and some baby marshmallows in. Mmmm...
Just keep moving, and tell Gazzy NO MORE HOT DOGS!!! Or threaten to cook and eat him. 'praps he'll taste like turkey? *chuckles*
hi max im a big fan
It's snowing right now where I reside (Maryland). I never really thought about this interesting possibility...
Scarves are the BEST!!!!
I love scarves, I'd totally share with you!
Icky frost bite =( That must suck.
--Sarah
OUCH! frostbite...on wings...dosen't sound to fun to me :( i would try "crystals" idea...sounds like it would work. hows fang doing with all this????? u guys should pair up and sit back to back, or wings to wings, and just warm up and dethaw!!!!!!! youch...sounds bad... u guys went back to NYC!!!!!! u guys have had some bad experiences there. u know what??? i have an idea: fly,or drive, down south it is nice and warm with NO frostbite what so ever!!!!!!!:)
i hope u dethaw soon
bye
COWGAL
I LOVE COUNTRY
COUNTRY RULZ
NYC - home to subways, honey roasted peanuts, the I HEART NY logo, and freezin cold weather. Yes, the northeast has it's numerous ups and downs. Try sleeping at that underground community (w/o touchin the third rail cuz the last thing u need are roasted bird kids. Disturbing. Again, another down for the northeast.), they've probably got mini fires round. 'til then, scarves'll do.
Don't worry, you'll make it. I know it sounds corny, but you've been through worse. Like the isolation tank. Anyway, try to get your hands on a bunch of those handwarmer things at wal-mart. They really help, and you might be able to somehow get them tucked into your feathers.
Good luck!
-MaxRideJunkie
Oi! Come to my house! We'll keep you warm. I doubt my parents would mind and my friends and I would take care of you!
~Candace
hey guys, frostbite?! sux 4 u all. sorry. : ( i can't w8 4 the 3rd book!! (im goin 2 alaska soon so lets hope i dont get frostbite 2!!) lots of luck 2 all of u!
Lucifer Snuff's Daughter
aww, that must have sucked the big one! I have never gotten frostbite before and cant imagine getting it, ecspecially in the air. Yikes!
Frostbite? o___O;;
ouch. try getting some heating pads&&keeping them inside yr jackets ;D
sorry bout ur wings...nice and warm down south...cold as its goin 2 get...60 70 u know...tell the flock i said hi...good luck...(cant wait 4 the 3rd book)ttyl
Man, Frosbite is bad enough but, Frozen! That's totally sucks, Well at least you have each other to warm up got to go in a hurry writer later
*rebmarks*
Yowch... and I thought it was bad here when it got down to -6. Course... it would be fun to throw boiling water up into the air and watch it turn into snow. I wouldn't recommend flying in it though. Just an idea. Gazzy's hot dogs can wait, ;). Keep warm, stay safe!
Elfchild
Hey "The Dude" do you travel alot? if you do den maybe ill see you around sometimes, i too have wings, and fly very fast? ITS NOT FUN WHEN U BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER =( anyways maybe ill see oyu around some time
hope u guys get better (still taling 2 nothing...............................................................COOL!!!) and dont ur wings hav feathers or sumthing too keep ur wings warm???????? hope u get better soon. cum to australia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just go over the atlantic islands, into russia, down asia, through the asian islands like singapore, into the land of oz, and down to new south wales!!!!!!!!!!!! that or stop in beijing, china this october, going there on an excursion. cya
ps, kick eraser butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CANT WAIT 4 3RD BOOK!!!!!! Ari sucks
OWCH! frostbite... I remember the time i got that on my hand... must REALLY hurt on your wings.
You should fly to some island and just live there.
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Hey, Max.... do you think you could put pictures of you guys on the blog? I want to see if your wings are anything like mine.... OMG!!!!! I can't believe I just said that!!! So what! I have wings, and fangs, and claws.... I feel A LOT like you sometimes, I want to be like you! Oh! And MAYBE do you think you could E-Mail me? My e-mail is janae1027@yahoo.com
Join the club! We're sitting here practically freezing our tails off in twenty degrees! That's what we get for living in New York!
Well, we have indoor heating, and we're avoiding the outdoors, but its still pretty dang cold!
Global Warming...yeah right!
your wings were stuck together? seriously? that's gotta hurt. go get yourselves some mittens and some... wing warmers...... But seriously get some winter gear.
uber-mucho-fast...that's fun
Ow.
I've never had frostbite, but that doesn't sound fun.
WARM UP QUICK, KTHNX.
-Tobias
Hey! I'm like, obsessed with these books!!! Only one thing though. I want to know what you look like. I mean, you're on the covers, but Fang is shaded in. I don't know how to say this without making Iggy, Nudge, Angel, Gazzy adn Max mad, but Fang is my favorite!!
Can't wait for the third book!
Omg! you guys are soo cool. im sorry about anne though. i hope nothing happens to the Flock. Long Live the FLOCK! ps...
I sure wish i had wings. I could be in the flock too!
I totally understand you guys. I live in Connecticut and it is FREEZING!!!!!! Ugh, way bad. I'm sorry for you guys. If you want scarves, hats, gloves, ect. I can totally give you some! haha, but I do know what you mean. It's the coldest weather it's ever been in CT.
Good luck out there though. Stay stafe!
~Michelle
bugger.
tell Fang I love him!!!! :)
Please post!!!! WHY CAN YOU NOT POST MORE?!! I no, i no, your computer is broken but go to a public library. It also will be warm!! Warm + frostbite = no more frostbite. Hello!! please please please! I've said this before & will say it again; THERE ARE SIX OF YOU (seven if you count Total) SOMEONE POST WHAT'S GOING ON! pretty please?
Ouch...frostbite. And i thought frostbite hurt when i got it on my cheeks! Imagine having wings and frostbite. Ouch...
(cant wait till book 3...seriously)
THAT REALLY STINKS, AND I KNOW WUT U MEAN(NOT REALLY)
C YA!O.o
PS IM WRITING A SERIES OF BOOKS SO THAT MY MOM DOSEN'T HAV 2 WORRY BOUT BILLS OR A RETIREMENT PLAN(WHEN SHE GETS OLD ENOUGH), AND BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO! ILL B THE YOUNGEST AUTHOR IN HISTORY, I HOPE.
PPS SRRY MAX & FLOCKBUT I MUST REPLACE YOUR BEST SELLING BOOKS TO HELP MY MUM!!! :P
PPPS ILL TELL YOU GUYS IF IT GETS PUBLISHED, SO STAY TUNED!
pppps IM YELLING CAUSE I WANT UR ATTENTION!!!!!!!
nice going. what ever u do, dont run ur wings under warm water, will make them feel warm at first but muscle in ur wing will still be cold, making it hurt even more.
ouch. i feel for ya, max
lol, im going to NYC next tuesday.
Meetcha there?
roflmao.
awwwww poor u! i hope the rest of da flock is okay!! give my love ta them!
cant wait till da 3rd book!!
cya!
-Fangs ultimate luva!!!
Ouch.
Gloves...Duh.
What were you thinking?
Be smarter next time.
Seriously.
ugh...dat sux!!! i got frostbite 1nce n it hurt sooooooooooo bad...even if it was only minor:) if u come 2 Cali u'll warm up right away! come visit please...until then u need 2 get someplace warm (maybe in dat subway tunnel...if its warm n if u're still in NYC) and huddle w/ u'r wings in da inside. hope it goes away soon!
Luv Ya
angel
ps- any "messages" from da Voice yet?
pss- im sooooooooo x-cited bout da 4th book!!! can't wait...seriously!
It's a miracle. You posted. Yeah i guess i'm lucky i live in the south and today it got up to 76 degrees.
Signed snakerox97
Tell Nudge to post! and tell the flock hi.
It was like -40 degrees C/F with the wind here (it was really 42 or something) side note -40 is the only time C and F are the same!!! Frostbite is not fun trust me.... Anyways... go skiing/Snowboarding!!!
Ouch, frostbite isn't fun at all, I couldn't imagine having wings stuck together... o_O Watch out for Ari! Can't wait for the third book!
---Jess
omg that really sux. I luv all the books, and i can't wait tell #3 comes out. I can read them like in 2 days. I luv them luv them.
arent birds supposed to build nest and go hide in trees or on top of skyscrapers?!?!?! well, anyway, um, max u seem waaaayyyyy too serious, HELLO, loosen up!!!
-blogger
Wow, that must suck Max. Frostbite on wings...not fun at all. Go get some gloves, jackets and yes, scarves would help. I hope your wings thaw out soon. Heh, so how is the flock? I still haven't gotten a comment from you guys yet, so I'm just wondering if everything is okay.
Wow...that was a stupid question to ask. Ah, well. I hope you guys are okay and hope to hear from you all real soon.
'Till then, see ya.
~Shadow
That sucks. But you still have wings unlike us normal kids. The closest we get to flyin is jumping off the stairs.
i want wings.
- max.
(a different one)
Feel like posting again? Please? pretty please?
poor u :'( i may hav 2 shed a single salty tear. seriosly thro. poor u. wot about rest of flock? theu ok? c u dude l8r. biiiiiiii! ~punky~monkey~~punky~beatz~
I know I shouldn't but... HAHA :)
I can't wait for the 3rd book.
-BB-
PS People don't say your 1st most of the time your not. You just end up looking realy silly.
poor Max!! nevr had frostbite jus cold hands + feet so dont no wat it feels like. American weather is realy weird. its eithr realy hot or realy cold. in the UK its cold al th time. sumr, wintr u name it! (wel, not FROSTBITE cold but cold al th same!!)
get wel soon,
scots fan xx
Handwarmers... good idea. Those things are awesome.
Frostbite really sucks! (I know cause I get it every winter.)
But, I live in Rochester so that means you guys are nearby. I had a cold-day and my school was canceled that Tuesday.
You guys need to be careful and stay out of the cold!
Hi well I think I'll just get to the point how do you avoid bird poop when your flying? Oh my god I think my friend Max (from other comments ) is about to die, she is laughing so hard that Dr.Pepper is comeing out of her nose.(even tough it's not that funny.)
-Mat
P.S. Love the pic. FANG
So my friend Mat just gave you a comment (Mat is a girl with a strang nickname like mine). The story she told you about me probaly mentaly scared for life! But never mind you already are! I hope my tip off about Jeb was helpful, if not oh well I just tought you should know. by the way that story Mat told you about the Dr. Pepper isn't true. (well maybe it was but you better not repeat it!) Well g2g.
-Max
ps. ok so the story was true but like i said dont repeat it.
So my friend Mat just gave you a comment (Mat is a girl with a strang nickname like mine). The story she told you about me probaly mentaly scared for life! But never mind you already are! I hope my tip off about Jeb was helpful, if not oh well I just tought you should know. by the way that story Mat told you about the Dr. Pepper isn't true. (well maybe it was but you better not repeat it!) Well g2g.
-Max
ps. ok so the story was true but like i said dont repeat it.
So my friend Mat just gave you a comment (Mat is a girl with a strang nickname like mine). The story she told you about me probaly mentaly scared for life! But never mind you already are! I hope my tip off about Jeb was helpful, if not oh well I just tought you should know. by the way that story Mat told you about the Dr. Pepper isn't true. (well maybe it was but you better not repeat it!) Well g2g.
-Max
ps. ok so the story was true but like i said dont repeat it.
Colorado's nice and warm, with highs in the 70's and it's great. maybe swing by to thaw out (unless another blizzard hits)
i sighted ari up in that region, he looked pretty angry:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43156477/
Are ya'll going to update soon?
The Bookworm
^_^ bye
Hey Fang are you going to post soon or what? Its been like 5 days now.
.:WEB GOBLIN:.
^_^ bye
Hey Fang are you going to post soon or what? Its been like 5 days now.
.:WEB GOBLIN:.
^_^ bye
Frostbite?!?!?!
Ouch.
Why aren't you posting? I mean, I know Total dropped the lap top from a billion feet up, but you gotta find a way around that for your obsessed fans! What the heck is a dirty water dog? I don't eat meat. I'm not aware of the meat slang. So, how fast is "uber-mucho-fast"? Are you faster than 200-something now? And last but not least, has Fang declared his undying love to you yet? We must know! And I'm very upset right now. 71 days? I think I'm gonna implode/explode. All at once. For those of you who don't know, it's 71 days until MR3 in released. We obsessed people keep tabs on this. Or, at least, I do.
You must post. SOON!!!!!!!!!
-DarkHawk09
P.S. I know the word verification thingy is random, but "sngzmznb"'s gotta mean something, right? I try to be funny. I know I am not, so ignore my poor atempts at jokes.
NYC? You guys made it all the way over there? Wow...you're lucky. I just got out of The School so I'm still kind of in hiding. I don't think you guys would remember me. We weren't held in the same part of The School. My name is Reina. Nice to finally meet you guys. I hope you have better luck than I have had so far...and I hope to meet you someday soon.
With all my love,
Reina
PS stay away from the Erasers and stay warm.
how did you get frost bite on your wings in the first place? I thought you were trying to set a good example for the rest of the flock. Well good luck any way and were a coat!
Your new friend Ri-san
yucky i HATE HATE HATE the cold. Come on summer! Hurry up!
Wow...is that possible? I can understand the individual feathers getting stuck together but the whole wing!?!?!?! Wow. Heat rises, but water rises with it. If you are flying anywhere withing the troposphere, no matter what the temperature, you are going to get moisture condensing on you. If it is warm, no biggie. If it's cold, then this moisture will freeze to you. NOT GOOD! Anyway, if your lungs can handle it, i'd adivse flying in the lower regions of the stratosphere, then you wouldn't be bothered by weather. The only problem would be if you ran into the jet stream and it was blowing the opposite direction...Anyway, it must be hard to stick you wings to each-other while your moving. Unless you did the "super-sonic speed...thing" ANyway, wish you luck.
~Bill~
Okay, I'm just posting comments like crazy, and I'm on a roll, so I'm not gonna stop now. OH, AND BY THE FREAKIN WAY, DON'T INSULT "DIRTY WATER DOGS." I like dirty water dogs. I like them a lot.
Remember: What does not kill you makes you stronger- Military maxim.
Yowch! I've never had frostbite, but my dad said his friend once had it, so that when you bent her ear, it stayed bent! Ear oragami!
man... frost bite. Talk about a major OUCH. good luck with warming up (go inside a heated library, every body goes in there, but you'll get warm fast)
Tiff
Wow!So happy that there is going to be 3rd book!!!Fang 4-get about that Brittany girl!!!You belong with Max STUPID!!!Max and Fang yall need to get 2-gether!!!As 4 the frost-bite Max I feel ya I hate the cold thats why i live in the South!Hope yall win in the next book and thta Max and Fang make-out!!!Like full out!As 4 ITEX.....they are gonna down and so it that double-crossen back stabber sun of a gun Jeb!!!He sucks!
love
-C
why does Fang always get the freaking crud get beaten out of him?!! Oh well go iggy!! You are the mean, not so clean, bling fighting machine. Who likes to blow stuff up.
-Alyssa
Go fang!!! You rule the world. The gothic terrorizing horror no cuteness world that is. Oh well you rule!!!! Why are you so freaking grumpy all the time?? Try and smile once about somthing not evil for a change!! Beat the crud out of Ari!!!!
-Fang lovr grl sort of
Dang... i dont think scarves would cut it... they dont even warm me up in the winter! im not so sure that i know what ur going thru, with me not having wings and all... but i would wrap up in a thick blanket. water, no matter what temp, does not work... i found that one out the hard way... ouch.
How the heck can you get freaking frostbite on your freaking wings!!!! It makes no sense,...unless you burry them in snow of somtin.
-Alyssa
hey max
i have gotton frost bite before. it SUCKS! well i hope you're okay.
-Brianna
Heya Max,
Ouch that can't be fun, frostbite, not nice! Gazzy nd his wants, well u can't do evryfin can ya?
All from ur Winged Freind 4 now,
FeAtHeR gIrL
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