Tuesday, February 27, 2007

I'm famous?

Gazzy was crusin the message boards and pulled me over to show me something.

I don't laugh at a whole lot of things, but this is pretty funny:

I'm...animated. Weird, 'cause I actually have a jacket that looks just like that. It's my favorite one too, but the Xs are red on mine.

...Where's everyone else? (I'm not the only Flock member eating out of desperation around here!)

-Fang.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Got a laptop?

Ig here.

We're stuck using computer labs until I can solve this dog-breaking-the-only-computer-we-have issue, or get a new one.

Itex must have one we can "borrow" or something, right? A big worldwide corporation like that should!

Max and Total are in a fight over this whole ordeal, because we may have lost all the data we stole from the Institute when the laptop hit the ground from a few thousand feet up in the air...and smashed into a gigbillion pieces.

Maybe we should just get a cat instead? Perhaps they won't hurl their guts up every time they fly due to altitude sickness. (And those guys land on their feet!) (And have 9 lives!) (And purr!)

Ig

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Note to self:

Never use a laptop midair.

It will break.

And then you'll need Ig to find spare parts, and put it back together again.

Especially if the flying web surfer is a talking dog, watching goofy pet videos on YouTube.

UGH! -Max

Monday, February 05, 2007

Question and Answer with Ig.

Ig here.

The computer was just reading all the comments you guys left for us.

Woah! I guess we're...how do you say it? "Kind of a big deal?" ;-)

Anyway, thought I'd answer a few questions while I'm waiting for this new creeptacular Itex pic to upload.

1. Yes, I'm allergic to gum. Sorta.

I'm what's called a "Phenylketonuric." (Big word! I hope the blog spelled that right, cause I know I can't!) I have to avoid most types of gum and stuff like diet pop because of it.

Usually there's warnings on the wrappers, but being blind, it's hard to tell unless someone gives me a heads up.

It's a genetic disorder (like I need more of those kind of problems, right?), and this is what it looks like, all scientific like:



2. Is Max blonde or brunette and why would she be caught dead in that green sweater?

Max's hair used to get blonder in the summer. When I was very little, I remember playing in a sandbox with her. I can still smell the sunscreen.

The light kept hitting the back of her newly blonde head, making me squint. Since it's winter, it gets darker - just like my hair does.

As for the sweater, if you were a winged kid on the run with limited wardrobe funding, you'd take any sweater you could find, too! (Wait. She just said that I'm wearing that same sweater now. Hey! That's not funny!)

Okay...

Pic is uploaded and ready for sharing:



Who is "M. Jannsen?"
Why is there an Itex in Germany?
And since it says "worldwide," are there even MORE?!
I'm all questioned out. All I know is, I can't wait for warmer weather.

Ig