"This is too original for Hollywood. They do sequels."
...Or so I thought on page 294 in the BOOK! Fang's been posting all of our weird findings from our Institute break-ins, we're constantly on the run, and then THIS.
I was looking around on the Max Ride message board when I found this post: Max Ride Movie: Coming Soon.
Excuse me for a second...
Our lives are being made into a movie and I was the last to know!?!
Let's think about this logically, movie people. We have no place to live, we have almost zero dollars to our name, we're constantly on the run from these bloodthirsty man-wolf mutants who are trying to kill us, and yet you guys seem to think that this is PERFECT for a movie. Clearly, you're delusional.
Oh, and I want a cut of the profits so I can buy us all some clothes, food, a toy perhaps...oh and of course, the perfect chocolate chip cookie.
P.S. I wonder who's gonna play Fang? Hmmm.
. . .I wonder who's gonna play ME!?!