Monday, April 23, 2007

B-R-I-T-T-A-N-Why?!

1. Wait, wait, wait. What happened to Brittany? How do we get her back? (Or at least her e-mail?)

2. 5 million? I'm gonna run out of hot dogs for SURE by then. (Especially since SOMEONE is EATING them when they're supposed to be to BRIBE Gazzy with to keep CLICKING all night!)

We're gonna need some help, big time to pull that off. Know anyone who knows 5 million friends or comes from a really, uber-huge fam?

3. Who keeps leaving these bizarro "traitor" messages about the Flock? You don't think we read this thing? Cause, yo, we do.

(Did I just say "Yo?" ...See what happens when you hang out in DC?)

-Fang.

P.S. Um, I guess I should say thanks for the clicking help.

We had no idea so many people from so many places would help us. But now that we know you're game, we need to all help each other. More on that soon. Some lady sitting next to me in this coffee shop keeps looking at me funny. (And she's eating some kind of smelly cheese. Gross me out dot com, lady.)

255 messages to The Flock:

Anonymous said...

lol. you must really love brittany.

Anonymous said...

...that's so sad, i forgot what i was going to say... i guess that it's proof i read too much, i can't stay focused now.

wait, now i remember. any chance of passing through the skies over the northern part of CT? it would be so awesome to see you all.

Anonymous said...

You actually like Britteny?

Okay, I should be a little more nicer. You actually LIKE Britteny? Wow. She didn't look like the type of girl that looked like she would crawl through swewers and fight, she'd probably painting her nails. Anyways, I guess you and me are alike. My friends don't like me telling people stuff like this, even hints, but... you are a lot like us. You hve wings, we have wings. You come from a group of mad scientists, we come from a group of mad scientists. You have Erasers chasing after you almost every day, we have Erasers chasing afer us almost every day. Little weird, huh?
If you are interested, I want to make sure my flo-friends don't know or they'll be angry at me.
Thanks for telling us.
RR

Anonymous said...

IM clicking like non-stop to get that movie! Ah! It would be cool to play you! I don't know if that sounds weird or what, ahhahah. Oh and I have this automatic clicker thing so when i go to bed at night it clicks NON-STOP! And the same for when I go to school. Can't wait for the movie cause it WILL HAPPEN! I have like uberest of instincts :)


-Paul From San Antonio, TX

JC said...

Click! Click! Click!
Just keep clicking, just keep clicking, just keep clicking, clicking, clicking!
Hey do you guys know that? From Finding Nemo? (Except replace clicking with swimming)

Anonymous said...

Don't worry Fang. Even if Brittany is gone you still have us and the flock!

AuthorAngel said...

SUCK IT UP YOU MAX HATER.
YOU'RE THE TRAITOR!
MAX WILL HATE YOU,
I WILL HATE YOU,
WE ALL WILL HATE YOU,
FOR LOVING BRITTANY,
AND NOT MAX.
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO INSPIRED ME TO CREATE MY BOOK, DANI DARING ALL AMERICAN ALIEN! I EVEN WROTE A FREAKING POEM ABOUT UR INSPIRATION!
I'M SO POED AT YOU!

Anonymous said...

She probably got excluded because she had a tiny head.

P.S. Clickers, if you didn't already know this, you don't have to refresh the page every time you click, you can just switch tabs back and forth.

Anonymous said...

She was probably excluded because she had a tiny head.

P.S. Clickers, if you didn't already know this, you don't have to refresh the page every time you click. You can just switch tabs(like, click on "maximum ride goes to Hollywood"then back on X Clicks for Max!".)

Anonymous said...

I knew we'd get to 1 million! I've been clicking to get 5 million like NON-STOP! And I downloaded this auto-clicker and everytime I go to bed or to school i turn it on and let it run alll dayy! We will get your stroy out there! :D I think it would be so cool to play you in the movie, I don't know if that sounds weird or not, lol. Well, Keep clicking people and maybe you should bribe Gazzy with fried apple pies from the McDonalds Dollar Menu!!!! LOL!


-From Your Top Clicker(Paul From San Antonio)



P.S. I already read MR3(:

Anonymous said...

I knew we'd get to 1 million! I've been clicking to get 5 million like NON-STOP! And I downloaded this auto-clicker and everytime I go to bed or to school i turn it on and let it run alll dayy! We will get your stroy out there! :D I think it would be so cool to play you in the movie, I don't know if that sounds weird or not, lol. Well, Keep clicking people and maybe you should bribe Gazzy with fried apple pies from the McDonalds Dollar Menu!!!! LOL!


-From Your Top Clicker(Paul From San Antonio)



P.S. I already read MR3(:

Anonymous said...

I knew we'd get to 1 million! I've been clicking to get 5 million like NON-STOP! And I downloaded this auto-clicker and everytime I go to bed or to school i turn it on and let it run alll dayy! We will get your stroy out there! :D I think it would be so cool to play you in the movie, I don't know if that sounds weird or not, lol. Well, Keep clicking people and maybe you should bribe Gazzy with fried apple pies from the McDonalds Dollar Menu!!!! LOL!


-From Your Top Clicker(Paul From San Antonio)



P.S. I already read MR3(:

Anonymous said...

aww.
i love you fang.
^.^

Anonymous said...

Why would someone leave tratior messages for you? that is so stupid.



I love the Flock so much. Yesterday I clicked like 100 times in a row.





Make Max bye another pack of hot dogs.




Keep up the clicking all you people out there




The Bookworm




^_^ BYE!!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah! One million clicks!! I'm so excited! I don't care that much about the movie BUT I will click.

BYE BYE

Anonymous said...

1 I'll keep clicking.
2 we can do 5 million, we are fans of the flock
3 if you run out of hot dogs try something else that comes in large #s and thats low on $.

-BB-
PS i'm going to DC this summer I won't end up saying yo all the time will I?

Anonymous said...

1. Sorry Fang.
Brittany didn't really look very...um...Max-ish?
Yeah.
=]
But, I think the people in right now...well they seem pretty good.
ANDD.

2. DUHH. There's already about...oh...1,724,000 clicks. IN ONE DAY. 5,000,000 will be a piece of cakee.

3. Psh. Slap them with a fish, the next time you hear from them. =]...Well it works...

-MJ.

P.S.; Ewww. I don't like cheese. =P. It tastes dizz-gusting.

Anonymous said...

I've clicked the "Click for Movie>>>>" Thing about 80 times in the past five mins. The movie must be made!
anyway, love you guys. My friend put in the 1 millionth click for MR4 while I was on the phone with him and we were screaming (yeah, we're just nerds like that lol)

so yeah, oh and tell Iggy he's awesome! ;D

>Ash

Anonymous said...

lol poor fang

Anonymous said...

I AM YOUR ULTRA-UBER WHAT-WHAT-WHAT HELPER!!!!!!!! ME AND MY BEST FRIENDS WILL CLICK ALL NIGHT IF WE HAVE TOO!!!!! LONG LIVE MR!!!!!! (and the flock of course! sry fang....GO IGGY!!!!)

Anonymous said...

Fang-
get over it! she's gone, and you know that you and Max are destined for each other! so stop wasting your time.

p.s. did you know that a while ago, on Max's myspace, someone called you "man candy"!?! lolx500

Anonymous said...

*sarcastically* Aww, poor you. It's all part of show biz, Fang, get used to it! And anyway, plenty of pretty fish in the sea......like Max. Wait, did I say Max? Oops.
And who's leaving the "traitor" messages? Hopefully not Cheese-Woman beside you!
~Sameena~

Anonymous said...

FIVE MILLION???? OMFG!!!! how we gonna pull that off???

and i have to agree with you about anonymous's comments about traitors. Its annoying and frankly, creepy. just dont let them go thru fang@!! we all hate them

*~kitty~*

Anonymous said...

Couple of questions. First, how do you click to get this stuff. Next, is this the last book? I got more but I think y'all would be readen for some time.

Anonymous said...

Hmm...I wonder who keeps eating all the hotdogs....yeah...I WONDER. ^^

Nudge.::.Twin said...

Fang! You don't need Brittany. You need Max!

Anonymous said...

I'll tell ALL my freinds and one of my teachers loves reading yall books and if there is a movie I wish you guys could paly as your self..oh ya yall guys are awsome YOU ROCK ^_^

Anonymous said...

**awsome that we made 1 million for MR4 so fast,if we all just sit there and click our brains out for a weeek we might get to 5 million just as fast? im sure clicking my brains....
**did Max ever think maybe the vice in her head was Jeb?

hakumei said...

weird i just joined here k being totally random here so yeah watever.....do u guys acctually read these posts??????????? caus eif u do i need to make better comments

GirLwithWings_NYC said...

Cool, first comment! I AM HELPING!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you guys! YOU'RE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!! Max, must stop eating the hotdogs, Gazzy HAS to keep clicking, Fang, MOTIVATE PEOPLE, you have 10 fan clubs in total! Iggy, writ some blog messages, that, as well as Fang's, MOTIVATE PEOPLE! Angel, MIND TAP PEOPLE! TELL THEM TO CLICK!! Nudge, ramble on and bug people into clicking, and total, just do what you do best. I'll help 2! See, It will all work out! EVERYONE ELSE, you know your duties!
Love u guys,
GirLwithWings_NYC

Anonymous said...

Hi Mat again. Fang you are so werred. I mean why would you think Brittany is hot? Any way that is kind of easy to see. God I have to many friends that are guys. You know Amy should win. There is no way Nicole will win. If you think about it she doesnt look like what you think Max would look like. Oh and how is every body else in the flock I mean we havent heard much about them. You know Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, and Angel. Besides the fact that your tring to kill Gazzy by feeding them all of those hot dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any way my I got to go, My step dad buging.

Mat

P.S. Love you guys.

Anonymous said...

OMG! I can't believe now they want 5 million clicks! I don't even know that many people! Hey, NAyone reading this don't think your clicking fest is over cuz now we have to reach 5 million!
P.S. How can Brittany be gone?! She wuz the best!

Anonymous said...

I glare at people who think I'm weird, it's my life, not theirs! Ha, I outsmarted dumb people who judge people!
Ooo la la, Fang has the hawts for someone.
5 million people hmmm, MySpace, YouTube, Xfire, Face Book, and that's all I know -.-
And one more thing,(I watch too much Jackie Chan Adventures >.<) never say "Yo" in every sentence. You will get into the habit and when you apply for a job, you are screwed.
Time to do booring homework. Bleh, bleh bleh, Pronouns, Civil Rights, Kinetic Energy, and Algebra! How fun! Only, I have to deal with this for 4 more weeks, then it's summer baby! Gonna go to South America, and eat all the empanadas de carne that will fit in my tummay!

The Flock should go on vacation to another country, might help ease the stress.

~Chicana
Why do I write like an essay for every comment I write? I should write less -.-

Anonymous said...

first of all brittnay probally didnt like you but guess what MAX LIKES YOU



from denise

Anonymous said...

Hey Fang... who the heck is Brittany???

And don't worry. Now, instead of clicking then clicking on another tab then going back to click again, my computer will let me just keep clicking forever, without stopping... we'll get to 5 million in no time!

Unknown said...

Hey guys! Just wanted to say that I am so happy you have a third book coming out and only one week after my 16th birthday.

You guys are awesome, keep it up!

Chase said...

WOW! From 1 million to 5 million. That is a bit of a jump. But as long as you have fan, there will be clicks. And where there are clicks, there will be a movie. Wounder if I can get my dad who's a programmer to write a program to automatically click the button. Well, anyway, MAKE THE CLICKS FOR THE MOVIE!!!

Deadly Bagel said...

=o I'm guessing they are being left by either the traitor, or the bad guys. Maybe they're just trying to freak you out, like it's another test, and they're pulling your leg.

Maybe Max is the traitor, because she has the chip, possibly a homing device.

However, if it was anyone willingly doing it, Angel would know. You should ask her. I wonder can she read Total's mind...Or if Angel is the traitor...Man...

It also gets me wondering who the Voice is. My money's on Jeb. The last page of the first book, the Voice says it loves her more than anyone else. It can't be Ari, because he has the same Voice. =O!!! Maybe the Voice is the traitor!

Anonymous said...

YAY!!!!! She's gone!!!!! GO AMY!!!!! And 5 million clicks will be a snap. Just watch me, i'll do it.

(There's a traitor among you... I know that.)

- A Fang (and Tobias) Fan

Anonymous said...

I relaay don't know what to say. I just like to type.


-Chicagogirl

Anonymous said...

sorry about brittany fang. but look on the bright max is still avalible.(hint hint)

Anonymous said...

You guys arent traitors...

Anonymous said...

come Ok Why is it 5 mil now *sigh*
well we'll make it and dont worry Max is just hungry so yeah
and creepy traitor guy quit it ok no ones betraying anyone
Padfootsamistress777
NITWIT BLUBBER ODDMENT TWEAK ^_^

Anonymous said...

Hey, Fang, Yeah, Max shouldn't have eaten those hotdogs.. And I was HOPING Brittany would make it, but she didn't... sad... sad...

Anonymous said...

Umm.... WHY IS KETHER (I don't think that is spelled right, horrible spelling) GONE!!! I DON'T LIKE AMY!!!! AMY SCARES ME!!!! T.T DO THE OTHER GIRL IF ANYONE!!!!

~Alex

P.S.- I ELPED CLINKING THE 1000000 THING!!! I did at least 1000 a day... Though some days I stopped at 500... My arm got tired.... If that makes sense....

Anonymous said...

Do you think the 'One-Of-You-Is-A-Traitor' person is going to post here again? Wonder if he (or she!) is going to try it on the forum....

Anonymous said...

One of you is a traitor.

Anonymous said...

FOR GET HER!!!! U have MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did u forget the girl u love? I hope not! I'll find the guy who says one of you is a tratior and burtally beat him up! Tell Max I wanna be her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U GUYS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. I'm Max...in my dreams..I.T is the same as I'm Max...in my dreams.... I.T is my band! No one knows what it stands for!!!!!!!!!!!! FANG IS SSSOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fidget said...

Amy! I vote for her... She's blond like Max. And she looks like a less maintenance kinda girl than Nicole And Brittany for that matter...
Besides Fang, you've already got the perfect girl for you right in front of you... All you gotta do is make the move.

<3<3<3
Much love for the Flock!
And I can't wait till the third and fourth book!

Anonymous said...

Hey guys. Just wanted to say, you rock.
Now you've got me wishing I had wings. lol
Aaah, the freedom of flying. Something I wish I had.

So we made it to MR4! Sweet, dude! And now the movie deal. My goal is to see it happen before MR3 comes out.

This morning, it was at 1.2 million, i think. Now it's like, 1.8 million. Awesome!

Anyways, I'll keep clicking for the movie. I got my mom to do it too, since she loves the books.

Now that's what she does in her spare time...lol

Peace. Rain

Anonymous said...

You know, part of me doesn't want the movie, because actors and actresses just can't kick Eraser butt like you can. Maybe you and the flock could star as yourselves. That would be one awesome Eraser butt-kickin' movie.

Love ya Fang!
T

Anonymous said...

ok Fang 1st you and max are destiny
2nd Brittany is gone get 3rd I LOVE YOU FANG

Anonymous said...

OMG i called all my friends and pleaded them to keep clicking. one of them was a little relutant, and i said "You'll be helping Fang," and she started cliking in a flash. lol it's amazing what a person can do when it involves a crush, lol.
i think Nicole has the part down 4 Max. she fits the discription better.
-freedom flyer

tifflia said...

1.I'm with you on this one.

Brittany was GORGEOUS. :"O How could they NOT choose her?

2.I've got a family of 40...if that counts? I'll e-mail them...or bribe them with hotdogs. It seems like that works pretty well.

3. That's just mean. No more comments.

(Yo? My friend recent became really ghetto...I think there's something wrong with me...)

5 million clicks...wowza. So far, I've contributed a wopping ONE click today...because parents aren't very supportive when it comes to clicking for a better cause.

Well..since comment moderation is on, then all the comments here have been read by you guys...so automatic assumption by me. ;)

Love you & the Flock,
Tiffany~

PS: Cheese? I don't like cheeses...I had a bad run-in with bleu cheese...

which is like a crumbly cheese that grew mold. Eewx1000

Anonymous said...

your book is the best book ive ever read and ive been hoping for a movie!! i know u need 5,000,000 clicks so i just did like 100 in the last 20 minutes i hope u go hollywood. talk to u later, max fang and the rest of the flock.... from best fan Adam

Anonymous said...

Oh great, more clicking. (I'm emphasizing that with a ton of sarcasm just so you know)Whelp, guess I'm going to have to keep at it. I'll try to get my friend in on it, but she's too busy reading fan fiction these days. (And it's not even Maximum Ride fan fiction, tsk tsk.) Ha, though my sister's boyfriend just came in and saw me clicking. He asked me if I was on myspace...then if I was trying to win a competition, and when I told him, he just said, "Wow, you've got a long way to go there." I just rolled my eyes and thought to myself 'Yeah, thanks for reminding me.' But I'll click until the wee hours of the night. We can't depend fully on Gazzy to pull through...'specially with Max eating the bribing supplies.

Anonymous said...

HORRAY FOR CLICKING!!!!!

5 million WILL happen... well thats granted you can get a sponsership from Ball Park franks.

Good luck guys dont give up the fight.

BTW: Go after her man!!!!

Anonymous said...

HORRAY FOR CLICKING!!!!!

5 million WILL happen... well thats granted you can get a sponsership from Ball Park franks.

Good luck guys dont give up the fight.

BTW: Go after her man!!!!

Anonymous said...

YES!!!!!!!!
We have reached a million!!!!!!
COME ON PEOPLE CLICK FOR THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!! (Five million will take a lot of people!)
Hey Fang sorry about Brittany. :(
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talon said...

hey fang my friend I dont pay attention to that bull about there being a traitor among you guys its just some sleeze starting something may even be Ari or jeb doing it butyou guys being able to fly has got to be great i mean from a guy who cant walk you see im a pairapalegic i sorta lost the movement of my legs ina automobile accsedent and im stuck in this wheel chair thanks to some drunk driver but i dont let it get me down you see here on the net i can do anything well i like to think i can anyway, but thats all i have you know I live on and do what i can with what i have i know it isnt much but I dont need much i dont have many friends and most my family avoid me but i have you guys and my prayers go out to you all becouse you inspire me to live on and do my best becouse when i read your books im there flying beside you all fighting tooth and nail with those erasers and white coats well i have to go now



P.S. give Max a big hug for me

Anonymous said...

Don't worry Fang their are more of us than you think. not everyone is willing to post comments on here after all this is my first post just because I a little paranoid about doing things like this

Ducky,CoCoa,Nini, and Donut said...

Y do u like brittany so much,jeeze she's not that pretty, here we call girls like that homewreckers or b****es*. No offence. Besides max is much more safe and truful.
*Astrics intended.
-angie(yes the irrated clicker, i've cooled of though.)

Anonymous said...

DUDE you can so get 5 mil.

See I had checked like 2 days ago and you were still under 1 mil. Then When I got home today I got the e-mail annhouncing 1 mil and I went to click for the book and you already had ALMOST 2 MILLION CLICKS!!! You have 1,903,831 last time I checked... I gotta stay up late for homework so while I do that I'll keep the clicks up.

Amai_Tora said...

hmmm....Long time no....uh...comment leaving. I guess that is what you would call it. I have no clue. I'm in a secluded area right now. Stupid library computers. my laptop bust...Don't laugh at me. I dropped it midflight. Goodness. I almost killed someone!

~~~~
Amai Tora
Agent 214
The MultiMutant

Amai_Tora said...

hehe.....Am I it? Is it me you guys are calling the traitor. please responde to me somehow. I won't contact anyone in a while though. I will mentally kick myself for dropping my laptop. N e way, I hope I'm not the traitor.

Naej said...

Who the heck is brittany.

I'm writing on Maximum Ride for school. =)

You can always get Google or some other company to supply you with a hot dog for every click there is.

And promise like, 5% of the profits from the movie to go to that company?

Anonymous said...

1)Okay...Brittany's gone...boo hoo-no jk, i just don't think she would have been the best Max if you ask me...

2)maybe you should just get Max to make homemade cookies and bribe him with those...if they don't get burnt in the process-lmao, jk we all love Max...but maybe Iggy should make them...but don't worry there are tons of people who love you guys and are prepared to click like CRAZY (well, i can only speak for myself here but still...)

3)*shifty eyes* idk about members of the flock being traitors but just be on the look out for more doubles!! (like Max 2.0)

-Mary

P.S. Dude, that comment about Fang being the traitor is a little harsh-and in no way does he deserve that! Fang is too awesome to be insulted!!
*cough* Even if he DOES kinda belong with Max... *cough*...what i didn't say anything... *looks innocent*

Anonymous said...

what happened to the automatic clicker so you didn't have to switch back and forth between the tabs? that was a lot easier and would help get to 5 million a lot faster.
hopefully 5 mil will happen because being able to read the books AND watch the movies would be awesome! can't wait til MR3 and especially 4!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Max, can i ask u a personal question?

When are you and Fang going to 'get to together'?! You two would be so great together.
But then maybe you just think of him as a brother.

(I don't know what it's like to have a brother coz i have 3 sisters.)

Anyway. Think about it...

Anonymous said...

Brittany was too old-looking to be max in my eyes. That's evil, by the way. We get to a million and we're, like, "OH YEAH! WE GOT TO A MILLION!" Then you change it so it's 5,000,000. So evil... *glares*... But I forgive you... because you guys kick!

ps I like Amy. I think she'd be a good max.

Daski said...

Dont worry Fang, we'll help you get that five mill. we fan aint stupid XD we know what we want and we want a MOVIE

TO THE CLICKING

NEMAtoad. said...

I helped with more clicks yesterday, like so, so, so many when I found out they were toward the movie! Go Max (oh, and Fang of course =])

--Sarah
www.xanga.com/laughsxarexendless

Anonymous said...

Haha that's crazy becuase we got to 1 million clicks like pretty slow, but we are nearly at 2 million clicks in about 2 days.

Oh god, we are OBSESSED!

lol clicking away in sydney australia still.

Anonymous said...

I don't think my last comment went through

Anonymous said...

Hah, yo yo.
That's cute.
<3
Maddy

NEMAtoad. said...

Wait, who is Brittany? And I dont want Kether gone! I liked her =)

--Sarah

The Wicked Witch of the South-East said...

Mayeb if you tell Max what's REALLY in hotdogs, she won't be so keen to eat them. Won't make a dif to Gazzy, though, He is a boy after all.

You liked Brittany? Nah, she wasn't right for Max. And everytime I see her name, iot makes me think of Britney Spears, and she's just plain wacko.

Um, no, sorry, I don't even know five million people, but I think if you asked us nicely, we would all galdly drop whatever it is we are doing (as long as it isn't breakable) including exams or flying to the moon, and click away all night. That way, Gazzy gets a night sleep, you slave driver, Max gets her hotdogs, and we get another MR! Everyone's happy!

Love, hugs, choclate and Dr Pepper

Lizzie

Anonymous said...

Ookay. That kind of weirded me out.

A Fang (and Tobias) fan.
And then I thought, okay, nevermind.

YAY FOR CLICKAGE.
But, sorry, Fang. No Brittany for you. So sorry.

Not really.

-Tobias

Anonymous said...

who are u guys are u like jp's kids??????

Anonymous said...

Keep Clicking! Keep Clicking from Italy too!
Amazing! I can't believe! I'm writing over there!!!!
Keep clicking, keep clicking, I wanna see you in Hollywood and I would like to read some news adventures. I've already finished the book.
Cool!

IGGY I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ehm.... could anyone read it to him??? eheheheh...

Anonymous said...

Dear Flock,

I have been clicking like crazy as well as my friends, Kari and Nicole. We want Amy to play Max really bad. But Max, eho do you want to win I mean she is supposed to be YOU. Please let everyone know.Oh and Fang you might as well drop the Brittany thing because I'm sure she was WAY too good for you! lol you wish!
-Ashley

Anonymous said...

i got my whole reading class to click once every night!

kalilafaygel

Anonymous said...

Oh Fang, Brittany is GONE! live with it! just think of who you have RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! do we have to spell it out for you?!?!?!
M.A.X.I.M.U.M R.I.D.E
sheesh! what's a girl gotta do around here to get noticed, i ask you!
Even though I want the movie to be mede - I don't want it to be played by dumb actors who can't actually act their way out of a paper bag (no offence to anyone!! I love acting and I've taken it for GCSE!!), i prefer to see you all in my mind! It makes it so much better, i find, I don't wanna see super-imposed wings on too girly girls who think they're great! Sorry, dissing like, EVERYTHING here, i am ashamed :'(
LOVE YOU FANG!!
Send my love to the flock, including Total and Celeste!
Blessed be!
Lyra
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Anonymous said...

personally, I'm glad Brittany's gone. I didn't like her, hmm? She seemed too snobbish to be Max.
~Reah

Unknown said...

fang,
my best friend is in love with you, and uh alot of other guys!she gushes over u and iggy all the time.Can you help with that in any way?its starting to get annoying!Like email her and tell her to stop obsesing over you or somthing slap her do anythang! Even thow shes a gomeokpun(punk goth and emo her own made up word) she still has her preppy momment, her email is :pixsey2006@hotmial.com.
yours truly,Abbi

Toa_Kopaka said...

Yes! 1 mill clicks! Wonder how long it will take to get 5 mill.... Anyway, ice going.

Anonymous said...

Wow, that stinks on a whole new level. Quite frankly, I don't think those other girls are cut out for Max. I'm just not getting the Max vibe with them?

Are you?

Hmm, oh well, what can you do about it?

Though to be perfectly honest, I was never crazy about Brittany

Cayla said...

Wow.
Well truthfully did that girl look anything like Max? And do you or don't you like Max? It seems to me that she likes you alot. How can you not see? When she got into that fight with you about Lisa or as she called her "Red-Haired Wonder" That was definatly jelously. And that day on the beach. Wow it's so clear and if you don't notice that then, wow, your stupid. You should talk to her. Don't you see it's so clear. Go for it or it's your loss for all you know it could happen.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, Fang, Max, Iggy, Gazzy, Angel, and Nudge. I click every moment i'm on the computer unless i'm on the boards (YOUR boards) or looking at the blog. (YOUR blog) We almost have 2 million.

Y'all rock

Ashley

P.S. Why on EARTH/SKY/HEAVEN/H-E-double toothpicks (toothpicks qoute from Angel) did I say "y'all???

Ashley said...

ha ha fang!
i think you and max would be a cute couple! really! the maximum ride books are AMAZING bye the way! angel seems like such a precious little girl! Fang, tell Gazzy I said that he CRACKS ME UP! lol! nudge, we got one thing in common, well we have many things in common, but this especially!we know computers! max, you are my idol! you are an amazing leader, and anyone can disagree if they want, but you would be a great mom!
well, im done writing for now!
Buh-Bye!

P.S.
Whats up with the whole traitor thing?
None of you are traitors...
are you?

Anonymous said...

Sorry about Brittany Fang...she didnt look enough like Max though.

Anonymous said...

u've been becoming more and more talkative ...Or I'm just stupid :D

P.S. Wut's up with this fasination of Brittany?

Anonymous said...

FANG U TRAITOR!!!!!!! U CANT LOOK AT OTHER GIRLS!!!!!!!!! THAT WOULD B CHEATING (on MAX the super hot flying bird chick that kicks erasor @SS!), AND THAT WOULD MEAN ID HAV TO CALL U A SEXIST PERVERT PIG!!!!!! R U REALLY SO SHALLOW THAT U WOULD LIKE THAT-THAT SISSY GIRL, INSTEAD OF THE PERFECTLY PERFECT GIRL (besides the wings, the voice in her head thing, and the clone) SITTIN RITE IN FRONT OF/OR SOMEWHERE NEAR U??!!!!
U DISGUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
X^P THATS GONNA B U MISTER IF U DONT OPEN UR EYES (or if MAX reads the blog)
good day!!!!
i said.. GOOD DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!\_/

Anonymous said...

PAUL IS A LYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE DID NOT, COULD NOT, SHOULD NOT READMR3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM SOOOOOOOOO Pee Oed!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST FANG CHEATS ON MAX AND NOW THIS KID (even tho its not true!!!) SAYS HE READ MR3!!!!!!!!! WHOEVER SAYS THAT STUPID LYE AGAIN IS GOING TO GET THEIR COMPUTER GET ME AT THEIR DOOR STEP!!!!!!!!!!!!! (so that i can read it to!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

JEEEEZUSSS
haha
i hope youve finally got the point yoo NEED to get with max
lol
and i still think that the click thing
should be like 3 mil or something
that would be np
but no
lol


mucho loveo
<333
xXx

Anonymous said...

i like cheese...
what kind was it???
oooooft
xxxxxxxxxxx

Elizabeth said...

Brittany's Dumb! Get over her and move on!

-Liz

P.S. Max isn't such a bad choose, your not blood after all...

Anonymous said...

hey fang thet trator stuf is making me worry. if i find out its true (i hope not) you dont even want 2 know how mad i will get. u havent heard from me i a long time but i dont have much time. g2g.

-max
P.S. why do u like brit?

maximum ride lover said...

FANG!!! You can't like Brittanny! you love MAX!!! and besides, brittanny doesen't really seem like the max type.......

Me-Myself-And-I said...

Forget Brittany! Have me instead! =D Despite you being a fictional character and me ugly as sin... we can work round this! Anyhoo... roll on the movie! =)

xxx

Anonymous said...

Hey Fang & Max (and the rest of the flock)

% million? I thought the Goal was 1million!!! Well I guess since we're so far already, we may as well keep on going. Lots of kid out there need books!!! Goodluck!!!

~Star (Haley)
seeya!!! :)

Anonymous said...

WE DID IT!!!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!! We got one million clicks!!!!! Now the goal is five million fou a movie. but I don't think that is a good prize. I mean, ever notice that the movie always ruins the book? I hate that. Can't you guys talk to him about it? pppppplllllleeeeeaaaaasssss??


PS; I am the saim person that posted this last time. I just whant every one to know

PPS; about time you posted fang you'er letting max get all the credit!!!!

Anonymous said...

Fang,
You should forget about her, the real Max is MUCH better lol.
Okay, I'm being a bit unsympathetic so...
That's a shame, poor you! Oh well, at least you still have the real Max.

Better? lol.

Traitor messages?? I'm going to have to look and see what you're talking about now... wierd!

Anonymous said...

Hi everyone, just wanted to let you know my all-time favorite book, Maximum Ride, has made the million clicks for Maximum Ride 4. Now, Mr. Patterson wants us to get 5 million clicks for...wait for it...drum roll please...the Maximum Ride Movie! Already on www.maximumride.com there are a little over a million and a half clicks. We can so do it! If you've never read the book, you're missing out on a really good series...I'm an avid reader, and most of the books I've read are rather forgettable, but not this one! I highly reccomend it, and even if you don't want to or have never read Maximum Ride:The Angel Experiment(the first book in the series) or Maximum Ride:School's out Forever( the second one, and the third one Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports comes out on May 29th) PLEASE click anyways, this really does mean a lot to me! Please click using the link near the top of this email, Mr Patterson has made it so now you don't have to go to another page and come back again to click some more...you can just click...unlike before when the world was just clicking for MR4...so I don't think it's that much to ask. Maybe 5 minutes out of your day to make a girl very happy? Thanks in advance, and if you have any questions about the series or why I love it like I do, please feel free to email me at alygidget321@aol.com. Usually I'm on the computer and would be able to reply to your emails from 7:30-8:00 in the mornings and 4:30-5:00 in the afternoon and sometimes in between. Thanks again everyone!


DO YOU SEE THAT EMAIL I WROTE TO EVERYONE ON MY EMAIL LIST AND MORE?!?! I DIDN'T COPY/PASTE THAT, I HAND WROTE IT! Ok, caps lock's off now. Seriously, why did they off Leah? She's been my fave since the beginning...all the others, especially the finalists, look to grown up too be a 14-year-old...even if the character is mature for her age. Anyways, that's the email I typed yesterday and guess what? People started to clcik! Amazing right? Ok see ya later! ^_^

Alyssa

Anonymous said...

1) Brittany didn't look like the type of girl who could play Max. I say it should of been done to Amy and Kether they seemed to look at lot like Max, and like they wouldn't scream if they broke a nail.

2)Don't worry about bribing Gazzy so much. I mean in a few days (like two) the fans themselves have gone up almost another million. We're all used to it from the first million making the next four go by faster. Anyways why is it Gazzy that has to do all the clicking? Couldn't you bribe Iggy with like the wires he needs for his explosives or something?

3) Pretty sure only the person writing "traitor" knows who they are.

Don't worry about the whole "yo" talk, just fly away from DC and to somewhere like Canada were people say we say "Eh" (not all Canadians say eh, course some of us do).

You shouldn't worry all your fans will help. Especially those who know what it's like to be and outcast (even if it's with a group of people like you i.e. the flock) Don't worry the movie will get the 5 million clicks!!!!! :):):):):):):)

~bies~

Anonymous said...

Dude fang, you are so cool! You AND your family are cool! I am going to visit your blog, like, every day.

Anonymous said...

Somehow Fang, I think you will live with Brittany being gone. Just a feeling. We'll get 5,000,000 clicks easily. Also, I'm sorry too, Fang, but I do like Iggy better. Iliked you at the beggining, though. Talk to you all later! I love Iggy!! I'm HYPER!!!!! Or, I have been for most of the day!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey flock whatz up? Hey my names Sarah btw. Anyway just wanted to tell ya Max how cool you are!! You are like so totally my inspiration now. *and ya that's just a little random lol* I can't believe you do all this stuff. Take care of the flock, have a stupid little voice in your head and still put up with it etc etc. Just wanted to show ya some appreciation. Anyway keep up the great eraser butt kicking ;) See ya

Anonymous said...

yo... wow that is like contagious... anyways brittany didn't seem max matterial to me... more sit on beach and sun bathe to me... but that might just be me...

eew smelly cheese grossness...

experiment #152745

Anonymous said...

Whoa... I had no clue I could actually comment on this thing. I just get so caught up in what Fang and the Flock have to say. Cool!!!
Oh, and I don't think you're a traitor.
Oh, and can you say hi to Nudge for me?
I can't wait for the 3rd book already! Come on, May 29th!
Yay, 1 million!!

Anonymous said...

omg this is not good

ur not supposed to be in love w/ BRITTANY ur supposed to be in love w/ MAX!!!!!!!!

jeezums

and she looks like 20 not 14

and i am clicking like ALL THE TIME NOW!! me and my friend always joke about being extras in the movie lol

ne wayz take to ya later!

Anonymous said...

lol, brittany looked to much like one of those prissy girls. She didnt look very coolio. Stick with people who are strong and smart, not just pretty. well... maybe...it depends...

Anonymous said...

i liked brittany too, fang. um, WAT traitor messages? am i missing somthing here? HELLO???!!!! oh yeah, my frend and i make these weird notes wer we hav book characters meet eachother, and in the latest addition to it, iggy can see and blew Ari up. oh yeah, and fang has a secret lover from another book. it was quite funny.

-obsessor

Anonymous said...

o. i red down and found the traitor messages. ok. never mind then.

-obsesser

Anonymous said...

cant wait for the 3rd book!!!

why does it have to come at the end of May!!!
i was having a countdown to may 1st....

just desperately posting...
want the mr3 so bad...

Anonymous said...

ok, ew. i hate hot dogs. they are disgusting. ew, ew, ew. im not the hugest fan of cheese either. ew. and WHY duz every one teem up on Max? seriously. if she duznt feel like admitting her true feelings to fang, and if fang duznt feel like admitting his true feelings for Max, then that is just ther problem. we reely should stay out of it. and um, DOWN WITH THE TRAITOR!!!!!

-obsessor

Anonymous said...

Hey, you (as in Fang) said that you reseaved an email from someone—HOW DO YOU DO THAT???

I have the feeling i'm not going to get an answer on that.

Hey, ya'll should check out www.fanfiction.net or whateve—that link on maximumride.com. Ya'll will find it very...interesting. Especially Max and Fang.

Um...

Every single person that i've recomended ya'lls books to (that hav actually read it) hav become absolutly obsessed with them! It's totally awesome!

Love all you guys! Iggy rox!

—Cat P.

PS—Hey, Max (or anyone else, for that matter), if you don't want Angel to read your mind, then why don't you try thinking really random thoughts? Or, like, if you're suspicious that she might be listening in, then maybe think of a joke, and see if Angel laughs or cracks a smile? I'm an author (well, sort of. getting there), and i read a lot, and in books, that's what they always do. If someone is trying to read another person's mind, the person whos mind is trying to be read just thinks extremely random thoughts. Like the color of their shoes, or what they ate for breakfast.

I hav the strange feeling i just made no sense. Whateve. just think random, i guess.

God loves you guys! Never forget it!

(I remember when ya'll guys snuck into the church that one time. Well here is a little Bible verse that helps me, and i hope helps ya'll.)

"I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me." ~Phil. 4:13

Again, luv u guys!

Anonymous said...

I just wanted to tell Iggy i thinks hes totaly hawt.

Since im deaf and hes blind. He can be my ears and ill be his eyes.

hugs and kisses for Iggy

Livie An`LaMarie

Anonymous said...

I just wanted to tell Iggy hes amazing. Since im deaf he can be my ears and ill be his eyes....What do u think Iggy?

lots of love

Livie An`LaMarie

Unknown said...

Wow, so I think I have Arthritis now... My hand hurts from clicking so much. But it is so worth it. Not only for the books, and movie, but for all the books donated! Keep Clicking!

Anonymous said...

First, you're welcome. Second, who would be stupid enough to say that one of the flock is a traitor? You guys love each other too much. I can't wait for MR3 to come out! Out of the two girls that are left, I would rather have Nicole. I also thought that Brittany looked like a pretty good Max Ride. I think I'm rambling like Nudge, so I'll stop now.

Anonymous said...

I would so click all night, but unfortunatley i'm still suffering from jet-lag and need sleep(I just got back from NYC!). So instead i'm gonna click during my multimedia class.
Good luck with the movie!!

Mr. Ton said...

it's only been 2 days since the 1 millionth click and we're already at 2 mil. KEEP IT UP!!! still lovin you guys here in colorado. keep flyin high, reachin for the sky. i got no more.

<(**<) <(**)> (>**)> -see the kiby dance-

Kenton

P.S. if your ever in colorado again fly by around the 4 corners a little bit. the south western corner of colrado.

Talon said...

you know i set here clicking away becouse i would love to see a movie like this not that there is much more i can do but it seems all the comments ive put in on the last couple bloggs has disapeared or not been posted and i wounder why

Talon said...

well maybe i should try againi realy hope the move happins im glad we got the book but you know your books inspire some of us to overcome alot of things such as my being in a wheel chairim a parapalegicmy legs dont work so im stuck in a wheel chair but i make the best of it and drive on though i have very few friends and most my family dont have much to do with me and im lonely but i do have you flocksters to me you are family and friends all around the world and i say click on everyone and get that 5,000,000 clicks becouse i want to see this movie and any way fang you give my love to the flock and a big hug to max for me
Talon

Anonymous said...

Awwwww..... Does Fang have a little crush???? lol. I'll be nice. Why Brittany though? *sigh* Don't worry Fang, you'll get over it. Maybe she wasn't even your type.

Roxxanne Sanders said...

yo... i reallly know that i shouldn,t be clicking when my bio and physics exams are like on this friday 27/4/07.... i am like really bad at it... i am soooooooooo gonna fail that thing .... i.m probably gonna get grounded if i fail those exams...but whatever i still get to use the computer when i;m grounded... looks like there will be even more clicks coming from me and sunny Singapore if i do get grounded...see how much i love you guys?!?!? that movie had better show some eraser butt kicking or else........

Anonymous said...

I'm with Fang on the Brittany thing

Paul in Doha

Anonymous said...

sry fang, but cheer up, there r otha chixs (im a dude 2 warn ya) & tell max 2 stay away from da hot dawgs, deys real messed up LOL
c ya lata
p.s.
com 2 doha sum time we've got lots o' oil
p.p.s.
Amy's not dat bad dude
st. jfalc da steeler

my bro (13pi)says max is still avabile
p.p.p.s.
find out if amy or brittany like basketball players =P (4 my bro)

Anonymous said...

Hey Max whatz up u totally rock <3

Anonymous said...

AHHHHH Fang Likes Brittany!!!! Well i wasn't hoping for her in the first place but she was the 2nd on my list (Kether was first).

Anonymous said...

Fang, jus so u no, Brittany looked 2 old 2 play Max in any adverts/ movies (no offence 2 Brittany intended!!!)

+ who eva put th pics on the website should change th format. THEIR TOOO DARK!!! i cant c wat th finalists look like.

PS. LUV DA FLOCK LOADS!!!!
Fiona fae Scotland
xx

Anonymous said...

Hey, I just wanted to say, I've been clicking like crazy for you. I've clicked more than 50,000 times, easy. Probably a lot more than that actually. No joke. I've found a way to click more than once at a time. But, shhh... I can't say how. It's a secret ^_-

Anonymous said...

hello!!!not sry bout brit being gone not ur type fang!i say ur type woud be...more.....max shaped(hint hint)!lolz!8)!so anyway we will ge tthose 5 million clicks!

love
b.

Anonymous said...

I liked Brittany only because you liked Brittany. I have something wierd going on, because usually I wouldn't like someone because another person liked them. But, not in the way YOU like(d) her Fang. That would be major wrong. But MAX is the one you really like. ADMIT IT!!!!



Max likes you, you know,
Ashley

Anonymous said...

About the traitor thing, if you've bought the new cover of MR2, then read the chapters in the waaaay back of the book, past the Itex stuff, I reaaaallllyyy hate to say it, and I don't want it to be true, and it's nothing personal, but the flock is back at the School except for Angel, and then in the last sneak peek chapter, Angel walks in with a chocolate chip cookie and who else but Jeb and Anne. I think maybe Angel might be a traitor....but maybe it's not her fault. Maybe, when she was kidnapped in the first book, the whitecoats brainwashed her into tricking the flock or something. PLEASE tell me that's not true, convince me I'm wrong, anything, I love Angel to pieces, she sounds like a total sweetheart and I DON'T want this to be true...


Hopeful wishes for everyone,
Alyssa

Nudge # 2 said...

yo Fang
do you even know what hotdogs are made from? Its like realy grows.If u did i guess u wouldn't want to tell the gasman. I think it would be so cool to play Nudge because, I talk ALOT,like 100 miles a min.
prob. as fast as Max can fly.Why do I keep sayin 'like',that is so not me.Also im around 13 years old,although the camera does make you look younger.Sorrey but there are prob. way better girls out there.Hey... I know one.her Name starts with a "M" and ends with "ax"-imum.Just a hunch.

--Kristin from Aurora, Colorado.--

P.S.
could you guys think about swingin back around and givin a holla at colorful Co?It would be SSOO cool.

Raven said...

Hi.(:

Anonymous said...

Don't deny yourself, Fang.
You like Max more than anyone and you know it.
Hang on... am i talking to a fictional character?
this is odd...
anyways... i click! and my friend found out how to mess with his computer mouse to make it keep clicking over and over again. he's smart. he also discovered that you don't even have to refresh the page, you can just keep clicking.

Nudge # 2 said...

I LOVE U FANG !!!!! ;-)

Nudge # 2 said...

way to go everyone on the 2,111,112
clicks
just 2,888,888 to go
did i do the math right?
i hope so
i think were gona got the movie
Sory flock
we know you dont like fame. but we want a movie
prob. the best of the year,or even the centurie

Anonymous said...

I shall click 5 million times! :D -runs off-
I miss brittany D:

~Freak Neko Sandie

YumiOshan said...

I've been clicking and clicking for as long as I can, and I won't rest until we're to 5,000,000!!
I'm determined like woah.
I love you guys, and i'll try my best, too!
(Stay totally awesome)
~Yumi~

fangfan said...

come on fang. u r too obsessed! what does she have that i dont! Fang, she rejects u, im always here!

fangfan said...

come on fang. u r too obsessed! what does she have that i dont! Fang, she rejects u, im always here!

Anonymous said...

Yo? Yo? Please, Fang, do the flock, me, and everyone else a favor. Stay away from those kinds of words. The least you need is hip-hop freak slang. Avoid words such as "yo," "like," and "dawg." Please! I'm begging you.

-Later-

Anonymous said...

i just heard a bout the move and i just wanna say i make about 1k clicks, thanks to energy drinks and a realy good book, i would pay almost any ammount to get me an auto-clicker mouse and leave it on for a hour.
i soo wanna see a maximum ride movie.

ps: have u guys ever thought of hiting the west edmonton mall? i wonder how hyper gazz will get going to the biggest mall in the world.

Talon said...

Alyssa dont worry its one of jebs games Angel is not a traitor

Mary Z said...

Okay from reading some of these other comments all i have to say is LAY OFF FANG!!! Dude, seriously, we all know that Fang and Max belong together-but if he wants to express that he thinks if another girl is "hot" it shouldn't mean that he gets nasty comments from people who call him a traitor(WHICH HE IS NOT!!!)Infact I seem to recall a certain blonde winged girl's face was stuck to another guy named Sam's face not to long ago...but anyway...

1) She wasn't Max-ish anyway...you'll get over it...sorry to say Fang but its not like you have a choice anyway...lmao

2)Don't worry there's plenty of people who love you guys who are willing to click (and click and click and click and click...)

3)I already expressed my feelings on that subject as shown in the paragraph that preceeds the numbers

(Don't worry about the "Yo" thing-I say Dude all the time, I think i picked it up from Supernatural-My FAVORITE show in the whole WORLD)

-Mary

P.S. Thanks to YOU for being so INCREDIBLY FRIGGIN' AWESOME!!!!

Anonymous said...

Making a movie will ruin the books.

Anonymous said...

come on guys we can get there i mean we allready got 2million and somethin clicks. o and fang brittay isnt even gd looking u can do much better .....like max...opps did i say max. and we not heard from iggy for ages get him to blog and did nudge die or something its been nearly a month.
anyway i just cant imagin u guys as a movie i mean its gonna be so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

the girls they picked to be max juat dont fit her profile as in in looks and personality.well anyway at least its only an ADVERT and not the real max for the movie (we r so gonna get there)keep clicking
love u guys
fang is soooo hot!
l8ters

p.s: KEEP CLICKING!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I must say...I don't know who Brittany is...maybe I should read more on here.....

Anonymous said...

I no we can all vote Max into Hollywood!

Anonymous said...

Fang,
not only do people say"yo" in DC but they say it in my hometown too,Acushnet. (Little old town south of Boston)It gets pretty annoying. Why did people start saying "yo" anyway?

#1fangfan said...

I LOVE U FANG!!!!!!!!

AuthorAngel said...

What happened 2 all the wonderful people who posted on my blog, awesomeauthor.blogspot.com? It's a really coo-el bloggy-blog-blog!

AuthorAngel said...

I can take NuDgE on a talking contest! She'd look like a total lozer compared 2 me!
YOU'RE SO GOING DOWN NUDGE!
I CAN ALSO TAKE YOU ON GIRLYNESS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
LOSER!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

someones in love, ohhh that too bad u lost brittnay. at least u sill got nicole shes pretty good. hey i got an idea. a few days ago i clicked like 1000 time till we reache 2 million and my mouse was so close to breaking. and u know what i got grounded for use of computer. ahh who cares as long as we make it to 5 million clicks im okay.

wait i have a question. why does gazzy need bribing. doesn't he want to keep his story alive. usually if the dont end the story with a happily ever after they ethier continue or they die. let gazzy think about that does he want to die or be captured by the scool and never escape. hpefully no. id rather burn down the school to air and reduce those scientist to harmless microbes which we step on. anyways sorry for yourlove loss but im sure if she liked u she'll call. and u'll alway have ur fans and friends. Love u Fang.

Anonymous said...

ok people. admit u hav a crush on fang, and then encourage him to go after another girl(even if he and that girl happen to be perfect for eachother)? duz ANYONE else see sumthing rong with that picture???

-obsessor

Laura said...

OH MY GOD I WAS IN DC YESTERDAY!!

Sorry, that just made me a little excited.

But anyway, I knew we would reach 1 million, we're just that awesome.

Nudge # 2 said...

B-R-I-T-T-A-N-Why?!
as is...
Fang why did you like her?
the main person you should like is Max.
No offence,but it makes sence
Expetaly after she kissed u
She TOTALY has the hotts for u Fang!

Ashley said...

Hi! I am writing again!
WOW!!! Already 2000000!
Alright Fang. Here's something you should talk about on your next post: WHY on EARTH are you asking for OTHER girl's e-mail addresses instead of MAX'S???? You are a perfect couple!!

I finally finished REreading MR1 and 2..... FOR THE 13th TIME!!
And with that, I discovered that somewhere deep down, Fang, you do have feelings. And I also realized that somewhere, deep down, you have MAJOR MAJOR feelings for Max! Forinstance, quote 'you must be a cute pupgirl' unquote... or something similar to that, and i know that really doesn't mean anything, but o well consider it!

Anonymous said...

Aw. poor fang. maybe you can find her email... lolz.

P.S- I've been clicking ALL evening. my stepmom's gettin' a little freaked out. Your books are the only escape from reality for me... so i'll keep clicking!
P.P.S- yes- you did say yo. lolz. we all do it sometimes.

Just another face in the crowd said...

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH I KNOW BRITTNEY WAS REALLY PRETTY BUT MY FAVORITE WAS PATRICIA! AND NOW SHES GONE!!!!!!

Just another face in the crowd said...

Its true tho that brittney was not max-like max is wayyyy coooooler!!!

Just another face in the crowd said...

mannnnnnnnn im pssst off i dnt like the two finalists

Anonymous said...

who needs her when youve got me!!

I LOVE YOU FANG!

Anonymous said...

KILL THE FLOCK! DESTROY THE BOOKS! MAX AND THE OTHERS MUST BE VANISHED! STOP CLICKING!

-the traitor

Anonymous said...

Need more hotdogs? hope for more votes. Gazzy keep going.

Peace,
John K. From East Lansing MI.

Anonymous said...

the lady could have been an eraser? if the cheese had blue/green bits in it then it's not suprising it stank

-Alan

Anonymous said...

"But, not in the way YOU like(d) her Fang. That would be major wrong."

Hey Ashely, you got a problem with lesbianism?

Lucinda
(Strange Angel who's all for equality)

Anonymous said...

KILL THE FLOCK! DESTROY THE BOOKS! MAX AND THE OTHERS MUST BE VANISHED! STOP CLICKING!

-the traitor
-----------------------------------
How can someone be a traitor if they never supported a cause in the first place? hmmm...... never-the-less, "Traitor Support" standing by, my anonymous friend! We're in this together.

Anonymous said...

I haven't gotten this far yet...

I'm only on book two.

But anyway...

I'm a writer too, and I can honestly say that I'd be honored to tell your story.

And all the school stuff really, really sucks, and I'm not gonna be presumptuous and say the wings are totally worth it. They probably aren't. How would I know?

Being a human sucks, you're right.

I'd give almost anything to be able to fly.

So, I know my comment is going to be lost in the melee of other comments, but...

A) Go Max. If it wasn't for you, nothing would ever get done. Sure, Fang's all right...but he's a boy. They can't be expected to do EVERYTHING. ;)

B) Fang, you rock. You're just like the main character of MY book. And your wings are SO cool.

C) Good luck, Iggy. Everyone I know who's read the book loves you best. <3

D) Uh, FangxMax actually isn't a bad idea. :) She's better than the Redhaired Wonder, Fang, and uh, Max...You need a guy with more spine than Sam. Sweet kid though.

E) if you ever need help or a place to stay or something, I'm probably one of the few people in the world who won't even blink when six starving bird kids land on their lawn.

Just search Kirbyvictorious on gaiaonline.com.

PS: James Patterson, I ADORE your style. PLeasepleaseplease don't ever change. >.<

Anonymous said...

My advice? Ignore the traitor comments. If they really hated the books and Max(unfathomable to me...whateva to each his/her own) then why the heck would they be on the blog for Maximum Ride, a fan blog no less? And what's more than that, keep posting a lot, which means they're on here a lot. I suspect a fan in denial...and that's not just a river in Egypt no more!

Anonymous said...

Oh my God nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! THEY would totally ruin the story in the movie! THEY always do. Observe Harry Potter, Eragon, and Ella Enachanted.

Anonymous said...

Tehe.

Anonymous said...

O come on fang! get over brittany. we all know (and it's so obvious) that you love max. you guys were so meant for each other! i bet even if you hadn't been messed w/ by mad-scientists, you would've ended up together somehow. get her before she's gone fang!

Anonymous said...

dude, i'm rooting for amy. first of all, isn't max supposed to be blonde? and nicole just looks to made-up for a flying bird girl. amy has the kind of looks that don't need the make-up. she'd make a good max.

Anonymous said...

I've been trying to click as much as I can, but my computer sucks sometimes -_-
Anyways, I could get my school of 1000+ people to get on every computer at the school (which is around 100 or so)and all click at once, and then do some more!
The principle may not like that though. XD
~Crystal S.~

Swords said...

Just say "yo", did you? Ah, don't worry about it. Believe me, that word can come out of your mouth at the most unexpected times... happened to me once when it was someone's birthday, and I was like, "Happy birthday, yo!" and everyone else was saying "'Yo?' that's not like you, man..."

Well, getting to other things, I'll be getting to clicking away on that site... I've clicked once so far... but something's screwy with my browser and nothing happens when I click the link, but when I get to a computer that works more properly expect a bunch of clicks coming from St.Louis!

Sk8erGirl said...

dude get over it. brittany is gone you will survive especially sinec nudge put u and max k-i-s-s-i-n-g over the trees and i e-mailed it to all of my friends

Anonymous said...

You really do love Brittany? Well, she's probably a pretty girl with an eating disorder....just kidding! Fang, no offence, but you should give up on her. She's the kind of girl who is full of herself and full of her looks and doesn't even care for people like you. Mutants. Or genetically enhanced kids. You should find someone with an intrest in the flock....a real intrest. I don't have an uder large family OR 5millioon friends....but I have Monsters(energy drinks), a computer, a ditermination, and myself clicking all night.

FANG COME BACK!!!BE YOUR NORMAL SELF AND DON'T SAY YO ANYMORE!!!

Fang...one last thing...you should seriously consider meeting me. You'd be surspised. I'm almost model and LOVE you and the flock!

Californian Beauty,

-Me

Anonymous said...

vi'm sure you'll be fine. You'll forget about her. reall. She wasn't much anyway. And besides it was kind of ovious she wouldn't play Max any way. I'm sorry but she just wasn't good enough. I agree with rr. She looked too... I don't even know. And stop focus ing on other girls. Max is for you AND YOU KNOW IT!!!! STOP DENYING IT!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

why are you so freaked out that she wont be playing max? and why do they have to make it into a movie/ ( i mean it could be cool) but still why?( dont hurt me), i mean they will just get ride of all the good stuff and change th plot complety, just like they ddi in Blood and Chocolate, and i had to listen to my friend telling me all the things that they ddi wrong and that cant happen againg, if it does i may just die!

Anonymous said...

FANG, I LOVE U, BUT HOW COULD U LIKE BRITTANY? GO 4 MAX, OR BETTER YET, ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE, WING GIRL 13

Kitty said...

ewe! brittany? come on! they're a way better girls than her!you have a way better chance with max, oh and by the way, MAX LIKES YOU! do whatever you want.bye bye.

kitty u.

Anonymous said...

I don't even who she is.I like your wings fang.Though your so silent and sneak up behind people.You and max would make the cutest couple!

Eleanor said...

oh no! i liked her a lot. :\

if you hang out in texas a lot, you end up saying "ya'll" instead of "you all" or "you guys" ^^

Anonymous said...

Fang I got a question,
I'm a young writer and i was wondering what wisecrack you use when you go off to find civilization and you come back all bloody and beat and then your 11 year old sister ask you what happened?

Anonymous said...

talon's right. the book is really an inspiration. it proved to me that u don't need a million friends, just a few good ones, to get through. this year, my friends abandoned me. most of them, i guess they don't think i'm "cool enough" for them. last year i read MR 1 and 2, but when i reread it this year (for like the 3rd time each, i learned from it. i know that with my one best friend (although she lives two hours away) i can make it through anything. comparing my life to max's makes me at least think i don't have it as bad as it could be.

<3 Sam
aka EarthAngel

Anonymous said...

Heylo.
Fang, plz don't turn gangster. I'm a rocker, I imagine u r 2. Az 4 the clickn, I did it at least 134 times. At least that's how much I counted. As 4 the movie, Jimmy Pats has yet to reccommend me 4 Max. I think we're like twinz.
(cough,cough) Uh, yeah.
Mustard is a condiment not a yellow fashion statement.
Luv u guys.

~Flame

[ flame n' fang 4ever ]

Anonymous said...

dude, i don't much admire your taste in girls. first the Red-Haired Wonder, now this? admittedly, Max is awesome (if she weren't i probably wouldn't read the books) but you haven't even confessed your undying love for her yet!

Anonymous said...

ClICKS ALL AROUND!!!!!

Anonymous said...

MAX HATER!! jkjk

:)

Anonymous said...

Dude, you liked Brittany? *pauses for a moment* I don't know whether I should pity you or slap you upside the head. ...I'd probably go with the slapping. Sorry but Brittany was just...too...peppy. *shudders*
-M

Anonymous said...

What did you even LIKE about Brittany, Fang? Tha fact that she shoved you against some lockers and kissed you? Great reason. but really, WHY, no, HOW could you like her? Explain that to me and my mind will at least be at ease...sort of. I'll still be mad at you for liking her.

nomiluvsmaxride said...

hey id like to meet the whole flock! im going to the west soon! go to disney land and ill meet u there!

Anonymous said...

Fang,this is something I have not told anyone.I am like the flock.I was experimented on and have wings as well.No one knows but u.Anything u could tell me to help me out?I am using a laptop while flying

Arre(Ari)

Anonymous said...

Fang please write any info about flying u have im not very good w/a laptop in my hands

Arre(Ari)