omg wow! you need to tell total to watch where he aims lol .....hey do you guys know if any other actors have been cast to play the rest of the flock in the movie your making, it doesn't say on the website and we really want to know thnx!
Ha, ha. Suuurreee it was, Fang. Sure it was. :D So... your (well, Max's) book is coming out in... basically a month. Pretty hardfreakingcore, isn't it?
lol lol lol lol lol!!!! that made me crack up so hard!!! omg though that was wrong!! but funny!!!!! sheesh u must spend all day on the computer..........well nothing wrong with that i guess........
When is the release date for MR 4? Will there ever be a published crossover between Twilight and Max Ride? READ TWILIGHT!!! YOUR LIFE WILL BE CHANGED!!! IT IS THE NEXT HARRY POTTER! (Sorry Max Ride)
Fang, Omg, that was disgusting. But served him right. "infestation" I think any one of the commenters would love to have the Flock infest our backyards. And there would be cookies waiting. Go Total!
Ello mates! Matt an Shana here! Just checkin up on you guys. Itex has left us alon for the past month, and we bought a house! Drop by sometime if you are near us.
PS- Fang is gona be an uncle!!! Give us some name ideas bro!
~Matt and Shana... Wait, we dont have a last name. Oh well, cya l8r!
he SOOOOOOOOOO deserved that! hilarious :D i hope that you guys are doing good, i can't wait till your next book comes out next month ~_~ i still have to wait, ah well, ill get it eventually
LMFAO!! Great aim and all....but siriously...what'd the news guy ever do to you?? Unless....no...he couldn't be a spy from ITEX!!!!!!!! Anywho...very funny....keep up the blogs!
LMAO. Freaking hilarious. And you say it was Total. Uhhh...he is, without doubt the best dog ever. Give him my regards and stuff, yno. Awesome-ness. -Hassan
are you sure it was total and not a certain somebody with big, dark wings? come one, fang, you can tell me. i won't laugh. promise. might as well confess. we know who it was!
Omg that was funny! Total! I can't believe you'd do something like that! Well... actually I do. Fang... how do you find those videos man? Well anyways Fly Safe and Total... weird. Well you guys can fly and Total can talk, so thats weird enought. XD ok bye! - Tomboy Rocker
That was soooooo funny!Hahahahaha!It was also VERY nasty.Ew.Any way, I see the cover has changed.I like it better this way.Hey Angel,my friend has a stuffed angel-bear thing that looks like Celeste.She brought it to school and she got her hair everywhere(I think she's going bald).Oh and Max,did ya get any Valentines on Valentines Day?How about you Fang?Hmmmm.Oh and Iggy,that was awsome.I would LOVE to just fall like that-you know without ending up dead.Iggy,it must be hard being blind.I'm actually half blind,but I have glasses so it's easier.If I didn't have glasses-then it would be like-Hey there's my good friend_______.Why don't I go over there and greet him/her.*Walks over and then BAM, hits a tree*
hey flock, whats happenin?? OK, so awesome video. It made me crack up. But i'm posting for another reason. I MUST know... What kind of music do you guys listen to?? I've been dying to find out. I know Nudge LOVES Feist, but anyone else?? Oh, and by the way, Iggy, i have the same name as your friend TESS!! Isnt that cool? I love y'all so much! Fly on, PeACe Tess:)
Please tell Max that she REALLY needs to read Twilight. i don't like romances, but this is an awesome excption. you can look up the characters on Wikipedia(type in Bella swan)\
Disgusting...that's about all I have to say about that. And by the way, I would keel over like that reporter did too, if a bird (eh hem... or Total) did his business in my mouth. Hope all is well with you guys!
That made me laugh soooooo hard. I called my sister in and told her but she din't get it. I guess that's because she doesn't like ta read. Oh well. Luv ya, Cuppyoljtmz
Got to give Total credit: if he can aim it to hit a reporter through a tree, well, he's got rather good aim.
Been times I've wanted to strike from the sky. Not easy when you're flying 90 miles an hour in cruising speed, then try to hit a target with a bolt of lightning. Then add to the fact that you're not very maneuverable, you've got trouble.
Yes, in a way, I'm related to the Erasers. Yet, in a way, I'm not. You'll know me if you see me. Most Erasers haven't got golden fur. Nor white hair.
HAHAHA! you know that was also VERY nasty. Hey thanks for blogging Fang. And seriously what did you type in to get that video. wow you have way to much time on your hands. You should try blogging more often. Everyone remember when they would blog like every other day.
okay, the guy should've expected that. also, I'm totally in love with the Max Ride series (I read all the books so far in 48hrs or less), why can't MR4 be out, saaaaay, this friday, so I have a whole weekend to read it w/o having to worry with homework.
Try to find out which one of you guys are "loved" the most.
When I was looking around and reading other people's comments just for the fun of it, I realized that most of them said "I love you Fang!" or "I love Iggy better!" and so on.
So now I'm curious.
Which one is loved the most?
Go on. Try it. I'm sure your fans won't mind telling you the painful truth.
Fang, that was funny and disgusting!!! News reporters have always annoyed me,so I laughed right away!! BTW why are you James Bond, and do you like you're drinks shaken not stirred? (I haven't kept up with the blog in a while and I'm very confused)
Hope you and the Flock are well, and please answer my really delayed question, it's been bugging me!!
Hey, have any of you ever clickied the link to "fanfiction.net" on the MR website that JP endorses? Its got some really disturbing bad-to-endorse stuff on it. Like, Fang && Iggy as a couple. You might wanna suggest him taking it off the sight, eh? too many impressionable young fans might get the wrong idea about your relationship.
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!! it was AWSOME but he way, none of you checked out the other cover....james patterson probly dosent want you to know that theres another cover for the book...and that i like it better....Hi James Patterson!! Love you guys, the flock if i could do anything in the world, i would swap places with MAX you rock girl!! Cya, Sarah
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!! LOVE YOU FLOCK! if i could have anything in the world, it would be to swap places with MAX! you guys ROCK! love you all, cya, Sarah.
sheh heh heh. nice one Total. awesome aim. question... were you guys glying when this happened, if so, even more power to Total for having awesome aim. HAHA
That was sooooo disgusting. but it was Totally( get it) funny!!! The guy was just like hmmm a bird pooped on me then he looks up and he's like choke choke get me some water!!!!
Keep ducking Flyboys you guys, Irina
P.S. still funny!
P.P.S. That guy reminds me of a russian actor I know so that was double funny!!!!
I sent out e-mail valentines to my friends saying if they see you guys to give it to you. Any-who I want wings where can i get them?Igg I am sort of like you I'm half blind cant see out of my right eye thanks to my brother. When i was two he chucked a paper clip that was straightened and hit me in the eye. I am so sad. I got this surgery and it made it a little better but not much.Igg do you need a girlfriend? I'm thirteen. ~~Ansel Angel of death~~
Wow... That was hilare. When I saw that I covered my mouth to stop myself from bursting out laughing. It was awesome! Where do you guys find this stuff, anyway?
ok i AM aware that this has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the post im replying to but... i was looking on the website called Stardoll.com and i saw this one of Anna Abreu. i had NO IDEA who she was, but i looked at her for a while and did her little stardoll thing and i kept looking at her. she reminded me of someone. she was exactly how i imagined Max would look. i know its insane but its true. i completely thought max would look exactly like her. go on stardoll.com and look at her. please tell me if she looks ANYTHING like the real Max. I want to know! (if she is Max is VERY BEAUTIFUL! i bet she is anyway.) (this is sucking up for comments a made earlier...) seriously. someone post if she looks like Max. (preferably Max cuz i know fang or iggy will give her crap of something lol) I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
That WAS funny. So, Fang, think you can hook me up with some of those wings? I know your secret... :P Just kidding. But not about the wings... I really want those...
FANG I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
just another fan, Irina
P.S. PLEEEEEAASE please please please come over to my house you guys you're so awesome I want to see Fang and Iggy my favorites ( no offense everybody especially Total) It's in goshen close to a Jefferson Elementary school black roof kind of champange color close to the non working stop light! Please especially Fang and Iggy
U know i was thinkin' ( i tend 2 do th@ somtimes) iggy & ella would make a great couple then of course max and fang make an AWSOME couple. oooooooooohhhhh i almost 4got i made this coolish tee on cafe press for the flock and i love it. it has every ones name on it and... i'll put a pic up if i can! love all ya guys!
wow that was totally hilarious... but wait. wat was total? the one who got tha mouth full of poop or the one who did the pooping? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
testing 1..2..3 is this thing[some1 sayd we r live in 5!4!3!2!] and this is th report on crasy birds here in this yard we have....[poop falls from sky and lands on coat][starts to laugh] ok i think i saw that one.........[poop falls into mouth starts to chock people laughing] get this dang thing out of my mouth lolz Love always Macie
youtube rocks! love always macie o and hehe my name is fang but i dont bite i just sprean my rythems and i take flight float like a butterfly friends with a bee aint no othe fellos out there like me hehehehe i love that lolz now love always macie
Lol. did max get angry? your next book is comeing out march 18th. Heres one of my dark pomes.
I sit alone in a large room thiking about my past. why do i look through the dark window of the past when there are so many life changeing thing to do in the small world.
Totally off topic (completely hilarious by the way) but have you guys checked out American Idol? Supposedly this is the most talented group ever, f.y.i
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe it! I was rereading the first three books before the fourth one came out, right? Just like I said. Well, I got done a whole month early!!! I tried to read slowly so that they would last until it came out, but I failed. =( I couldn't help it! They are just too good. Oh well. I'll just have to bide my time with some other book. But when the Final Warning comes out I am soooo stopping for it!!!
[sighs] if u ever get on runescape add doggirl1147[thats me] i cant beelive he did that i dont think it was the dog i think it was u fang hes 1 of my light or dark poem u say im alone with no1 to help me thoguh my time of need ur wrong i have my friends but even better my family. fly with grace,kick butt, and live free
that's pretty funny, but it's also sick fang, u have a twisted sense of humour, but all the same doesn't everbody! c ya BeaNz (I've hav decided that this is an awsome name and i'm stickin with it!!)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOO GROSS!! WHAT DID TOTAL EAT THAT DAY!!!!!! WELL AT LEAST TOTAL MADE A GREAT SHOT!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WONDER IF THE SODA HELPED THAT REPORTER WASH OUT THE TASTE OF TOTAL'S CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD 1 FANG& TOTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT WAS THE BEST UTUBE CLIP I EVER SAW!!!!!
-KEEP POSTING PLEASE-
READER ON THE RIDE_1
P.S. DO U THINK TH@ REPORTER IS OK? I'M A LI'L WORRIED 'BOUT HIM. WHO CARES IT WAS FLAT OUT FUN TO WATCH& I LAUGHED SO MUCH TH@ I HAD TROUBLE CATCHING MY BREATH. WAY 2 GO, DUDE! AS 4 TOTAL, WAY 2 "DUDE" IN TH@ GUY'S MOUTH! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
BET THAT REPORTER WAS X(! WATCH UR BACK TOTAL!!!!!! TAKE CARE!
That was so funny!!! And guess what you blogged the day after my birthday. My b day is the fifteenth. You blogged it on the sixiteenth. I am watching a movie. Fang, I think you are kinda cute. But if you don't want to go out, I will survive. What do guys like in girls? There is another guy in my class that I like. And he knows that, but he likes another girl who is so much meaner than me. She is spoiled she is so cruel. What do I do? Well thats all for now. Fly on, Mercedes
183 messages to The Flock:
That was so funny it. Cracked me up but it was also wrong at the same time
Hilarious!!!!!
OMG, Fang, that is SOOOOO DISGUSTING!!! Where do you find stuff like this? I mean like, what do you search on youtube to come up with stuff like that?
Anyway, at least you blogged, lol. Hope you're well!
~Jessica
omg wow! you need to tell total to watch where he aims lol .....hey do you guys know if any other actors have been cast to play the rest of the flock in the movie your making, it doesn't say on the website and we really want to know thnx!
Fang?! I think you have some serious problems... where do you come up with stuff like this? That was hilarious though! And disgusting!
Lol that's funny. Did Total need a potty break? Why, yes, yes he did! Again, LOL!
Well, hope you guys are okay!
~*Frostphire of the Dark Flames*~
ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!! OMG!! That is so funny!!!!!!! I'm with that other girl do you just serch Youtube for stuff like that?! Well you blogged anyway.
that wuz the funniest thing ever!!!!!!!! GO TOTAL!!!!!!!!
omg that was alsome and tell total that he rules he doesnt get that often enough lol and nice aim
LOLOLOLOL
Poor guy. Having to taste Total's scat...
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Ha, ha.
Suuurreee it was, Fang. Sure it was.
:D
So... your (well, Max's) book is coming out in... basically a month.
Pretty hardfreakingcore, isn't it?
Funny, but wrong. Extremely funny, but also wrong...and a tad gross.fly safe and post more! (Including pictures)
;) The Mii Maker ;)
WOW THAT WAS HILARIOUS! good job total! Great to see you blogging again Fang... jeez i haven't seen u blog since the James Bond thing! lol
~carly!
weird guys...
Haha thats great.I see Total has good aim.
Um, ew. And yet so funny.
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.rilly funny
Omg that has got to be one of the funniest things ive ever seen! where do you guys find this stuff??? You must have alot of time on your hands...lol.
Love You All <3<3<3
I'm still laughing, that was so funny! Tell Total next time he needs to go to a public restroom lol. Hope to hear from you soon.
lol lol lol lol lol!!!! that made me crack up so hard!!! omg though that was wrong!! but funny!!!!! sheesh u must spend all day on the computer..........well nothing wrong with that i guess........
lol gosh total yd u poop in that guys mouth poor guy but it was hil ar i ous
~~Kara~~
When is the release date for MR 4? Will there ever be a published crossover between Twilight and Max Ride? READ TWILIGHT!!! YOUR LIFE WILL BE CHANGED!!! IT IS THE NEXT HARRY POTTER! (Sorry Max Ride)
Fang,
Omg, that was disgusting.
But served him right.
"infestation"
I think any one of the commenters would love to have the Flock infest our backyards.
And there would be cookies waiting.
Go Total!
Ello mates! Matt an Shana here! Just checkin up on you guys. Itex has left us alon for the past month, and we bought a house! Drop by sometime if you are near us.
PS- Fang is gona be an uncle!!! Give us some name ideas bro!
~Matt and Shana... Wait, we dont have a last name. Oh well, cya l8r!
GO TOTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You rock! That was hilarious!
Tell the flock Hi!!!!!
he SOOOOOOOOOO deserved that! hilarious :D
i hope that you guys are doing good, i can't wait till your next book comes out next month
~_~ i still have to wait, ah well, ill get it eventually
wow, that was the fergie singing total? lol it was definitely funny!
keep flying
~India
My god that is nasty! But seriously, what idiot looks up with his mouth open, right after he is pooped on?!
Much Love.
~Lyndi
P.S.-blog more please! 8D
LMFAO!! Great aim and all....but siriously...what'd the news guy ever do to you?? Unless....no...he couldn't be a spy from ITEX!!!!!!!! Anywho...very funny....keep up the blogs!
lol,total seriosly needs classes on blader control. lol by the way u & max rlly belong together ;)
LMAO.
Freaking hilarious.
And you say it was Total. Uhhh...he is, without doubt the best dog ever. Give him my regards and stuff, yno.
Awesome-ness.
-Hassan
That was sooo disgusting, but his face was funny!! :)
Hope your having fun
Yours,
Gemz
Haha,Nic one
ok, at least u posted. But yuck! Dude, that's wrong. And what do u mean, "it was total"? Ohhhhhhh. EWWWW!!!!!!!!!
-YoUr BiGgEsT GrOsSeD oUt FaN
i am ur biggest fan!!! yay
hey guys I was watching a youtube video where they were being well...YOU...anyway it was an act on book two.U should have see it it was sooo stupid.
Love ya!
lol that was like nasty yo. i mean that was also wrong. gross but cool.well u still blogd.
MR's biggest fan
That was gross! I feel really sorry for that reporter!
booknut
Ha! i watched that 3 times. HILARIOUS!
What was the point of this nasty video? =D
Peace, Love, and Happiness!
Ken-z
What was total?
Oh...hahahaha.
x
Dude that is weird yet........strangley.....
HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!
-Fang c.g
eeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
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Tootles!
That's wrong Total! Wrong, wrong, wrong! But funny. It looked like whoever did dad did that as a warning sign. Then the second time, it was a BINGO!
-Poppy
are you sure it was total and not a certain somebody with big, dark wings?
come one, fang, you can tell me. i won't laugh. promise.
might as well confess. we know who it was!
fang, check out this blog, it's really cool:
www.dragonwriters100.blogspot.com
see ya there!
Omg that was funny! Total! I can't believe you'd do something like that! Well... actually I do. Fang... how do you find those videos man? Well anyways Fly Safe and Total... weird. Well you guys can fly and Total can talk, so thats weird enought. XD ok bye!
- Tomboy Rocker
LOL,That was hilarious! Glad you Blogged but what were you doing in Canada?;)
PS. Tell Total to go before you fly or put on some diapers! :)
That was soooooo funny!Hahahahaha!It was also VERY nasty.Ew.Any way, I see the cover has changed.I like it better this way.Hey Angel,my friend has a stuffed angel-bear thing that looks like Celeste.She brought it to school and she got her hair everywhere(I think she's going bald).Oh and Max,did ya get any Valentines on Valentines Day?How about you Fang?Hmmmm.Oh and Iggy,that was awsome.I would LOVE to just fall like that-you know without ending up dead.Iggy,it must be hard being blind.I'm actually half blind,but I have glasses so it's easier.If I didn't have glasses-then it would be like-Hey there's my good friend_______.Why don't I go over there and greet him/her.*Walks over and then BAM, hits a tree*
Is life like that for you?
Well, Good luck saving the world.
-FlockFan97724
OMG!!!! Do you guys have IM's or AIM's? Just a queastion i have been pondering. Uhhh any new nicknames?
~Shadow~
Hah!! Take that idiot news guy!!
he he he
gah!!! brother attack!!!
where do u find stuff like that anyways?
YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
fly high with grace
<3
OHMIGAWD.
That made me laugh so hard!
Shame on you Total! xD
Fang, where did you find that video? Besides youtube, I mean. lol!
That was hysterical!
-Amanda!
I blame Max.I bet she encouraged him.change that I bet she MADE him do that.
Hahaha!!! Thats hilarious, I sent it to my sister, she'll crack up!
Thanks for blogging and keep it up.
Love Love Love,
Mm
OMG Fang that is SOOOOOOOO nasty!!! Ugh, I think I'm gonna hurl. But it's nasty in a funny way...
XDDDD Nice.
oh my god that was so funny! my person on google is maximumpyromaniac just to let u guys no
hey flock, whats happenin?? OK, so awesome video. It made me crack up. But i'm posting for another reason. I MUST know... What kind of music do you guys listen to?? I've been dying to find out. I know Nudge LOVES Feist, but anyone else??
Oh, and by the way, Iggy, i have the same name as your friend TESS!! Isnt that cool? I love y'all so much!
Fly on,
PeACe
Tess:)
ROTFLOL
HAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!! EW,THATS SO GROSS!! ew, ew, ew. ......aaack, ewwwwww.
Ugh, guys....
ah wattheheck, that was so funny.
Omg......
Siiiiiick man. That was like oh so awesome.
Nice job having it LIVE and under ALOT of trees.
I swear some reporter just don't have any brains :)
Haha total just owned the media =D
i got to give you props Total. that was AWSOME!!!
HAHA! sorry but i love it when people fall on TV its soooooooooooo embarassing for them but funny for us!
Taylor~
Canada
12:56
I don't think that pooping in people's mouths count as staying off the radar...
But nice aim!!
Ewwwww Total! Watch where you aim! Haha, on second though, aim where you want, as long as its not me!
You rock
Haha, you crack us all up. But, uh, since when do dogs poo white? Huh, can you answer that question??? Huh, can you? lol, keep flying, bud.
-SakerWhite
*sigh* I just finished StWaOES (MR: 3) Cant wait for the 4th to come out. I hope its not the last!
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Well, Totals gotta go! Poor, poor news anchor.
-Ultimate MR Fan # 10,849,927
HAHAHAHA! I laughed and cringed at the same time! Total, that was so bad but great! That was great shot! XP
omg. FUNNY!
*gag* but funny
Please tell Max that she REALLY needs to read Twilight.
i don't like romances, but this is an awesome excption. you can look up the characters on Wikipedia(type in Bella swan)\
Bub
You guys always amaze me! XD
Omg! That was so funny! That was on the news? Hilarious!!
Disgusting...that's about all I have to say about that. And by the way, I would keel over like that reporter did too, if a bird (eh hem... or Total) did his business in my mouth. Hope all is well with you guys!
That made me laugh soooooo hard. I called my sister in and told her but she din't get it. I guess that's because she doesn't like ta read. Oh well.
Luv ya,
Cuppyoljtmz
One word: OWNED!
Wow, That was so freakin' funny!
I bet that guy had it coming too XD!
Hahaha!
Ewwwww.
That's pretty gross.
I'd be MAD if that had happened to me.
But, since it happned to him that's pretty funny!
Y'all are amazing.
Byebye.
-Kayla.
OMG Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Way to go Total!
Ewww!
Fang!
That is so gross!
Yet, still so hilarious.
I bet Total wasn't so happy about you telling everyone about his little "accident", huh. :P
Update blog soon!
that was hilarious!!!!! and i have to agree with "maxandfang4eva" thhat guy totally deserved it!!!
KEEP ON FLYING,
yvonicka
lol, i almost choked!
fly on!
Got to give Total credit: if he can aim it to hit a reporter through a tree, well, he's got rather good aim.
Been times I've wanted to strike from the sky. Not easy when you're flying 90 miles an hour in cruising speed, then try to hit a target with a bolt of lightning. Then add to the fact that you're not very maneuverable, you've got trouble.
Yes, in a way, I'm related to the Erasers. Yet, in a way, I'm not. You'll know me if you see me. Most Erasers haven't got golden fur. Nor white hair.
HAHAHA! you know that was also VERY nasty. Hey thanks for blogging Fang. And seriously what did you type in to get that video. wow you have way to much time on your hands. You should try blogging more often. Everyone remember when they would blog like every other day.
You guys rock, fly on
Kate
haha! next time make sure Total takes care of that BEFORE you guys take off
okay, the guy should've expected that. also, I'm totally in love with the Max Ride series (I read all the books so far in 48hrs or less), why can't MR4 be out, saaaaay, this friday, so I have a whole weekend to read it w/o having to worry with homework.
~~DraugSarn
Hilarious and disgusting haha. I've seen it before, though.
Ha ha.
[Total did it!]
lol
yeahh
that was
awkward
and funny
yet
that was gross
really grosss
FANG!!
WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?!?!?!
X]
Hey peeps.
So, I have a contest for Fang and Iggy.
Try to find out which one of you guys are "loved" the most.
When I was looking around and reading other people's comments just for the fun of it, I realized that most of them said "I love you Fang!" or "I love Iggy better!" and so on.
So now I'm curious.
Which one is loved the most?
Go on. Try it. I'm sure your fans won't mind telling you the painful truth.
Anyways, Good Luck!
- Leo
Fang, that was funny and disgusting!!! News reporters have always annoyed me,so I laughed right away!! BTW why are you James Bond, and do you like you're drinks shaken not stirred? (I haven't kept up with the blog in a while and I'm very confused)
Hope you and the Flock are well, and please answer my really delayed question, it's been bugging me!!
Uhm, just wondering. If Max learned that Ari can't actually write, then who wrote those messages from 'Ari'? And who was hacking the blog & site?
Hey, have any of you ever clickied the link to "fanfiction.net" on the MR website that JP endorses? Its got some really disturbing bad-to-endorse stuff on it. Like, Fang && Iggy as a couple. You might wanna suggest him taking it off the sight, eh? too many impressionable young fans might get the wrong idea about your relationship.
AHAAHAHAH!! I cannot wait for the next book to come out! I'm going to drive myself insane (well, more than usual) just thinking about it.
Oops. Guess Total missed.
Hahahahahahahaha! Nice job, Total!
-icthus
omggg thats all i can say oh my good golly goodness
-Becca
how rude fang! u go blaming total! everyone knows it was u!!!!!
That was so funny.I cracked up.
OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!! :)
I almost DIED laughing!! LOL!! I CAN'T BREATH NOW!! LOL!! EW BUT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!
Total that was freakin nasty dawg! (pun intended)
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!! it was AWSOME but he way, none of you checked out the other cover....james patterson probly dosent want you to know that theres another cover for the book...and that i like it better....Hi James Patterson!! Love you guys, the flock if i could do anything in the world, i would swap places with MAX you rock girl!! Cya, Sarah
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!! LOVE YOU FLOCK! if i could have anything in the world, it would be to swap places with MAX! you guys ROCK! love you all, cya, Sarah.
Good on Ya Total!!!!!!
sheh heh heh. nice one Total. awesome aim. question... were you guys glying when this happened, if so, even more power to Total for having awesome aim. HAHA
hope all is well with you guys
-Lucy
man that just about killed me fang u rock
(Italicize) Nice (Unitalicize) Total.
How'd you find that anyway, Fang?
That was sooooo disgusting. but it was Totally( get it) funny!!! The guy was just like hmmm a bird pooped on me then he looks up and he's like choke choke get me some water!!!!
Keep ducking Flyboys you guys,
Irina
P.S. still funny!
P.P.S. That guy reminds me of a russian actor I know so that was double funny!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
You are the funniest person ever and I bet it WAS Total!!!!!
i laughed sooo hard! lol!
but where do you find stuff like this? aren't you guys running away from people?? lol
--Courtney
UGH! Gross. tHats disgusting with bird poop never mind...
it was sooo funy though. in a "sick and wrong" sort of way.
Haha. That's hilarious.
That was BAD!! That would suck. Nice shot, Total!
I sent out e-mail valentines to my friends saying if they see you guys to give it to you. Any-who I want wings where can i get them?Igg I am sort of like you I'm half blind cant see out of my right eye thanks to my brother. When i was two he chucked a paper clip that was straightened and hit me in the eye. I am so sad. I got this surgery and it made it a little better but not much.Igg do you need a girlfriend? I'm thirteen.
~~Ansel Angel of death~~
Fang...? Do you have a problem or something? It wasd funny but kinda nasty.
Nice aim, Total! Maybe next time you should hit the camera man too! Hee hee...
Keep flyin'!
~#1 flock fan!
c'mon Fang we know it was really you.... lol jk!
Uh...wow...good aim, total...something tells me that that was on purpose...poor dude, but maybe he was a whitecoat....
That was funny! But you should really update the Maximum Ride web site. :)
how didi oyu find that??
just like my dad saying meflaw
(we are still working on how to spell it) radomly poped up..
well meflaw (or goodbye)
Wow... That was hilare. When I saw that I covered my mouth to stop myself from bursting out laughing. It was awesome! Where do you guys find this stuff, anyway?
ew. I love you Fang.
~shadow~
Awesome but get Total to stop k? I go and sleep under trees sometimes and I dont want him ploppin one in my mouth on accident
You guys rule!
I want to say funny and gross at the same time. So I will! That was FROSSY!!!
Fly over Endwell, NY PLEEEEEESE!!!!!!! My house is the red brick one with a pool.
ok i AM aware that this has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the post im replying to but...
i was looking on the website called Stardoll.com and i saw this one of Anna Abreu. i had NO IDEA who she was, but i looked at her for a while and did her little stardoll thing and i kept looking at her. she reminded me of someone. she was exactly how i imagined Max would look. i know its insane but its true. i completely thought max would look exactly like her. go on stardoll.com and look at her. please tell me if she looks ANYTHING like the real Max. I want to know! (if she is Max is VERY BEAUTIFUL! i bet she is anyway.) (this is sucking up for comments a made earlier...) seriously. someone post if she looks like Max. (preferably Max cuz i know fang or iggy will give her crap of something lol) I LOVE YOU ALL!!!
~ emily
OMG! I feel sorry for that poor reporter but that is SO hilarious!
I love you Total. But I take it you couldn't wait, could you?
Freakin hilarious tho.
Hope you all have some time for fun!
DUDE THAT WAS FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!
Ashley
alright, you go Total!
Yo that was so funny! Total try look before you go next time.
Keep on flying guys!
That WAS funny. So, Fang, think you can hook me up with some of those wings? I know your secret... :P Just kidding. But not about the wings... I really want those...
umm very nice much?
X]
dude did you know instead of rinsing it out
he drank it...
yuckiiee
that is so DISGUSTING!!! but funny!!
Go Total!
HEY!!!!
SOME! WRITE ALREDY!!!!!
um, ok u r really scary. I think total needs a time out. ha ha jk. (u no u could punish him by stayin away from u and he can't fly wit max)
keep flyin
FANG I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
just another fan,
Irina
P.S. PLEEEEEAASE please please please come over to my house you guys you're so awesome I want to see Fang and Iggy my favorites ( no offense everybody especially Total) It's in goshen close to a Jefferson Elementary school black roof kind of champange color close to the non working stop light! Please especially Fang and Iggy
HAAAA haaaaaa!! Okay THAT was funny. Kind of disturbing though. I dont think i'll ever look 'up' agian. --- Karate girl---
U know i was thinkin' ( i tend 2 do th@ somtimes) iggy & ella would make a great couple then of course max and fang make an AWSOME couple. oooooooooohhhhh i almost 4got i made this coolish tee on cafe press for the flock and i love it. it has every ones name on it and... i'll put a pic up if i can! love all ya guys!
wow that was totally hilarious... but wait. wat was total? the one who got tha mouth full of poop or the one who did the pooping? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
love always,
sami and the gang
testing 1..2..3 is this thing[some1 sayd we r live in 5!4!3!2!] and this is th report on crasy birds here in this yard we have....[poop falls from sky and lands on coat][starts to laugh] ok i think i saw that one.........[poop falls into mouth starts to chock people laughing] get this dang thing out of my mouth lolz Love always Macie
youtube rocks! love always macie o and hehe my name is fang but i dont bite i just sprean my rythems and i take flight float like a butterfly friends with a bee aint no othe fellos out there like me hehehehe i love that lolz now love always macie
omg look at this!!!! i already posted bout total an i no this is completely off topic but look at this video on youtube!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8XQeA8WJGU&feature=related
Fang,
Lol. did max get angry? your next book is comeing out march 18th. Heres one of my dark pomes.
I sit alone in a large room thiking about my past. why do i look through the dark window of the past when there are so many life changeing thing to do in the small world.
well thats all i have so far....
uhhhhh. bye
~shadow~
OH YEAH!
Fly on...but for Totals case, pee on! MWA HA HA HA!
Dear Flock,
The Maximum Ride FanFictioneers of FanFiction kindly ask you to join us as a member of the FanFiction world!
We're crazy, insane and so darned friendly! Come join us, I'm sure you would be a lovely edition to our cult, erm... I mean website :P
We write about you, try writing about you with us!
Please join us in the FanFiction world, Flock. We would be absolutely thrilled!
- disneydork
(Maximum Ride FanFiction Representative)
P.S. Writing and reading is fun! Why not give FanFiction a try?
THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FYI: If unidentified "stuff" falls from the sky, DON'T LOOK UP (especially with your mouth open)!
May this reporter serve as an example to you all, young padawans. JK
:) rox
Please you need to know about this. One of us may have already died. If you're not careful you will be next.
-Steven
othersideofride.blogspot.com
lol, nice find guys. check out my blog if ur ever bored outta ur minds'.
-Ellie
Fang I like mustard too!
- Irina
P.S. Can WE talk about mustard at MY house???
Totally off topic (completely hilarious by the way) but have you guys checked out American Idol? Supposedly this is the most talented group ever, f.y.i
HAHAHAHA!!! im still laffing!!!! that is soo funny!!!!
Keep flying Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, Angel.
Keep yapping Total. *hehe*
hi peeps i have a blog at friends4everforlife.blogspot.com
This made my so funny
very funny
however You guys need to be careful... Trouble is still out there
that was sooo AWESOME and somewhat disgusting!!!! but mostly awesome
Ew.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe it! I was rereading the first three books before the fourth one came out, right? Just like I said. Well, I got done a whole month early!!! I tried to read slowly so that they would last until it came out, but I failed. =( I couldn't help it! They are just too good. Oh well. I'll just have to bide my time with some other book. But when the Final Warning comes out I am soooo stopping for it!!!
-Bookworm
Ewww!! That is so gross, yet soooooo funny!!
ewww!! that was disgusting- total how could you be so cruel???
KJB
[sighs] if u ever get on runescape add doggirl1147[thats me] i cant beelive he did that i dont think it was the dog i think it was u fang hes 1 of my light or dark poem u say im alone with no1 to help me thoguh my time of need ur wrong i have my friends but even better my family. fly with grace,kick butt, and live free
That was hilarious, but so gross! Can't wait for the next book!!
Hang in there guys!!
yum yum! lol!!!!!!!!!!
so funny yet totally gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
never thought any one would post that on the net!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oops! my bad! no 'fence Fang! it was just totally grossing me out! sry!!!!!!!!
-grossed out-
reader on the ride_1
Hehehe, too funny guys.
Jam-Jar
that's pretty funny, but it's also sick fang, u have a twisted sense of humour, but all the same doesn't everbody!
c ya
BeaNz (I've hav decided that this is an awsome name and i'm stickin with it!!)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOO GROSS!!
WHAT DID TOTAL EAT THAT DAY!!!!!! WELL AT LEAST TOTAL MADE A GREAT SHOT!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WONDER IF THE SODA HELPED THAT REPORTER WASH OUT THE TASTE OF TOTAL'S CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD 1 FANG& TOTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT WAS THE BEST UTUBE CLIP I EVER SAW!!!!!
-KEEP POSTING PLEASE-
READER ON THE RIDE_1
P.S. DO U THINK TH@ REPORTER IS OK? I'M A LI'L WORRIED 'BOUT HIM. WHO CARES IT WAS FLAT OUT FUN TO WATCH& I LAUGHED SO MUCH TH@ I HAD TROUBLE CATCHING MY BREATH. WAY 2 GO, DUDE! AS 4 TOTAL, WAY 2 "DUDE" IN TH@ GUY'S MOUTH! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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BET THAT REPORTER WAS X(! WATCH UR BACK TOTAL!!!!!! TAKE CARE!
Ya know... I'm really not all that surprised...
Just please keep on saving the world. One piece of crap at a time.
~Chris
LOL!!! that was hilarious!
ha ha to bad for him hes gonna have to use a lot of soap to get that poop breath out.
Ew. That's all I have to say.
--Resident grossed out and now officially afraid of birds, Candycane
HAHAHA!!!!
Oh, gee that's mean though! Poor Total! couldn't you guys make a rest stop?? :P
Nice work Total - A guy reporting on birds TOTALLY deserves poo in the mouth...
Haha....
HAHAHA THAT GUY TOTALY FLIPED!
Wait....you mean....Total was in the tree? Tell Total I said, "Nice one!! You nailed 'em!"
jk,jk. Funny, yet wrong.
Luv you all,
Sammy in Vegas ^-^
That was so funny!!! And guess what you blogged the day after my birthday. My b day is the fifteenth. You blogged it on the sixiteenth. I am watching a movie. Fang, I think you are kinda cute. But if you don't want to go out, I will survive. What do guys like in girls? There is another guy in my class that I like. And he knows that, but he likes another girl who is so much meaner than me. She is spoiled she is so cruel. What do I do? Well thats all for now.
Fly on,
Mercedes
like that deserves a LOL award
That was hilarious!!!!! Props 2 total too. LOL, o and when is your movie coming out? I need 2 know!
awesome! You go Total!
Fly on,
zoog123
u go guys!!!!
THATS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that'll show him! when a bird (or total) poops on your shoulder, dont look up with your mouth open... baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad idea!!!!!!
at the same time, picture yourself in his shoes...
then again, i wouldnt have looked up, that wa stupid...
hope that wasn't a new suit!
actually, i hope it was.......
poor reporter dude, and ya, he shoulda seen that comin...
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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