Don't Be a Hater, Etc.
Yo,
Some adminstrative business. We approve all the comments on the blog, right? These are the things that you can do to make sure we don't post your comment.
1) Swear like a trucker.
2) Say something mean spirited about us or anyone else who posts here.
3) Type your email address. It's just not a smart idea to put your email address on a public site, so we feel weird publishing it.
Pretty simple. We love getting your comments 99.5% of the time. So, thanks for all of the great ones as well.
Fly on,
Fang
136 messages to The Flock:
hey fang and to the rest of the gang. I am 17 and I love to read your stories. By the way the General Coffee State Park you stay at one night is less than 4 miles from my house. I am so mad b/c u get to fly and I don't
have fun and I love all of you guys
Cassie
I'm not a hater!
Save the World one mind at a time!
-G.
1RyoToraI understand. Some people are so crude and obnoxious. So when are you a Max gonna go on a date?(I know you want to.) Well I can't wait for your next post! Say Hi to the rest of the flock for me,
Obsessed Fan^-^
Fang, in response to ur newest post, I would like to point out something in a "friendly" manner. If you could please respond that would be great, because this has been troubling me for some time.
You are a fictional character, correct? Does that mean that you and the rest of the flock only exist in James Patterson's novel? If this is true, then who writes the blogs, and why are people responding with answers that pertain to events that only occured in the novel?
Any information on the truth value of this site and the cast of characters would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks.
I would also like to point out that the MR series is excellent and is very inspiring, but I want to know why people take this site so seriously if the blogger might not be "Fang".
-A curious but loyal fan
most of us know that. it's just those few who DO swear like truckers...
hey fang, can't wait to see you in MR4, but if you dont mind, can u let me and the rest of your fans know about your plans with Max? its the one part of the novel i cant wait for!
Yo Fang,
I loved the end of maximum ride: Saving the world and other extreme sports. Do you guys have an aim???
TTL-
Alex
Great tips, although they should be common sense, right? Whatever happened to that?
hi! i totally cant wait 4 the 4th book!there are ALREADY holds on it at my library but lucky me i was smart so im only 3rd on the list!YAY!
also, does anyone who reads these read the twilight series? it totally ROCKS!! check it out, its awsome
has everyone noticed how many hugely anticipated books are coming out this summer? i have- my moms real freaked out, says we r gonna go broke b/c of all the books i wanna buy LOL
Also-shout out to all the max ride readers in Emnonton, Alberta, Canada
YES PEOPLE!canadians have computers too! we dont live in igloos!lololol
i hope the max ride movie turns out okay, and i hope the ppl who play the voices are good and dont sound all girly!
wow, i talk alot!
Fly Hard, Souar Free,Dive Fast
bawoodle
Cool, am I first? I agree some people should not be posting stuff thats degrading or rude to others. We cant all get along that way. I wish Max would post more though..... I love the books and of course your books ... but Max is the cool-iest. Up max and the other sometimes sometimes not just fang
Later,
Reecie
HI!! this is my first time posting so i just wanna say i love all you guys!! you are amazing and max, you are hilarious! as are iggy, total and just about everyone. :) oh and max and fang i know this is gonna annoy you but you are so awesome together! <3
anyways, we're doing projects in science class about genetic engineering (i know, wierd right?) and the topics you could get were plant, animal or human, and either for or against genetic engineering.... guess what my group got. FOR human genetic engineering. i was so upset! :( we weren't allowed to swithch, so i'm really not looking forward to this because it's so wrong what they did to you (althogh it would be really cool to fly, but that's beside the point) grrr...stupid project.
well this is really long so i'll say bye! come visit canada some time, me and my friends would love to see you!
Thanks that really...touching.thanks for noticing our posts!
Am I first?
Probably not...oh well...I'm way up there!
Just thought I'd say...uhm...yeah awesome.
Read the preview on the new site. Now, I cannot wait for the book. Really.
I might rather have never read it. I got a taster, now I want more. Ugh.
Anyways. Thats my post.
-Hassan
hey! Am i the first one to reply?? coolness. I'm not a hater I'm a lover! So no worries. Keep flyin! The Flock Rules!!
-kate
P.S. Yeah that was kinda corny, sorry. lol
ohh first comment (i think)!
i've never seen people curse or anything like that...then again i don't really check out the comments...
anyways, i can hardly wait for the fourth book to come out!!!!!! i really want a fifth one too **coughMR PATTERSON PLEASE!!!coughcough**
flock4eva!!!
Seeing as I don't do those 3 things.....I'm okay!!!!
I'm always looking out for book about people with wings like ya bird kids or hawk/bird dna, or any genetic engineering super humans stuff. I love those books! Beside MR/WTWB, some books that are simular or just as cool: The Kiesha'ra Series, Dusk, Half-Human, Uglies, and some movies: Resident Evil, Species, and tv shows: Bionic Woman, Sarah Conner Chronicles, Dark Angel(I know...you can only can watch it on the comp!) There's a lot more... I really have a thirst for this stuff. So as I wait for MR4, I'm looking for other interesting things to read.
~*Star*
hey fang & flock
no one would want to hate the flock 'coz you guys are awesome, like who wouldn't want wings?
XD
-Ellie X
We love writing them =)
hey fang i get the just off that message anyway where are you guys?
if i could i would join you to bad i can't fly like and eagle and soar throught the sky like you guys...i wish i knew were you were
:( can;t you guys at last hint like say which half off the country or say were farther than x miles from the atlantic ocean?or you've travled so far from it?
"i will be back"
...joey
That's okay. I shouldn't do that stuff anyways.
~Ride Reader
THANK YOU!!! We all need to be reminded sometimes, so thanks a ton. :) And besides, I kinda like rules, especially good ones, and that whole, "don't swear" bit extra specially! we love hearing from you guys, so keep on bloggin'! Love you all!
;) The Mii Maker ;)
I hate when people write comments like that >_<
Hey! Thanks for that, and who would ever want to say anything mean about you guys? But what's up with "yo", yo? you've been saying that alot, just to let you know, yo. (tee hee, that rhymed ;P) Well, talk to ya later!
I agree. Not good to swear. Horribly. Unless you get hurt bad. Even then, TRY to do it in your head. It's good for your siblings. Or friends.
Later
~Iz
Hey Fang... That's kinda weird, thanks for posting about being nice on the message boards... Just curious... Have any flying pigs showed up?
Do Yuu Actually Read ALL Of Them? Or Do You Just..Skim Through Them?
CANT WAIT FOR BOOK FOUR!
But I Have A Q...
Is The Movie Gunna Be Animated? Please Tell Me Its Not. Love The Flock;;<3
Laura
Score! I'm the first commenter! I'd never diss you guys you rock!! And I'm counting down the days until MR4 comes out. Rock on!!
LOVE YOU FANG!!
Yo, Fang. It's Crimson. 2 things. 1: First person to post. YAY!!! 2: 18 more days till MR4!!!!!
thanks for telling me
not that i did any of the above, especially not say anything bad about flock members as your series is my favourtie series EVER!!!!
mia
I love the maximum ride series so much. cant wait for the 17th. Fly on flock.
ya, seriously ya'll. It's called comman sense.
Well I don't do that so I'm fine =]
I can't wait until Maximum ride 4! ^^
You rock Fang!
I can't wait till the fourth book comes out!
it is sooo amazing that you care about the viewer's safety dude!!
LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
rock on!
TesS
mmm why you telling us this? swear like a trucker, i know i trucker they dont swear that much XD ok maybe they do but still ^-^
Howdy Fang!
I promise not to do any of the above.
:)
Have a good day!
Yeah, it is pretty risky to post your email address on a public site. And swear, I mean, if people want to swear like a trucker, then they should do it in their heads so younger kids don't read that.
No offense to anyone, though.
Just sayin'.
But anyways, Fang, where are you guys now??
Love you guys!
Fly on,
Samantha
WHY would anyone put thier e-mail on such a puplic site?
Sounds good Fang
~m
Who would want to hate on you guys? You're completely awesome. And it's definitely not safe to post your email address. Uh, yeah.
Seventeen more days... it's taking all I have not to explode from impatience. I can't wait!
*promises not to swear like a trucker, or be mean spirited*
It's not worth it. Anyways, I still think your awesome Fang but I was wondering where Max was...
hmm.
Is your book coming our march 17th or 18th? cause the website link and picture say 17th but your blog entry says 18th.
~Shane~
K, Fang.
Thanks for letting us know.
LOL.
I don't think I would post those things on here, but still.
Good thing to point it out.
GO FLOCK
i think you had every right to say what you did! ya :D
That's awesome guys-
great new site!!!!
dude, why do you always seem so unemotional? Are u like, embarresed by showing your emotions?
I so totally sgree fang! Thanks for posting this!
-Star22
hi
Thanks for the heads up, and what happened to the old website???
omg..am i the first comment? awesome. great advice fang. fly on yall(lol)
luv alwayz, me.
wow... can't believe ppl would do that type of stuff... especially on a wevbsite like this.... just proves you can't trust anyone on the 'web.
*nods* But to be honest Fang, I don't think ANYONE would not want to be part of the flock's life.No matter how you put it your like family to everyone! I So wish I could do fly with you guys and join in on the excitment even though the trouble and pain....my life is boreing and no one really talks to me >.> so thats why I like messaging here ^.^
Later
Ash
you guys have gotten like way better at posting our comments faster... so YAY! it's just another reason why we love you! lol
you guys rock! can't wait for the book...SOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!
ok take care LOVE YOU ALL!
Why would say something bad about you guys?!?Those haters their just jealous!!Anyways say hi to the flock for me!!Iggy you ROCK!
♥kzbug
P.S.So do the rest you
Woo First comment! Those are some pretty good rules Fang! I see things like that a lot in forums.
-Shadow
Ok! I'll be sure to behave!
ppl actually say bad stuuf about u on your own blog
i dont know how someone could do that you guys are awesome (especially u fang)
Luv u fang
~keep on blogging
"Swear like a trucker."
lol
Well, that summed it up pretty well.
I guess you must get a lot of comments that fall into those categories. How many times has Angel peeked over your shoulder while you were reading a particularly bad mouthed comment?
Hey fang! Your so awesome by the way and uh the whole not swearing like a trucker is kinda obvious but i'll make sure never to leave my email adress or be hater. 'kay? Anyway i love the books it only took my 26 hours(i took some breaks, slept, ate, etc.) to read the third! And so i made my little brother read em too and he's hooked(he usually never reads and he's been reading tons lately just because of these books, that's how much he likes them) . . . I think i'm gonna die, i can't wait that long for the next book, i can't take it.
I agree. Swear like a trucker. That made me laugh.
Lots.
x
ya, i totally agree w/ u Fang. cant wait till ur next book comes out
D: I'M SORRY BAYBAY
I STILL LOVE YOU ♥
haha yo, Max, Fang, Iggly, Gazzy, Angel and Total! what's up!? ya'll rock! say, when ur round the Virginia area, give me a holler... I'd luv to meet ya! i've read (3 times each) and own all yer books. I can not wait for yer next book and the movie!! I want the book as a late b-day present, hope someone gets it for me. i got ya'lls back no matter what. post on my blog too, http://laughinpandasblog.blogspot.com
thanx!
all my love,
Natalie :) <3
Hehe
"Swear like a trucker" I like that!!
Fly high!
-Cari
I love the first one. XD
Thank u Fang! I hate when people do that.
I like your books alot! Though I need to stop reading them to quick...
Remember to use clean language! ^_^
-Volug
P.S. How is Iggy able to type...? Oh well, he's probably just good at it ^_^
You're so right, Fang!
--MFINGA
that was random
Hahaha! For some weird reason, I actually laughed when I read that! Hmm...Are you telling us this so that we'll try to NOT get our comments posted, because you're annoyed with us, or are you telling us this because you really care and want all of our comments to get posted?
Or is it a little in between? I wonder...?
-KaT
This kinda stricked me as funny because usually i dont sweat that much...online.
Only in real life truckers talk like 3 year olds compared to me when i'm angry.
See you.
P.S. cant wait for MR4
P.P.S.i so love you Iggy!!
-Avid reader
I can follow these standards. I'm the sort of person who says "freaking" on the rarest and most deserving of occasions. Even then I feel odd saying it. Maybe that's just the way I think. Ah, humanity: individuals and their unavoidable quirks. That would be me! : )
-icthus
It annoys me soooooo much when people write comments like that. We're learning about cells and stuff in school, and it reminded me about you guys. My friend was like, "if you out fly DNA into someone, would they turn into a giant man-eating fly?" It was weird. There are these really really annoying books called the Clique books and everyone in my grade is obsessed with them. My other friend was trying to get me to read them. She said she would try the MR books if I tried the Clique ones. I said no. It just really really annoys me cause I'm the only one in my whole school who reads these books. My friends all know I'm obsessed with you guys, but not one of 'em even trys to pick one up when i ask them all of the time!!!!!!! SHEESH!!!!! Okay, I have been rambling on for a while so i gotta stop.
M
MA
MAX
MAXI
MAXIM
MAXIMU
MAXIMUM
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RI
RID
RIDE
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RU
RUL
RULE
RULES
RULES!
Tootles!
Just to let you know, i've read all the posts you've had just have'nt had time to comment. For the record.
I didn't know truckers swore ;)
Wo fang was it something i posted. because my sister gets on and puts stuff on other blogs so the comment may not be me. Fly on Jake
oh and were is the other site it had alot more stuff. :'( will it ever come back
It's about time someone said that. It's really not cool that people post comments like that and expect to get on here. My friend curses all the time and tries to get her comments up. It's annoying. Maybe this'll make her stop. Thanks,
-L
Fang in your next book are you and Max going to have a thing because you totally would be perfect for each other
XOXOXOXOX
Alana
I saw this and laughed and I think you will too max-ie dear ;)
http://kittycrazy11.deviantart.com/art/Maximum-Ride-and-cookies-59233698
I dunno who did this but I ROTFL'd after reading it. kudos's to them.
i totally agree w/ yall
hey yall should come 2 tha rodeo in houston March! of course, there will be mostly country singers (sorry Fang!!!) and Fergie...
hope this is appropriate...
Luv yall
tExAn GiRl
Question: who would say anything mean-spirited about you guys??? YOU ROCK! lol
Well, this is really nice tho. I can't believe people would put their e-mail addresses on here! I fully agree that is Stupid, with a capital "S".
Okay, well... BYE!!
~Jessica
P.S. ONLY 18 MORE DAYS!!! ;)
U go fang!
I am not a hater!
the bookworm
^_^ BYE!!
ttyl
Don't Be A Hater???????????
Whaat?!? Where did that come from. LOL Yall hhave some of the weirdest headlines. Love Yall!
-dA cHiCk
HI!! my friend told me to start reading the books and i love dem! check out my blog! please. fly on lol- jockgal707-celeste.blogspot.com
hey fang and every 1 else! i just wanted to say i love your books and website and you all are awsome!
Can I swear like a sailor? according to "Spongebob" they know elevin different swaers, some in Dolphin and Foghorn. =0
But Srlsy though.
I wont be hatin'! (Hattin'?) =3
(Oh, and my Cockatiel says
"flpppppkdksDG6 (F6)"
<3- Odd
I hate when that happens. I promise you that I will never do that and you will always be able to post my comments (unless, ya know, the servers crashes or whatever).
any possible way for you to, uh, move the books release date sooner? heehee. i'm dying from waiting. (save me.!)
Yours,
@#%&()ME()&%#@
jeez, who's gonna do that? y would any1 h8 u guys? ur soo amazing, i cant w8 4 the 4rth book!! i put a hold on it as soon as i could. fly on guys, and watch out 4 those erasers! lol!
Hey fang,
I agree, there are alot of bogus people out there, and then there are the ones who aren't all that smart and put their emails on here too, no offense to the stupid, but its true. I also agree with the girl who's name I can't pronounce, you know you want to go on a date with Max, please done try to kill me in my sleep for saying that, but its also true. And is there any possible way that I can drink some chemical and then ill have wings? And then meet you guys, cause that would make my whole entire life complete. One more thing: do you like the band three days grace? Check it out on iTunes I think you'd like them, I do.
Keep on flying
Electric (India)
Haha, ah the vocabulary of the 21st
century. Great stuff, no?
And, for the record, you and Maximum should try a date. You know, maybe a cozy little (if slightly cold) igloo and a setting sun, your wings wrapped around each other for warmth. Cute, eh? Hahaha. Have at least a little fun where you are guys. I know what it's like in a cold, wet, icky place. I live in North Dakota. :]
Continue to rock out in your Bond, Norris, Feist (and other radical loves and personas). I'm cheering for ya.
hay this has nothing to do with the comment you said but iggy i am totally in love with u. u sound really cute in the book. if your ever in CA and need a place to stay just look me up. even if my mom says no, which probaly won't happen.
-hannah gonzales
sorry
f*** f*** s*** f***!!!!!1!!11one!!!21
Just kidding. I don't swear at all, actually. [eheh]
--Resident hyperactive child who now tastes like onion chips, Candycane
so...if you have to approve all the comments...and you don't approve of comments with profuse swearing/mean-spirited remarks/personal emails....why do they still show up??? I've seen more than a few, and I don't even read the comments very often...
HEY!! just wanted to say that i can't wait for MR4 to come out!!!i'm so excited!!love you Fang!!
~BIG FAN~ =)
whos been saying nasty stuff bout you? thats not very nice!
i love you all
Gemz
max you are the ulimate working mom
u go girl. I CANT wait 4 the next book
hey fang, check this out:
www.dragonwriters100.blogspot.com
i know a very clean-mouthed truck driver, actually.
I'm not like that. If I was before, I'm sorry. I'll only leave my myspace url.
ok anyone who did or does any of those three things should not call them selves a flock fan therefore shouldn't be posting comments on this blog. Hmmm...
Well I have to get back to my science lab..Are your guyse sheart rates faster then normal because thats what were learning about. Does flying increase oyur heart rate? Too bad your not in my science class or I could re-write the experiment using a new variable as flying! Hu...too bad for me.
~Fangloverx24 aka flock fan
who would do that?
You're welcome! I'm glad you like my comments, Fang!
And to anonymous (the 4th commenter), I take this site seriously because it's fun to take it seriously!
Send my regards to the rest of the Flock!
not a smeghead
Fang, I read all of your books in a 24 hour period of time. I love it!!! I cant wait for the nex book MR4! If any one has info on the new movie plz tell me. Thanks
I'm no hater!!
i hope im not a hater, etc.!!!!!!
I am so going to agree with frozen-fury18.
I like the fact that read every one, because that means that someone is reading what I write, even if no one else cares.
Fang (awesome),
I agree, there are alot of bogus people out there, so a word to the wise: If you come on here, and you have a dirty mouth, get ready to be hurt by a flying bird kid wearing all black (but Fang, atleast try to cut them some slack). And then there are the people who are, like you mentioned, stupid enough to put their own email on the internet! No offense to the stupid, acctually, offense intended. And I aggree with the girl whom I cannot pronounce her name, when are you and Max gonna go on a date? (Please don't come and kill me in my sleep for saying that, but you can come to where I live anytime if you want) You guys are supposed to be together, everyone knows it, you know it, now all you have to do is make angel read both your minds to prove that you guys like eachother, do it quick!!!!!!!
Keep on Flying,
~India
fang isnt real, so he isnt going to hurt u, but i love the books! just today i finished the second book and saw the address in the back. i decided to go there, and here i am!! i love ur books!! btw (by the way) i like ur drawings, fang.
p.s. why did u let "the red haired wonder" kiss u, when u so clearly like max?? i mean, u rnt fooling any1 about ur feelings 4 max?
kitcat
obviously!! u rnt fooling any1!!
ONE OF MY SCIENCE VOCAB WORDS WAS RECOMBINANT DNA and dude my science teacher is evil and i thought she was planing on like giving us bug DNA having wings would rock but bein an eraser would stink
~sometimes i think mrs. adams (science taecher) is an Eraser weird
wow i just visoined (srry for spellin)her with a muzzle and fur and sharp teeth aghhhh
that was a long post
I know i said this before but
YAY IGGY IS AWESOME
HEY!!!! i just kind of discovered this thing while i was surfing the net...i just want to say I LOVE ALL U GUYS, u all have the most unique personalities which really is about 75% of the reason i read the books (the other 25% is the actual story) i love u guys and i agree why would u actually go onto a site and ridicule people? anyway keep on doing what ur doing!!!!
Elena,
Oahu, Hawaii, far far away
hey fang i know that ur real and not "fictional"...unlike my cousin...anyway i think that if u get the chance that u should come to Alaska. i bet u would b an awsome snowboardr! i love u guys
~i_rox
ps. i promise i will not swear, or at least outside of my head...*_*
Dear Fang,
Hi. Are you and Max ever going to be together?
Sincerely,
Skylar and Kenzie
P.S. I (Skylar) love you.
P.P.S. kenzie loves Iggy.
P.P.P.S. Max called my phone it was awesome!
tell me where to be next so i can kick those metal robot ( insert cuss word) from here till the day i die. oh you can call me ann or you can call me konan your pick dudes and dudets. keep on flying
THE FLOCK RULZS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gar... im 14, and live near Chicago. BTW Fang? If Max ever recedes that 'no guns' rule, you should get an AK or an M-16. that would be pretty funny. Also, if you ever see the director again, throw a rock a them. i would laugh at that.
P.S. If you want to see flying flyboy bits in a large area, hit one with an RPG.
LONG LIVE THE FLOCK
DOWN WITH ITEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IGGY IS MINE!!!!!!!! Sorry Ella! Fang is Skyler's!!! Sorry Max!
-Kenzie
P.S. I Love IGGY
I want to poke the directer in the eye.
go here and watch the vid series. IT 0WN5!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxgVa4swidk
Yo
Hey fang just to let u know. i might want 2 fly but i can jump run climb sleep in a tree anyday it is so much fun hey if you come 2 my place u can stay at my house or i have a couple of trees you can stay in
Love
Ann Keep flying
Hi!
My teacher is kind of a weirdo and so when he said we where going to start a new series{your series} iI was kinda scepticle. When we starthe we where like "WoW" and never wanted to put the book down! I sware we all eat, think, and live for your stories! Some of us even had some crazy dreams about the flock! Keep on flying!!!!!!!!
Hey this is so amazng! I always though that your blog was never real. But just the fact that it is, is SO AMAZING! I am so enviouse of you guys. Being able to fly. And you, Angle, since you can like talk to fish an breath under water. Thats so awsome! Every time I read your storie, I learn new things I didn't know before. I hope you guys are ok. And if you are ever flying over Canada. Stop by please.
Connor R.
Which is More Romantic......
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan from Twilight, New Moon, etc.
OR
Fang and max????
Sorry to say that I think Edward and Bellas relationship is much more romantic.
Which is More Romantic......
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan from Twilight, New Moon, etc.
OR
Fang and max????
Sorry to say that I think Edward and Bellas relationship is much more romantic.
You guyz r the best! I cann't wait 4 the new book! it will b the best! Hey Fang, u an Max should totally hook up
Q - Will you ( Fang ) an Max have a "thing" in M. R. 4?
u all totally rock! sorry bout ari an wat happend. Stay safe!
- friend
EXCUSE ME! Not all truckers swear! My dad's a trucker and he hardly ever swears. Sorry but i'm jsut touchy about that stuff.
lOvEd YoUr StOrIeS,
k
yer can i bak up no 2 anonymous if ur real or not i luv u any way bt it is a bit creepy!
luv u all
Pip
OMG!! theres 4 books! GOd where have i been? i got Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment, and Maximum Ride: SChools out forever, but what are the other two? well any way love em both!
As Fang would say- Fly On!
Very obsessed, but not totaly crazy fan!
p.s. Death to all Erasers, closure to the school, and health, freedom, and love to all the Flock!
OMg i heard theres a movie! really WHERE HAVE I BEEN? oh and i agree with all peeps on the fang+Max thing! (dont kill me for saying that) Max+Fang= Love 4ever!!!!
Hey Fang and the Flock!
I love the books. I can't wait 'till the movie comes out. I still cry about when Ari died. And Fang you were mean to leave them not to be rude... Have fun saving the world.
-Sakura
no, no, no!!!
thats not right!!!!!!!!!!!!
i like exclamation marks!!!!! :)
im not A HATING sort of person dude keep up the cool posts they rock man!!!!!!!!
:)
-G!!!
P.S
U ROK
hey flock! I am a huge fan of your books! SAVE THE WORLD! I think Nudge is soooooooooooo cool!!!
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