Note to Self
Never pierce your own ears when the only sharp "tool" in your possession is a souvenir Eraser tooth.
Owwwwwwwwwwwww.
I bet when JJ got this barbaric girl custom done, it wasn't this...ridiculous...and dumb.
-Max
Thursday, May 24, 2007
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That sounds lik it hurts
that sound lik it hurts LoL
OUCH! Wow, that must have hurt!
You're Great Max, keep up whatever you do.
What do you do?
-Liz, don't forget what's important in life
P.S. No offense, but I thought the commercial was kind of cheesy.
Um, yeah Max? Why do you of all people need your ears pierced?
I'm sure JJ had a good reason but seriously, you're on the run. Emphasis on the "you're on the run".
You don't see robbers buyin some bling whilst tryin to escape the cops, do you?
-Seb
Very Bad Idea, Max!!!! You could seriously get an infection like that! Bad Max! Fang, take the eraser tooth away!
I got first post! On the previous blog entry I mean.
But, hey, i might get first post on this one too ...
Oh, and Max aren't you going to comment on Amy being. . . you?
-Seb
I know it hurts- I used to have pierced ears. I can't believe you did it with an ERASER TOOTH.
.....that sounds unhygenic.
Don't worry Max, it wont hurt for long!
Chin up! besides, once they heal you could hang said eraser tooth from your ear and look mighty cool!
hi max
you tries to pierce your own ears owww jeez i got mione done professionally and that hurt like hell.....i'm up to page 299 of book 3 its so amazing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and know i've started to murmer!!
luv danni
p.s. this is my first post on the blog so i hoped its worked and tell the flock i said hi
p.p.s. by the way i'm a girl
Really Max, what would you expect? No pain what so ever? When I had my ears pierced by a PRO. I fainted going going down the marble staircase...why the even HAD a marble staircase completely deludes me...it hurt!
Loves ya'll!
Lyra xxxx
why did u do that 4?
what the hey. good for you, i mean that's awesome, but...
isn't that kinda hazardous for your kind of life? oh well. betcha look cute.
just don't come crying to me if an Eraser tears it out.
but OH YEAH! Iggy has it already. so you must be good to go. yeeha!
Hey Max! OMG i just love your book im one of your biggest fans tell Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Angel, and the Gasman hi for me i hope u guys get a movie i saw the comercial Amy Rose is a great actress she was just right for the part i cant wait til your 3rd book comes out im reading your 1st one right now for the 3rd time! well i g2g i try checking your website and blog every day for anything new bye
Your fan, Steph
I'm soooo sorry for you. Are you OK now?
P.S. I know what's it's like, I went through it 6 times!
owww, not your brightest idea, of corse i don't know your circumstances and i expect your pian tolerance is higher than most humans but still....uuugghhhh
-relbbircs
Yeah. Probably not the smartest idea. *raises eyebrow*
What in the world possessed you to use an Eraser tooth, anyways?
Secret
JJ???
Are you guys still going to that crazy school?
oops, never mind.
P.S
Did you really pierce your ears???
ITEX ARE TRACKING THE LAPTOP
Are you stupid? Jeez, I would never have the guts to go through with that.
Holly
~//~
!Estupido!(the first exclamation mark is supposed to be upside down.)
Holly
~//~
Jeez, for a smart bird kid, that wasn't a very smart thing to do. I never pieced my ear w/ an Eraser tooth, but my friend did his with a sharp pencil - Yowch. You can fit a freaking McDonald's straw in there, you know the really big ones, I checked. Anyway, it's a prime example of pain for beauty. WHY do we girls/guys do it to ourselves?
You pierced your ears? Oh Max! It probably looks great!
I'm sorry it hurt.
you did WHAT?!
LOL, then dont do that c(=
--Sarah
JJ? Is this someone from book 3? 'Cause I haven't got it yet. As it's not out yet. And believe me I will be rushing to the book store {which is across the city} to get it A.S.A.P. because I neeeeeeeeeeeeed the book!
Hee hee. 2 posts so soon. I'm HAPPY. But I need more comments from you guys on Nudge's post. I am obsessed with it. Still.
OMG!! you really peirced you ears with an earaser tooth?? you are going to get a REALLY bad infection. Are yall going to see pirates to the Carribean 3 at worlds end??? I am. I love that movie!!!!! Well, yall are 1st then pirates are second!!!!I can not wait till book 3 comes out!!!! Someone on my website already told me what happens so she kinda spoiled it, but it also makes me want to read it even more. I have had it preordered since January now it is less than a week!!!! Sorry this is so long, i just had a lot to say!!!
Love you all,
~Taylor.
P.s. go to my website.. it is
www.freewebs.com/animalsrool66
Omg what barbaric thing were u wearing/??
Jeez, an Eraser tooth?? I thought that you weren't into earrings and all that stuff...
trying to impress Fang are we??
Hope you feel better soon!!
Wow. That had to hurt...
I thought that you weren't that type of girl. What happened?? Did The Voice possess you or something??
Or did Fang dare you??
Hmm...
What the heck?? You peirced your ears? With an eraser tooth? Why? OH by the way, we kinda hated the commerical. Nicole was such a better actress!! Amy's awful!! No offense though....hehe.
~The three amigos
yes, it does hurt...
by the way...
love the new book, u can get it off amazon uk...
it rocks!!
u kicked the directors butt!!!
but make sure u give fang a chance, cause he rocks n ur stupid (no offense, but come on??? it is so obvious u love him yet u push him away!!! what is that about??)
cmon, i need book 4 NOW!!!
or at the least more blog updates...
I H8 FLYBOYS 4 EVA!!!
i agree w/ sebastian. why would u try to pierce your ears w/ an eraser tooth anyway? can we say germs? but ya ur on the run. not like ur gonna be able to just run into Claire's or something and pick up a pair of earrings.
did you at least sterilize it first?
or wash it?
or wipe it off?
why didn't you go down to one of those jewlery stores for a free peircing... ohh... nevermind, the whole strapped to a chair with a sharp object aimed at your head... but it's better than using the tooth...
Yeah I no u alright
What's the matter Max, trying to pretty yourself up for Fang? Don't worry about it, I am pretty sure he thinks you are sexy already.
kitsunedono
P.S. Oversized wolf teeth are not good to stab your ear with.
...you didn't... ew, i can't imagine how unsanitary that has to be, why would you even TOUCH something that came from an Eraser, let alone its MOUTH.
I THINK AMY NEEDS TO READ THE BOOKS BEFORE SHE EVER EVEN THINKS ABOUT PLAYING MAX!!no offense but it will help you to be like her.........:)
Hey,
I love you guys...
Especially Fang, what a hottie!
Kisses to all of you
Smooth move Max
No offense, but I don't see why it took THAT long to cast the commercial... I mean, the girl didn't even have to talk ONCE. Judging by her audition, she's a pretty good actress, so why didn't she get to say anything? Even a horrible actress (such as myself hehehe) could have handled that commercial, what with it just being a voice-over and some special effects. And also, what's with the 'she always knew it would come to this' thing at the beggining? Come to what? The third book? Sorry, but we ALL knew it would come to a third book...
I hate sounding so mean, I just was kinda mad that there was the huge build-up just for that.
Sorry to be so evil. I'm sure the real flock would have done an excellent job.
♥x♥x♥
OK 1 THING I HAVE TO SAY.....
READY??
U SURE UR READY??
THE PERSON I THINK THAT IS THE BEST IS.....
ARI!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
ARI COULD KICK YOUR GUYS BUTTS...
im bored
I STILL THINK THAT ARI CAN STILL KICK YOUR BUTTS....
also btw how do you guys have the books already?? it isnt out yet...
hmmmmmmmm......
~~~FROM
~~~~ ARI'S #1 FAN
i just finished book three it was amazing i love these books there brilliant max keep on going with saving the world i want these books to never end. i wont ruin the book for other people but itll blow ur mind its amazing your right max adults are polluting the world and destroying it
I will NEVER follow that 'barbaric girl custom'. Do you have anting to put in your ears after you pierced them. I hope you don't get an infection or anything. Send my regards to teh Flock.
booknut
PS Why do you even want your ears pierced?
OMG! ouch! that's not good Max! the holes must be HUGE! owie!
Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real? What if you could not tell the difference between the real world and the dream world? How would you know that anything was real? How would you know that you that you weren't in your worst nightmare of a place?
Max, How do you know that you have not been in the School this whole time? How do you know that Ari was dead for sure? These are the questions that I ask you, Max, and your Flock.
The Prophet aka The Oracle
I thought the commercial was great! Sounds like the piercing hurt.
OUCH! That got to hurt! Anyway,why do you want to get your ears peiced? Trying to impress Fang?
Where did you get the eraser tooth? Did you pluck it out of Ari's mouth?
Next time, ask Angel for a shark tooth. They probably hurt less... or atleast aren't as BIG. Hmmmm.... I'm hoping you WASHED that tooth first....
You pierced your own ears with an Eraser tooth? Max, that's kinda why there are professionals who know how to do that with a LOT less pain...
At least use something sanatary! like a rusty nail or something.. that has to be better than an eraser tooth!
You got your ears pierced, Max? What's with the sudden interest in fashion and appearance? Does it have anything to do with a certain quiet flock member? *nudge nudge* :D
(And Max, I hope you feel better! I went through a whole bunch of pain after I pierced my ears, and I wasn't using a eraser tooth. It must be as triple as bad for you!)
I bet that hurt
why would you do that in the first place? my dad is a nurse and he would probably fall over dead if he heard what you did! i did not like the commercial. thought the other girl was better. :)
why did you peirce your ears? come on! I can see you maby geting them done when you got a new disgies but doing it yourself with a eraser touth?
Wow. Wait, don't tell me you pierced your EARS!!! Oh, gosh.
I've gotten my ears pierced, once. And I closed the hole up 'cause I HATE earrings. Girl, or not, I despise jewelry.
No offense, but I hope you learned your lessen of doing things yourself, no matter HOW independant you are. Piercing yourself, BY yourself is like going emo.
-Brigitte
P.S. I think the commercial they did on you was weird and totally unrealistic. But oh well. And please don't take offense to this.
oh oww... that must have hurt...well anyways what was with the commercial? it kinda sucked... no offense but thats not really how i saw you..oh well! im still happy the nest book cames out! XP
-rain
P.S. TELL FANG PLEASE!!!!!!!!
WHAT WERE U THINKING!?!?!?
How do u know erasers don't have rabies?
Maybe u were trying to impress someone who's names just HAPPENS to start with "F" and wears black all the time. He's also the person who started this blog. Can u figure out who it is? 3 guesses.
Good luck with saving the world!
-MaxRideJunkie
oh yeah im was doing a book report and i dressed like you ane people made fun of my cool wings! JERKS!!
-rain
ACK!!!!!!! you spoilers!!!! :p JJ is from the third huh? T_T I shall sob now *sniff* and DUH, hole in body, Eraser tooth sharp and dirty! that was just dumb Max..... Maybe Fang should take over for a little while....?
qw men what were u thinking by the way i loved the commercial even though u couldve done way better
anyways lave yall
supergirl
why did u want 2 pierce your ears?
and where did u get the eraser's tooth?
So many questions so little time.
P.S. Have you and Fang gone out yet?
OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Didn't you learn about self-done surgury at the beach? I wonder what Fang's reaction to this will be.... and his reaction to the picture, since he hasn't posted about it yet (hint).... Anyway, may I recomend not creating a sentence with the words 'sharp object', 'cut' and 'you' in it for a wile?
ok.............this reminds me of the movie "the parent trap". the girls find out that theyre twins at this camp (they live on opposite sides of the world b.t.w.) and so they decide 2....and then they peirce the 1 girls ears and she screams bloody murder and i am getting off subject.
max: make sure u do not wear dangly earrings cuz that would be a disadvantage. the erasers could grab the earrings and then they could rip them out of ur ear and then u would have a big bloody mess and u would have 2 stitch ur ear up (also, long hair is a disadvantage cuz the person could grab ur hair and......)
ok, i didnt coment on the last message u ppl left so here is my message bout that:
FANG, U DO NOT NEED A COMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok, well bubye ppls (cant wait 2 bug my mom in2 buying the 3rd book and money 2 see the movie. yet then again, ive wanted 2 see eragon since it came out and i still havent seen it, so it might not happen)
anywa, bubye ppls
-maddy
Who exactly is JJ?!?
ouch. a r usty nail is better than an eraser's tooth XD why'd you even wanna pierce your ears anyway?
Heh, heh, heh, That was really stupid Max. Owww
no offence at all when i say this but.....YOU IDIOT! it might get infected or an eraser could pull it out and rip your ear. i do not have my ears peirced and i never will. i think u could have thought that through a little better maximum.
but a eraser tooth earing might look cool.
sry about the pain but read the top again
winger
What the heck max? why would you do something that stupid? did it hurt really bad? it sounds like it would hurt like heck.
The Bookworm2020
>_< BYE
Go with bracelets, or necklaces, or something next time.
You'll find that its a lot less painful.
Love you all (the flock)!!
FANG OWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously , an ERASER TOOTH, why Max, WHY???? Okay Erasers do turn into humans but they're still part wolf, my suggestion, never, NEVER, stick one of their teeth through your ears. Anyways, I bet most likely Iggy would have had something sharp in his possession, he does build bombs, scissors help with cutting wires, a bit dull but with a bit of sharping (with a stone[it will work]) would probably have been better than an eraser tooth. Or even run into a hardware store and buy a nail, it would take maybe 5 mins. max, duh. Fang, anyone, next time Max has an Eraser tooth take it away from her. If there is a post that says you're sick soon it will be your own fault for trying to pierce your ears with an Eraser tooth. Anyway did you pierce your ears for yourself or trying to make yourself look better for Fang (maybe prove your tough enough to stick an Eraser tooth through your ear?)? :P
~Bies~
p.s. been a while since I lasted posted but still waiting for MR3 to come out 4 days a couple hours, and so on
p.p.s Iggy is still my favourite! :)
p.p.p.s I totally support FAXNESS as well as the idea that Nudge and Iggy like each other:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
Yeah, I totally agree with the three amigos Amy didn't have that Max quality! I just can't see her with wings, kicking Eraser butt, and taking care of the flock all at once.
She doesn't have the Maxness that she needs to be in the movie. I don't have anything against her as a person... but she's just not the right person to play the part... well, at least that's what I think.
Plus, she hasn't even read the books.
I'm not trying to make anyone mad, this is just my thoughts on this.
Love ya Max!!
fang must be laughing his head off right now. how board do you need to get to do that to yourself? (is this an mr3 spoiler?) any who cant wait for the book. is that the eraser tooth from like 2005? ewwwww!
ouch that has really gotta hurt, Max but your tough and strong so youll be okay... hopefully! lol i got my ears pierced when i was 5 which was with a tool used for piercing ears not with an Eraser tooth and it still really really hurt! lol so how is the flock? tell everyone hi for me well i better go bye!
-Steph
P.S. My friends gave me the nickname Max
Cool Max... i think. ummm y'd u do it? All I have to say is WOW!
-sophia F.
anyone, like fang or max or another member of the flock, want to draw pictures or take photos of themselves from the front? im trying to draw everyone, but i don't exactly know what their faces look like and i want my pictures to look perfect. im trying to draw fang as an ice prince, like one of the titles is the ice princess one, well fang is the ice prince. and i would like to draw a picture of all of the flock plus ari and jeb, so help would be appreciated!!
sassy!
P.S. i've got everything but the head, so a close up or something would be great!!
thanks!
max, do you want to kill yourself with rabies?!!! gosh, an eraser tooth? what were you thinking? ouch. that had to hurt!! why in the world were you trying to pierce your ears anyway?? someone take the tooth away, cough cough, *fang*, before she kills herself of rabies please!!
sassy!
luvs a lot!
loool how hillarius!(spelling?) can we have a little more clarification about the JJ part? preety plz?
thx ,u rock my sox!
-book worm
p.s. CANT WAIT FOR YOUR 3RD BOOK!!!!how come some ppl already have it???? no fair!
oooooo ouch! i bet that hurt! i screamed when they peirced my ears with NORMAL studs, i cant imagine what the pain would be like with a freaking eraser tooth!
LT
why do u want your ears pierced
P.S. plz go 2 my new site at http://home.earthlink.net/~theacademy.avery/lifeasamaximumridefan/
uh yeah i definetly have an extreme dislike for miss amy being max i mean she's just...not quite right you know...add a couple scars get her out of the nice clean designer clothing and make her more of tomboy...she's just too...un-max-like...~sigh~ there just isn't ever going to be a "perfect" max except for max herself....
you pierced you ears?!?!
why, Max? why?
if you wear earrings, then it just gives the erasers something to grab onto! suppose your fighting a fight wearing those long dangly earrings, and an eraser grabs one and pulls...(shudder)
truly, why do you even want bits of metal stuck in you ears? i mean, it's cold up in the air, especially where you fly. metal will just make it worse for your ears!
an eraser tooth? max! you don't know where that's been!
if you're doing that to try to impress Fang or somebody else, then stop. Fang (or whoever) likes you the way you are. Remember the last time you cut yourself with a sharp object (the beach-Maximum Ride - School's Out-Forever), you nearly gave him a heart attack (or so he said)! So stop with the "style", and go with the practical!
!sebastian! is also right, you're on the run!
oh, are you talking about JJ (Jenifer Joy) from Maximum Ride: School's Out-Forever?
and it's not a custom for all of us. my ears have never been pierced, and i don't want them pierced. my cousins and one of my friends are the same way!
so, wash them out really well, and then let them heal!
a big fan
steffi
You DIDN'T!!!! OMG Max, you are my HERO!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe you did that!!!! What does the flock think????
~Elise!!
Good thing Ella's mom gave you that tetnus shot when you were shot...
Oh, no, what now?
i hope you disinfected the tooth first or else your gonna have ONE BAD INFECTION....oh, by the way, what WERE you thinking?!?!?!!?!?
The only reason you pierced your ears is because people on the forum started saying things like, "How come Amy has earrings on the commercial? I thought Max didn't have earrings!"
And, "Thats so un-max-like!"
*Sigh*.
ok why in the world where faxness lives on are people piercing their ears with paperclips and all?? it's sad and sick. sorry Max, but just so you won't lose your ear, i'll give you 10 bucks so you can get your ears peirced by a professional and another 10 bucks to buy earrings. kay? just don't get infected and die. jk.
- Freedom Flyer
ya...no offence...but that was stupid
What are you talking about? Why would you pierce your ears with a Eraser tooth?
whatever,
TELL FANG I LOVE HIM!!!
Hey.
Congrats. Beauty is painful, I'm glad you've come to realize that.
On the good side, I decided to forgive you for the awful taste in your commercial! [winks at Fang]
Alas, in the words of that song from that movie 'Just Friends': "Forgiveness is more than saying sorry..."
So I'll make it up to u and you can make it up 2 me.
Anways.
I luv u all, and have a greeeeaaaaat weekend! I'm gonna c POTC 3! GO C IT!
Ciao.
~the eternal flame [fang's girl]
[smooches 2 fang--my silent, dark, noncomformist hawk guy]
i own a pair of combat boots :]
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! not a good idea!!
-summer vacation is here!!!!
ARE YOU NUTS!!!! You should know better!!
Hope it doesn't hurt too much.
TTFN
J
gah...i bet its infected. x___x
Hmm... You should've had professional piercing done and then used a chain to attach it to your ear instead. ^^
ouch. that had to hurt.
-Alan
Owww....
JJ probably got it done by a professional.
Someone who has a LICENCE.
Not an Eraser tooth. (rofl)
And the commercial isn't very accurate.
Since when are your eyes blue?
~FOMR4E
You...are...unbelievable! You pierced your own ears, you kick eraser ass, you fly, what's next? You save the world?Oh, never mind you're already doin that! Fang, keep a closer eye on her, although, she's as stubborn as I am, so, yeah, it won't help. Hmm, hey, could you come to my house and dye my hair a bit darker than it is???? I have been BEGGING my mom for just a shade darker than it already is, or, you know, just a black streak running through my brownish blondish hair.
Anyway, commercial was cool, but, yeah, bit cheesy, other than that it wa a hit. Amy was very good, but one of us OBSESSIVE fans could have done a tad better, cause we know you inside and out, like for one, are'nt your eyes BROWN???? I think the ad should have had you, fang, iggy, nudge, gazzy, and angel flying off a building, erasers swooping down, and you guy kicking their ass, and for once getting paid for it! It should have starred you guys, and a small pack of erasers, who knows, maybe that one group and you would get along, and do a movie together, and oh yeah, them stop tryin' to kill you. Oh well, it would only be a small group that did'nt attack you!
GTG
See ya'
Lauren
P.S,
FOR GOD SAKE MAX AND FANG GET TOGETHER!
P.P.S
Hi max, fang, iggy, nudge, gazzy, and angel, oh, and total!
Ouch.
Hey Max, how do you like the commercial?
J.
How can you have escaped Erasers for all these years if you're dumb enough to try piercing your ears with an Eraser's tooth!
-Later-
omg.. that is gonna hurt like hell i pierced my ear like dunno when and im like looking forward to piercing my toungue.. but by a professional though...
P.S u might not wanna use anything that comes in contacts wif lupine DNA they could carry rabies...
OUCH, I've done that, and with a tooth too, and the ironic part it was a....well....i GUESS you can call it a wolf tooth.... I would prefer NOT to explain what it really is.....
OMG! We're almost to 4,000,000! Yay!
I dreamed that I was Max but I didn't know it until Angel showed up in my school's office and I was called on the loudspeaker. What does it mean?
That's okay max I tried to pierce my ears with a sharp knife...well dagger actually..... I got infected and the knife...dagger...was clean so be careful.
PS My book is in the mail.
Ouch
first of all why would you do that in the first place????? huh huh and anyways i hope it gets better. i got mine pieced as a kid PERFESIONALLY done of course and that still hurted. LOL well i can't wait until i get the third book
ps: way cool the comercial
smooth move max
That has to suck....I have a question....why is Ari so obssesed with you?...and it seems like more than a sister-brother obsession!...Wickedly Creepy!
---Skye
owwwwwwwwww!that must have hurt!and a eraser tooth how nasty!as 4 the pepl who r going *i got mine done by a pro and i cried* yall r nuts!i just jumped a little on the 2 ear!and wat duz jj have 2 do wit that i mean she is so last book!lolz!max u shud have cried it wud have given fang a real good excuse to *hold ya close*!wait a second....did u cry?*gasps*!max ur supposed 2 be the big gurl in the "family"!i mean havent u heard fergiez song.....u no...that song...ummm.....oh yeah*big gurls dont cry*!:D!Bad max bad!i thought u were a big gurl!i mean little gurls dont go around makin out wit dark haired hotties *coughfangcough*!and now im rambelin on like nudge.....oh well love u all!
B.
p.s.u need 2 make-out wit fang in book 4!!!!!
Guys check out my blog
http://xkatie-3llenx.blogspot.com/
Thanks
and that really sounds like it hurts *shudders*
MAX!! Don't use an Eraser tooth...you'll get an infection!!!
Instead, use a safety pin!!
( -_0)b
i agree with liz the commercial was kind of chessy...so is nudge still alive huh huh?so trying to pierce your ears is not smart.(mine arent even pierced!)well if you do pierce your ears you need a pair of earrings so it wont get infeceted.-BrAcE FaCe
wow, Max may not seem like the the sharpest tool in the shed but she sure is!(sarcasm, for those who can't tell)Max! An Eraser tooth? Ur totally going 2 get an infection. N Y ways,do you realize that you'll have to buy earings? Yeah, did'nt think about that did u?
With luv,
Rachel
I agree with the person that said that Amy should read the books first.
That might help her get the part of playing you better. She kinda stinks right now.
where did u get the eraser tooth?
P.S. go 2 my blog at http://home.earthlink.net/~theacademy.avery/lifeasamaximumridefan
Max? Why would you such a bad thing? You know better than that!
omg Max, i got mine professionally done and it hurt!! even after numbing it!! (course we used the baby novacane stuff)
~ Kelz
P.S. i've found a way to help spread your story. i've working for the past month on turning the first volume into a graphic novel (sadly its all on notebook paper since my mother is cheap). i've tried to get you all as accurate as possible, and soon (when i get a scanner) it'll be on DeviantArt.com i've already got a picture of Ig and Fang up there. just thought i'd let the Flock know.
P.P.S. sorry bout the long P.S.
P.P.P.S. Ig, my friend has a shirt that says "#1 Ig fan!" and Fang, Max, and Gassman, you're all really hard to get right.
P.P.P.P.S. that's all
why dyou go and pierce ur ears like that??? mad girl. lol. luv y'all xx
p.s. gettin mr3 soon as i have 13 quid!
You pierced your ears with a tooth...?
... Then wouldn't the hole be bigger in the back? XDDD; The backing would go right through?
Oh well. As long as you don't stick it all the way through. (:
Max why would you piece your ear with a tooth? Your supose to use a safety pin and a lemon wedge. Anyway yesterday was my birthday! I don't get a party though I'm grounded. (I hope I spelled that right)G2G
Mat
P.S. Who is going to play Iggy in the movie?
Why did you try to pierce ur ears? That doesn't seem very Maxish...
Geesz Max. That wasn't exactly smart. No offense. You could have just used a needle. that might have been better. And plus, wouldn't the hole be really big? I dunno how big the eraser tooth is though.
have u got your ears pierced? that must HURT!! lol
O_o Wow. Great job. Wonderful.
I have a scar from doing that!!!! (not with an eraser tooth though!) No offense but why would YOU want to peirce your ears??? Are you trying to impress Fang????
its not just a girl custom... seriously though, a eraser tooth??!!
yeah no...that wouldn't be a good idea now would it
oh, poor Max, i hope it didn't hurt too much. I wish your guy's book would come out sooner here, I'm getting tired of waiting.
nightline rogue/ohsilentangel
P.S. I'm wondering what you and Fang did to Nudge after that post, and more wondering what you and Fang did. (hint, hint) Just kidding.
Luv ya Max.
MAX!!!
ARE YOU THAT STUPID????
why hasnt my comment showed up???????
my friend pierced her own ears like 6 times... by herself. but at least she had a needle. yea, and i know it hurts.
why the heck did you even get your ears pierced in the first place?! helloo. when would there ever be time for a fashion stop when you are running for your lives??
and in my opinion, the commercial was terrible. i hate it that hollywood is taking over your story and will most likely destroy it. books made into movies = XP!
oh well. hope you guys are all doing okay.
WHOA!!!
You pierced your ears!?
With an ERASER TOOTH?!!
Where'd you get an earing?
coolio....
P.S. Liz, you're right, the commercial was chesy. I hope the movie (crosses fingers) isn't like that....
Tracking a laptop is easy I guess if you know how. You could be tracked through the blog much like you did with the clicker and google. I think laptops have to change IP addresses when they move, so every time you update, Itex can track the source of that post to your general location (probably 2 football fields is the area). To stop this you can get an IP scrambler (have Nudge make it, buy one, or "borrow" one), it will make your IP address unreadable. I think they're legal because it can be protection, and it's kind of hacking yourself.
M.P.
THREE DAYS UNTIL MR3 COMES OUT!!!! :) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!! :)
You should go to fanfiction!! and read my story!! (running away and my other one; Peace YNO!!) PLEASE red it!! :)
xxLAurenxx
I feel so bad for you... etting my ears pierced totally hurt, but probably not as bad.
Ouch that must have hurt! It probably would have been worse if u had used Total's tooth. J.K.
Y do u wnat ur ears peirced???
I don't even have my ears pierced! I can't wait till the book comes out!!!! I won't read anything else until that book is in my hands!lol The only thing that I read is an email that was about annoying things to do in an elevator. That was interesting.
C ya!
must of hurt! I have my ears peirced but i never put in my ear rings! HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!
p.s. Amy is SSSSSOOOO BAD at being Max! I can do a better job! And i stink at acting! Did she even read the book? And, Max didn't ALWAYS know that she would have to save the world! Did the stupids that made that commercail even read the books!!!!!!!!!
~God's angel on earth and friends!
Um.........I'm not sure it was a smart idea to peirce your ears. With a tooth. While you're on the run. Oh yeah Max. You're a geinus. Sorry it hurt so much. but, hey, no pain, no gain, right? Still don't understand WHY you peirced your ears. And who the heck is JJ? Is she, like, another Bird/kid/thing? Whatever. But Max, if you want to impress Fang, all you gotta do is ask him out. Ethier that or kick some Eraser butt.
Hugs and Kisses,
MooMoo
p.s. You do realize that Nudge and Angel will want to peirce there ears now, right?
Umm, well, that wasn't very smart. But then, you need a parent with you to get your ears done at Claire's...but, honestly, and Eraser tooth?! Think before you act!
Note to Amy on the commercial you would look more better if you had a wind breaker sweater than a leather coat. Because Max wears a wind breaker. Good luck and I'm clicking for the movie!
P.S. Ouch Max (getting pretty for Fang :D please dont hurt me)
i have a question. in the book, isn't Max's hair short, layered, and brown w/ blond streaks and aren't her wings tan w/ brown sploches and white speckes? i mean, come on, that one girl doesn't even look close to the image that comes to mind when i think of Max. This is Maximum Ride, this needs to be done right.
That was not smart it could get infected or get rejected you'll probably end up with a real nasty scar
-Rock
heh..... no pierced ears max. if you got an infection on the road...... :-(
no max no NOT a good idea....
as bad as the shell and arm and chip inident.
well I suppose just going to an ear peircing place was out of the question huh?
~KTCC
Note to Amy you would be better with the trailer if you were wearing a wind breaker because Max usally wears em.
P.S. Ouch Max (are you getting pretyy for Fang? Please dont hurt me!)
hey Max, do you know that that tooth was probably one of the farthest things from sterile that you can get? I mean, who knows what an Eraser eats while chasing you?
-molly
P.S. on the commercial, no offense, but the wings look totally fake
LOL. Pierced ears are lame. Also: ARE YOU STUPID?!! (no, don't answer that) It's a WOLF FANG. God only knows what bacteria are on it.
...maybe you'll catch an infection and die? *happy thoughts*
Btw. Way to respect the dead. Erasers are people too, you know. (And the Pack must be pissed)
i did that.... but i did use a tooth to pierce my ears though
did you really... what i can't believe is you used a eraser tooth, seriously. now is this to impress fang cause we all know you love him... and tell fang to say some thing about nudges pic.we are all dying to know what he thinks.
firemage
oh totally cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Seb
Max, you really can't afford to get an infected ear lobe from that highly unsanitary tooth, now, can you? Sheesh! Ever heard the ex pression 'Think before you leap'? Use its wisdom in the future.
Hugs to all,
Your Numero Uno Fan
Max, you really can't afford to get an infected ear lobe from that highly unsanitary tooth, now, can you? Sheesh! Ever heard the ex pression 'Think before you leap'? Use its wisdom in the future.
Hugs to all,
Your Numero Uno Fan
I recomend NOT trying anything remotly like this ever again. Fang won't be happy... and that's not a good thing.
P.S. everyone!! We are making about 50,000 clicks a-day torwds the movie, which is good, but at this rate it will take us another 79-odd days to get a movie!! Please keep clicking!!!
ive had my ears pierced 2wice n they closed up each time (not 2 like worry u or anyhin but...)
i like da commercial but da guy who is talkin sounds a bit 2 like been dere dun dat u no?
perhaps 'max' (aka amy) should talk in da commercial?
if u want ur ears pierced that badly, go 2 a piercing/tatoo parlor thingummy shop + get it done proffesionally. they should do belly button piercing 2 (bet Fang would like that!! kiddin!!). watch out 4 infections though. they get kinda nasty if not cleaned or looked afr properly.
lol,
fiona xx
hehe I'm getting my ears pierced soon as well
but i dont have any eraser teeth...*looks at fossil shark tooth on shelf*...now what else could i use.....
whatz up with the ITEX is tracking the laptop thing
P.S. go 2 my site at http://home.earthlink.net/~theacademy.avery/lifeasamaximumridefan
geez max
anyway amy's audition wuz stoopid!!!! and the commercial wuz stoopid 2 i didnt like it
is jp gonna write another book??
p.s- you shoulve known better!! :) j/k
p.p.s- I WISH THE OTHER GIRL WON!!! :(
p.p.s- OH!! YEA!! its only for the commercial! whooh! YES!!:) i thought it was for the movie!! (if we have one)
One of you is a traitor
do nott trust.........
you pierced you ears?!?!
why, Max? why?
if you wear earrings, then it just gives the erasers something to grab onto! suppose your fighting a fight wearing those long dangly earrings, and an eraser grabs one and pulls...(shudder)
truly, why do you even want bits of metal stuck in you ears? i mean, it's cold up in the air, especially where you fly. metal will just make it worse for your ears!
an eraser tooth? max! you don't know where that's been!
if you're doing that to try to impress Fang or somebody else, then stop. Fang (or whoever) likes you the way you are. Remember the last time you cut yourself with a sharp object (the beach-Maximum Ride - School's Out-Forever), you nearly gave him a heart attack (or so he said)! So stop with the "style", and go with the practical!
!sebastian! is also right, you're on the run!
oh, are you talking about JJ (Jenifer Joy) from Maximum Ride: School's Out-Forever?
and it's not a custom for all of us. my ears have never been pierced, and i don't want them pierced. my cousins and one of my friends are the same way!
so, wash them out really well, and then let them heal!
a big fan
steffi
Y WOOD U EVEN WANT 2 PEERCE UR EARS???????(heh.. heh... those look like ears!)
i thot u was tuf Max! PEERCE UR EARS THATS A GIRLY GIRL TALKIN!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT A TUFF GIRL!
Y?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats snot bein urself!! if Fang put u up to this than hes just-just A MAX (TOMBOY/ERASER BUTT KICKER/WORLD SAVER/FANG LOVER/AWESOME ASS KICKING CHICK!) HATER!!(lots of offense).
C ya! >_<
PS if it wasnt fang than im sorry..
PPS ummmmmmmmmmm.. riiiite...
Awwww... you should have hurt yourself. Did Fang flip out because you hurt yourself? Or was he cool about it? OOOH, you and Iggy could wear matching earrings!!
I'll lend you an awesome pair of mine... or not. I like them too much XD.
~ELISE
For those of you who put... that does'nt seem very maxish...well, people do CRAZY things when their in love! DOY!(MAx, Fang, don't hurt me, I just want you to be HAPPY)And, it's kick ass that she did that, even though it was dangerously stupid(No offence)! Oh, and, those of you who cried when you got it done by a professional... sorry, but, that's just WRONG! I was four and a half years old when I got my ears pierced and all I did was squeeze my mom's hand cause I panicked! But it was NOT painful, it made my ears go numb though! Anyway, Can't wait to get the new book! I'm goin 2 vegas on monday! BTW, if this was to impress fang, which I'm sure it was...HE ALREADY LOVES YOU!DINGBAT!!!! What did he say???????? You or him need to post IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!
GTG
Love you guys,
Lauren
P.S
High five Nudge for me over the old pic she put on!
P.P.S
DON'T HURT ME!
P.P.P.S
Hi Max, FAng, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, Angel, and Total!
P.P.P.P.S
Tell Ari and Jeb from me that they're ass holes!
I wouldnt put an eraser tooth anywere neer my ear if I were you and make sure Angle dosnt get her hands on it. Besides Max your beautiful the way you are! (^^)
-Jenny
p.s. How bout make the eraser tooth into a pendent for a necklece that would be hot
are you real?
long story... but if you are, you should know.
are you real?
loong story. if you are, you should know.
ffs ITS AN ITEX LAPTOP!
You think they can't track their own laptops? You think it's just the chip that's letting them follow you? If you take the chip out but keep the laptop THEY WILL STILL BE ABLE TO FIND YOU!
wait a sec., i just realized something
since erasers are lupin(wolf)/human hybrids, would their mouths being cleaner than a human's when they're in wolf state?
Not saying it still isn't disgusting, max! Or stupid!
Eraser tooth...gross.
Yes, if you use a tooth...you could get and infection!!!! And you don't want that dragging you down when your on the run!
(I love your note to selves)
~*Star*
(see my new blog ppl!)
Hey, Katie ellen. I checked out your blog... its cool!! I LOVE disney too!!
although I've only been there once...
I'm still a sucker for Peter Pan and Beauty and the Beast!!
Cati
Wait... wasn't JJ a character in the 2nd book? The girl Max goes to [real] school with? Her name is like, Jennifer Joy or something??? Or did I make all that up? Maybe I'm thinking of a different book...
♥x♥x♥
I just realized that everyone probably figured the JJ thing out already and I just haven't read down far enough on the comments... oops!
♥x♥x♥
Um. That sounds like it had to hurt. Ouch.
...
...Did you at least like, wash the tooth off first? Or freaking BLEACH it?
Both probably would've worked.
... I think. Maybe not bleaching. Umm... Yeah. Hopefully your ears don't like, turn green or something. O_O
~Anonymous
WOW! that had to really hurt! ouch! O.O
DANG!!!!! For the oldest one, you act a lot like my older sister who by the way isn't the brightest bulb. No offence or anything. I bet if she had a tree branch she'd try to peirce her ears. Don't be a Carly.
P.S. I hope she never finds out about this blog or i'm dead meat!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice dude....seriously
im so sorry max that dose hurt i tried it before with a needle well that out come wasn't pretty .... the 3rd book is out tommorrow *runs around danceing* can't wait ... well hope everythings great .... see you around byez
Max, if you are trying to impress someone whose name starts with an "F" and ends with an "ang", don't worry. It is about obvious that he already loves you. Please, just listen to some friendly advice: just dril a hole in the tooth and wear it as a necklace. It hurts less.
Fang, if Max tries any more self surgery (huh, more like self mutilation) just remember that beach incident and either smack her or kiss her. That should get her to stop.
Inuyasha
P.S. HURRY UP AND GET LAID!!!!!!!!!
owwwwwwwwwwww u sud not hav done tht o well u nevr know maby max looks gd in diamond earrings lol
- arianna
owwwwwwwwwwww gt 2 hurt
owwwww tht was not a gt idea o well maby max looks gd in diamond earrings lol
-arianna
Max, don't be a dumbass. Just wear a kickass necklace or something if you want to impress Fang. Oh, and by the way, you probably want to get some kind of sword or dagger for the Erasers. Allow me to explain:
1. Blades hurt a lot more than punches (even a glancing hit can kill with a good edge).
2. If you chop Ari into little pieces, he won't be able to get brought back to life (in theory).
Sharingan
i have 3 on each of my ears.. and i m gonna get 1 more...
it would look cool on you..
is this your first one, max? thats a pity
toodles...
I don't know how, but I got the 3rd book yesterday, the 27th, and the book isnt supposed to be out yet. And the store had it out for sale. It was so good I finished in 3 hours! I loved it!
BTW- Max and Fang, I'm so glad y'all finally found out y'all were meant to be together. Also, I didn't aprreciate the southern joke thing. I live in the south.
Also, I have a blog. It's EquineWorld at blogspot.com... Check it out.
ttyl.
Heh.
Now we can tell you and your 'evil twin' Max apart!
The real Max has a big huge infection in her ear for her stupid attempt to pierce her ears!
Yay!
(lol. Now you don't need Angel's mind-reading skills)
~FOMR4E
(Fan of MR 4 eva)
Max, a tooth, what were ya thinking? Luckily I'm a guy so I don't have my ear pierced =D. And if I were a crazy mutant running/flying around and couldn't get to a salon or where ever you go for the whole ear piercing thing, than I would use a PIN not a tooth...
Yours truly (who fininished 3rd book in 8 hours)(and who thinks Mr. Patterson should get Max and Fang to get together, and we are all young adults here so you can go into a little detail =P)(and yes I am a guy who likes romance in a book).
nothing to do with the blog u posted.
Ok um confused why does it say that the book is coming out on the 29th of May. Cause I got the book on Friday, which was um... the 25th for my friend for her birthday. Is it just me or is there something wrong with the big picture here just asking?
For those of you who are confused, J.J. is Jennifer Joy, she's in book two, you know, Max's friend she met in school. Please tell me you're not waiting for 3 before you know who she is (meaning you read 2).
M.P.
For all of you out there who doesn't know who JJ is. JJ (stands for Jennifer Joy) is from the second book. She attends the school that Anne sends the Flock, so that they can get a bit of an education before they have to leave.
The book came out on the 28th where I am. So mad, I learnt that just before the mall near me closed. Brother wouldn't get off the computer earlier so I could check. At least there's like 30 copies.....some should be left tomorrow.
~Bies~
wow. yeah, major pain. I just read the third book...THREE TIMES!! :) it was super good, and I think Angel + Nudge are major troopers.
Plus Gazzy in ter Borcht's face, "I vill now destroy ve snikuh bars!" haha.
Yeah, I hope that eraser tooth was dumped in alcohol or something. And where ARE these Itex headquarters???
(But I guess my parents won't let me explore the sewer tunnels here...)
when did Iggy get his ear pierced?
WHERE IS FAANG'S POSTS TO GO AND KILL ITEX HUH??!?!?!? I JUST READ THE FRIKIN 3RD BOOK!!!
P.S. even if it is just ssome of JP's authors wokin on this blog PLLEAASSEEEE don't stop writting i need something to go along with this series to read!!! (by the way u guys make harry potter look like harry the pot dealer)
just keep clicking, just keep clicking, just keep clicking dun dun dun!
love u fang!!!!!!! I just clicked for
like 40 mins.
Hey is this what happens in #4! JP stop this. You are doing this on purpose! You want me to get excited! Well you know what it is working.
Love, Shelby
PS Owwww. An eraser tooth. Geez...
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