Your Questions Answered
Yo,
I have no choice but to respond to this. Why? Because it's funny. Never underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.
From Jess:
FANG.
I've commented your blog with my questions for THREE YEARS.
You answer other people's STUPID questions, but not MINE.
YOU REALLY ASKED FOR IT, BUDDY.
I'm just gonna comment with this until you answer at least one of my questions.
DO YOU HAVE A JAMAICAN ACCENT?
No, mon.
DO YOU MOULT?
Gross
WHAT'S YOUR STAR SIGN?
I was raised in a cage. But I'm going to pick one. Um, no I'm not. "Angel what's my star sign?" She says, "Scorpio."
HAVE YOU TOLD JEB I LOVE HIM YET?
No.
DOES NOT HAVING A POWER MAKE YOU ~ANGRY?
Well that's not really true...
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?
Can you see me doing The Soulja Boy?
DOES IGGY KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?
Gazzy does.
DO YOU USE HAIR PRODUCTS?
No. Again, no.
DO YOU USE PRODUCTS ON YOUR ~FEATHERS?
I don't know that they make bird kid feather products yet.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIE?
There are a bunch.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SONG?
I don't have favorites. They're too polarizing.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SMELL?
Max, when she showers.
DO THESE QUESTIONS MAKE YOU ANGRY?
Not really.
IF I CAME UP TO YOU IN A STREET AND HUGGED YOU, WOULD YOU KILL ME?
You might get kicked. But I'm used to people wanting me dead, so.
DO YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE HUGGED?
Doesn't everybody want to be secretly hugged?
ARE YOU GOING EMO CAUSE ANGEL IS STEALING EVERYONE'S POWERS [INCLUDING YOURS]?
Not the Emo thing again.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD?
Anything hot and delicious and brought to me by Iggy.
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?
Three eggs, over easy. Bacon. More bacon. Toast.
DID YOU EVEN HAVE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?
See above.
DID YOU DIE INSIDE WHEN MAX CHOSE ARI OVER YOU?
Dudes don't die inside.
DO YOU LIKE MAX?
I like a lot of people.
DO YOU LIKE ME?
I think you're funny.
DOES IGGY LIKE ME?
Sure.
DO YOU WRITE DEPRESSING POETRY?
No.
IS IT ABOUT MAX?
Ahh. No.
IS IT ABOUT ARI?
Why do you assume I write depressing poetry?
IS IT ABOUT JEB?
Ahh.
ARE YOU GOING TO BLOCK THIS COMMENT?
Clearly, no.
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
A Dirty Projectors t-shirt. Jeans.
DO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?
NO FREAKING COMMENT.
DO YOU FIND THIS COMMENT PERSONAL?
Could I not find that comment personal?
DO YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES?
Yes, cheap ones.
DO YOU WEAR YOUR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT?
That would make it hard to see.
DO YOU SMOKE APPLES, LIKE US?
Huh?
DO YOU PREFER BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Whatever.
DO YOU LIKE VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES?
Mmm, Vampires.
ARE YOU GAY AND JUST PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT BY KISSING LISSA?
Uhh...
WERE YOU EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR SEXUALITY?
Uhh...
WOULD YOU TELL US IF YOU WERE GAY?
Yes.
DO YOU SECRETLY LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU EMO?
No.
ARE YOU EMO?
Whatever.
DO YOU LIKE EGGS?
Yes. I had them for breakfast.
DO YOU LIKE EATING THINGS?
I love eating. I list it as a hobby.
DO YOU SECRETLY THINK YOU'RE THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD?
Do you secretly think I'm the sexiest person in the whole world?
DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX?
Eeek!
HAS ANGEL EVER READ YOUR MIND WHEN YOU WERE HAVING DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX AND GONE 'OMG' AND YOU WERE LIKE 'D:'?
hahahahahahahahahahah
DO YOU LIKE SPONGEBOB?
He's okay I guess.
DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT SPONGEBOB?
Definitely.
CAN YOU COOK?
Iggy cooks.
DO YOU LIKE TO COOK?
I like to eat.
ARE YOU LIKE, A ~HOUSEWIFE?
How on earth could I be like a housewife?
DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE INNER TURMOIL?
My inner turmoil is like an inner Taurus which is like an inner Klein bottle which is like...
WHY DON'T YOU POST PHOTOS ANYMORE?
We just did.
WHY DON'T YOU POST YOUR DRAWINGS ANYMORE? THEY WERE REALLY GOOD OKAY.
DO YOU WANT TO BE UNDA DA SEA?
I'm unda the stars.
DO YOU THINK IT'S NOT TOO LATE, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE?
Sure.
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY POKER?
TV
DO YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE?
Totally.
OF COURSE YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE. DOES IGGY HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE?
Yes.
CAN HE EVEN PLAY POKER?
Iggy beats me, sometimes.
DO YOU LIKE POKING PEOPLE, HARD?
Not really.
ARE YOU FANGALICIOUS?
I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be.
Fly on,
Fang
1227 messages to The Flock:
oh my dear goddess...
HOW DID YOU PUT UP WITH THAT? O_O
halfway down *I* wanted to track her down & make her just shut up..
actually when i saw the name "jess" i was like "i bombarded them with questions? huh?" then realized there's more jess's out there. hehe.
omg, that was freakin hilarious!!! and it answered alot of quyestions. i just bout died from laughin so hard! *continues laughin*
you lost to iggy... at poker.... *falls out of chair laughing* wow im not even that bad!!! and im pretty bad at poker.... some personal comments there... you handled em well... gah! i really need to get The Final Warning! im going nuts without it!!! freaking nuts!!!!!! gah!!!!
... sorry about that i went to therapy... guess it didnt work out too well....
~Hufflemuffin
Oh wow. . .do you usually get questions like that?
i must say, some people are definitely strange. hey, will you answer my comment? IS THERE GOING TO BE ANOTHER BOOK??? please tell?
-Valkyrie
you lost to iggy... at poker.... *falls out of chair laughing* wow im not even that bad!!! and im pretty bad at poker.... some personal comments there... you handled em well... gah! i really need to get The Final Warning! im going nuts without it!!! freaking nuts!!!!!! gah!!!!
... sorry about that i went to therapy... guess it didnt work out too well....
~Hufflemuffin
uhmm sorry if this is a double post... my posts tend not to show up the first time... full apologies if this is a double post
Wow some of those questions were wrong. Why do you have dirty thoughts of Spongebob? That creeped me out. I have another question. What if a guy with an asian accent prank called you? And he said My name is Young Ji SU How are you??????
And I love you so much I would eat five thousand hamburgers to kiss your foot. Would you do that to kiss Spongebobs foot?
What about his nose?
Is Nudge black?
I'm sorry but some of those were, uh... interesting. I'm dying 2 read the book.
That dude was weird. He was askin' like the weirdest questions on Earth. Some questions were funny while others were ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If the dude kept askin' me questions I woulda kicked em.
C ya,
Triple A
I am laughing my head off over here!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Phew...Ok. I'm good.
At least you finally answered, points to Jess. XP
And yay! Vampires rock!
So do phsycics btw.
Anywho, thats hilarious.
Someone better start bugging Max now.
But some of that didn't even need to be asked...urgh.
~*~*~*~*~
And I personally can't stand Spongebob.
Fang, you need to go to youtube now and look for - Maximum Ride, Never too late.
Yep.
I'm rambling aren't I.
All well.
FLY ON
~Byez~
ummmm. you like the smell of max in a shower :0
I'm impressed with your patience to answer all of those questions. I'd probably freak out half-way through. Just thought you'd like to know I recommend your books to everyone, and for them to read the blog. That's about 20 kids a week. Libraries are wonderful places to work. Good Luck, and enjoy your vacation.
-Back-woods Librarian
Do you secretly think I'm the sexiest person in the whole world?
-- fang, who doesnt? is more like
well your just freaking amazing so. yeah
Hahahahahahahahaha.... (it goes on and on)
That was HILARIOUS!!! Literally still laughing myself silly, Fang.
It nice to learn some things about you, finally. Thanks for answering so many questions!
Hope you guys are well, still!
~Jessica
hey hey hey! that was funny When will your next story come out
Nice Fang, nice.
Oh wow. . .are those the kind of questions you usually get?
Hahahahahah. That's hilarious. Thanks for posting them. First to comment.
Haha thats hilarious. you seem to have a lot of patience with things Fang. though you may be right about everyone secretly wanting to be hugged XP
~Ri
Umm. Jess, whoever you are, you are hilarious. But did you know that James Patterson is answering these questions, Fang is not real, he is a character in a book. But you keep on believing what you want. So yeah, I love the Maxride series, and I've read every one just about a million times. And Fang, don't even deny that you have dirty thoughts about Max...we all know you do. And Angel, I would suggest not reading Fang's mind when he's alone...or period. If only to keep your mind clean. :)
I was gonna say something... But I'd better keep my mouth shut...
fang i thought you liked redheads??????????????
hey! i the first one to comment on this page. awesome. i bet fang was getting really annoyed with all those questions. i also bet he does think dirty thoughts about Max.
(Fang, if your reading this "CRAP")
Jared from Orange California
Wow, I have to tell you that had to be THE funniest thing i have ever read!!! But i still have one question, do you freak out when u go and kiss Max and then she freaks out and runs away? Cause seriously i would have gone crazy a looooong time ago!!! And another thing, that Max comment about her being your favorite smell when she showers, what does she smell like and do you secretly go behind her and smell her and scare her?
-CUTIE IN LOVE WITH FLOCK
Hoping for first comment here but w.e.
That was probably the funniest thing I have read all day. Hey fang do you get a lot of random question like that. Man that probably sucks. But always good for a laugh. Anyway I still need more people to come and help all of us. check me out and help us.
www.avianfang.blogspot.com
Fly on. Fly free,
Avian Fang
Oookay. That person who wrote those comments was...funny.
I have a question Fang. Is there going to be more books in the Maximum Ride series? A lot of people want to know more!
-Brooke
Oh yah how did Max react to the dirty thoughts question and the smell question???????
*is dead from laughing too hard*
~Azza
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
You're funny, even if you don't think you are, Fang!!!!!!
Luv ya bunches!
~*~Madison~*~
...Wow..I feel sorry for you Fang.
By the way, have you ever listened to industrial music?
omg... that person is more obsessive than me... wow... i would've just kept ignoring her just to see how mad she would get... guess you're nicer than i am... actually scratch that.
YESSSS!!!!! Im the first one to comment!!!! omg that chic was ummm well i dont want to b mean so i wont say anything but yeah...... some of those ?'s were totally out there! lol! c ya l8er!
Never stop Flying,
~samantha~
i gots sum questions!!!
1) do you ppl like bunnies? if so, go to http://frostphire.blogspot.com
2) do you ppl like cats and the Warriors series br Erin Hunter? If so, go to www.xat.com/thegatheringforcats
3) um...eep i ran out of question!
~Sil
Fang, why do you have dirty thoughts about Spongebob but not Max? We all know you love her. Remember:
Fang and Max, flying over trees. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!! I still have that picture as my background image on my computer.
<3 u lots, but not as much as yu <3 Max!
-L
QUICK, FANG, YOU SKIPPED ONE-
WHY DON'T YOU POST YOUR DRAWINGS ANYMORE? THEY WERE REALLY GOOD OKAY.
WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPS?
That was really funny! And kinda wierd...
wow that was funny in a-creepy- kinda way. o.O who is this guy anyways? you can't help but wonder what they were thinking at the time of questioning though. @_@
-CK
Whoever wrote those questions is officially a new prophet.
Wow, Fang. That girl had serious issues. She was.... weird, and not in the good way.
Is there going to be another book about you guys?
Also, about your invisibility power; can you only use it when you stay still, or is it possible to move and remain hidden?
See far and fly high,
Telgar
That was, by far, the most hilarious blog I've ever read. xD
You totally rock Fang!
Why hello Fang,whoever asked these questions,comedic genius...
Haha! I got on a sec ago and found this! Lots of interesting questions... It was blogged the same time I got on! That was coolio-odial! In other words, awesomeness!
o god that was hilarious and btw u never really answered the gay question. J/k we all know ur not gay.
TO MANY QUESTIONS!!!!!! i CANT THINK!!!!!! the questions r NOT the greatest questions in the world.
Fang, i no ur tired of questions, but.......i just have a FEW!
1)if u had a different name, what would it be?
2)why do u always wear black? (nothin against it. its 1 of my favorite colors. & my b-day color)
3)would u like a NORMAL little sister?
4)how fast can u run, or fly? (we, my cross-crountry team, might need u, the flock.)
your non-fling mutant freak:
(like im REALLY gonna tell you my name. SORRY!!!)
P.S.: I'M THE FIRST ONE TO BLOG!!I'M THE FIRST ONE TO BLOG!!!!!!! o.k.o/k im better.
Bahahahahaha that was so hilarious!!
So entertaining....and Fang I think you are fangilicious!! hehe
Lol im ALMOST FIRST! Probably...
'DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT SPONGEBOB?
Definitely.'
HAHAHA
Stay Safe, Keep us updated!
Um, wow... that's all I can really say besides mucho interesante.
Wow. Now I've some questions for you.
1) Have you ever wondered if there were others like you?
2) Exactly how badly can Max kick your butt?
3)Can she?
4)Do you have a journal?
5)In all of your travels, where has been your favorite place to visit (including missions)?
6)Who do you want to play you in your movie?
7)Do you think they've already gotten someone and not told you/us?
Crimson
ROFL
Wow! Those were some hilarious questions.
I'm impressed that you actually answered them. I probably wouldn't have and just drove the girl crazy.
will you keep on trying to kiss max or make her your girlfriend
fang i freakin love you! ur amazing! i want wings :( then when i was sad or sumthin i could just fly away.. i wish i was with ur flock that would be so much fun! im on book 2 right now im almost done..i havn't been able to read much cuz of BORING BORING highschool...but i read durring class..when there is nothing to do (: have you ever seen the show scrubs? i love it! i hope i can audition for the movie on MAXIMUM RIDE!!! i am so excited to see it..and how cool would it be if i was in it!! right now im in our school musical Honk...its about the ugly duckling... its soo cute! im in a school group/club called save. and its like recycling and u know...tree hugger stuff (: lol i just moved and my room is lime green..yes its amazing lol. so if u can put in a good word for me if ppl can audition for the movie that would be great! what is ur favorie book?? my fav series are Twilight and Maximum ride!! i really hope u write back to this..it would mean the WORLD to me <3 its a heart hehe. u guys should stop by minnesota (: PLEASE WRITE BACK!!
oh i have a necklace(or collar in spanish lol i suck at it but i remember that) that is a wing how cool right lol (:(:(: oh and my real names courtney but i use isabella rose as a fake name for well incase there are petifiles(isabella is my confirmation name and rose is my middle name (: )
Love, COurtney
That was basically hilarious.
you've got a cute personality, fang. kudos!
i have some questions for you, but you probably won't answer them since you jsut answered this girls, but hey--i'll post them anyway!
1.Do you believe in unicorns??
2.Do you lime harry potter?
3.Do you ever like...journal?
4.or write in a diary?
5.If you regularly showered, would u sing in the shower?
6.Hannah Fang-Tana?
7.Seriously...boxers or briefs? (its a need-to-know thing)
8. If Max called you...Fangypoo how would you respond?
9.Where did you learn how to kiss?
10.What would you do if Max turned out to be your cousin?
11.CAn you help me with my algebra HW?
12.AIM???
13.Who gave you the puberty talk?
14.Was it jeb?
15.WAS IT MAX??
16.Do you dream of someday being a country singer?
17.If you could date yourself as a girl, would you?
18.If Iggy confessed his love to you what would you do?
19.Pretend I'm Dr. Phil. DO you like max?
20.How does that make you feel?
21.How does that make you feel?
22.How does that make you feel?
23.What size shoes do you wear?
24.SERIOUSLY is MAx blond or brunette?
25.If Max bought you a tee shirt reading "tough guys wear pink" and it was BRIGHT pink, would you wear it?
26.If you answered this/read this/are looking at this question, did this annoy you?
27.If you went back to school and there was a dance would u ask Max to go with u?
28.I jsut farted. What was your reactio to that?
29.This is almost the last question. Will you miss me?
30.Miss me now?
31.Now?
32.How about now?
33.Lastly, you didn't say if u think ur the sexiest man alive. Do you think george clooney is??
BYYYYYYE
luv sabrina
Was that really just one chick asking all of those? Because that was totally a stream of unedited consciousness. I only have one question: Does Nudge sing Hannah Montana, or maybe Angel? Because they seem like the type to go around singing "Best of Both Worlds" and annoying the crap out of you with it.
Ok, that was really, uh......good to know....?
anyway, rock on guys!
-Ellie
what if u and max were actually biological siblings, what would happen??
Omigosh. That was totally random and hilarious in so many ways! I really liked the "solja boy" question! Random, yet, it would be interesting to know. Fang--so you're saying that if everyone posts a really annoying comment tons of times that you'll respond? Hahaha. P.S. Iggy--I saw the pics of Utah. That could be Montana, but I live in Montana, and we don't have a place with rolling hills like that, that has that much snow. We just got a snowstorm today, though...
Fang- Fang+Max=Love....also, don't you think your favorite smell of max getting out of the shower was a bit, well, personal? U said that you didn't die inside, yet...it all fits...
Ciao!
Mac R.
haha, WOW!! that was hilarious. Thank you for posting it!
-Lauren
that was amazing, fang. i have a question for you: WHY DO YOU SMELL MAX WHEN SHE GETS OUT OF THE SHOWER??
post a picture of your poker face on here. i bet we'd all love to see it.
P.S. Power of funny........?
P.P.S(or is it P.S.S.? If I knew what it stood for, it would really help) Still lovin' the soulja boy thing! Also, why would you have a Jamaican accent, Fang? And, why didn't you answer the poor girl's messages, even after you had been getting them for THREE WHOLE YEARS?? Poor Jess. I'm assuming Jess is a girl.... I also really liked the questions about depressing poetry. Jess had a lot of questions...a lot of time to think it over, presumably.
Ciao!
Mac R. (Macy Ricketts)
haha wow..I could totally imagine your face while reading these Fang. Wow. Anyway, hope you're doing well and avoiding most trouble.
Peace out,
Taylor
Fang, this is absolutely hilarious. I love all of your answers! They sound honest, too. You're right, never underestimate the power of funny. I just laughed really hard, so then my brother looked at me like I was crazy or something that just made me laugh harder! Oh by the way, I've never commented in this before so HI.
-Shan :D
how much do u love max?
that was the best flippen post u hav ever posted! hahahahaha
u should do that more often!
i almost wet myself i was laughin so hard! hahahahahaha
soooo jess.... those questions were awesome! lol. even though some of them were a bit personal (and it was kinda weird that u asked them... is that what u think about when u sleep at night?) anyway they were rlly funny.
this is the funniest thing ive read in a looooongggg time. pahahaha. max should answer some questions now!
ANYWAYS, extremely funny!
Love you guys:D
i dont like eggs
Yo.
That was hysterical; I read some of them off to my brother and he fell on the floor laughing.
Literally.
Woohoo! First post.
You keep flying, too.
And kick some butt in your next book.
Geez. Jess luvs Fang.
To bad FANG LUVS MAX!
wow thats funny! i cant believe someone would post that ! lol :D
im guessing boxers lol
fang being a house wife that made me get a picture in my head of a french maid dress scary
i like the poetry questions lol is it about jeb is it about max
is it about ari
y would he write ari im srry thats not right
and OMG FANG GAy thats not right im happy you didnt answer because if you said yes like the population of every fan girl would go from like 1000000 to 3 in 10 min.
and you have dirty thoughts about SPONGEBOB and not max
max if your reading this smack him REALLY hard for me i mean gross
well un less you where being sarcastic which i would be ok with
and who dosent like eggs lol
peace out mride**kizzer
ps. you just smell max when she gets out of the shower ?
pss who asked you that.. those questions?
people call u and max faxness, how do u 2 feel about that?
HOLY CRAP!!
I WAS SO TOTALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AND LAUGHING, LITERALLY!!!
I'm sending this to all of my friends!!!
I love this, and I love you, Fang!
:D
But Max or however else is all yours!
-Peace to the outs
Kaila Nicole
Uh... you know you're gonna receive like thousands of questions now?
That's gonna get tiring, there, buddy. But still, this post was totally worth my afternoon!
-Peace to the outs
Kaila Nicole
That was interesting. So your favourite smell is Max? Since you're writing that on the blog are you two figured out now? I hope so.
I wish I could see Gazzy doing Soulja Boy.
Fly High!
-Emma
Uhh...fang...uhh...
*sings*
Fangalicious Def. Fangalicious Def.
hahahahahahaha
...I really dont know what to say. uhh..be careful what you think around angel? lol...
My God, that was funny! I laughed the whole time =D
First comment?
I have a question. How can Iggy write blogs? He's blind. Where did he learn to write?
Your awesome Fang! (you too, Max, Ig, Gazzy, Nudge, Angel, and of course TOTAL!)
Keep the books commin! I just finished The Final Warning! and it was awesome!!
-Ty
You're definitely Fangalicious!
xD
Yay for answering questions! Smoking apples, though? o.o
Tootles!
-Amelia
wow...that was creepy and entertaining at the same time wow...
Hahaha, you like how Max smells when she showers? ^^ You do know that she reads your posts and most likely will ask you about that....
Ok the only thing i can say to that is WOWWWWWW. Now change of subject I can't wait to read the new book! I ordered it but it hasn't come yet. =(
Peace to the flock ♥
hahahah! this was hilarious. and why i love you guys.
dude, this might take forEVER! but i'm gonna reply to everything you said. and may i say to jess. those were awsome questions! and thank you for asking!
well for the first, that was brilliant
ewww, she loves Jeb, in what way?
next one i want to comment on.-you do have a power, the whole invisibility thing.
yes, dammit i can see you doing soulja boy and it's HILARIOUS! sorry!
OMC! Gazzy does! he's the coolest kid alive.
OH! *low whisle* max, is your fav. smell, dude that's hot!
so, are you saying that i could come up to you off the street and give you a hug?!
lol, yes i do think every body does want to be hugged.
yes, the emo thing again
bacon, huh. extra Crispy? or regular?
ha, yeah i guess it's a girl thing to die inside.
boo, hiss, boo, hiss. that was not an answer, Fang! the point was DO. YOU. LIKE. MAX. not saying that you DON'T liike other ppl but that you do indeed like Max. so wayyyy, to avoid an answer there.
Do you like me? probably not, i'm not coming off funny am i?
Ha, i want Iggy to like me. why? 'cause the boys a hot pyro! and he can cook, but mostly cause he's hot!
you know she asked about the poetry as a sign of emo-ness. and you know other ppl write depressing poetry on FanFic about all those ppl. did i mention you should come join or read the Maximum Ride section on FanFiction.Net
AHH! man, why? WHY? i garentee every girl on this sight wanted to know the answer to that. heck, i know i did. i really can't see you as a brief kinda person and i really hope you aren't. but your gonna look like a guy who does, if you don't answer that question next time you post. so if you do wear boxwers though, do they have anythng on them?
ha, yeah the questions are personal aren't they? but trust me. we all just want to know the amazinngly hot, gorgous man that is Fang! :P i'm ttly serious.
hmmm, i think i'm going to try and smoke an apple, l8r
ohhhh, poor sport. but the better question would have to included in red heads. so Fang do you like Blonds, Brunetts, or Red Heads better? seriosly you being very mean if you don't answer the question :}
AHH! i wonder if Jess has read Twilight. why? 'cause there are vampires and werewolves in it! oh and yes, Twilight is OBVIOULSY the first thing that comes to mind when you say A. Vampires, B. Werewolves, C. Both P.S. i recommend this book to everybody, but mostly to Max. hopefully you'll like it!
well thank god, you would tell us. but plz don't 'cause i couldn't handle 'Figgy'-ness. just stay straight and plz create some 'Fax'-ness!
what other hobbies do you have?
haha, way to come back with a question. and if i mmay answer that one myself! know i do not secretly think you are the sexiest person in the world. i claim it loud and proud! why? 'cause YOU ARE THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!! yet we shall never meet *sigh*
now, now don't lie. we know you do. and what are you 8!!! 14 year olds do have some very dirty thoughts and you know it. SO ACT YOUR AGE! most of the ppl reading your books should be 13-17. WE KNOW DIRTY THOUGHTS!
ha that would be funny and if i was angel i would never be able to look at you the same! lol.
spongebob=dirty thoughts. o.O
a housewife. 'cause if you did like to cook and maybe i don't know do some other stuff. we could consider you a housewife. make conections.
what the bleep does this mean! :My inner turmoil is like an inner Taurus which is like an inner Klein bottle which is like...
I DON'T GET IT!!!
you use to post drawings??
Unda da Sea! that's my fav. song from the little mermaid! granted you spell it Under the Sea. but you pronounce it Unda de Sea! so yeah!
okay, i'm gona explain. DUDE the next question was part of a lyric by 'Three Days Grace' my second fav band. ttly hot, though they're straight rock so i don't know how you would feel about them. now IF you go on youtube and search 'Never Too Late' by Three Days Grace first you can apply a few of the lyrics to your life, then also the music video includes a guy with wings! of course they're fake! do they look real to you?! but yeah check the vid and other things by Three Dys Grace and i love Jess for even putting in the Three Days Grace lyric!!!!!
wait what!! someone want to explain how Iggy plays poker?!
HA! yeah, i suppose you couldn't, could you?! but you are Fangalious ain't ya?!!!
where are the rest of the comments. i know i can't be number 1. i'd love to be but know i can't.
okay i loved the blog of today!! and Max you want to respond to some of what he said?! plz, it'd be funny! or maybe even Iggy, but i want to hear from Max!
did you think my comment was long enough?? alright, i'll go now! oh and put up some good youtube vid, if you got one. i'm bored.
alright! peace out with love, fly on
Katie! ^_^ ,.., xxx
oh may i also say if my post gets lost i'm gonna be pissed 'cause that took for ever!
peace out with love, fly high!
Katie! ^_^ ,.., xxx
Hey, heres a question for anyone in the flock,would it mean that if my shoulderblades extend would i have like developing wings or what?
answer please this question is really anoying me and im dying for an answer
-Fang6
oh my word... it kept getting better and better... and eating is totally a hobby!
fang this chick scares me
You fool. You utter, utter fool. Not that that wasn't funny, but dude, it wasn't worth it. Do you have any idea what will happen now? There will be a huuuuugggggeeee flood of comments, many without capital 'I's when needed, filled with really stupid questions that they will demand you answer, and expect you to answer. Forget FlyBoys, now you have a real reason to hide. And all of them will want to know: How do YOU know what Max smells like while she's in the shower?
OK, you were right. That was hilarious. Thanks Jess!
-Orange
Gosh, I worry for their sanity, whoever asked those questions. Hope everyone is alright. Books are going great!
Wow... its Fang uncensored. That would have to be my favorite post ever. i have not laughed that hard in a very long while. Thanks Fang for lighting up my day. You are hilarious Fang, hilarious. Next Max should answer the questions. That would be great too. Thanks for making my life alot better with your stories.
Send my love to the Flock!
♥emily
(and that comment about Max after she showers was ADORABLE!)
okay..Quick quesion- I just read the books and I was holding out for you and Max the entire series. so whats the situation now?
omg i agree with fang-this was way 2 funny!
O.k.
I never thought I'd be able to laugh today... it was a *beep*ing bad day. But.
That was funny.
It is being favorited and I shall read it whenever I have another day like today.
Hope you had as much fun answering those as I did reading them. Cause in that case, you'd be cracking up and Max would be laughing at you. Which is a great picture to have in my head right now.
..the end
well that is some amazing questions and i bet that would be fun to answer but she has gotten u partly wrong o got to go i will comment later
cya
nicole
*bursts out in hysterical laughter* So funny....
That Jess girl is very weird. Oh well, interesting questions though.
Love ya, Jules
I TOTALLY LOVE TO EAT TOO!!!!!!!!
love, JK
i gots some questions :) not as many as jess lol those were funny!
ARE YOU AND MAX LIKE EVER GONNA CONFESS? SHE LIKES YOU AND YOU LIKE HER JUST ADMIT IT!
ARE IGGY AND ELLA GONNA GET TOGETHER? CAUSE YOU KNOW IF IT DOESN'T 'SPARK' BETWEEN THEM...
OK EVERYONE SAYS MAX HAS BLUE EYES BUT THEN IN ONE OF THE BOOKS IT SAID THAT SHE HAS BROWN AND ON THE COVER OF THE FOURTH BOOK IT LOOKS LIKE BLUE. WHAT COLOR EYES DOES SHE HAVE?
I know what your thinking...
(not like angel but you get it)
"great more questions!"
but i'm done...
for now.
plus (smiles evily) think of it this way if you don't answer them... i'll keep on asking....and asking... and asking...
With Love,
Becca
To whoever made those questions-
Brilliant!
To Fang-
Good lord.
To Max-
See? People catch on about your guys!
- Nikki
Haha, Fang this was funny.
I just had eggs and its 7 pm
Anyway, on a more serious note, did you guys see this?
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=7132088
I hope yall weren't anywhere near there. The book was awesome by the way.
All my love to you guys,
Becca
Who the heck is this STRANGE person???? What kind of creepy stalker-ish questions are these. I sure hope they don't go out with Fang "posers" (as I'm sure they'd call them) and give them the third degree like this certain person seems to on poor Fang's blog. Uh, you wonder why they haven't responded in three years?! You're creepy. And slightly insane. And I'd be slightly scared to answer such strange comments... yeah. Just to let you know...
Hey Fang, This just made my day!!!!!!!
<33
Stay strong guys! (and girls :-D)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
i can't stop laughing!!
first comment woot! Fang you officially just made my life. I have one:
Will there be another book?
Thanks! I am such a fan! :)
O_o SopranoDancer
Rock on!!!
First post man!!
Or probably not...
Nice questions chick.
Pretty amazing.
Yeah Fang Boxers or briefs?
=DD
Peace, Love, and Happiness
~Ken'z~
Hi!!!
That was pretty funny man.
Dude,
Fly on.
Peace.
hahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! omg that was so funny. i mean im am not kidding aroung. hwat smell do u like. maax. when she's taking a shower. loooolzzzz!
omg. i haven't laughed like this in centries. wow the guy was a little weird u have got to admit. i mean who would ever thing ur gay!!.... hahaha....where did he get those questions from! oh that was halarious! :D :D :D :D :D xD
heeeheee!
that made me laugh!!!
=DDDDDDDD
OMFG! Those are awesome!! (only freaky people use OMG anymore...)
But I feel like I know you soooo well!! But you and Max NEED TO HOOK UP!! (its not your fault... she needs to realize it herself)
Surprizingly I don't have any questions except
WHAT IS 'SMOKING APPLES?'
lol
:D
You make me laugh.
O.O
I don't know what to say. I'm a little scared. Ever feel stalked? @_@
I feel bad for you, Fang...Good luck with that!
Al
~Yay, first comment!
Heya Fang,
Those were some akward questions; I'm surprised you answered them. Hey, tell the flock I said hi, and FLY ON!
Silver
Oh wow, I should NOT have been eating yogurt while I was reading this...
Funny stuff :) I was all set to have a bad day and you took care of that.
-Kate
P.S. I think you're fangalicious Fang. :D
nice Fang that was halarious.
Hahahahahahaha
xD xD xD
that is the funniest thing I have ever read xD
reminds me of the spanish inquisition style thing that my bro pestered my boyfriend with last night, except my brother went on a nudge rant and said it all in 5 minutes while dillon was like... Whaaaaa?!?!
Sure it isn't doctor martinez? ;]
You like the smell of max in the shower?? Can we say innuendo? Because I sure can ;]
And just out of interest, whats with the human verification... ? What? I'm a sheep, thats got onto a blog, but NOOOO typing in a code will defiatley stop me! And do you guys only get it 98% correct? consiering the whole 2% bird... Then again a sheep would have more of a chance than a 15 year old today (I'm sunk XP)
Meh. Its midnight, my brain actually functions quite happily at this time.
In the mean time, if the flock are ever in England, come and join my band, we need new vocals && guitar and i'm sure you guys would do great XD
Oh, and Fang, I LOVE YOUR POWER! Haha, it so rawrsome =D Suits you down to a fine art and will definitely come in handy, should have just blended in before they could take the skiing photo XD Congrats dude. And Nudge, Gazzy, Iggy and Ange, your powers rock too.
And i've just noticed how long this comment is...
Its really long.
Wow.
So anyhow, seen as the whole house is asleep (thats two people. TWO! WHOOT!), i'm practically talking to myself.
Greaaaat.
OOH! Total getting wings (apparently, have not read the book yet, just googled.) Wow. lucky dog. totally rawrsome. Bet he'd want to sing in the band XD
Dirty Progectors = Ownage =D, After reading that I so want to mail you some Vans XD
And yes, I over use XD. Its the more diverse form of lol.
And Fang? you are officially stopping swearing in my little gang of merry apparent moshers/nerds. Now, thanks to me, we all say "What the fnick?!?" and "Fnicking Hell!!!"
So anyhow.
My mum is complaining that the computer sound like an airport.
And I've got to be up in the morning as I'm babysitting my little step brother who thinks he's Spiderman. (Bird-kids have yet to reach his noggin)
And i'm kinda hungry. 0.o
So my novel is coming to an end.
Toodles dudes.
Nik
Fang lied about all those Max questions. It's so obvious now. Thanks for hitting it out of him Jess!
yeeessss!!! i'm first!!! LOL Fang!! what is that dude thinking? talk about stupid questions. Guess what - i'm Scorpio too!!! except for real. Maybe u can answer more interesting ones in Max 5, cuz u hac to hav to hav to hav another one!! like sooo many people would die if u diddn't. and more Fax totally, w/out Max running off again please. Say hi to the flock for me
Love you guys!!!
Live free
Fly High
Forever
okay i'm back again... anf i have to say something... jess are u okay? i mean u asking a guy what his under-garments are, if that not weird i don't know WHAT is. but the post was funny. i wonder what max will think when she read it.
That was...different!I wonder if that was really Nudge they seemed to talk alot and ask to many question.LOL!Well tell flock i said hi!
♥kzbug
That's interesting..... Thank you for answering that Fang..... *ROTFLMAO*
*LOL*
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!That was really funny!!I thought some of those questions were a tad personal, but whatev, it was still funny!!!and i thought it was nice that you answered he/she's questions!!!btw, i finished your book like 3 days ago!!I LOVED IT!!!!and i'm not going to write anything in case people havent read it yet, but just to say your new power must drive max crazy sometimes!!oh, and tell gazzy i like his new power too!!!ok, well i think i said enough bout that!!!well all i have to say is . . . WILL THERE BE A FIFTH BOOK?!?!?!?!these are the questions that huant me!haha jk!but serouisly, I WANT TO KNOW!!!kk, laterz! XD!!
~BIG FAN~
Ha, that's stellar! I don't know which is better — the questions, the answers, or the word "fangalicious."
I guess it'll have to be a tie.
Sarah.
i love that post, it's pretty funny. i have just one question for you, WILL YOU GUYS COME TO MAINE??????PLEASE????????PRETTY PLEASE WITH EGGS ON TOP????????I'LL MAKE YOU A PIE!
Okay, that is funny. But I agree, you should post more drawings!
~*~
Holy cow, Fang! That lady was really nosy. I would go after her, I think she's from Itex and she's trying to find your innermost secrets so she can use them against you. Hey, maybe she is the next UD, with a Plexiglas body and everything XD
Question. Do you know their going to make a movie about you. If so do you know about casting or when it's coming out.
Hey Fang glad that you are finally answering some peoples questions. I have a few of my own. Really-being serious here DO YOU LIKE MAX? Well i guess if you did you would never post about it write? AND how much did you like "Dr. Amazing"?
do you like tigers?
i make a pretty mean crust!!ask my friends, they have had some of my pie. anyways PLEASE COME TO MAINE!!!!!!!!
hey, I've seen no messages like this from a person name Jess...
are YOU getting voices and weird flashes of random images in ur head TOO???
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that was waaaaaay too funny! I seriously lol'ed!! But you didn't answer my question, is everyone still alive, because a guy named joey said that you and Max were the only ones alive. :( I doubt he's right though, since you didn't say anything about them being dead. Once again I shall say. "HA!" Thanks for the laugh, Fang! Love you all, prayin' for ya, and fly safely!
;) The Mii Maker ;)
Wow, umm, well, no comment..........
WAIT!!!
I'm posting a comment! Wow. you guys are really cool. has anyone ever asked you so many questions before. Nice, I honsetly never thought, You, Fang, Would have dirty thoughts about spongebob. Lol Just kidding.
Keep Flying,
~kida~
I was wondering if you or the Flock(besides Max) ever think abou writing a book from your perspective? I think it might be interesting to hear your perspective, or Iggy's, or Angel's, or Gazzy's, or Nudge's...maybe even Total. Okay, maybe not Total. But, still, I think it would be interesting to hear someone elses point of view, besides Max's.
Hey Flock, I'm a HUGE FAN of Maximum Ride, i basically call it the light in my life because my life sucks and all... i was hoping you guys could post some info on the movie soon! If they haven't chose a cast i look just like max, brownish blond hair, 5'8", AND A LITTLE over a hundrend lb. Tell the Flock ill lokk for you guys in the sky SEE YA!
I love this.
Whoever begged you to answer
those questions is halarious.
I couldn't stop laughing lol.
oh my goodness. There's nothing like a good laugh when u'r all sad and depressed like me... :)
Fang, u were very honest with your questions... :) I was just cracking up when i read the questions and answers... my brother thinks i'm crazy laughing. She really had her questions thought over... *cough* she has a great sense of humor.
I just read the fourth book yesterday. (Yes, i know, i delayed it a bit) It wasn't really what i expected. The book was good with the humor and everything, but i think that global warming... was a little out of nowhere. I mean, i don't mean to be rude, but like in the 3rd book it was all about the plan to make the world reduce the amount of people by more than one-half... but then global warming shows up.There was also less action. I liked the book, but it wasn't my favorite maximum ride book.
Enough about the complaining. i was rereading maximum ride 3 and was cracking up with some of the parts. Ah, u guys have a great sense of humor.
Fly on,
~Evelyn from Texas
Um. Well. Then. That certainly cheered me up. Gracias. Humor moves mountains. I haven't cracked up so much since Nudge posted that fanart picture of you and Max making out.
:)
don't kill me.
I want to taste Iggy's cooking before I die.
Wow, that was random.
that was...weird. fang likes spongebob?! who would've thought.
on a different note, come chack out my blog sometime:
www.dragonwriters100.blogspot.com
Ha!! On the music note, what are your favorite bands, all of yours. Also, do you listen to ICP or Twiztid?
yo, fang.
did you know:
that scorpios are:
Passionate • Powerful • Penetrating
Intense • Determined • Compelling
Purposeful • Keenly perceptive • Brave
Deep • Complex • Analytical
Inquisitive • Sensual • Mysterious
Resourceful • Ambitious • Magnetic
Hypnotic • Creative • Intriguing
Profound • Loyal • Supportive
Protective • Generous • Compassionate
Humble • Quiet • Encompassing.
Self-critical • Investigative • Passionate
Caring • Tenacious • Dynamic
Probing • Emotional • Concerned
Shock-proof • Intense concentration • Understanding of their failings. [7]
When frustrated or unhappy, Scorpios can be:
Self-destructive • Ruthless • Overbearing • Suspicious
Jealous • Possessive • Dangerous • Quick-tempered
Obstinate • Moody • Insulting
Secretive • Intolerant • Cunning • Vindictive
Hear that, Fang? You are shock-proof and self destructive.
That is funny.
That Girl is Crazy you should ask her a Thousand Q's
P.S.I just finished the 4th book. I have 1 question do you use your new power to scare anyone in the flock.
Fly ON
Yay! First! Whatever. Umm, do you secretly want to be hugged? I want to give you a hug Fang! Give Angel and Total and Iggy and all the rest of them a hug for me, OK?
Save the World,
~Max
HAHAHAHA this is really funny. I saw this post and I was laughing my frickin head off. Especially at Fang's comments. Whoever sent those questions in had way too much time on their hands.
No offense to that person, by the way. Thanks for the laugh!
Dude thet was so funny but really wat's with the person asking these things
I just read this with my friend and we both cracked up!!! (I have worn sunglasses at night and it is hard to see, just fyi)
Seriously, check out cullenflock.blogspot.com
~FeatherWriter
Oh my God! How many stupid questions can a person ask?! I haven't even asked that many stupid questions in my LIFETIME. Or answered that many either (when a person asks me a stupid Q I usually just walk away) But I did find your responses to them really funny Fang! I guess having to answer stupid and random questions is the consequence for having a famous blog...
OMG after that i had tears of laughter pouring down my face. What a great way to end the day!
hahahhahhahaha
okay i'm over it ... but not really
hahahahahhahahahahah
~catch my drift
Bahahahahahaha!
ummmm "do you like to poke people?" hahahahahhhahhaha
~catch my drift
20 questions! such a fun game, but some are random
hey, just becuz he shows little emotion sometimes does not mean he is emo
gay? seriously, wth?
fang lies when he says he duzent have dirty thots on max...lies i say
that was..... interesting,but it was funny. oh and fang please,please,please, go to youtube and type in, me against the world- by simple plan. it totally describes u guys.
luv,jessica
p.s is max really ur favorite smell in da world? (after she showers?)
wow, was this really a thing sum1 posted?? ill go look now. ooh, i wanna try, but ull never answer probly, w/e, but check my blog out too, its bout u guys!!
http://ultimateflight.blogspot.com
What's your fave animal, if you have one that is...?
Have you ever played a PS2, Wii, XBox etc.?
If yes to the question above, what are your favorites?
What are the ups and downs about having wings, personally?
How would you explain your "perfect girl"?
Would you classify yourself as gothic? (I know people say you're emo, but emo is completely different)
What's your favorite type of music?
Would you enjoy eating a fat, wrigling slug on a stick?
Did you, or are you actually going to reply to this? (I guess I'll see!)
Did you, or are you actually going to look at my blog?
What's your favorite video on youtube or the internet?
Well, that's all the questions I have for now, and I'd better stop because I ahve so many more. Bye.
lmao!
nice fang nice.
and wuts with the favorite smell being when max showers?
Fly On,
>Manda
There should totally be a fifth book.
-Amanda
That was....nuts...
So Fang do you think it's fair that I havn't been able to read your 3rd book due to the cruelty of this world?
Am I seriously the first comment?
Nice.
That was just great. It was funny too. But I got kinds confused. How would Iggy play cards?
...
Oh, I see a possibility, nevermind. ^^ Great post. Ha.
-Poppy
OMG! that was the best thing evr!!! Fang, do u like santa clause?
Just read this. Please. And all will be known. meh777.blogspot.com
-Meh777's blogger
Fang, dude, you rock. You really, really do.
Thats all I can say. Right now I'm just shaking my head at the screen because you make me smile so big, it's not even funny. Okay, well maybe it is.
>>
<<
Anyways, if all people in the world were even somewhat like you the world would be one h-e-double hockey sticks better of a place.
<3tehroop
fangalicous defintion, make that max go loco....
this could be a hit!
OMG! that was funny. i love that question about angel reading your mind lol and just cuz you laughed it off i think the answer was yes!
Love it.
lisa
OMG! that was funny. i love that question about angel reading your mind lol and just cuz you laughed it off i think the answer was yes!
Love it.
lisa
Haha, Fang, that's HILARIOUS!!
--♥♥♥Rachel
ahahah thats so funni
FANG i luv u!!!! xD
u like the way max smells when she showers?? does she use operfume.. if so wat type?!? i'll buy it then walk buy u on the streets, hug u then u can kick me :P
~keep on blogging~
Hey, haven't visited in a while. I've been reading (both the books of your...mishaps [made of epic WIN] and your blog). I just haven't commented. So sue me.
Seems like I have no idea where you all are at this point, but I guess it's good to keep it secret. But if you ever need to crash near SF without...chilling on the streets, fly a couple miles south and my doors are open. :)
The questions had me roflmao-ing (wow. haven't said that in a while) for a bit.
Stay fangalicious, maxilicious, gazzilicious, iggilicious, nudgelicious, angelicious, and try your best enjoy yourselves! If your family's with you, everything gets better, doesn't it? :)
Hey whoever is reading this. Just wanted to say that if i could have wings i would totally take it. But without the whole school thing.
But heres a question
What does Angel's blue bird paradise thing look like?
Fang you are too funny! I was laughing the whole time I read it! Some people are kinda weird huh? ... those questions were getting kinda personal ( XP ) hahaha - you took it so well -oh - and i wish I could get a chance to play poker with you guys! - I'm pretty good. Maybe when you aren't flying around trying to stay alive (when pigs fly) FLY ON!!
P.S. thanks for picking Vampires.
OMG!!! Fang, you rock for answering this!! I could totally picture your face when she was all "do you have naughty thoughts about max-bla bla bla" O-M-G!!!! She should totally yet a award for bein' the funniest chick EVA!!!! HAHAHAHA, im gonna laugh for, like, two thousand days!!
-Flockster#7
Oh - my sign is SCORPIO too! coolness.
peaCe
omg!!!! that is so funny. no seriosly. boxers or breifs????
fly hard
me(a.k.a. geeky kid)
ps i noticed you didn't answer any thing about max ..is there reson behind that??????? huh huh??
hey fang! just wondering if you knew anything about another possible book? if james patterson quit writing books about you guys now i would scream!
Um... That was...
Interesting.
Hey, how come you will answer her questions and not mine? Do I have to threaten to post time after time too? Do I have to have a[bazillion] questions like her?
Obviously I'm not that curious.
Well, okay. Maybe a little.
But I am curious about these things:
1. If you wanted a middle name, what would it be?
2. Your favorite smell is when Max is showering? I find that creepy, do you?
3. What is your favorite cereal [Mine is Lucky Charms]?
4. How old are you guys supposed to be by now?
5. What would you do if someone else saved the world for you?
6. If you could be anywhere, where would you go?
7. Will you ever go to the ever-boring Ohio?
8. Would you rather live in a big house or a small house?
9. Do you sometimes wish you could be The Hulk?
10. How about Superman?
11. How come the same actress from the MR Book commercial is the same girl acting as Max in that weird video on your page?
12. Do you have time to read books?
[If so, read TWILIGHT since you like Vampires, if you haven't already].
13. Did you tell Max I totally admire her [If not, do so now]?
14. Will Angel ever post on the blog?
15. Would you ever trade in your wings for school books and geeky friends [As in, a normal life]?
16. Pick one: Chocolate or Celery?
And that concludes my [not-as-long-as-Jess's] list of questions.
I hope you answer! If you don't then you might find yourself in a bathtub full of ice with your kidneys missing.
Nah, I wouldn't do that to you.
See ya around,
Leo.
ok tht was funny! man i was cracking up and ppl were all staring at me whtever thanx 4 a good laugh Fang!
P.S i cannot see u doing the soulja boy i can see gazzy doing tht tho
lol! that was great! people should ask weird/random/awkward questions like that more often! and did u just pick vamps because erasers are kind of like genetically engineered werewolves? cuz real werewolves are nicer than vamps. well, not 'nicer'- I know a lot of nice vamps-but they have more control, anyway.
~Zizi
Hey im a scorpio too. lol.
anywho i finished the book...i know it came out like last week but i started on monday night. it was really good. but i was wondering how max has the time to tell us about whats happening while you guys are in action?
and y isnt the "join the flock" thingy not working for lots of ppl? is it fixable?
love ya
Wow. That was... interesting. You avoided a lot of questions I noticed. You should answer my question: Your driving down the freeway at 100 mph when a wheel falls off your boat, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse?
hehe
funny
Don't worry, Fang... We all have dirty thoughts about Spongebob. I mean, he's a sponge living in a bikini bottom for crying out loud!
Btw, plz answer this question:
Did you guys have chocolate for easter?
what an excessive blogger
Do you love Max more then a riend or a sister? ~H
That I do have to say was funny....... Also a little intrusive......
Still very funny though.......
I was cracking up!!!!!!!!
lol Those were a little personal, weren't they? (^,^)
-Nyctra
L.O.L. fang that was funny! but it was also very... ~CREEPY~. wish i had wings <('_')> Also, can you ask Total about what he feels about Akila?
I can't stop laughing!!!! Whew... That was really weird.
that was totally funny. DARN. :( answer my questions.... ok..... wait for it.......... i got nutin. that girl just about covered it all.
do u watch spongebob?
k kinda random but one of the girl's questions was if u liked spongebob....and had dirty thoughts about spongebob....ok back 2 the point. u dont have 2 make a whole post about this but i gotta kno.
peace.
CAROLINE
SPONGEBOB RULES.
HE IS SQUARE.
HE LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE.
HE IS SQUARE.
i like him........
What the heck! where did all the questions come from!?!
was UD really as gross as Max said, with the boxes and guts and tubeing/ wiring?
i feel sorrry for the hampster that had his house stolen, but i think he would let the UD keep it now.
Bub
LOL Wow someone needs to lay off the sugar. haha. someone do it again. lOL
Nice comebacks!!! Fang you have officially deemed yourself un-emo. That was the weirdest series of questions I've ever seen together. DO YOU HATE BEING INTERVIEWED?
interesting...
wow.
That might just be the funniest blog entry i have ever read on here. Thank you Jesse! Haha. It was very, um, personal...
Rock on!
Tess
Wow, Fang. Thank you, that was funny. Please answer more ridiculous questions in the future!
omg Fang I feel bad for you. Having to answer all those questions and some of those questions eeek.
those are some freaking awsome questions!!!!! ive totaly been wondering about half of those questions!! Thanks!!!
That was hilarious! And so informative. Never expected to know things like those about you, Fang. LMAO
P.S. I'm new to the flock but I'm loving you guys already o.O
hey iv only read the first book maximum ride but i totly loved it. it was the best book iv ever read . i tryed to get in to harry poter and stuff i quit reading them after the 3 book . but this is the best ever im glued to it i just got done with the first book right before i wrote this but im going to read all the rest . but im going to read other books you wrote pleez make at least one more maximum ride pleez your my favorite other . from bam
If you say you like a lot of people they please answer this: Do YOU LOVE MAX?
I konw you might not answer though, and i'm not sure if you said in the books yet cause I yust read book 1&2.
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