P.S.

There's ANOTHER one.

I like this one better, although that girl sounds more like ME than like Max.

~NuDgE

TODAY!!!

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OUR book is out today. (That rhymed.)

I saw a display in the front window of a store and it TOTALLY freaked me out!! Cause it's, like...us!! The Flock!!

I was very tempted to add earrings to "Max" on the life-sized cardboard cutout since she pierced them the other day. *cough - DUMB* I thought it would be more accurate.

Why she didn't just go to the MALL and get it done, I don't know. Not that I would even know because I'm "not old enough" for earrings, or at least that's what the sign says. I need "parental consent," but I can't very well be all, "I was raised in a LAB, lady!"

...I'm gonna shut up now.

~NuDgE!

Note to Self

Never pierce your own ears when the only sharp "tool" in your possession is a souvenir Eraser tooth.

Owwwwwwwwwwwww.

I bet when JJ got this barbaric girl custom done, it wasn't this...ridiculous...and dumb.

-Max

Hellooooo, Amy!

Have you guys seen this yet? It's on Maximumride.com now.

I think I've actually been on top of that exact building in New York. These guys really did their homework.

Now if only Max's eyes could do that neat blue light trick. I'd sell her to the circus.

I mean, uh...tell her it was cool?

-Fang.

P.S. When do I get a commercial, huh?

P.P.S. Brittany, I've moved on. We will always have our...um...memories?

C'mon!

"Cute photos of animals!" blog is beating us in that contest.

I think we've reached a new mucho all-time low, people. ...Or Angel's behind this!

Why? She once tried to "persuade" a koala bear at the Bronx Zoo in NY to come "hang out" with us. Aren't Celeste (albeit a faux-bear) and a too talkative pet dog enough to fill the animal void in her little heart?

Actually, come to think of it, one of those "cute dogs" featured on there looks an awful lot like Total. ...And I think he's wearing my windbreaker in that picture.

HEY!

-Max

P.S. Gazzy says THANKS to whoever nominated us for "Freakiest Blogger." He's honored. Or, sorry, honoured. (He's been speaking in a British accent all week.)

Best Blog of ALL TIME? ...Um, YES.

I know people sometimes get a cocky vibe from me. But, hey, when I know I'm right, I know I'm right.

Therefore, I know that this blog is awesome and has been continually awesome for the past 2 years. Why? Cause I made it.

Not even just awesome, but THE BEST BLOG OF ALL TIME.

This is why I'm voting for Fang's Blog:



And, uh, why you should vote for it too.

I wonder what happens if we win? Do I need to prepare an acceptance speech? Wish for world peace? Get a sparkly tiara?

-Fang.


P.S. If we Do get a tiara, Angel wants it. ...For Celeste. ...Her BEAR.

I always thought that little girl was a little bit weird.

Too Many Maxs!

Did you watch the clips of those two "Maxs" auditioning to play yours truly?

It was kinda...weird. Not that they were weird, I'm sure they're nice, normal girls, but that they were...ME.

I love how they roll back their shoulders to unfurl their wings and run around to simulate flying. Mostly because, uh, it's nothing like that. At all. They wouldn't know that, though, so I guess I should be a little less critical, huh?

But, hey, good luck at being me, cause my life is far from easy.

-Max

P.S. Realize how I strategically avoided answering any questions about the now infamous...picture.

I'm not confirming or denying anything anymore, cause no matter what I say, everything gets spun like a game of Telephone where "Gazzy's t-shirt smells like old cottage cheese" turns into "Fang is Max's main squeeze."

Just know that Nudge has looked into hiring a bodyguard* to protect her from my wrath.


*Total.