Hey.
I'm really mad that Mr. Toad's Wild Ride closed. No one told me this. Now some Pooh Bear thing is there instead.
What kind of world are we living in, people?!
Here's some pics I took, courtesy of the Fang Cam:
Epcot
Epcot: A Bird Kid's P.O.V.
If that Swiss Family place is not incognito enough, we may fly up to the top of this castle. Sweet.
"Dear Fang, Stay classy. Your fuzzy pal, Chip"
Context clues should let you in on our final location.
Either that, or I managed to receive an episode of the New MMC (featuring a really little Britney Spears, ick) through my chip...that I recently tried to self-remove after watching seven O.R. scenes of House. Except I, unlike those hospital folk, was on a beach at the time of the attempted extraction. Nevermind.
Maybe we can crash in the Robinson Crusoe family treehouse?
Fang wants to post some pictures he took, and Angel wants to go on more rides even though Total threw up on her after a ride on Space Mountain. (The sign clearly read NO PETS in the theme park. Geez.)
-Max
P.S. Remind me to tell you the story about the weirdo kids we met in a swamp. Stuff like this only happens to us!
If you knew information about something so big, it could change the world, what would you do?
Warn or prevent?
Darn moral dilemmas.
-Fang.
Nudge and Angel are perhaps a wee bit too excited about this Florida expedition. They also won't stop singing "White & Nerdy," their new favorite song.
...I feel a new iMix coming on.
Gazzy found this article while catching up on the latest news (and trying to see if psycho parents of the year, the Griffiths had sold a book deal on "James: Our Flying Goldmine" yet): Australian Parliament Lifts Cloning Ban.
Stuff like that is kinda scary for the Flock, because we've seen the dangers of when science goes from brilliant to botched, falling into the wrong hands with questionable morals (and, in Jeb's case, the ability to randomly resurface from years of absence from the "dead").
Maybe we should forget this whole Florida thing and go there. I always wanted to see the Opera House in Sydney. We can talk to the Parliament and say, "Hey!"
...I haven't given much thought as to what comes after that. It sounds clutch* in my head, I swear.
We need to find an alternative method of transportation for Total. He keeps drooling in Fang's backpack when he sleeps. He snores, too.
-Max
*Nudge's new vocab word of the day:
Clutch (adj.): Key, perfect, appropriate
I knew that Pruitt jerk was a...jerk!
...And speaking of even more jerks (and why, coincidentally, are they all BOYS?), Sam.
After everything that just happened at the school, he e-mailed me last night.
What doesn't he understand about me not trusting anyone - period? Instead, he's begging to help me and my "siblings" saying, "You can trust me, Max! I kissed you!"
I bet he told the whole world! No wonder I have to save the whole wide world. I have to save it from Sam and his big, fat mouth. Funny, because I could have sworn I saw pictures on his MySpace with little miss RHW herself.
Yeah. I digress.
Anne's the head honchette of evilness, Jeb continues to confuse me more than a Rubik's Cube, Ari needs to throw himself a pity party and get it overwith already, and...actually, I'll let a surprise guest tell the next part.
I miss the simple things, although a whole lot in my life is mucho far from it. Like, sneaking out of the house at night to fly with the bats over Virginia.
Ig was always in heaven when we did that. It creeped me out at first (ew, bats!), but he felt as at ease with them as he did with us. That made me happy.
I hope he's alright.
Ig and Gazzy used to play with the pigs out on the farm. He's hurting from missing his partner in crime, so he hasn't gone out to the barn lately. The pigs never liked Total - I guess because he could talk! (This isn't Animal Farm, you know.)
I've had this recurring dream every night since Ig left. The Erasers are chasing me, and I run through the woods until I come to a ledge.
I fall...and then begin to fly. I escape, and then wake up in a cold sweat.
What this means, I don't know. Maybe someone else who's not an annoying voice in my head can tell me. Volunteers?
-Max
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