Yo,
Apparently I should "answer questions because they can be like funny or whatever so..." So, okay.
You know, I do wish I could answer everyone's questions. Cause even though I'm posting questions, finally. I know. I know. I sorta feel like a jerk because there are so many I DIDN'T answer. I just have to have time. And not be under threat of being eaten. Or blown up. Or netted and thrown in the back of a truck. Or, or, or....
So, a happy Monday to all of you sitting this morning in Algebra twirling your pencils and smelling of shampoo. Here goes.
Fang: Why dont you play the guitar its like an awesome instrument!
If I wasn't a mutant bird kid on the run. I would totally be in a band that wasn't lame.
Do you ever think about wearing a headband or something to pull back your hair?
I could always rock the hipster headband. Thoughts?
cold or hot?
Hot in the summer. Cold in the winter.
would you rather have a bottle on each finger or a bucket on each foot?
Bottlefingers! Woo! Bottlefingers!
what weights you down? (any answer will really work for this)
The guitar I'd like to carry around the friendly skies.
what is your catch fraze?
"Yo", "Whatever", et. al.
do you have one? If not make one up or ask someone to make one for you
"Whatever"
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nah.
Are you good at climbing?Maple trees? Birch trees? and yes there is a difference!
Why climb when you can fly, man.
Do you wish you had a camera?
I would kill for a nice Nikon.
Do you have a camera?
Nope.
what would you take pictures of?
Everything.
Whats your favorite fruit?
Blackberries
Whats your favorite vegetable?
Carrot Sticks
Am i annoying?
Nah.
What has your favorite age been so far?
Any age in which I did not live in a cage.
Do you like the moon?
Totally.
Do you like the stars?
Totally.
Have you ever bit your lip really hard?
Yeah. I've been punched in the lip too. It's lame.
Did it hurt?
Yes.
Would you ever fall in love with a hawk?
Ow!
Would you love to have a best friend as a hawk?
Can I have one for a sidekick?
Describe your shoes
Black Vans. Dirty.
Did you tell max she's awesome for me? If not do it because you know she really is!
Uh, Max, you're awesome.
do you like ketchup or mustard on you hot dog? this is really important you could loose your whole social life on this question!
I like anything you could feasibly put on a hotdog on my hotdog. Like chili. Mmm, dude. Chili.
Do you snore?
No!
how loud?
The answer is no!
do you think i snore because i dont
Of course not.
have you ever played truth or dare?
No, but I think I'd be really good at it and you wouldn't want to play with me. I would get you with my laser eye!
Do you like bats?
Sure.
would you like them if they attacked your hair?
!^#$ no.
Do you like country music?
I like Lucinda Williams. And David Rawlings. And Willie Nelson. And yes, mostly.
do you spit? Would you if you had sunflower seeds with shells?
I spit if I have to.
Tell iggy He's a saint
Uh, Iggy, you're a saint. I love you man. Dude, your cheekbones.
(Iggy just hit me.)
Do you think iggy's a saint?
"Whatever"
Do you think Max is a saint?
"WHATEVER"
Do you believe that if you were brought up on a farm you hate chicken?
I have no idea.
Well i got more but seriously its not like your actually gonna answer these so i'll stop. It was fun to amke anyway.
Julia .M.W!
And now you'll never know....
Fly on,
Fang
